Merry Evil Zun Xiuxian Ji

"I'll also count to three. If you kill yourself within three, I'll tell you to suffer less!"

Wu Sangui was stunned when he heard the words, not only Wu Sangui was stunned, everyone else was stunned, what do you mean?Is this kid crazy?Wu Sangui showed a puzzled expression, looked at the closest soldier beside him and asked in a low voice: "What did he say? Is there something wrong with my ears, sir?"

The soldier was also a little dazed, thinking that maybe there was something wrong with his ears, but he still replied with some doubts: "Master, I seem to have heard that kid say that he wants to count to three, and wants the young master to commit suicide within these three numbers." ,otherwise……"

Wu Sangui was sure that there was nothing wrong with his ears, so the people behind him were too lazy to listen. In the oppressive silence, Wu Sangui laughed loudly, and then Wu Sangui's soldiers roared with laughter, so that they couldn't even catch their swords and guns. Steady, indeed, they had never heard such a funny thing.

Is this kid crazy?To be able to say such words, and to be counted by others, doesn't he know what his current situation is?Can't you see the real knives, real guns and real guys in the hands of men?

Chang Xiao looked at the crowd laughing happily, and couldn't help showing a bright smile, but Chang Xiao laughed and counted: "One..."

Wu Sangui's face suddenly changed when he heard the words, and then all the soldiers stopped laughing, Wu Sangui sighed and shook his head: "Boy, if you want to seek death, I can completely fulfill you, since you make me laugh so hard For the sake of being so happy, young master, I..."

"two……"

Chang Xiao was still counting, Wu Sangui was taken aback, then he flew into a rage and said: "You bastard, you're still kicking your nose, don't you, for the young master, I'll first cripple his legs and smash his mouth... ..."

"three!"

Wu Sangui was roaring, when suddenly he felt his eyes blurry, and dozens of bright red blood spurted out in front of his eyes. The blood sprayed like a light rain. Those who have experienced in the army, if they are not good at fighting, it is a matter of talent, not because his brain is not good at other aspects. He saw the blood splattered posture and knew that it was a person whose head was severed and the neck was cut off. In other words, at the moment he blinked just now, dozens of heads were chopped off.

This……

Before Wu Sangui could figure out what happened, he suddenly felt a slight heat on his face, and a few drops of hot blood hit his skin hard.

Wu Sangui's eyes widened suddenly, reaching the limit, a pair of eyeballs were about to pop out of their sockets.

Because Wu Sangui saw the scariest scene he had ever seen in his life. The man who was surrounded by three thousand soldiers had appeared in front of his eyes, staring at him with a pair of cold eyes. He, the distance between the two was so close that they were almost touching each other, but Wu Sangui felt that the man standing opposite him had a distance that he would never be able to reach.

Immediately, a sharp pain came from Wu Sangui's lower body, and Wu Sangui realized that he, who was sitting on the horse, had fallen to the ground at this moment, and his crotch had been firmly grasped by the young man opposite him. .

This is the root of life, this is the greatest weakness of the heroes of the world, Wu Sangui groaned, and then punched the guy with the cold eyes in front of him fiercely on the head.

However, Chang Xiao's hand just clenched slightly, and Wu Sangui's fist withered immediately, and he couldn't swing it halfway, and he didn't even have the strength to kill a mosquito. Suddenly a handsome young general turned into a slug.

Wu Sangui was almost crying bitterly, the thing was grabbed by someone, I am afraid there are not many people who can not cry, Wu Sangui said in a trembling voice: "Boy, you let go of the young master, or I will... ouch... …I beg you……"

Chang Xiao narrowed his eyes slightly, and asked with concern: "Do you have a son?"

Wu Sangui asked what to say now and dared not disobey at all, he shook his head repeatedly and said: "No, no..."

Chang laughed, then nodded and said: "That's easy to handle, this will save me a lot of trouble! This one is for you to lure wolves into the house! By the way, do you know what I hate the most? I hate it the most. Those braid scenes in the Qing palace!"

While talking, Chang Xiao pinched it hard, and Wu Sangui clearly heard a crackling sound coming from below him, the sound was almost the same as an egg being pinched, Wu Sangui immediately rolled his eyes and howled dryly.

Not only Chang Xiao and Wu Sangui could hear that crisp sound, but even all the soldiers under Wu Sangui heard it together. As soon as the sound rang out, all of Wu Sangui's men subconsciously touched their own Eggy, his face was wrinkled, the sound was terrible, it was the first time in their life that they heard such a terrible sound.

Even Chang Xiao couldn't help squinting, this pain, this feeling, even Chang Xiao felt chills down his spine when he thought about it, and when he looked at Wu Sangui, he was about to roll his eyes and pass out. The breath was injected into it, which immediately stimulated Wu Sangui's spirit, causing Wu Sangui to wake up from the state of being about to faint. Once he woke up, the painful feeling was magnified countless times, and Wu Sangui's already fading cry of pain was raised again and stretched. Sing with your neck up.

Chang Xiao waited for Wu Sangui's shouting voice to fall down again, and said with a slight smile: "This one is just because I don't like you!"

As he spoke, Chang Xiao squeezed it hard, and there was a crisp snap, as if the swim bladder had been trampled and exploded, which could be heard clearly throughout the silent palace.

The cry of misery that had already been low rose again at this time, and it rushed higher, sharper, wilder, and more miserable. The voice was full of sorrow, fear, and endless anger.

"Bastard, what are you still doing in a daze, kill him, cut him into pieces..." Wu Sangui screamed in a piercing voice while screaming miserably, he is not afraid of anything now, only A bachelor must be very bachelor, at least Wu Sangui has never been so fearless as he is now.

At this moment, Wu Sangui's subordinates finally regained their strength, their master's balls were all crushed, it was unbearable, so a group of soldiers attacked Chang Xiao like crazy, But Chang Xiao pulled out his hand and pinched Wu Sangui's neck to lift Wu Sangui high. At this time, Chang Xiao was like a god. Son of Heaven, it is better for Chang Xiao to hide this aura. Once the aura is released, the existence of human beings will be affected. These soldiers of Wu Sangui are no exception. In their eyes, Chang Xiao's body suddenly They grew stronger, and even though they were standing there, they had a heart to look up to, as if they couldn't see Chang Xiao's chin unless they raised their heads high.

In front of such a constant smile, these soldiers all felt hesitant to move forward, as if their feet were tightly grasped by something growing from the ground, and their intuition was telling them that the one in front of them was extremely dangerous. , extremely scary, extremely difficult to provoke, you must stay away from him, even if you can't stay away from him, you must not oppose him.

This kind of intuition is the most primitive intuition of living beings, just like a rabbit seeing a tiger, like a mouse seeing a big cat, there is no reason, but when seeing it, fear will rise in the heart, and the idea of ​​​​running away will arise.

Therefore, a group of soldiers who had already rushed towards Chang Xiao all froze in place at this moment, not daring to take a step forward, and stared blankly at Chang Xiao lifting Wu Sangui high.

Chang Xiao didn't take the three thousand soldiers seriously at all, and then turned his head to look at Wu Sangui, and threw Wu Sangui on the ground. Say half a word.

Wu Sangui's lower body had already started to go numb at this moment, and it was no longer as painful as before. Wu Sangui looked at Chang Xiao blankly, then seemed to suddenly think of something, pointed at Chang Xiao, and shouted in a shrill voice : "Always...often...often laughing, you are always laughing, treacherous and always laughing..."

As Wu Sangui's words came out, Wu Sangui's soldiers all around were stunned for a moment, and then they all backed up a few steps. They had heard of Chang Xiao's fierce reputation for a long time, and soldiers like them would not be like this. The characters in the court are average, they have the most real understanding of whether a general is strong or not, that is, what battles this general has fought, how many people he has killed, and how many prisoners he has taken.

Chang Xiao didn't say that he had fought far away, but he said that the current Huolong Army can freely enter and exit among Li Zicheng's army, and freely enter and exit among Huang Taiji's army, as if entering and leaving no one's land. Laugh at the strength of this general.

How many people Chang Xiao has killed is controversial. Some people say that he has already caught up with Bai Qi, and some people say that the number is no more than [-], because the number of heads that Chang Xiao sent to the capital is equal to this number. Everyone knows in his heart that Chang Xiao must have killed quite a few people.As for how many people Chang Xiao captured, there are many rumors that it is zero. Chang Xiao’s army never takes prisoners. The entire army was wiped out, and they had never heard of Chang Xiao losing from the beginning to the end.

Chang Xiao's name was a nightmare on the battlefield. Li Zicheng was afraid of him, and Huang Taiji was also afraid of him. All soldiers felt calf cramps when they saw the Chang character banner.

It turned out that Chang Xiao appeared in the rumors, but at this moment, the killing god suddenly appeared in front of them, which made the soldiers feel shocked.Even though Chang Xiao is only one person, this name is equivalent to thousands of troops. Originally, these soldiers were attracted by Chang Xiao's aura and did not dare to move rashly. , I dare not act rashly.

Wu Sangui didn't understand, he really didn't understand, obviously his three thousand soldiers surrounded Chang Xiao in front of him, but why did he feel surrounded by Chang Xiao?Isn't this Chang Xiao afraid that his soldiers will swarm him and cut him into pieces?

But then Wu Sangui understood that Chang Xiao was indeed not afraid, because even Wu Sangui had a thought in his heart, that was to kill Chang Xiao, three thousand soldiers were far from enough, it would take ten times as much to have a little hope .

This is a desperate idea, but Wu Sangui is unwilling to admit defeat.

A trapped beast is still fighting, let alone a human?