The legend of Xiaofan online game

It turned out that Paoda Mosquito came to the Snow Demon Realm alone in order to find a high-quality pet. The ice and snow wolf legs were collected by him from killing the ice and snow wolves, and then went deep into the depths of the Huoyan Cave. When he wanted to enter the third floor of the Demon Dragon Cave, I met the mutated Thunder Flame Spider King guardian, and then I was trapped.

"So that's what happened, Uncle, you are so old, and you still play online games?" Xiao Fan said, after listening to the narration of the cannon beating mosquitoes, Xiao Fan understood the old age's dick.Si's pain, no longer called wretched uncle.

"When old and strong, it is better to change the heart of the white head; to be poor and stronger, not to fall into the blue sky." Cannon Mosquito said impassionedly.

"Puff @@@" the girls laughed.

"Let's put it simply, what great ambition do you have, I'll see if I can help you." Chen Bing said solemnly, thinking: Grandma, she is really soft-spoken.

"Hehe, thank you in advance, brother!" Paoda Mosquito said with a smile.

"you are welcome!"

"No, I mean thank you in advance, I don't need your help, I think Boss Guying is very willing to help." The wretched uncle said.

Chen Bing watched the cannon beating the mosquitoes very speechlessly, and thought to himself: Grandma, I'm being too sentimental.

"What are the benefits, let's talk about it first, and tell us about your great ambitions, we are all a little curious." Xiao Fan said.

"Hey, it's not that good, it's just accepting you as a disciple."

"Go to hell, I already have a master."

"Ah, you misunderstood, I mean to teach you the cooking profession." Said Cannon Mosquito. (Actually, he can't teach it at all) "This can be considered, but if you want to learn how to pick up girls, don't come to me." Xiaofan said.

"Um, old man, I'm quite old, I can't do it anymore, I just want to play with my life and walk sideways in the world of "Heavenly Questions"."

"This is your great ambition?" Chen Bing said incomprehensibly, thinking to himself: Grandma's, another guy with delusional disorder is going around asking, if someone can do it, the world will be over, this world It's not that simple, if it's really just a game, I don't need to assist Gu Ying Burning Heart.

"Well, it's just such a small ambition." Pao Da Mosquito said.

"Damn it, I think you are indeed a cannonball. A talented person like you should be the chairman." Chen Bing sneered.

"You think so, too, and I think so too. How can the country be overqualified? Let me be the director of the psychiatric department. I'm so fucking wronged."

"I'll fall!" Everyone fainted.

"Ahem, uncle, what do you want me to do for you?" Xiao Fan asked, thinking: Yaya, it turned out that he graduated from the Department of Psychiatry.

"Gu Yingda, at that time, I only had a small request?"

"Say!"

"Teach me [Hundred Steps to Piercing Yang Explosive Eggs] [Across the River Is Exploding Chrysanthemum]."

Xiaofan was speechless, "quack~" The crow floated through Xiaofan's mind...

"You can't learn this."

"I want to learn this."

"This is really impossible to learn."

"I really want to learn this."

"Damn it, I can't learn it." Xiaofan said angrily.

"why?"

"Go back and ask your mother!"

"I really want to ask, but her old man has gone to heaven."

"I'm falling! I'm going crazy!" Xiaofan said speechlessly, "Quack~" The crow floated through Xiaofan's mind...

"Uncle, it's not that Xiaofan doesn't want to teach you. Xiaofan's skills are all created by himself, so there is no way to spread them to the outside world." Zheng Ying said.

"So it's like this, I didn't say it earlier, Gu Ying's fart, he's mentally ill." After finishing talking about Pao Mozi, he turned around and left, not bothering to talk to Xiao Fan...

"Damn it! Who the hell is this?" Xiao Fan said speechlessly, and then deleted the friend who shot mosquitoes.

"Psychopathy!" Chen Bing said.

"You are mentally ill!" Xiaofan said angrily.

"I said that wretched uncle." Chen Bing said speechlessly.

"Okay, you two stop arguing, that mental illness is gone." Zheng Ying said.

Looking at the direction in which the cannonballed mosquitoes went away, Meng Suiyan sighed: "It is said that there is only one step between a genius and a mental illness, and this time I believe it."

"Grandma's, the cooking skills are good. It's much more delicious than last night's. He must have added something else, otherwise the cooking skills will not be so delicious at all." Chen Bing said, still thinking about it. The smell of wolf meat.

A small episode drifted by, and Xiaofan led the crowd to continue walking to the depths of the Huoyan Cave...

"Xiao Fan, just now I heard from that psychopath that there is a mutated spider king coming." Chen Bing asked as he walked.

"Don't mention that mental illness to me, grandma, if I didn't look at his age, I would explode him."

"Okay, don't mention it...puchi..." Chen Bing felt amused when he thought of Gu Ying's ass when he beat the mosquito and left.

……

"Cluck~clack~"

"What sound?" Xiaofan said in surprise.

"Ah, help!"

Not far away, the cannonball mosquito was wrapped in silk spun by a Thunder Flame Spider King, and in the blink of an eye, it became a spider egg again.

"No, the Spider King is here, Miss Nishang, this time it's up to your followers." Xiao Fan said.

"This, can you think of another way?" Meng Nishang asked shyly.

"It's about time, I still have to think of a way. Now there are two ways. One is that we don't do the mission, Xiaofan definitely disagrees, and the other is to rely on your nine-tailed sky fox. At present, we can't beat level 65 at all. Lei Yan Spider King, if my guess is right, the one inside may not be only level 65." Chen Bing said.

"No, my followers can't fight yet?" Meng Nishang said resolutely.

"Why?" Everyone asked in bewilderment.

"It, I haven't bought the equipment it can wear yet." Meng's neon clothes said creakingly.

"I'm dizzy, so this is the reason, doesn't it still have a feather coat?" Xiaofan said.

"Cracked."

"Ah!" Xiaofan was speechless.

"Boom! Ah..." The spider egg rolled towards Xiaofan and the others.

"Gu Ying, please help me." Cannonball Mosquito begged for help.

"Hehe~hehe~" A huge thunder-flame spider king crawled out, and said: "You little thief, do you want to steal treasures from the [Bingfeng Throne] palace in the ice peak and snow? But you have to beat me!" That’s fine, hehehehehe, let this guard take care of you now, and trap you here forever, hehehe~”

"Ah~" The cannonball mosquito was brought to the top of the Huoyan cave by the Leiyan spider.

Xiao Fan was stunned for a while, he didn't see how the Cannon Mosquito flew to the top of the Huoyan Cave at all, and a probing technique looked at the big spider:

[Mutated Spider King] (mutated from the gene of Leiyan Spider King, golden boos) Level:? ? ?

hp：8000000mp：1612000力量：8000防御：5000体力：800000智力：6000敏捷：3000攻击：16000法攻：12000物理防御：10000法术防御：10000速度：6000闪避：1500技能：？？？

"Everyone, run, this is a mutant!" Xiao Fan exclaimed.

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