Hongmeng Purple Jade

Laughing and cursing all become articles This sentence comes from Mr. Dongpo Zhenzan of Huang Tingjian in the Northern Song Dynasty. It roughly means that regardless of the subject matter and form, any play can be a wonderful article.It means random.

"Brother, can you play with us for a while, you'll make us very embarrassed if you sit here alone without saying a word?" Song Wuji said as he put down his wine glass.

"I don't know what to say, these dishes taste good." Lin Tianhao said and drank another glass of wine.

"Um, then tell me, what do you want to say? You might as well talk about it and see if we brothers can keep up with your thoughts."

"It's okay, you guys talk about it, I have something to think about." Hearing what Lin Tianhao said, the two brothers immediately fell silent.

"Okay, don't think about it so much for now, let's eat, the dishes here are really good."

"You can't be so greedy, right? I heard that kid Sima Hongqiong tell me that your cooking skills are the best in the world, and you are almost catching up with the imperial chef."

"Bullshit, can the chef's skills compare to mine? Don't look at me like that, you're telling the truth. If you don't believe me, let's get together and I'll cook myself." Modesty?There are moments and things that can be humbled.There are some things that cannot be humbled. They are related to the honor of the ages, and they cannot be retreated even if they are killed.

"Okay, just show your bullshit, we will definitely support you then."

The actions of soldiers are always the fastest, whether it is training or eating, they are much faster than others.

"Let someone arrange a hunting ground." Song Wuji said to the waiter who came to clean up the dishes.

"Okay." The beautiful waiter nodded, and went out with the leftovers and dishes.

"Hello, this is a dessert for the three of you. In addition, the hunting equipment for the three of you is already being prepared. Please wait a moment." A few minutes later, the manager came in.Behind him was another row of beautiful waitresses in fiery red cheongsams.Each held a silver plate in his hand.Originally, according to the rules of their hunting grounds, there was no such service as dessert.However, as the first supreme guest since the opening of the hunting ground, he had to report it. After the report, his boss directly gave him an order: Serve these three people as your own fathers. No need to come to work anymore.

Since the above said so, this little manager has to serve Lin Tianhao and the others as his ancestors.

"It's kind of interesting. It seems that the owner of this club is very capable." Lin Tianhao said playfully.But there is nothing unusual about it. It is so prosperous and prosperous in the aristocratic circle of the capital.I don't have the ability to reach the sky, and the fool doesn't reply.Don't forget, what kind of characters are received in this place, dandies, second-generation ancestors, lawless guys, without any background and means, these guys have been tossed away long ago

"What do you mean?" Song Wuji somewhat couldn't understand.

"Didn't you feel some subtle changes in the manager's attitude towards us?" Mr. Mu asked with a smile.

"You mean...hehe, in fact, everyone knows this kind of thing in their hearts." Song Wuji is not an idiot, but sometimes, he doesn't want to think so much.

"Three, all the requirements are ready, may I ask the three to start now or wait a while."

"Now that you're ready, you might as well play now, and just go home to sleep after playing for a while. It doesn't matter whether we two go back or not, but if you don't go back tonight, my dear friend, will you be able to come back tomorrow?" Kneel on the keyboard." Song Wuji smiled wickedly.Having a wife is a good thing, but sometimes it is also a trouble.Like nightlife.But then Song Wuji thought that he would get married after a while.Doesn't that mean that there will be no nightlife and entertainment for me in the future?No!But it doesn't matter.

"Fuck you, you better worry about yourself, kid." Lin Tianhao rolled his eyes and said.

"Hey, I'm not worried, because I still have free time. Besides, who are we? Even if we are married, we must be the ones who speak the truth at home." Song Wuji said with a smile.

"Your boy..." Lin Tianhao smiled speechlessly, got up and left the private room to the changing room.Lin Tianhao looked at a large row of military mini-suits very kindly, because the costumes were not much different from the combat uniforms he used to wear.In addition to clothes, there are other things in the cabinet on the other side, such as bows and arrows, hand crossbows, and daggers.After Lin Tianhao changed his clothes, he chose a dagger, a compound bow, and a quiver with dozens of sharp arrows.

"Hehe, we really look like hunters when we go out in this suit." By the time Lin Tianhao came out of the changing room, Song Wuji and the others had already been fully dressed and had been waiting for a long time.

"What is it like an Orion? The job the three of us do is originally an Orion, okay? I have a proposal, do you two agree or not?" said Mr. Mu.

"What's the suggestion? If you have anything to say, just say it directly. They are all brothers, so what are the scruples?"

"Well, since it's hunting, the three of us might as well compare to see who is the last one."

"This proposal is very good, I agree. But as for the ending, I seem to have seen it. With this guy around, neither of us would want to be the first." Song Wuji pointed to Lin Tianhao and said.

"You don't need to underestimate yourself, kid. How do you know that I will be the first before you start? Young people, you have to have confidence in yourself, don't you know?"

"Come on, when I'm with you, I will always be hidden in the shadow of your greatness." Song Wuji said with a roll of his eyes.It's not that he doesn't have confidence in himself, but that the enemy is too perverted.If you know you can't do it, then don't do it. This is called self-knowledge.

"Hey! Isn't this Mr. Song? You are really rare?" At this time, a handsome man with oily hair and pink face walked towards him.That handsome face could make countless young girls die of shame. The face is like a flower, the mouth is like a peach, and those big eyes, blinking and blinking, are absolutely cute.The voice of speaking is also soft and thin.It made Lin Tianhao think of the world's number one killer in an instant.The most disgusting thing is that this guy actually smells of perfume, feminine perfume.

"Get out! Tian Hao, if you dare to talk to me like that again, I will really hit someone." Song Wuji also trembled unbearably.Mother, isn't it a little unlucky today, why did I meet this superb guy as soon as I went out?You said that this guy is also true. After so many years, he still has this virtue, so can't he change it?It doesn't matter if you look good or not, but please give me a normal voice first, can you! ! ! ! ! !

"I said you are really good enough, kid. It's been so many years. You can't change your virtue? You guys, you put on makeup all day long, aren't you ashamed?"

"People's habits, why does everyone have to let them change? Isn't it good to be well-dressed and fragrant? People don't like smelly men." A look of grievance and resentment appeared on Di's little face, and he was about to cry.

"My mother. Brother, I really can't afford to offend you. Come on, get busy first, and pretend I haven't seen you today." After speaking, Song Wuji winked at Lin Tianhao and Mr. Mu , signaling them to run quickly.

"Don't tell me! Mr. Song, we have been friends for many years. We finally met here today. If you say anything, you have to have a drink or two before leaving. You don't know, the few days since you left Years ago, people miss you even in their dreams?" Tian Hao pouted at Song Wuji, and a trace of infatuation and resentment flashed in his eyes.Hey, don't tell me, you look pretty pouting.Phew, what are you thinking about.

"Uh, thank you for your kindness. But we've had dinner just now, so I'm really sorry. Let's talk again when we have time." As he spoke, Song Wuji dragged Lin Tianhao and Mr. Mu to escape.Lin Tianhao could see Tian Hao's strange expression, could Song Wuji, the person involved, not feel it?Sensen's malice rushed to his face.

"My god! Why are you so unlucky today? Why did you meet this guy? He didn't come after him, did he?" Song Wuji pulled Lin Tianhao and Mr. Mu and ran far away. stopped.With lingering fear in his heart, he looked back and saw that no one was chasing him, so he was relieved.

"Hehe, there is someone you are afraid of, kid? Is he the one from the Tian family? Speaking of which, he is also very pitiful." Mr. Mu said with a soft breath.

"That's right! A man has been castrated. It's not surprising that he has become like this." Lin Tianhao also wondered at first whether this guy was a man or a woman.Let's say he is a man, and he looks too good-looking. The key is that this guy has no beard, not the shaved one, but it hasn't grown out at all.Moreover, his Adam's apple is also very inconspicuous. If you don't look carefully, you won't notice it.

But after watching it for a while, Lin Tianhao understood that feelings are really not a man, not a real man, and lack some of the most important organs that can pass on to the next generation.And according to Lin Tianhao's judgment, this guy should have been made like this when he was very young, that is to say, he was completely hopeless.

"This guy is unlucky to say the least. He lived a good life, hey! Is this the Tian family's retribution? Tian Zhijiang's first cousin, hehe, this identity scared a lot of people. Now he has become a laughing stock. What a joke. If it wasn't for the accident back then, the current heir of the Tian family might not be Tian Zhijiang."