Merry Evil Zun Xiuxian Ji

"Everyone, please stay!"

Hearing this, everyone cursed in unison in their hearts, but they didn't dare to show any excessive expressions on their faces. Chang Xiao's appearance, Chang Xiao's force, Chang Xiao's domineering, and Chang Xiao's unreasonableness had already left a deep impression on them. My impression is that everyone looked at Chang Xiao stiffly.

Chang Xiao first laughed, then pointed to his official robes and said: "Everyone, today is the third rank of a certain official Chang, don't you just stare at me like this, don't you have any congratulatory gifts?"

Alas!

Everyone scolded Chang Xiao for being too shameless in their hearts, but they still laughed together, and then they all said that they would go home immediately to prepare and leave now.

But Chang Xiao waved his hand and said: "My lords are accompanied by servants, just tell them to go back and get it! Chang and your lords are waiting here and still have a lot to say."

This is kidnapping!Everyone looked at me and I looked at you, and finally loosened their necklines, and sent people back to buy gifts.

The official positions of Wang Changxu's friends are not too high. Among them, Wang Tongzhi and Chang Xiao have the same official positions. Still in charge of them.It is really a big trouble to put a small shoe on them.

But Wang Tongzhi never liked to talk, nor did he like to express his opinions. Everyone always regarded his existence as air.From the beginning to the end, Wang Tongzhi looked at Chang Xiao with great interest, his eyes sparkling, and he didn't know what he was thinking.

Chang Xiao glanced at everyone, and then laughed.

Whenever they smile often, they shiver. Every time they laugh often, some people will suffer and some people will suffer. They think that the name Chang Xiao is too vicious, and they should be called Chang Buxiao.

"My lords..."

Before Chang Xiao finished speaking, everyone trembled again.

"Double happiness is coming to Chang Mou today, everyone is a generation with extraordinary literary talents, no matter what, I have to leave some poems and calligraphy to congratulate Chang Mou!"

Everyone's faces were stiff, but they had to maintain a smile. Writing poems was not a big problem for them, but in this scene, writing poems to congratulate Chang Xiao felt a little forced. Literati all talked about character, Being forced to write poetry like this seems to be...

Everyone was in a dilemma, and Chang Xiao laughed again. This sound was so creepy, as if someone laughed from behind when there was no one in the middle of the night. Everyone quickly wiped off their cold sweat and expressed that they wanted to write, they must write, they must write , Be sure to write a good poem.

The wedding hall was prepared with paper, ink, pens and inkstones for the sake of adding luster to the poetry at the wedding. Wang Changxu even had a good poem himself, and he was going to splash ink on the spot. Unfortunately, he will never use this poem again. , but this paper, pen and ink will not be wasted, Chang Xiao can use it directly.

Chunlai hastily unfolded the fine gold-sprinkled paper and polished the top-quality Duan inkstone.

A group of officials lined up to write poems one by one, catering to the current scene of great joy.

After Chang Xiao looked at each of them, he made sure that there was no guy who secretly scolded himself with poems and code words, so he laughed.A little bit of luck, and then quite proudly said: "The young girl in Linglong Building also admires my literary talent!"

Everyone couldn't help holding their breath when they heard it, and looked at Chang Xiao.

Girl Qingyou's talent is obvious to all, if Qingyou admires it, then Chang Xiao's literary talents may really have something to gain, by the way, back then Chang Xiao sent a letter to Qingyou, and Qingyou met him in private Yes, maybe it is really literary to laugh often.

Chang Xiao took a look at Wang Changxu, who had a face like a pig's head, and said with a smile: "This pair is for Mr. Wang and his wife! The two of them are busy and specially organized this wedding banquet for Chang, and Chang also wants to thank you very much." They are."

As he talked, he often laughed and pulled his sleeves, splashed ink, and started writing.

Shanglian: A dog couple and two big liars.

The second couplet: A pair of lewd men and women, two shameless.

Hengpi: Infertility will never last forever

The writing of this couplet is really poor, there is no antithesis, it is not neat, the words are vulgar, and the handwriting is really average, but... the scolding is very good!Especially this horizontal batch of infertility that will last forever...

With a pop, I don't know who laughed first, and then quickly swallowed the sound back.Immediately, everyone held back with their mouths crooked and eyes slanted, for fear of laughing out loud.

Chang Xiao looked around and was very satisfied. At this time, there was a commotion outside, and Chang You, Chang Fu and others rushed in with murderous looks in a moment.

These Chang family servants all carried sticks, knowing that their master was going to smash someone's wedding banquet, they were ready to fight.

Changfu and Changyou are nothing. The key is that there are more than 100 private soldiers of Wang Xunfeng. These guys came from the Nine Sides. They fight like wolves and tigers. They have been stunned for the past few days. After finally having such an opportunity, they almost killed all the way from the gate of the Wang family. Unexpectedly, as soon as they entered, they saw people in the house smiling and watching calligraphy and paintings.

With such a harmonious scene in front of them, all the members of the Chang family were a little stunned, wondering if they had made a mistake?Then they all hid the sticks behind their backs in embarrassment.

When Chang Xiao saw them coming, he laughed and said, "Today is my son's day of great joy. All the adults have sent congratulatory gifts. This is the list of gifts. You all go to carry things for you."

Chang Fu often waited for the others to be taken aback, then a little puzzled, but the host sent over the gift list, and they obeyed orders.

Chang Fu and Chang You were about to find a place to move things, but Chang Xiao called out, "Wait a minute."

Chang Fu and Chang You hurriedly stopped, everyone was stunned and looked at Chang Xiao.

Chang Xiao laughed, and everyone cheered together.

But Chang Xiao was not looking at them, but looking at Wang Changxu.

"My lord Wang, today is Chang's double happiness, don't you just express it?" Chang said with a shy face looking at Wang Changxu's pig head.

Wang Changxu's face was as big as a basin at this time, and he could speak there. His back molars were taken out by Chang Xiao, and he still couldn't spit it out, hearing the words faltering.

Chang Xiao hurriedly came in, pretending to be listening, and then showed a surprised expression, looked at Wang Changxu and said, "Master Wang said that Chang can take whatever he likes? Tsk tsk, how embarrassing this is, haha."

Everyone was taken aback for a moment, and then it seemed as if they had been poured cold water on their heads. This often laughed too hard.

Chang Xiao kept expressing his embarrassment, but Wang Changxu screamed anxiously, but he just couldn't speak. In the end, Chang Xiao showed a helpless expression, looked at the adults with cold hands and feet, and said with a smile: "Master Wang insists on being filial to Chang. So, Chang is too embarrassed to accept it."

After finishing speaking, he said to Chang Fuchang in a cold voice: "Didn't you hear? The Wang family's things, if you see any good things, move them back to you!"

Chang Fu and Chang You two stung their necks, only then did they realize that the young master called them here to fight and bully people!Qi Qi responded loudly, and then a hundred people rampaged in this Wang's house.

More than 50 of the hundred and ten Wang Xunfeng's private soldiers came, and they fought like wolves and tigers, and when they grabbed things, they were like a tiger with wings added, like a dragon riding a cloud.

Immediately there were miserable howls from all around the Wang family.

Those who didn't know thought that the Wang family had been ransacked by the emperor.

Those officials kept silent like cicadas, the viciousness of Chang Xiao was far beyond what they expected, no, it was impossible to predict, he was simply a born killer, a villain with a long face!

Scary, scary, when they thought of such a person becoming Jin Yiwei's second-in-command, they all felt a chill on their necks, as if there was a steel knife resting on it.

Now Chang Xiao doesn't let them go, they don't even dare to say goodbye.

In Jinyun's eyes at this time, the more fierce Chang Xiao is to others, the more gentle she appears to her. Although she also thinks that Chang Xiao seems a bit too much, when she thinks about what Wang Changxu and his wife did, especially when Wang Changxu exposed her in public Covering her head, humiliating her with words, and using this to suppress Chang Xiao's affairs, her compassion was put away.

Chang Xiao was watching his servants move with great interest, when he suddenly felt someone pulling his clothes quietly, Chang Xiao looked dumbfoundedly, and saw Jin Yun blushing and pointing at the enshrined in the wedding hall with a voice like a mosquito. Tathagata Buddha treasure said: "Young master, I want to invite this Tathagata Buddha back to worship." This kind of thing of stealing other people's things back home, a lady like Jin Yun is embarrassed to do it, if it is not for the treasure of this Tathagata Buddha. Respect, Jin Yun is absolutely ashamed to speak!

Chang Xiao laughed when he heard the words, and said: "This looks a bit like Mrs. Chang!" After speaking, he waved his big hands and called Chang You to invite the Buddha home.

Then Chang smiled and looked at the sky outside, and said: "It's time to go home to the bridal chamber!"

Jin Yun's whole face suddenly turned red when she heard the words, she was so ashamed that there was no place for it, people are so good-faced these days, especially for people like Jin Yun, she is also a little angry in her heart, she often laughs at her in public and belittles her .

Chang Xiao didn't realize it, and called Chang Fu and Chang You over, and after saying a few words, Chang Fu and Chang You hurried to bring the wedding sedan chair of the Wang family.

Chang Xiao took a look at the shabby two-person sedan chair, turned his head and gave Wang Changxu two kicks. Wang Changxu couldn't figure it out with these two kicks, but he could only bear the screams and couldn't scream.

Chang Xiao raised his voice and said: "Just take such a small sedan chair to marry my Yun'er, and humiliate her for nothing! Chang You, Chang Fu, you two will throw everyone out to me. The entire capital, as long as it is Rent all the free wedding sedan chairs for me, call me all the lion-players and suona-players, and buy as many firecrackers as you can, I want to go around the city and give Yuner a good time!"