Merry Evil Zun Xiuxian Ji

Emperor Chongzhen stretched the hem of his clothes first, and sat down slowly, and then Concubine Chang took a seat beside him.

Emperor Chongzhen waved his hands, and Chang Xiao leaned over and sat on the chair. At this time, he really felt afraid to make mistakes, not because of the majesty of the emperor, but because of the old man with a crystal ruler hanging from his waist behind the emperor. , Thinking about how I once wanted to bring a gun into the palace, and shot down Emperor Chongzhen with one shot, and my back would sweat from laughing, this emperor is really not that easy to kill!

The eunuchs and court ladies who were serving the emperor all exited the door and waited outside. In the room of hundreds of square meters, there were only two tables, one big and one small, and the emperor and the old man, and Chang Guifei and Chang Guifei. Laughing, immediately seemed to calm down.

"This is a family banquet, so don't be so cautious, Concubine, you didn't tell me that there are still some people in your family who practice immortality!"

Concubine Chang Gui was taken aback, but she didn't know that Chang Xiao had cultivated true qi, but she knew that Chang Xiao had learned some nasty and annoying spells from an immortal master.

"Da Le did learn a little from a Taoist when he was in his hometown of Wufeng County, but I'm afraid he didn't even know how to do it!" Chang Guifei looked at Chang Guifei and said with a smile.Being in the palace, some things are much clearer than outsiders, Concubine Chang Gui also knows a little bit about immortality.

The emperor smiled and did not continue the topic. At this time, the court ladies and eunuchs quietly brought the meals that had been prepared to the table.

The atmosphere was a little more relaxed, and Chang Xiao saw the true face of the emperor who was hanged on Meishan.

To Chang Xiao's surprise, he always thought that as the last king, he should be stupid no matter what he said, with a big belly, round waist, fat face, how could he be worthy of the name of the king of subjugation if he didn't look like this?

But at this time, the words Chongzhen and fainting are completely irrelevant. On the contrary, Chang Xiao knows that this person is extremely shrewd when he sees this person, and those eyes have penetrating wisdom.

There are three kinds of people in the world, smart people, stupid people and stupid people.

The so-called smart person is the kind of person who doesn't look very smart and suffers from small losses from time to time. This kind of person basically never cheats. In the eyes of others, he is very honest and trustworthy. He is a person worthy of deep friendship .

But basically people who don’t lie can also lie, and the reason why they don’t lie is because the things they deceive are not up to the price he pays for honesty. Once this kind of person deceives, then you will be played by him even if you are a god. circle around.This is smart people.He is always surrounded by friends.

A stupid person is the kind of real stupid person, not smart, very stupid, and not very deceptive, because he can't deceive people, this kind of person is doomed to be mediocre unless he encounters such a thing as stupid people have stupid blessings.Foolish people have no shortage of friends, because being with foolish people won't hurt them, and those who take advantage of foolish people with intentions will occasionally give them some benefits to make up for it.

There is another kind of people, stupid people, this kind of people are extremely shrewd, good at arithmetic, and there are more people with a science background. Of course, those with a liberal arts background are often the best, and they only have the words "I'm the smartest" engraved on their foreheads. Everyone knows him Shrewdness means that everyone respects him and stays away from him, and everyone is afraid of being disadvantaged by him. A shrewd person in every way is actually put aside by everyone close to him. This kind of person is too shrewd.

But this person in front of him cannot be called a human being, he is an emperor, his shrewdness is revealed everywhere, even a little aggressive, this is not stupid, this is real shrewdness, a level higher than a smart person, because he shows shrewdness Coming out became a kind of coercion, telling you clearly that you can't fool me, I know everything, don't play tricks in front of me, let alone play tricks behind me, because I have eyes behind me!

The emperor doesn't need to think about how others treat him, he just needs to know whether others have lied to him or not!A wise emperor will find out that he has been cheated after being cheated, and a smarter emperor will scare the liar so much that he dare not lie to others before being cheated.

The shrewd emperor is the scariest emperor, often laughing and even a little dazed, is this really the last monarch?How could such an emperor lose the entire Han Dynasty and be robbed of the Ming Dynasty by the Tartars?

Chang Xiao wants to be an emperor to enjoy himself, and he has always been based on the incompetence of Emperor Chongzhen, but the emperor in front of him is obviously good at hearing and eyesight, and his appearance is also the best choice. Once he sits there, he will have a majestic aura, maybe It was because Chang Xiao cultivated his true energy, he could even vaguely see a celestial dragon coiled above his head, ferocious and ferocious, anyone who dared to covet his position as emperor would be swallowed by this celestial dragon, and no bones would be left half a point left.

This is clearly the pattern of an emperor in the heyday of the Spring and Autumn Period who worked hard to govern.It's just that the emperor seems a little tired, not the kind of exhaustion caused by excessive drinking and sex, but the exhaustion caused by Zen spirit and lack of sleep. Chang Xiao can tell that although this seemingly radiant emperor has strong self-confidence, he is full of confidence. Sorrow, nowhere to resolve, full of exhaustion, nowhere to release.

Chang Xiao originally heard a lot of rumors about Emperor Chongzhen from Chang Sheng, and even Concubine Chang Gui kept telling him that the emperor should understand the practical affairs and not be deceived. These Chang Xiao nodded on the surface, but in his heart he was more disapproving. In his opinion What can a king of subjugation know?Maybe it's like the Jin family in his previous life, who boasted about shooting guns at the age of three and riding horses at the age of eight, but at this time, Chang Xiao knows that this emperor is really not easy to deceive. The eyes of a thief who owns something can see it.

The table in front of Emperor Chongzhen didn't have much wine and food. There were only nine dishes on the large table, and the portions were small, but the plates were large. Although they were very delicate, they were not rich. It looked very shabby on the huge table. mean.Chang Xiao even spends ten times as much on a meal as usual.

There are three dishes on Chang Xiao's table, Chang Xiao doesn't even bother to see what they are, just glance at them casually, and he knows that the dishes are very simple, there is nothing expensive, in Chang Xiao's opinion, this kind of dish is served as a treat Relatives and friends are too shabby, and this stingy emperor is also stingy.

There is also a small jug of wine, this wine smells good, it should be considered a good wine.

Emperor Chongzhen raised his glass with a smile and said, "This is the first time I've seen your nephew. Thanks to you, I haven't had nine dishes on this table for a long time. Come, come, drink this glass to the brim."

Chang Xiao was taken aback, what does it mean that nine dishes have not been served for a long time?It means that the old emperor usually has a table of dishes, but today there are fewer dishes?It seems that this is not the case. Later, Chang Xiao learned that this Emperor Chongzhen only had three or four dishes every time he ate, and his life was considered very poor.

If the emperor didn't drink the toast, he would have to drink as a fine. Chang Xiao didn't have time to think about it, so he quickly raised his glass and drank it all in one gulp.

Then Chongzhen looked Chang Xiao up and down again. In fact, Chang Xiao's age is not much different from Chongzhen. Chongzhen is only 20 years old this year. Chang Guifei is two years older than Chongzhen, and concubines are older than the emperor. This kind of thing is true for the emperor. It is relatively rare, but when Concubine Chang Gui married Chongzhen, Chongzhen was not the emperor but the king of Xin, not even the heir to the throne. The heir was his brother Ming Xizong, and he did not expect the throne to fall on him.

Therefore, there was not so much attention at that time. Chongzhen and Concubine Chang had met several times in private, and they both liked each other. Therefore, although Concubine Chang was two years older than King Xin at that time, she still married into the imperial concubine as a matter of course. .

Later, the situation changed and fish and dragons changed. Emperor Ming Xi Zong Tianqi had been in office for seven years, and the emperor died at the age of 23. Whether he had any heirs, the throne fell to Chongzhen.The aunt who often laughed became the imperial concubine today.

Young people look at young people, and they are relatives, so they naturally have a different angle of appreciation. At this time, they often smile, their faces are sharp, their bodies are strong, and their postures are tall and straight. Sitting there, they seem to be full of bows. The feeling of bouncing up, Mr. Chang originally had a good foundation. After Chang Xiao cultivated his true energy, he cut his hair and washed his marrow, and his whole temperament changed drastically. It is indeed a rare appearance among ordinary people.

"Good." Emperor Chongzhen admired a few words and then said: "Dale, you are the only seedling in your Chang family. Concubine Chang Gui often mentions you in my ears, saying that you are young and heroic, and you have some abilities. I hope you can serve me. Contribute to the country's society, but I don't know what you plan to do?"

Chang Xiaolai made a draft before this question, but it was based on the fact that Chongzhen was a foolish emperor, but now he can’t use that set of flamboyant and exaggerated words to talk about the matter. The emperor in front of him is indeed as Concubine Chang said Yan, is a very pragmatic guy!

Chang Xiao thought about it for a while, put down the wine glass in his hand, his expression became a little sad, and said: "Caomin told the emperor, Caomin was just a naughty playboy in Wufeng County, walking horses and dogs every day, playing around. He has done a lot of evil things for the disaster city!"

Hearing the words, Chongzhen narrowed his eyes slightly, as if a little surprised, and then looked at Concubine Chang Gui, Concubine Chang's complexion suddenly became cold, covered with a layer of greenness, how could Chang Xiao be such a stupid idiot?Did you say this in front of the emperor?Isn't this embarrassing her aunt?Even if you say that you have little ambition, such exaggerated words are a hundred times stronger than that. Could it be that I told him not to speak big words before, and he just used this kind of rhetoric?This is a real asshole.

Chang Xiao paused for a moment, instead of looking at the emperor and concubine, he stood up, faced the outside of the house, and said, "Of course, after coming out of Wufeng County, the grasslanders encountered a lot of bones along the way, starving and dying everywhere, and the refugees changed their sons." As for food, there are few women, children and old people in the team, who knows who is wrapped in their stomachs, the bandits come roaring and flocking away, tens of thousands of bandits are formed in an instant, even in Deyang City. Peace, destroyed overnight, Minbao Village was razed to the ground overnight, people were killed or injured, and countless families were separated from their wives and children in an instant, it is really sad everywhere, with blood at every step!"

When Chang Xiao said these words, Emperor Chongzhen frowned even deeper, his eyes seemed to spew out lightning, flickering endlessly, his palms were slightly clenched under the table, but he said lightly: "My Ming Dynasty has fallen to this point. Already?" There is no trace of kindness in these words, the cold meaning in the words is like a knife on Chang Xiao's neck.

Concubine Chang Gui's complexion has completely turned livid at this time, she called Chang Xiao here to find a rich man for the Chang family, not to ask the Chang family to cut off their children and grandchildren, Chang Xiao said so, the Chang family is not far from the end!She was well aware of the temperament of the person sitting next to her. Although Emperor Chongzhen was young, he had a kind of sensuality, and he never killed people overnight.It can be seen from the fact that he killed Wei Zhongxian's family of eunuchs and eunuchs who had occupied the ruling and opposition parties for decades.

Chang Xiao turned around, knelt down towards Chongzhen, and said: "Your Majesty, the Ming Dynasty is about to perish!"