The counterattack of the waste son
Chapter 9 Iron Pot, Widow, White Rose and White Lady
After the people left, only Ye Weiqing and the owner of the Hedong lion stall who had the appearance of a fairy but seemed to be upper bodyed by a female tiger were left.At this moment, the stall owner didn't clean up the tables, chairs and benches that were messed up by the riot just now. Instead, he was quietly watching Ye Weiqing, being watched by a beautiful woman for a long time. Knowing how to deal with it, he could only stand there and look at the sky, pretending not to notice her eyes on him.
Stealing a sneak peek at the bean juice stall owner who was staring at her, at this moment, she is quiet, elegant, and seems to reveal a little bit of affection in her concentration, and there is no shadow of the east lion who yelled at her just now, the fairy who came to the mortal world back again.With just one glance, Ye Weiqing's gaze could no longer be taken away from her, and she prayed sincerely, thanking God for bringing beauty back to the world.
Feeling Ye Weiqing's gaze, her face flushed, making her already bright and charming even more charming.
A cunning flashed in his eyes, and the redness on his face disappeared instantly, replaced by a bold and unrestrained aura like a big worm.
"Silly brother, have you seen enough? Do you want to take advantage of my sister and me just like that Wang Ba?"
Still immersed in her tranquil beauty just now, Ye Weiqing didn't react for a while, but subconsciously replied: "Yes."
"Huh! Sure enough, you men don't have a good thing, and you think about how to do bad things all day long. I didn't expect that even a stupid person like you is no exception. If you dare to think badly, I will really let you experience the eunuch life. Let's see how you do bad things."
"Uh, my sister misunderstood. How can an upright person like me think about those nasty things all day like that beast like Wang Ba? It's just that my sister looks so fresh and refined, as if a goddess from the sky descended into the world, and no one can do it." Resist the charm of my sister. Brother, although I am a five-good young man with high moral character, I am also impressed by my sister's demeanor without exception. It is natural to have a heart of admiration for my sister, but there is absolutely no meaning of frivolity. I hope my sister will see clearly , don’t let me, an honest gentleman, be wronged!”
Hearing my confession of grievances, she actually giggled.
"As long as you are still a gentleman, I have heard about your reputation as a prince and son. Although it seems a bit inconsistent with the rumors today, you are definitely not a person of high moral character. Don't put gold on your face in front of me to deceive the audience. .”
It seems that his bad reputation has even spread to this small bean juice stand, how can people live with it.Ye Weiqing was very depressed.
"We don't care about the good or bad of you big shots. I hope you don't embarrass me. But anyway, I should thank you today. I didn't recognize you as a dignified son at first, and even regarded you as a fool. I hope you don't take offense." She gave me a salute as she spoke.
Well, the frequency of the boss lady's demeanor and tone changes is too fast and too jumpy, which makes it difficult for Ye Weiqing to keep up with the rhythm.Dazed for a moment, Ye Weiqing felt that it was not suitable for him to discuss this topic with her in this state, otherwise sooner or later he would be turned into a villain who tried to moles a woman from a good family.
He hurriedly returned the courtesy and said, "Girl, you're welcome, I also met today. I just wanted to come over to drink a bowl of soybean juice today. I don't have any other intentions, and I don't want to harm the girl."
Seeing that Ye Weiqing spoke sincerely, she seemed relieved.Immediately, he changed his demeanor, his eyes fluttered, and Mei Dai frivolously said in a soft tone:
"Could it be that you really don't have any thoughts about me in your heart, and if you have something to say, say it boldly, maybe I will promise you with my body for the sake of helping me today."
"Really, then I'll tell you the truth." Hearing what she said, Ye Weiqing turned affectionately, turned out of the window, and said in a sad tone:
"Actually, from the first time I saw the girl, I was overwhelmed by your demeanor. In my heart, I decided to marry the girl, but I also felt that I was notorious. Not only was my reputation too bad, but I also had no cultivation. It's hard to have a bright future, and now I'm just relying on the shadow of my elders to linger on.
It is shameless for a person like me to waste food while living in this world. If you have unreasonable thoughts about the goddess-like you, it will be like a pig and a dog.I really feel that I am not worthy of the girl, so I can only bury this love in my heart and complain alone. If I can often see the girl's smile in the future, and taste the soy milk made by the girl herself, I will be very satisfied. "
After listening to Ye Weiqing's sad confession, she was stunned for a while, then laughed.
"Hehehe, you really know how to talk. When you say this kind of lies, you can hear the truth. You used to coax girls like this? It's really not a good thing. Keep these words to lie Just another girl, it won't work with my old lady. By the way, silly brother, tell my sister your name, and when I have time, my sister will find you a beautiful wife."
"It's my sister who is thoughtful. My name is Ye Weiqing. My sister must remember. If you are looking for a wife, I will let it go. My heart is full of you, girl. I am afraid I can't tolerate other people anymore."
"Are you looking for a fight again? You dare to tease my sister. But is your name real? How can you be called Yeweiqing by a dude? You can't lie to my sister with a fake name?"
"How is it possible? I only have admiration and respect for the girl. How could I use a fake name to cheat?"
Ye Weiqing immediately retorted in a tone that seemed to be filled with countless grievances:
"Others don't understand me, can't my sister see it? I was hurt by love because of my true love and my nature. I need to be unrestrained to numb myself. Think about the pain in my heart and the dissatisfaction of the world over the years. Understanding and the consequences of these things that seem to stigmatize my reputation, although I don't care about the opinions of the world, but I have always carried the name of a dandy, how can I be so pure and dedicated gentleman!"
Talking about Ye Weiqing, she touched her tears, but unfortunately she didn't bring onions when she went out, so she didn't touch her tears.
After such an affectionate performance, I looked back to see the audience's reaction, but saw that the proprietress seemed to be yawning, and she was not moved by his affectionate words at all. Ye Weiqing couldn't help but sigh, now the drama is getting more and more difficult to perform Well, the audience is all cunning vixens, and they are limited by the venue, props, etc., mainly because they didn't bring onions, so the expected effect was far from being achieved.
Since the acting effect is not good, you have to change the routine and play the cards. Exchanging names is the first step in dating, and you have given her your own name. If you don’t know the other party’s name, it’s not too much of a failure. In the past, the other party's name was not exchanged, which not only failed but also suffered a lot.This kind of failure and loss will not happen because of love, so you have to chase after her until you find out what her name is.
"Since my sister knows my name, can I also tell my younger brother my name? So that my younger brother can learn from my older sister and deepen my admiration for her?"
"I admire you big headed ghost, my sister is Bai Mei, and everyone on the street calls me Bai Niangzi. Do you remember silly brother?"
"White Snake!!? Why is it called White Snake?" Ye Weiqing asked in surprise, and added in his heart, are you also a snake demon?No wonder he reacted like this. Anyone who hears about the White Snake will think of the thousand-year-old snake demon who fell in love with the mortal Xu Xian in order to repay his kindness and was finally crushed in Leifeng Pagoda.
"Silly brother, take a look at the bean juice that my sister sells. Is it very white, so I call it White Lady." Bai Mei replied with a smile.
"Soybean juice is very white, so it's called White Lady? If my sister sells iron pots, is she called Black Widow?"
I asked with a smile, obviously not accepting the reason of a white lady with white bean juice.
"Wrong silly brother, the iron pot is not black, it will turn black after you take it home and use it." Bai Mei retorted confidently.
"That's right, a woman is not a widow at first, and only after marrying back home can she have a chance to become a widow!"
"Why do you have women and widows in your mind? It seems that the rumors are true. You are really a dude who spends all day thinking about bullying women instead of doing good things! Are you still thinking about me now?" ?”
Hearing what she said, Ye Wei felt that it was time for him to go home. If he continued to entangle with her here, he would really be regarded as having other plans like Wang Ba.
Stealing a sneak peek at the bean juice stall owner who was staring at her, at this moment, she is quiet, elegant, and seems to reveal a little bit of affection in her concentration, and there is no shadow of the east lion who yelled at her just now, the fairy who came to the mortal world back again.With just one glance, Ye Weiqing's gaze could no longer be taken away from her, and she prayed sincerely, thanking God for bringing beauty back to the world.
Feeling Ye Weiqing's gaze, her face flushed, making her already bright and charming even more charming.
A cunning flashed in his eyes, and the redness on his face disappeared instantly, replaced by a bold and unrestrained aura like a big worm.
"Silly brother, have you seen enough? Do you want to take advantage of my sister and me just like that Wang Ba?"
Still immersed in her tranquil beauty just now, Ye Weiqing didn't react for a while, but subconsciously replied: "Yes."
"Huh! Sure enough, you men don't have a good thing, and you think about how to do bad things all day long. I didn't expect that even a stupid person like you is no exception. If you dare to think badly, I will really let you experience the eunuch life. Let's see how you do bad things."
"Uh, my sister misunderstood. How can an upright person like me think about those nasty things all day like that beast like Wang Ba? It's just that my sister looks so fresh and refined, as if a goddess from the sky descended into the world, and no one can do it." Resist the charm of my sister. Brother, although I am a five-good young man with high moral character, I am also impressed by my sister's demeanor without exception. It is natural to have a heart of admiration for my sister, but there is absolutely no meaning of frivolity. I hope my sister will see clearly , don’t let me, an honest gentleman, be wronged!”
Hearing my confession of grievances, she actually giggled.
"As long as you are still a gentleman, I have heard about your reputation as a prince and son. Although it seems a bit inconsistent with the rumors today, you are definitely not a person of high moral character. Don't put gold on your face in front of me to deceive the audience. .”
It seems that his bad reputation has even spread to this small bean juice stand, how can people live with it.Ye Weiqing was very depressed.
"We don't care about the good or bad of you big shots. I hope you don't embarrass me. But anyway, I should thank you today. I didn't recognize you as a dignified son at first, and even regarded you as a fool. I hope you don't take offense." She gave me a salute as she spoke.
Well, the frequency of the boss lady's demeanor and tone changes is too fast and too jumpy, which makes it difficult for Ye Weiqing to keep up with the rhythm.Dazed for a moment, Ye Weiqing felt that it was not suitable for him to discuss this topic with her in this state, otherwise sooner or later he would be turned into a villain who tried to moles a woman from a good family.
He hurriedly returned the courtesy and said, "Girl, you're welcome, I also met today. I just wanted to come over to drink a bowl of soybean juice today. I don't have any other intentions, and I don't want to harm the girl."
Seeing that Ye Weiqing spoke sincerely, she seemed relieved.Immediately, he changed his demeanor, his eyes fluttered, and Mei Dai frivolously said in a soft tone:
"Could it be that you really don't have any thoughts about me in your heart, and if you have something to say, say it boldly, maybe I will promise you with my body for the sake of helping me today."
"Really, then I'll tell you the truth." Hearing what she said, Ye Weiqing turned affectionately, turned out of the window, and said in a sad tone:
"Actually, from the first time I saw the girl, I was overwhelmed by your demeanor. In my heart, I decided to marry the girl, but I also felt that I was notorious. Not only was my reputation too bad, but I also had no cultivation. It's hard to have a bright future, and now I'm just relying on the shadow of my elders to linger on.
It is shameless for a person like me to waste food while living in this world. If you have unreasonable thoughts about the goddess-like you, it will be like a pig and a dog.I really feel that I am not worthy of the girl, so I can only bury this love in my heart and complain alone. If I can often see the girl's smile in the future, and taste the soy milk made by the girl herself, I will be very satisfied. "
After listening to Ye Weiqing's sad confession, she was stunned for a while, then laughed.
"Hehehe, you really know how to talk. When you say this kind of lies, you can hear the truth. You used to coax girls like this? It's really not a good thing. Keep these words to lie Just another girl, it won't work with my old lady. By the way, silly brother, tell my sister your name, and when I have time, my sister will find you a beautiful wife."
"It's my sister who is thoughtful. My name is Ye Weiqing. My sister must remember. If you are looking for a wife, I will let it go. My heart is full of you, girl. I am afraid I can't tolerate other people anymore."
"Are you looking for a fight again? You dare to tease my sister. But is your name real? How can you be called Yeweiqing by a dude? You can't lie to my sister with a fake name?"
"How is it possible? I only have admiration and respect for the girl. How could I use a fake name to cheat?"
Ye Weiqing immediately retorted in a tone that seemed to be filled with countless grievances:
"Others don't understand me, can't my sister see it? I was hurt by love because of my true love and my nature. I need to be unrestrained to numb myself. Think about the pain in my heart and the dissatisfaction of the world over the years. Understanding and the consequences of these things that seem to stigmatize my reputation, although I don't care about the opinions of the world, but I have always carried the name of a dandy, how can I be so pure and dedicated gentleman!"
Talking about Ye Weiqing, she touched her tears, but unfortunately she didn't bring onions when she went out, so she didn't touch her tears.
After such an affectionate performance, I looked back to see the audience's reaction, but saw that the proprietress seemed to be yawning, and she was not moved by his affectionate words at all. Ye Weiqing couldn't help but sigh, now the drama is getting more and more difficult to perform Well, the audience is all cunning vixens, and they are limited by the venue, props, etc., mainly because they didn't bring onions, so the expected effect was far from being achieved.
Since the acting effect is not good, you have to change the routine and play the cards. Exchanging names is the first step in dating, and you have given her your own name. If you don’t know the other party’s name, it’s not too much of a failure. In the past, the other party's name was not exchanged, which not only failed but also suffered a lot.This kind of failure and loss will not happen because of love, so you have to chase after her until you find out what her name is.
"Since my sister knows my name, can I also tell my younger brother my name? So that my younger brother can learn from my older sister and deepen my admiration for her?"
"I admire you big headed ghost, my sister is Bai Mei, and everyone on the street calls me Bai Niangzi. Do you remember silly brother?"
"White Snake!!? Why is it called White Snake?" Ye Weiqing asked in surprise, and added in his heart, are you also a snake demon?No wonder he reacted like this. Anyone who hears about the White Snake will think of the thousand-year-old snake demon who fell in love with the mortal Xu Xian in order to repay his kindness and was finally crushed in Leifeng Pagoda.
"Silly brother, take a look at the bean juice that my sister sells. Is it very white, so I call it White Lady." Bai Mei replied with a smile.
"Soybean juice is very white, so it's called White Lady? If my sister sells iron pots, is she called Black Widow?"
I asked with a smile, obviously not accepting the reason of a white lady with white bean juice.
"Wrong silly brother, the iron pot is not black, it will turn black after you take it home and use it." Bai Mei retorted confidently.
"That's right, a woman is not a widow at first, and only after marrying back home can she have a chance to become a widow!"
"Why do you have women and widows in your mind? It seems that the rumors are true. You are really a dude who spends all day thinking about bullying women instead of doing good things! Are you still thinking about me now?" ?”
Hearing what she said, Ye Wei felt that it was time for him to go home. If he continued to entangle with her here, he would really be regarded as having other plans like Wang Ba.
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