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Mayor Zhen is in a hurry and can't let them talk nonsense, "Secretary-General Gou, the average annual urbanization rate in China is only 0%, and it takes 88 years for a new city to gather a population of 30. Our country has been reforming and opening up for 60 years, and the economy has always been extensive. In 30, after the outbreak of the subprime mortgage crisis in the United States, the United States fell into recession, causing hundreds of thousands of outdoor-oriented enterprises in the coastal areas to go bankrupt overnight. Although we are an inland city, we have been greatly affected. The world is repaying the debts of the 30-year economic bubble, and our country also has to repay the debts. This year, the country has taken the initiative to lower the GDP growth rate, and the economic development is in a contraction stage. These will restrain the purchasing power of the new city. Therefore, I think it is not appropriate to develop new towns in recent years.”

These members of the Standing Committee did not take Mayor Zhen's speech seriously at all. The Propaganda Director of the Municipal Party Committee took out his mobile phone and read the news. A piece of news caught his attention. After a while, man b didn't even know that his "wife" was a man, "Damn, she's just a fool." After finishing speaking, regardless of Mayor Zhen's speech, he opened his thick lips and read the news.With a smile on his face, Secretary Song listened with relish and did not stop him.

The Propaganda Minister had just finished reading, and all the members of the Standing Committee, except Mayor Zhen, roared with laughter.

Not to be outdone, the Secretary of the Political and Legal Committee of the Municipal Party Committee also told a joke. A man and his mistress played mahjong with others.While hitting the woman, she suddenly split her legs. The man understood and quickly dismantled a set of pairings and made a cake. As a result, the woman didn't have a beard, but ordered a beard for the opponent, and a heavy shot was ordered out of 800 yuan.After the show ended, the woman scolded the man. The man was puzzled, saying that your legs are split, and the place is separated. Isn't it a circle, which represents a formal cake. I'm not wrong.The woman pinched the man hatefully, and said sharply, "Silly hat, what should a man give when a woman asks for it." Seeing that the man still couldn't figure it out, she pointed it out, "Women need a man's chicken, and if you replace it with mahjong, it will be a chicken." You chicken, idiot, super invincible idiot."

This dirty joke was tinged with color. After listening to it, everyone laughed out loud, and some even burst into tears.

There was so much fun here that Mayor Zhen had no choice but to stop speaking.Some members of the Standing Committee also felt that it was a little too much. After all, it was a meeting of the Standing Committee of the Municipal Party Committee. Even if there were different opinions, the venue could not be disturbed. This method was too despicable.However, everyone knows that Secretary Song is the one who covers the sky in the city. If you don't agree, you will see that you are not in the same heart with him, and you will be guaranteed to be put on "little shoes" in the future. In order to show "loyalty", no matter what you think, you will still laugh along , for fear of falling behind others.

The power of this joke is really great, everyone laughed for 10 minutes before returning to normal.

Seeing Mayor Zhen's embarrassment, Secretary Song felt very proud, thinking that he wanted to teach you a lesson and let you know that they are all my people.Seeing that the fire was almost ready, he coughed twice, and the venue suddenly fell silent. He took out a cigarette, and Gou Bao, secretary general of the municipal party committee, rushed to light the fire. "Should the new city be developed? I don't care if I say it. It doesn't matter if Mayor Zhen says it. Promote democracy and vote with a show of hands. Those who agree will raise their hands." After finishing speaking, he raised his right hand first.Without any suspense, everyone except Mayor Zhen raised their hands in favor.

After passing, Secretary Song gave a loud shout, and his people immediately responded with "warm" applause.