Merry Evil Zun Xiuxian Ji

The memorial in Chang Xiao's hand was sent from Dongying Japan, and the content was rather intense. It strongly condemned the fishermen of the big man pretending to be pirates and robbed them of their property, and asked the big man to capture these fishermen and return the fish they robbed. thing.

There is also a memorial sent from the southwestern coastal area. Chang Xiao is not too familiar with the geography of the specific city. Even if it has a name, it is difficult for Chang Xiao to know.This letter talks about the Japanese pirates causing disaster, looting and Taoism, and causing chaos everywhere.

Chang Xiao twirled his hands and looked at the date. The letter of credence sent by Japan from the Japanese country was a month ago, while the letter from the southwestern coastal area was half a month ago galloping all the way. The book was temporarily withheld by someone with a heart, and it was only presented together when the memorial from the southwestern coastal area came.

Chang Xiao doesn't care about this kind of officialdom skills, what Chang Xiao cares about is Japan, the country of Japan!

From Chang Xiao's point of view, the things in the memorial are really ridiculous. Chang Xiao only knows that Japanese pirates came to China to rob, but never heard of Chinese fishermen going to Japanese pirates to rob. What are they robbing?Do you want to grab fish?In later generations of China, there were indeed fishermen who went to grab fish everywhere, but at this time, I am afraid that they have not yet. The fish along the coast of Middle-earth should not have been caught.

At this time, a minister asked to see him. Chang Xiao knew who this person was, so he came along with the two memorials, and declared his meeting immediately.

The minister who came was the old man of Chang Xiao Fire Dragon Army, Kou Zhang, who was the thin young man that Chang Xiao dug out from the bandits.

Over the past few years, the thin young scholar has grown a lot, and he has grown a beard that can only be seen on his chin. He is a little fatter and has a ruddy complexion. It is obvious that he has a prosperous life, except for the dark circles under his eyes, which shows that he is very hardworking. In addition, the whole person is a bit like a rich man.

Chang Xiao put the two memorials aside, and said, "Tell me!" Chang Xiao understood that Kou Zhang came here for this matter. ,

Kou Zhang doesn't have to be cautious at all with Chang Xiao. He has followed Chang Xiao for too long, and he clearly understands what can and cannot be done in front of Chang Xiao, what kind of speech Chang Xiao likes and what kind of speech he doesn't like.

So Kou Zhang said in the most concise and clear language: "Your Majesty, this Japanese slave's condemnation statement is justified..."

Chang Xiao was taken aback when he heard the words, before Kou Zhang could continue, he wondered, "What? You said our fishermen went to rob Japanese pirates? What is there to rob?"

Kou Zhang looked at Chang Xiao in surprise. Under normal circumstances, Chang Xiao would never be so excited. In fact, in Kou Zhang’s eyes, Chang Xiao should be cold as if abnormally evil. Kou Zhang coughed dryly and said: " Your Majesty, although the Japanese pirates are barren, they are rich in gold and silver, so there are many fishermen and Japanese pirates working together to plunder gold and silver in Middle Earth!"

Chang Xiao frowned when he heard this. This was the first time he had heard that fishermen from China and Japanese pirates had united to plunder the coast.

But Chang Xiao doesn't care much about this, Kou Zhang wants to say something, Chang Xiao has already said: "It just so happens that you are here, help me draw up two articles!"

When Kou Zhang heard this, he immediately closed his mouth. He followed Chang Xiao for so long, so he naturally knew that when Chang Xiao made such an attitude, he already had a plan in mind. If outsiders can't come up with an absolute reason, they usually It's not likely to shake Chang Xiao's mind!

Chang Xiao thought for a while and then said: "These two letters, one is for the emperor of Japan, and the other is for the one in Japan, called Amaterasu?"

Kou Zhang was taken aback when he heard the words, blinked his eyes, and wrote a letter to the gods. This was a bit difficult for him, but he still nodded and said: "My lord, there is indeed a great god of Amaterasu in Japan, also called the sun goddess, who is regarded as the Goddess of the Sun. The ancestor of the Japanese royal family, revered as the main god of Shintoism."

Kou Zhang has obviously not been in vain in the past few years. He thinks he has studied a lot in order to gain a firm foothold in the imperial court.

Even with the care of Chang Xiao, Kou Zhang must find a way to improve himself, so at this time Kou Zhang talked about Japan, which is far away overseas, with plausible words, like a few treasures: "According to the book, Amaterasu reclaimed fields in Takamahara. , taught silkworm raising and weaving skills, managed well, and made the gods live a comfortable and peaceful life. Later, Amaterasu ordered his son Tianzhi Rensui to manage the crop-rich Weiyuan China (referring to Japan) .From then on, the descendants of Amaterasu have been ruling Japan. The legend that the emperor is the descendant of Amaterasu's line of gods comes from this!"

Chang Xiao couldn't help laughing when he heard the words, showing a surprised expression. This expression fell into Kou Zhang's eyes, and he couldn't help being a little horrified. This look is really a bit... a little perverted. Although it is disrespectful to describe the emperor in this way, but this kind of inquiry Since the emperor of China, what kind of nasty thing has this reminded me of?

Chang Xiao said, "Goddess of the Sun? You said, Goddess Amaterasu is a woman?"

Looking at Chang Xiao's bright eyes, Kou Zhang gave a dry cough, stepped back slightly, and said, "Report to the Emperor, this Goddess Amaterasu is indeed a female image!"

Chang Xiao was confirmed, and there was an intriguing smile on his face. This smile made Kou Zhang a little nervous. In the past, he used to smile often in the army, but he never smiled very much. He often smiled and rarely smiled in court. At this time, Chang Xiao showed such a smile that Kou Zhang couldn't figure out what Chang Xiao was thinking.

After Chang Xiao laughed, a icy coldness appeared at the corner of his mouth, and he said: "Speak to the emperor first, and write according to this meaning, you just say, from now on, there will be no country like Japan in the world, from now on , there are only Japanese prefectures. If he, the emperor, is willing to continue doing it, he will obediently come to the capital and send all his descendants to be protons. No grass grows on the small island!"

Kou Zhang couldn't help being excited when he heard the words, this kind of situation is rare here for Kou Zhang, who has been polished smooth in the years of official career!

He has not heard such words from Chang Xiao's mouth for a long time, but when he was in the Fire Dragon Army, he could often hear orders like Chang Xiao's extinct family, and Chang Xiao is a man who will follow his words Existence, he will never speak empty words, and the words of constant laughter make Kou Zhang return to the battlefield of iron and blood. Maybe there is a man's paradise, but this kind of thought is just a flash, maybe there are men on the battlefield. But that's about a strong man. For Kou Zhang, before he met Chang Xiao, the battlefield was a hell!Chang Xiao gave everything to him, which made Bell

Chang Xiao wants to conquest Japan, Kou Zhang has no opinion. With the current strength of the Fire Dragon Army, Japan, a mere Japanese country, is really nothing. After the Fire Dragon Army logs in, carry it.

The Fire Dragon Army is about to march west, and it happens to use these Japanese pirates to practice their skills.

Chang Xiao continued: "The second letter, write to the great god Amaterasu, just say, ask her to come and serve me, and the rest is for you to arrange some humiliating words, remember that kind Only those who blush and heartbeat will succeed!"

Kou Zhang is stupid!

Kou Zhang looked at Chang Xiao's eyes obviously changed, standing in front of him is simply a living King Zhou, how did King Zhou die in the first place?Wasn't it the fact that he fell in love with the statue of the Nuwa Empress, and wrote a lewd poem that has been passed down through the ages while his mind was swaying, and the country was destroyed?

Kou Zhang still remembered this poem.

The Fengluan treasure tent is very beautiful, full of exquisite makeup.

Ququ distant mountains fly green, dancing sleeves and reflecting the clouds.

Pear blossoms bring rain to compete for coquettishness, and peony cages are full of smoke and make-up.

But he had to be enchanting and able to act to get back Changle to serve the king.

Especially the last sentence 'But you have to be enchanting and able to move, and get back Changle to serve the king. 'If you can act enchantingly, I will definitely marry you back to the palace and become the lonely king and concubine.The words in the previous few poems were outrageous enough, but the emperor directly said that he wanted Goddess Tianzhao to attend the bedside tent, which is even more of a jerk than King Zhou.

Of course, God Amaterasu can't be compared with Empress Nuwa, but this kind of behavior that rapes other goddesses is still shameless.

Kou Zhang didn't know that Chang Xiao had already taken the holy river of Brahmanism into his servants, as well as the goddess of eloquence and so on.

Kou Zhang coughed dryly, and his mind turned sharply. He tried his best not to do it, and he had to stop the emperor from doing such an unreliable approach. If nothing else, Chang Xiao sent this letter. It is estimated that the entire Japanese pirates will be fried. .

You must know that the emperors of Japan all claim to be the descendants of Amaterasu, the descendants of Amaterasu. Often laughing and pulling Goddess Amaterasu onto the bed is like playing with the emperor's ancestors. Ancestral graves are too much.

If Chang Xiao's letter is really delivered, I'm afraid that the whole Japanese country and Japan will fight Chang Xiao desperately. Although they are not afraid, Chang Xiao's quick-talking and quick-talking things will eventually cause trouble to the upper body. It is better not to do it.

After all, according to the normal situation, when the fire dragon army set foot on the Japanese island, they only need to fire a few shots at will. It is estimated that the legs of those Japanese pirates will be weak. It will be very easy to kill or stay at that time. Are they desperate?Doesn't this mean that you have trouble with yourself?

For the Japanese country of Japan, Kou Zhang only looks at the appearance, so naturally he is not as sensitive as Chang Xiao.

For Chang Xiao, at his level, even if he wiped out the whole of Japan, it would be a meaningless thing. He was already a little too lazy to deal with Japan, which was why he hadn't troubled Japan since he returned to this era.

For Chang Xiao, killing all the Japanese is not as interesting as pulling the goddess ancestor in the other party's mind to his bed to bully him.Putting a cuckold on a person is really not a skill, it is a skill to make the heads of men in the whole country green!

Guys, do something fun!

At least when Chang Xiao thinks of the Goddess Amaterasu, he feels that the hyperactive yang energy is on the rise again. The hyperactive yang energy in the lower abdomen is like a burning shot ball, rolling back and forth, so hot that Chang Xiao's heart, liver, spleen and stomach seem to be on fire It's mediocre!Chang Xiao has not encountered this kind of impulsiveness for a long time!Moreover, Goddess Amaterasu's cultivation base is not weak, and the power of female yin has been accumulated for many years, which must be of great benefit to his cultivation!

Chang Xiao said again: "By the way, add a deadline. The emperor of the Japanese country must give me an answer within half a month at the latest, and must rush to the capital within a month. As for the goddess Amaterasu, after receiving my letter, I must come to Zhen’s palace on that day! I wrote it according to this meaning, by the way, the contents of these two letters must be known to the entire Wa country!”

ah?Do you really want everyone in Japan to know about it?