Merry Evil Zun Xiuxian Ji

Can you guys give me some sense of superiority?How many of you pretended to think for a long time before you figured it out, and you would know what to dig a hole for without reading it... It would make me lose face... It is not recommended to read this chapter while eating!I don't care if the taste is special!

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"Chang Xiao, what are you digging for?" Allen asked curiously.

Chang Xiao smiled slightly and said, "Aren't you immortal? Are you still afraid that I'll dig a hole and bury you?"

Allen narrowed his eyes slightly, thought for a while, and then felt relieved, "Yes, I am immortal. Are you still afraid that you will dig a hole? Besides, this hole is only more than three meters deep, at most four meters, such a deep and shallow hole How can you take the son of my great fallen angel?"

Allen was full of confidence, so he stopped talking.

Chang Xiao looked at the pit, glanced at the soldiers and slaves under him, thought about it for a while, and then called the slaves to dig deeper. In the end, the pit was five meters deep, five meters long and wide, square and square. It's a big pit!

Only when I laugh so often can I feel the same.

Then Chang smiled and glanced at Allen, and said, "Go down!"

Alan frowned slightly, and looked at the big pit in front of him suspiciously. Although Alan felt that he didn't have to be afraid of anything in his immortal body, the behavior of constantly laughing still made him a little uncertain. What's the use of this pit?Could it be that Chang Xiao really wanted to bury him alive?If Chang Xiao thinks that burying him alive can kill him, then saying that Chang Xiao is as stupid as a pig is an insult to a pig. Chang Xiao obviously didn't have this idea, so what exactly does Chang Xiao want to do?

Chang Xiao saw that Alan's eyes were shining, and there was a suspicious light in them, and he smiled mockingly: "What? Alan, are you afraid? If you are really immortal, how can you have fear in your heart? Be honest with me. You said, I have five heavenly treasures on me, if you are afraid, you'd better get out now! Anyway, every time I see you, you run away like a shit!"

Allen raised his eyebrows fiercely when he heard the words, and thought about it carefully, wouldn't he be embarrassed every time he saw Chang Xiao?This touched Alan's self-esteem. He has always been proud of his origin. He is the son of the great fallen angel. His name cannot be insulted, otherwise it would be insulting his father. Yi Yi sneered and said, "Five heavenly treasures? Even if you have ten hundred heavenly treasures, I won't be afraid of you! Don't forget your promise!"

Chang Xiao sneered and said: "A mere small pit scares you to look forward and backward. How can you say that you are not afraid of Tianbao?"

Allen smiled, jumped into the deep pit, and said loudly: "Chang Xiao, whatever means you have, just use it. In your Middle-earth words, I can't even frown." He is a good man!"

Chang Xiao couldn't help but gave a thumbs up when he heard the words and exclaimed: "If you can really keep your eyebrows from frowning, then you are really a pure man! Chang will definitely admire you!"

Allen said arrogantly: "Don't talk about these useless things, often laugh, you can do whatever you want!"

Chang Xiao grinned slightly at the corner of his mouth, and then reluctantly urged the golden silk exquisite ball that restrained Allen. The gold threads on the golden silk exquisite ball immediately trembled like strings being plucked, and all of them were stretched one by one. Tight, and firmly fixed to the bottom of the pit.

Chang Xiao looked down at Allen and asked, "Can you still move?"

Allen shook his shoulders, and his whole body was really bound tightly. If he didn't corrode the golden silk ball with dirty air, he would indeed be unable to move.But Allen would not say that he could not move, he just said: "Chang Xiao, you don't have to play tricks anymore, just use whatever means you can! After you have seen what is called immortality, you will know how to cooperate with me It won't do you any harm!"

Chang Xiao saw the way Alan swayed, and Chang Xiao couldn't help showing a bright smile at this time. This smile made Alan feel a little startled. It seemed that something was wrong. What was wrong?Allen was a little unclear.This is a kind of unease coming from intuition.

Chang Xiao retracted his head from the deep pit, and from Allen's point of view, he could only see the square sky above his head.Nothing else to see.

Allen was feeling a little uneasy, so he quickly closed his eyes and used his divine thoughts, and used his ears to scan and listen, and then he drew a picture in his mind. Chang Xiao was surrounded by a few soldiers, but the relationship between them But there was no sound. Apparently, Chang Xiao was talking by means of sound transmission. This method is one-on-one, and Alan naturally couldn't hear him. Then Alan saw countless soldiers coming towards him, The surrounding area of ​​the big pit was full, and when Allen opened his eyes, these soldiers roared at him in unison.

Allen suddenly felt relieved at this point, Chang Xiao really still used this trick, nothing more than using the blood and yang energy to make Alan unable to cast spells, and then Chang Xiao used several of his Tianbao to deal with himself. Allen has no fear of such methods!What's more, he still has back-up means to ensure that he is foolproof, and he will never die anyway. Allen is full of confidence in this, and there will never be any mistakes.

It has to be said that eight thousand slaves and one thousand army soldiers shouted together, and the bloody Yang Gang energy that bloomed was really amazing. Allen felt that his body was as overwhelming as Mount Tai. Under this fierce blood yang, his supernatural powers and spells, including dirty energy, could no longer be used, but his immortality would definitely not be compromised by this.

Allen raised his head, laughed and said, "Chang Xiao, is this all you can do? Use the next method quickly, I'm itchy!"

Chang Xiao's head emerged from the crowd, looked at Alan full of pity, and said lightly: "Alan, you are even more stupid than Zhu! I'll wash it off for you if your skin itches!" Chang Xiao made a gesture, and the soldiers around the edge of the pit all took off their trousers, revealing their dirty things one by one, all aiming at Allen!

Allen was stunned for a moment. Before he could turn his head around, Chang Fu, who was next to Chang Xiao, had already shouted loudly: "Men, show your piss! Open it up!"

Immediately afterwards, hundreds of golden holy and pure water jets poured down from the top of the big pit. Allen was shocked immediately, and his pupils instantly shrank into needles. At this moment, he was shocked, and the whole person was about to go crazy Well, if this urine is poured on his head, he won't have to raise his head to meet people in his life!The reputation of the Great Fallen Angel will be ruined by him.

Allen's eyes turned blood red in an instant, and he struggled desperately in the golden silk exquisite ball, but the soldiers did not stop shouting while taking off their pants. A total of [-] soldiers and slaves shouted together. The Qi of Gang is layered on top of each other, like a mountain pressing down on Allen.

Under the restraint of the bloody yang energy and the golden silk exquisite ball, Alan couldn't make any big moves at all. Alan wanted to turn into smoke and fly out of the hole of the golden silk exquisite ball, but he As soon as he was vaporized, he was beaten back to his original shape by the sudden blood-yang qi, no matter how hard he struggled, he couldn't break free from the golden silk exquisite ball.

In fact, the Golden Silk Exquisite Ball has lost its original restraining power under the action of Lie Xueyang Gang at this time, but it can still firmly restrain Allen, who is also unable to perform supernatural powers.

Allen was almost going crazy, but it was all useless, and then Allen's head was hit by a bunch of things, wet and sticky, and then dripped down the hair to his face.

With this feeling, Allen wanted to take off his head immediately, and then his face and body, damn it, these things are still hot...

"Chang Xiao, you despicable villain, you will die..."

Allen yelled and shut up quickly, because a rush of salty juice had already entered his mouth.

Allen's whole body was about to burst, and he opened his eyes with difficulty to see, and it was Chang Xiao who was urinating in his mouth. Close your eyes, because Chang Xiao's hot holy water has been splashed towards his eyes.

Allen's eyes were already bursting with flames, but unfortunately, no matter how hard he struggled, he couldn't break free from the gold silk exquisite ball under this fierce blood sun. In fact, he was rushed by the fierce blood sun. The Silk Ball doesn't have much restraining power anymore, it's basically a big and strong net, but unfortunately, Alan now only has one more immortal body than ordinary people.

Allen simply fell into hell, looking at the constantly changing things spraying hot juice all around him, feeling the harmless slight impact of these liquids, although his body was not harmed in any way, but Allen's But his heart was riddled with holes from the impact. At this moment, Allen wanted to die.

At this moment, Alan realized that it wasn't that Chang Xiao was stupid, but that Alan was too stupid to jump into this pit by himself. He was an idiot, an idiot, and even worse than a pig!It's ridiculous that he was complacent about Chang Xiao betting on his immortality before, thinking that Chang Xiao was as stupid as a pig.

Excessive self-confidence makes people arrogant, and arrogance makes people crazy!Allen is the end.

The [-] slaves and the [-] Fire Dragon Army who often laughed went to the pit one by one to take off their pants, but within ten minutes, the five-meter-deep pit was full of anger, and the urine had already covered Alan's thighs, and he was completely soaked. Alan is still struggling desperately, but unfortunately these struggles are full of powerlessness, and Alan at this moment is completely rotten...

"Chang Xiao, you are despicable, you are shameless, I want you to die without a burial..." Alan's howling scream came from the deep pit.

Chang Xiao picked out his ears, at this time Chang Fu and Chang came over with smirks, and each of them pulled a large piece of long wooden board that he didn't know where to remove it, Chang Fu smiled and said: "Master, little boy!" The two of you are in a hurry, you want to shit!"

Hearing this, Chang Xiao gave Chang Fu Chang two deep glances, and then the three master and servant laughed out loud.

When it comes to doing bad things, you still have to have such a caring servant by your side to do them well!

Chang Xiao rubbed his stomach and laughed, "That's fine, I happen to be anxious too."

Chang Fu and Chang gave a hey happily, then stepped forward to push away the slaves who were peeing, and laid two thick planks horizontally on the deep pit.

Chang Xiao was very satisfied when he saw it. These two wooden boards reminded him of the lush years when he was in school, when there were dry toilets...

Chang Xiao vigorously waved the soaring pee anger, then held his breath, entered the state of inner breath, completely cut off contact with the outside world, and then Chang Xiao walked to the wooden board with square steps, and took off his pants gracefully Squatting down, Chang Xiao chose a more beautiful position, just above Alan's head.

Allen's eyes were stinging from the urine, and he vaguely saw what Chang Xiao was doing above his head, so he didn't know what Chang Xiao was going to do.

There is no anger in Alan's eyes now, and there is only deep fear left, and he can't even swear, his voice is full of sorrow, and he persuades him earnestly: "Chang Xiao, you can't do this, you are doing this No, God said, when will wrongs be repaid..."

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what! ! ! ! !

"my eyes……"

"I often laugh at my mother's whole life with you..."