Merry Evil Zun Xiuxian Ji
Chapter 747 The opportunity to wash the monkey and crown has come
At this time, a general in the fire dragon army rode forward, pulled out a large pile of gorgeous clothes from the car that had been accompanying him, and threw them in front of them.
Emperor Masakimachi and the others were taken aback for a moment, they knew very well that among the pile of crumpled | wrinkled clothes were their own clothes, and these clothes represented a gorgeous past of theirs. The glory of the past, now looking at these rag-like clothes is like seeing the current self, and there is sadness everywhere!
"What are you looking at, put it on quickly! Do you want the current emperor to see your filthy bodies?" The general roared in a rough voice with a haughty look!At the same time, he raised the horsewhip in his hand, and whipped the descendants of the emperor severely.
Emperor Masakimachi looked around, and couldn't help feeling a little apprehensive. It was the morning, and there were many pedestrians at the gate of the capital. They had already become the objects of onlookers when they appeared here. It would be too embarrassing to change clothes.After all, he is also the emperor of a country, and he must not be humiliated by this.
Emperor Masakimachi said cautiously: "The general, hehe, this, is there a place where I can change clothes? Here, it seems inconvenient..."
The general looked around, and sure enough, countless pairs of eyes were staring at them. Then the general smiled and said, "Mother, what's the inconvenience? Do you think you are still the emperor of Japan? I call Change quickly, if you fart again, I will stuff all these shit clothes into your fart|eyes!"
Emperor Masakimachi's face turned red when he heard the words, and then turned livid, but after a while, he turned into helplessness, there was no way, who called others the winners and they were the losers?
The descendants of Emperor Masakimachi next to him were also full of anger, but they did not dare to resist. Eighteen brothers died along the way, all because they resisted the fire dragon army and were directly beaten to death. It can be said that , all those with tempers were dead, and those who survived had lost their tempers long ago, but there is still a way if they have no tempers. They came together, grabbed the clothes on the ground, cried, and formed a group, Emperor Masakimachi completely covered it up.
Emperor Masakimachi changed his clothes while weeping inside. This kind of humiliation was never experienced by successive emperors.
After Emperor Masakimachi finished dressing, all the descendants of the emperor began to change their clothes. They couldn't be particular about it, so they could only strip naked in front of everyone, and put on the crumpled clothes full of folds.
It's better not to wear such clothes, but after wearing them, it looks like a clown. The original precious silk is now like a rag that has just been wiped off the table, especially those crowns that once represented the sacred and inviolable are even more suppressed. When it was worn on the head, the people around immediately burst into laughter, especially with the dirty and messy hair on the faces of these princes and grandchildren, and the chapped bare soles , and five short stature, even more ridiculous.
This is the so-called monkey crown.
The fire dragon soldiers in custody also laughed out loud, Emperor Masakimachi and his descendants all lowered their heads with shame on their faces.Still the same sentence, all those with temper are dead on the way, and the rest are all without temper.
Afterwards, the princes and grandchildren, including Emperor Masakimachi, were escorted into the capital by the Fire Dragon Army. The people gathered around and applauded the Fire Dragon Army along the way. The Fire Dragon Army stood up straight.
The wishes of the people entrusted to the Fire Dragon Army immediately rose to another level, coupled with the countless magic spirits that the Fire Dragon Army killed in Japan and the resentment of the people, the fog formed by the gathering of blood and yang gang became more and more condensed. Gradually, it became the appearance of a God of War with eighteen long knives on his back, but this image is just an outline, but even such an outline is already quite impressive, the bloody Yang Gang energy on the hundreds of fire dragons is just as powerful. Comparable to thousands of people!
If it is in the eyes of the monks, you can see that there is fire coming out from behind every fire dragon army, soaring into the sky. Even if there is only one person left alone in the fire dragon army, ordinary monks dare not approach easily.
Chang Xiao sat on a high dragon chair, looking down at the descendants of the emperor kneeling below, and of course, the emperor in charge.
The emperor made up his mind to be tough outside the door. Although he was defeated, he was still the lord of the country. It was fine if he was insulted by those rude soldiers on the road. After all, he had nothing to say to those soldiers, but when he met them The emperor, he has to straighten his back, and he can no longer be as cowardly as the road!
But the moment he stepped into the main hall and saw a figure, Emperor Masakimachi's straight waist instantly collapsed.
At this time, next to Chang Xiao, combing the maid's hair, bowing her eyebrows and bowing down to serve, is the ancestor of the emperor's family that the emperor is most familiar with and respected, the goddess Amaterasu.
At this time, Chang Xiao's hand was placed on the chest of Goddess Tianzhao, and she reached into her clothes and kneaded gently.Goddess Amaterasu didn't move and let Chang Xiao gently rub the red pill on her chest.
This made the whole body of the emperor tremble slightly, and all kinds of emotions gathered in his heart, including anger, fear, and other messy emotions, and then all these emotions disappeared, and finally turned into one thought, that is surrender , even Goddess Amaterasu has become the other party's maid, surrender and always laugh, what else can he resist?
Therefore, Emperor Masakimachi immediately knelt on the ground, and the descendants behind him naturally also knelt on the ground!
Chang Xiao pulled out his hand, and said lightly: "Needless to say, Emperor Masakimachi was castrated and stayed in the palace, and the rest of the sons and grandsons will draw lots. Go back and be a county magistrate, this is also my benevolence, and the rest will be left in the big man to be my slave who opened stones."
Then he waved his hands with a smile, and sent Emperor Masakimachi and his descendants back like a dog.
Later, when he went back and won the lottery, the grandson of Emperor Masakimachi, who happily returned to take office, encountered a storm at sea. As a result, all the people in the boat were safe, and only he was buried in the bottom of the sea. In the end, the emperor continued for [-] generations. This is the end of the series!
Chang Xiao didn't instigate this matter to do this, in fact Chang Xiao didn't have the mind to think about this kind of thing, who did it, no one will pursue it, it became a mystery.A mystery that no one bothers to ask.
……
Chang Xiao finally returned to the capital, which is definitely a great thing for Wu Sangui, who was anxiously waiting for him, but after Chang Xiao returned, he has been fooling around with a strange-looking woman he brought back. , this woman Wu Sangui can't touch at all, even if Wu Sangui wants to pat the dragon's blood on this woman, it is completely impossible!
But the great news is that Chang Xiao actually brought all the wives of Emperor Dongying and the emperor's descendants to the capital. Everyone knows what Chang Xiao wants to do!
Wu Sangui couldn't get in touch with the strange looking woman that Chang Xiao brought back, but these wives brought back from the small country of Dongying must pass through his hands, so that he would have a chance to deal with Chang Xiao!
On the other hand, Chang Xiao's act of bringing the concubines of Dongying back to the capital confirmed Anbar's speculation about Chang Xiao, and also confirmed what Wu Sangui said about Chang Xiao's special hobby.
Anbar decided to find an opportunity to offer Chang Xiao the gift he had prepared.
Under normal circumstances, as long as Chang Xiao is in the palace, Anbar will present a well-prepared entertainment program for Chang Xiao every three or five days. Although these programs rarely interest Chang Xiao, but This rule has never been changed, but Chang Xiao has been dealing with that weird-looking woman since he came back from Dongying this time, so Anbar has never had the opportunity to present his own program. On this day, when the small country of Dongying After the emperor was eunuched, the woman next to Chang Xiao suddenly disappeared, which made Anbar know that it was time for him to appear on the stage.
The relationship between Anbar and Wu Sangui is much more relaxed now. Although Anbar still looks down on Wu Sangui, he has also seen Wu Sangui's usefulness, so although he is not close to Wu Sangui, he is not particularly repulsive. When we met outside Chang Xiao's study, Wu Sangui would always have nothing to say to Anbar and Anbar would basically nod his head lukewarmly. This attitude was compared to Anbar's treatment of Wu Sangui before. It's much better to just ignore it and ignore it without even looking at it.
The weather is getting colder. Tonight, Anbar and Wu Sangui meet again outside Chang Xiao's study. They both have the same idea. The weird woman next to Chang Xiao is gone. According to Chang Xiao's temperament, it is It is unlikely to rest alone, so both of them feel that their chance has come.
It's just that one is dedicated to solving the master's worries, and the other is dedicated to putting Chang Xiao to death. The purpose of the two is different, but the process is completely similar.
"Lord An, I don't know if the emperor will be happy tonight!" Wu Sangui smiled charmingly.
For Wu Sangui's smiling face, Anbar was full of disgust. At this time, Anbar was completely familiar with the language of Zhongtu. Although he hated Wu Sangui very much, Anbar still said lightly: "The emperor's temper, who Can you make it clear? It’s better for a slave not to guess too much!”
Wu Sangui nodded quickly and said yes, Wu Sangui was about to speak when he suddenly heard the eunuch coming out from the imperial study, he quickly turned his head to look at the eunuch, and saw the eunuch walking straight towards the two of them, Wu Sangui and Anbar's eyes Immediately lit up,
The whole body leaned forward slightly.
The eunuch approached, looked at Wu Sangui with a little contempt, then looked at Anbar with a smile and said: "Master An, the emperor asked the younger one to ask you, have you prepared any programs for the emperor tonight?" ?”
When Anbar heard this, a smile appeared on his face, and he hurriedly said: "Please report to the emperor, father-in-law, Anbar has prepared a program for the emperor, and I will present it to the emperor!"
The little eunuch smiled when he heard the words, and then retreated into the study.
The smile on Anbar’s face has been replaced by apprehension at this time. This program is completed, and his life in Anbar’s future will be comfortable. If it doesn’t work out, Anbar may not have a good life in the future. According to normal behavior , Anbar should choose the program with the most certainty, but wealth and wealth are in danger. Anbar knows that if he can't present interesting programs, then his position will be in jeopardy. Then retreat, so Anbar has no way out. After thinking about this, Anbar gritted his teeth and strode towards the place where he was preparing for the show.
At this moment, Wu Sangui quickly caught up from behind, and while trotting, he apologized and said with a smile: "Congratulations, Mr. An, it seems that the most important thing in the emperor's heart is you, Mr. An."
Anbar is now at a turning point in his life, so why would he want to listen to Wu Sangui's useless flattery here?Therefore, Wu Sangui was ignored at all.Still striding forward.
Wu Sangui was skinny and shameless as he trot aside and apologized, "Master An, Mr. An, if you want to come to the program prepared by Mr. An, it must be very exciting, but Mr. An may not be too busy alone? Why don't you call the little one to help Mr. An, call the little one Long experience..."
It stands to reason that Wu Sangui is also a prince. Although he does not have the treatment of a prince, he always has the title of a prince, but now he is like a grandson in front of Anbar, eating a small one, which makes Anbar very useful. It's a bit of a face, not to mention that Wu Sangui gave him this idea. If the emperor likes it, then naturally there is nothing to say. If the emperor doesn't like it, then this Wu Sangui is the best blame.
Anbar then smiled slightly, and nodded to Wu Sangui...
Emperor Masakimachi and the others were taken aback for a moment, they knew very well that among the pile of crumpled | wrinkled clothes were their own clothes, and these clothes represented a gorgeous past of theirs. The glory of the past, now looking at these rag-like clothes is like seeing the current self, and there is sadness everywhere!
"What are you looking at, put it on quickly! Do you want the current emperor to see your filthy bodies?" The general roared in a rough voice with a haughty look!At the same time, he raised the horsewhip in his hand, and whipped the descendants of the emperor severely.
Emperor Masakimachi looked around, and couldn't help feeling a little apprehensive. It was the morning, and there were many pedestrians at the gate of the capital. They had already become the objects of onlookers when they appeared here. It would be too embarrassing to change clothes.After all, he is also the emperor of a country, and he must not be humiliated by this.
Emperor Masakimachi said cautiously: "The general, hehe, this, is there a place where I can change clothes? Here, it seems inconvenient..."
The general looked around, and sure enough, countless pairs of eyes were staring at them. Then the general smiled and said, "Mother, what's the inconvenience? Do you think you are still the emperor of Japan? I call Change quickly, if you fart again, I will stuff all these shit clothes into your fart|eyes!"
Emperor Masakimachi's face turned red when he heard the words, and then turned livid, but after a while, he turned into helplessness, there was no way, who called others the winners and they were the losers?
The descendants of Emperor Masakimachi next to him were also full of anger, but they did not dare to resist. Eighteen brothers died along the way, all because they resisted the fire dragon army and were directly beaten to death. It can be said that , all those with tempers were dead, and those who survived had lost their tempers long ago, but there is still a way if they have no tempers. They came together, grabbed the clothes on the ground, cried, and formed a group, Emperor Masakimachi completely covered it up.
Emperor Masakimachi changed his clothes while weeping inside. This kind of humiliation was never experienced by successive emperors.
After Emperor Masakimachi finished dressing, all the descendants of the emperor began to change their clothes. They couldn't be particular about it, so they could only strip naked in front of everyone, and put on the crumpled clothes full of folds.
It's better not to wear such clothes, but after wearing them, it looks like a clown. The original precious silk is now like a rag that has just been wiped off the table, especially those crowns that once represented the sacred and inviolable are even more suppressed. When it was worn on the head, the people around immediately burst into laughter, especially with the dirty and messy hair on the faces of these princes and grandchildren, and the chapped bare soles , and five short stature, even more ridiculous.
This is the so-called monkey crown.
The fire dragon soldiers in custody also laughed out loud, Emperor Masakimachi and his descendants all lowered their heads with shame on their faces.Still the same sentence, all those with temper are dead on the way, and the rest are all without temper.
Afterwards, the princes and grandchildren, including Emperor Masakimachi, were escorted into the capital by the Fire Dragon Army. The people gathered around and applauded the Fire Dragon Army along the way. The Fire Dragon Army stood up straight.
The wishes of the people entrusted to the Fire Dragon Army immediately rose to another level, coupled with the countless magic spirits that the Fire Dragon Army killed in Japan and the resentment of the people, the fog formed by the gathering of blood and yang gang became more and more condensed. Gradually, it became the appearance of a God of War with eighteen long knives on his back, but this image is just an outline, but even such an outline is already quite impressive, the bloody Yang Gang energy on the hundreds of fire dragons is just as powerful. Comparable to thousands of people!
If it is in the eyes of the monks, you can see that there is fire coming out from behind every fire dragon army, soaring into the sky. Even if there is only one person left alone in the fire dragon army, ordinary monks dare not approach easily.
Chang Xiao sat on a high dragon chair, looking down at the descendants of the emperor kneeling below, and of course, the emperor in charge.
The emperor made up his mind to be tough outside the door. Although he was defeated, he was still the lord of the country. It was fine if he was insulted by those rude soldiers on the road. After all, he had nothing to say to those soldiers, but when he met them The emperor, he has to straighten his back, and he can no longer be as cowardly as the road!
But the moment he stepped into the main hall and saw a figure, Emperor Masakimachi's straight waist instantly collapsed.
At this time, next to Chang Xiao, combing the maid's hair, bowing her eyebrows and bowing down to serve, is the ancestor of the emperor's family that the emperor is most familiar with and respected, the goddess Amaterasu.
At this time, Chang Xiao's hand was placed on the chest of Goddess Tianzhao, and she reached into her clothes and kneaded gently.Goddess Amaterasu didn't move and let Chang Xiao gently rub the red pill on her chest.
This made the whole body of the emperor tremble slightly, and all kinds of emotions gathered in his heart, including anger, fear, and other messy emotions, and then all these emotions disappeared, and finally turned into one thought, that is surrender , even Goddess Amaterasu has become the other party's maid, surrender and always laugh, what else can he resist?
Therefore, Emperor Masakimachi immediately knelt on the ground, and the descendants behind him naturally also knelt on the ground!
Chang Xiao pulled out his hand, and said lightly: "Needless to say, Emperor Masakimachi was castrated and stayed in the palace, and the rest of the sons and grandsons will draw lots. Go back and be a county magistrate, this is also my benevolence, and the rest will be left in the big man to be my slave who opened stones."
Then he waved his hands with a smile, and sent Emperor Masakimachi and his descendants back like a dog.
Later, when he went back and won the lottery, the grandson of Emperor Masakimachi, who happily returned to take office, encountered a storm at sea. As a result, all the people in the boat were safe, and only he was buried in the bottom of the sea. In the end, the emperor continued for [-] generations. This is the end of the series!
Chang Xiao didn't instigate this matter to do this, in fact Chang Xiao didn't have the mind to think about this kind of thing, who did it, no one will pursue it, it became a mystery.A mystery that no one bothers to ask.
……
Chang Xiao finally returned to the capital, which is definitely a great thing for Wu Sangui, who was anxiously waiting for him, but after Chang Xiao returned, he has been fooling around with a strange-looking woman he brought back. , this woman Wu Sangui can't touch at all, even if Wu Sangui wants to pat the dragon's blood on this woman, it is completely impossible!
But the great news is that Chang Xiao actually brought all the wives of Emperor Dongying and the emperor's descendants to the capital. Everyone knows what Chang Xiao wants to do!
Wu Sangui couldn't get in touch with the strange looking woman that Chang Xiao brought back, but these wives brought back from the small country of Dongying must pass through his hands, so that he would have a chance to deal with Chang Xiao!
On the other hand, Chang Xiao's act of bringing the concubines of Dongying back to the capital confirmed Anbar's speculation about Chang Xiao, and also confirmed what Wu Sangui said about Chang Xiao's special hobby.
Anbar decided to find an opportunity to offer Chang Xiao the gift he had prepared.
Under normal circumstances, as long as Chang Xiao is in the palace, Anbar will present a well-prepared entertainment program for Chang Xiao every three or five days. Although these programs rarely interest Chang Xiao, but This rule has never been changed, but Chang Xiao has been dealing with that weird-looking woman since he came back from Dongying this time, so Anbar has never had the opportunity to present his own program. On this day, when the small country of Dongying After the emperor was eunuched, the woman next to Chang Xiao suddenly disappeared, which made Anbar know that it was time for him to appear on the stage.
The relationship between Anbar and Wu Sangui is much more relaxed now. Although Anbar still looks down on Wu Sangui, he has also seen Wu Sangui's usefulness, so although he is not close to Wu Sangui, he is not particularly repulsive. When we met outside Chang Xiao's study, Wu Sangui would always have nothing to say to Anbar and Anbar would basically nod his head lukewarmly. This attitude was compared to Anbar's treatment of Wu Sangui before. It's much better to just ignore it and ignore it without even looking at it.
The weather is getting colder. Tonight, Anbar and Wu Sangui meet again outside Chang Xiao's study. They both have the same idea. The weird woman next to Chang Xiao is gone. According to Chang Xiao's temperament, it is It is unlikely to rest alone, so both of them feel that their chance has come.
It's just that one is dedicated to solving the master's worries, and the other is dedicated to putting Chang Xiao to death. The purpose of the two is different, but the process is completely similar.
"Lord An, I don't know if the emperor will be happy tonight!" Wu Sangui smiled charmingly.
For Wu Sangui's smiling face, Anbar was full of disgust. At this time, Anbar was completely familiar with the language of Zhongtu. Although he hated Wu Sangui very much, Anbar still said lightly: "The emperor's temper, who Can you make it clear? It’s better for a slave not to guess too much!”
Wu Sangui nodded quickly and said yes, Wu Sangui was about to speak when he suddenly heard the eunuch coming out from the imperial study, he quickly turned his head to look at the eunuch, and saw the eunuch walking straight towards the two of them, Wu Sangui and Anbar's eyes Immediately lit up,
The whole body leaned forward slightly.
The eunuch approached, looked at Wu Sangui with a little contempt, then looked at Anbar with a smile and said: "Master An, the emperor asked the younger one to ask you, have you prepared any programs for the emperor tonight?" ?”
When Anbar heard this, a smile appeared on his face, and he hurriedly said: "Please report to the emperor, father-in-law, Anbar has prepared a program for the emperor, and I will present it to the emperor!"
The little eunuch smiled when he heard the words, and then retreated into the study.
The smile on Anbar’s face has been replaced by apprehension at this time. This program is completed, and his life in Anbar’s future will be comfortable. If it doesn’t work out, Anbar may not have a good life in the future. According to normal behavior , Anbar should choose the program with the most certainty, but wealth and wealth are in danger. Anbar knows that if he can't present interesting programs, then his position will be in jeopardy. Then retreat, so Anbar has no way out. After thinking about this, Anbar gritted his teeth and strode towards the place where he was preparing for the show.
At this moment, Wu Sangui quickly caught up from behind, and while trotting, he apologized and said with a smile: "Congratulations, Mr. An, it seems that the most important thing in the emperor's heart is you, Mr. An."
Anbar is now at a turning point in his life, so why would he want to listen to Wu Sangui's useless flattery here?Therefore, Wu Sangui was ignored at all.Still striding forward.
Wu Sangui was skinny and shameless as he trot aside and apologized, "Master An, Mr. An, if you want to come to the program prepared by Mr. An, it must be very exciting, but Mr. An may not be too busy alone? Why don't you call the little one to help Mr. An, call the little one Long experience..."
It stands to reason that Wu Sangui is also a prince. Although he does not have the treatment of a prince, he always has the title of a prince, but now he is like a grandson in front of Anbar, eating a small one, which makes Anbar very useful. It's a bit of a face, not to mention that Wu Sangui gave him this idea. If the emperor likes it, then naturally there is nothing to say. If the emperor doesn't like it, then this Wu Sangui is the best blame.
Anbar then smiled slightly, and nodded to Wu Sangui...
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