Merry Evil Zun Xiuxian Ji

What do you mean don't do this in the future? It's not even a reprimand, it's not even a warning. What is this?Is it persuasion?Isn't Chongzhen usually like this?Generally, when encountering such a thing, it is most normal to take off the official uniform and pull out to beheaded!Is there any other words behind the emperor?

All the courtiers looked at Chongzhen furtively, and after a long while, they were sure that Chongzhen's intention was to end this matter, and the matter of Chang Xiao beating Wang Changxu was easily exposed!

How does this work?

The crowd of censors who had already knelt down howled together: "Your Majesty, don't let Chang Xiao go so easily. He insulted the court officials in public and robbed the family members of the court officials. He committed a heinous crime. He should be executed by Ling Chi as an example. !"

Chongzhen waved his hand with an impatient look on his face.

Seeing that Chongzhen still didn't want to continue this topic, all the censors became even more furious. One of them held out a thick stack of memorials with both hands, walked forward on his knees, raised the memorial above his head and said, "Is this me, the emperor? 23 censors jointly impeached me!" Chang Xiao’s memorial, and Wang Changxu’s and Wang Yushi’s bloody and tearful accusation, please have a look.”

Hearing Wang Changxu's bloody and tearful accusation, Chongzhen nodded with an expression of interest on his face, and the old eunuch next to him hurried forward to hold the memorial.

Chongzhen put the rest of the memorials aside, opened Wang Changxu's memorial with great interest and said with a smile: "I heard that Wang Changxu was beaten into a pig's head by Chang Xiao with the sole of his shoe. If he doesn't take a good rest, how can he still be capable overnight?" Did you write a ten-thousand-character memorial in time?"

All the ministers heard the words, you look at me, I look at you, and they stopped talking.

Among them, those fools quickly retracted the memorial to impeach Chang Xiao deep into their sleeves. For them, the situation has not yet become clear and has become more confusing. Whether to impeach Chang Xiao or not depends on the direction of the wind before making a decision.And Chongzhen actually smiled, they haven't seen Chongzhen smile in this court hall for a long time.

Chongzhen glanced at Wang Changxu's ten thousand-character memorial, and then closed the memorial. He looked around at the ministers, weighed the memorial in his hands, and seemed to want to throw the memorial away, but he didn't do so after all. Although he is the emperor, the censor He also didn't dare to throw away the memorials at will, otherwise the future generations would definitely label him as a disrespectful official.

"Where is Wang Changxu?" Chongzhen asked lightly.

The court officials were all good at observing words and expressions, and it was obvious at this time that the emperor was angry, and Yushi was overjoyed, thinking that Chang Xiao finally annoyed Chongzhen, and hurriedly said: "I am listening to the announcement outside the palace."

"Oh? Why are you waiting outside? I thought he couldn't get up and asked for leave."

The censor glared at Chang Xiao and said: "Reporting to the emperor, Chang Xiao beat Wang Yushi beyond recognition. Wang Yushi was afraid that he would go up to the palace suddenly and frighten the emperor, so he listened to the announcement outside."

"Heh, he was thinking of me, so I asked him to come up, so I can see what's beyond recognition, and he can still scare me."

The old eunuch next to Chongzhen hurriedly summoned him, and not long after, he heard a strange and inexplicable crying sound from outside the hall. This sound was really elusive and elusive.

After a while, Wang Changxu, who came before he was crying, put his head in his hands, and walked into the Qianqing Palace in small steps along with the sound of crying.

Everyone heard that Wang Changxu was beaten by Chang Xiao, and the beating was very heavy, but no one has seen the exact severity. Many of them think that Wang Changxu was just slapped twice by Chang Xiao, even though Wang Changxu was injured. The so-called serious injuries in the memorial are just exaggerations. After all, Yushi and his like are best at fanning the flames, and a single spark can magnify a huge flame of three feet.

Who would have thought that when they saw Wang Changxu approaching crying with his head in his hands, they were all taken aback, this is not a serious injury, this is clearly disabled by beating, wait, this is really Wang Changxu, not some evildoer Did animals turn into humans and come to make trouble?

Even Chongzhen frowned and almost called out for escort.

The censors who were kneeling at the door and weeping bitterly escaped one after another, jumped up and hid on the sides.

Wang Changxu was really majestic, and as soon as he entered the Qianqing Palace, all the officials were immediately shunned.

Only Chang Xiao didn't move, his eyes drooped slightly, like a rock in a huge wave.

At this time, the swelling of Wang Changxu's head has disappeared for less than half. It was originally a purple eggplant, but now because of the swelling, there are only two cheeks on the whole face. From a distance, it looks like two testicles hanging on the face.

If Wang Changxu went to Japan, where reproductive worship is more active, with this face, he would be enshrined as a god's residence, and he might be called a big gold jade.

This face, coupled with Wang Changxu's grotesque crying at this time, is indeed easy to mistake for a monster descending to earth.

When Wang Changxu fell to the ground with somersaults, no one dared to believe that this was indeed Wang Changxu.

Chongzhen's face was so horrified that he showed a horrified expression. Wang Changxu was originally a handsome man, how did he become like this now?

Wang Changxu kowtowed in the hall with tears in his eyes. Every time he kowtowed, there were three sounds of heavy objects hitting the floor in the hall, and at the same time there was a sobbing sound from the gap between the two faces. Voice.

The hall had never seen all the officials who used to laugh and slap Wang Changxu hard with the soles of their shoes yesterday, and they felt toothache at this moment, and some of them were more sympathetic, and even covered their eyes, unable to bear to watch.

And the courtiers looked at Chang Xiao with a trace of fear, they couldn't help but not be afraid, a good man was drawn into such a state by Chang Xiao, he couldn't even speak, it was unheard of, seen, too cruel, too cruel Cruel, too inhumane!Literati are actually most afraid of being attacked by others. If they are not afraid of scolding this group of people, if the other party uses force and is unreasonable and aggressive, then they really dare not provoke them.

What does the censor live on?It's nothing more than a mouth. No matter what Wang Changxu wants to say now, he whimpers, so he can only point his fingers at Chang Xiao and whimper.It was like a kicked puppy barking.

All the officials looked at Chang Xiao together.

Even Chongzhen looked at Chang Xiao.

Obviously at this time, Chang Xiao really needs to give an explanation. Beating people up like this is really not something that can be uncovered by saying don't do this next time.

Chang Xiao took a step forward calmly, approaching Wang Changxu.

Wang Changxu was so frightened that Chang Xiao quickly retreated, Chang Xiao took another step, and Wang Changxu retreated again.

Chang Xiao pretended to be extremely surprised and said: "Master Wang, why did you become like this? Come, come, let me see how your injury is?"

Wang Changxu had already been fooled by Chang Xiao once, how could he be fooled again at this time, shaking his head like a rattle, his two cheeks |

"Chang Xiao, don't pretend to be stupid. The reason why Mr. Wang is like this is obviously because of your beating yesterday! You have confessed your crime in front of the emperor just now, how dare you go back on your word now?" the leading Yushi rebuked boldly.

Chang Xiao looked at the censor, his eyes narrowed slightly, and then he wondered: "Plead guilty? When did I plead guilty? Did I say I pleaded guilty?"

The censor was taken aback for a moment, and then his voice became louder: "Just now you clearly said in front of the emperor that the minister knew he was wrong, why don't you plead guilty now?"

Chang smiled and said, "Knowing your mistakes is admitting your guilt? Who is your teacher, my lord? How did he teach you?"

The censor was taken aback for a moment, unable to turn his head around, and muttered about trying to say something.

Chang Xiao has already opened his mouth and said: "Yesterday was Chang's big wedding, and Jin Yun is my fiancée. I want to ask Mr. Wang, why was my fiancée brought into Wang's house by force?"

Wang Changxu squeaked a few times, and the censor next to him understood, and explained, "Master Wang said, Jin Yun and I are in love with each other!"

Chang Xiao frowned, and said coldly: "Master Wang, you and Jin Yun are in love, do you have evidence?"

Wang Changxu was taken aback. How could he have this evidence, but he didn't believe that Chang Xiao had it. Even if Chang Xiao produced any tokens, it was not enough to prove it. He could also be said to have been fabricated by Chang Xiao last night, and Wang Changxu knew it. They squeaked and screamed.

The censor, who was proficient in animal language, quickly translated: "Chang Xiao, I don't have evidence, so do you have evidence?"

Chang Xiao smiled lightly and said: "Of course!" Chang Xiao then turned around and bowed to Chongzhen and said, "The emperor's ministers have witnesses!"

Chongzhen also became curious at this time, how can there be witnesses to such a thing of mutual affection?

Wei Yushi rolled his eyes and said hastily: "The servants of the Chang family or the Jin family cannot be regarded as witnesses."

The rest of the censors also reacted, and added one by one: "Those who are close friends with the Chang family are suspected of collusion, and they cannot be regarded as witnesses."

"Empty words of ordinary people without official status cannot be regarded as witnesses!"

Chang Xiao nodded one by one, and then said: "The witnesses of the minister are not the servants of the Chang family, nor the servants of Jinyun, nor the common people. They are all officials in the court, and they are all close friends of Mr. Wang. At this time, there are Part of it is above the court!"

Now even Chongzhen showed an inexplicable expression.

When the officials were stunned, Chang Xiao had already cupped his hands towards Wang Fenglin and said, "Brother Wang, you were the best man in my wedding yesterday! You should be a witness for Chang."

Wang Fenglin took a step back when he heard the words, and immediately waved his hands to refuse. Chang Xiao turned to Chongzhen again and said, "Your Majesty, I have more than [-] treasures of poetry and calligraphy presented by Wang Changxu's friends as proof."

Wang Fenglin suddenly understood at this time, he had no idea why Chang Xiao asked them to write poems yesterday.At this moment, Wang Fenglin felt a slight chill in his heart, could this Chang Xiao be counted as today's situation in the wedding hall yesterday?If this is the case, this Changxiao is too scary!The scheming is so deep that it is elusive!

Chongzhen's eyes flickered slightly, as if he had thought of something, he took a deep look at Chang Xiao, and then beckoned: "Submit it!"

Chang Xiao had already brought these poems and essays with him, and stacking more than thirty sheets of paper didn't take up much space.

Chang Xiao took out a stack of papers from his wide cuff, and naturally a eunuch stepped forward to present the papers to Chongzhen.

Chongzhen opened them one by one, and looked carefully, and they were all sentences praising Chang Xiao's big marriage, and two of them were very talented. Under each poem, there was the name of the author of the poem and who it was given to, and some even showed off. Yes, the names of Chang Xiao and Jin Yun were included directly between the poems and prose, compared with the fairy mandarin ducks.There is also that coquettish person who carries a seal with him, with a bright red seal on it.

The reason why Chang Xiao had to look carefully at these poems to see if there was any obedience to the yin and yin, or to hide his head and show his tail in the hidden poems, was to prevent any accidents from happening at this time.

Chongzhen read these poems and essays, then looked at Wang Fenglin, and asked lightly: "These were not written down by force!"