Urban Almighty Genius

The first time Lin Yang solicited customers was not for beautiful women, because the woman in the arms of a man was not at the same level as Chen Yanran and Hua Yi.Lin Yang is not interested in her.Lin Feiyang's guest was the man holding the woman.

"Don't miss it when you pass by, beautiful puppets don't cost money." Lin Yang yelled loudly, and his yelling attracted the man immediately.The man and woman stopped in front of Lin Feiyang's stall.

"Interesting, bro, is what you said just now true?" the man asked Lin Yang.Lin Yang could only spit out four words: "No deception." "Hehe, I haven't seen such an interesting person for a long time. I'll take care of your business today."

Lin Yang said lightly: "Oh! You are going to buy my sculptures, so I wonder what the customers want?" The man smiled and said: "Of course it is a beautiful woman, but just now you shouted 'beautiful puppets are not beautiful, don't want them'." Money'." Lin Yang said again: "Then which beauty do you want?"

The man thought for a while, then raised his hand to compare with the woman beside him and said, "The beauties around me are fine, how about it?" Lin Yang turned his head and said disdainfully, "My aesthetics are not that bad. I'm afraid she'll ruin her craft."

Lin Yang's words immediately angered the woman. The woman stood out from the man's arms and pointed at Lin Yang furiously: "Hurry up and apologize to my old lady. You are a shabby stall and dare to call me ugly. Believe it or not, I will take your The stall was overturned."

Lin Yang still sat motionless on the chair, and said calmly, "I didn't say you were ugly, but you despised yourself. Your double eyelids were pulled, your nose was padded, and you beat yourself up. Baby, saying you are ugly is already taking care of you."

"You, you are talking nonsense." The woman blushed at Lin Yang's words, and pointed at Lin Yang angrily.The man was stunned for a moment, and when he came back to his senses, he asked Lin Yang: "Brother, how do you know?" Lin Yang replied lightly: "Knows a little bit about medical skills."

"Brother Lei can't listen to his nonsense, everything he said is a lie!" The woman pulled this brother Lei nervously.But this Brother Lei took out a dozen old man's heads from his pocket and said, "Here is 1 yuan, which is the cost for you to accompany me these few days. From now on, I don't want to see you again." The woman was disheartened after taking the money escaped.

Lin Yang nodded with satisfaction and said, "Well, yes, there is still help." Brother Lei sent the woman away and turned back to look at Lin Yang, with more and more curiosity in his eyes: "Brother, what have you said so much? Just say whatever you want, I'll listen." Lin Yang said casually, "Would you believe me if I said I was here to rescue you?"

Brother Lei nodded and said very seriously: "I believe it, but can you come up with a reason why you deserve my trust? Don't let me believe you for nothing."

Lin Yang said slowly: "From your face, I can see that the word scum is right?" Brother Lei gave a snort but was not angry, but said very self-deprecatingly: "Yes, my name is Bai Lei, too. A scum. You're right but you should say more."

Then I heard Lin Yang continue to say: "Your zodiac sign is a rat, but you were born in a rich family. You should have died in your mother's womb. However, your family has been kind for three generations. You planted good causes and reaped good results, and because your mother worshiped thousands of monasteries , so you were born. However, there are two calamities in your life. Born is one calamity, and you will have another calamity soon. Do you believe that I am here to save you?"

Bai Lei said without hesitation: "Oh? What catastrophe?" Lin Yang said with a smirk: "Look at your face with spring breeze and peach blossoms. You must have been very lucky recently. However, if you can't pass this peach blossom luck, it will be your catastrophe." .”

"No way! My luck can kill me." Bai Lei never thought that Lin Yang would say that his luck would be a disaster for him, so he was a little dumbfounded before he knew it.

Lin Yang said slowly again: "You and I are destined, I send you a few words. From now on, be more specific, and if there are too many peach blossoms, it will be a catastrophe. Some things you like are not yours, and some things you don't like are yours. This This book is given to you, I hope you can survive this calamity." Lin Yang put a book on the table, Bai Lei quickly picked it up, and took a closer look at an antique blue book: "Little grabber?! "This book is the secret book "Little Grabber" that broke out when Lin Yang killed the white tiger last night.

After putting the book on the table, Lin Yang stopped talking, and lowered his head to carve puppets with a flying knife.Bai Lei was a little overwhelmed by Lin Yang, and suddenly attracted himself to tell a lot of weird things, and he believed it.Then he gave himself a book, and it seemed that he stopped talking about some martial arts cheats. Bai Lei could only smile bitterly and said, "Brother, if it's what you said, I admire you. If this book can help me, I'm here to express my love first. I won't bother my brother's business now." After speaking, Bai Lei turned around and left, Lin Yang thought to himself: "Yes, but we will see each other soon."