Excellent Village Chief

Chapter 1 touch the bird

"Village Chief" is a slow-heating book. I suggest you start reading it from Chapter 6, and ignore the first five chapters!

It was already mid-July, and the scorching sun at noon was like a male dog in heat, constantly throwing down the frenzy that had nowhere to vent to the ground, as if it wanted to rape all living things.

"Damn it, is this bird heaven still alive?" Chen Erga wiped the sweat off his face, and lifted the pesticide bucket on his back. "It's so itchy, hurry up and find a pond to wash. If it's heatstroke, it won't be worth it!"

July is the time when rice grows like crazy, but the most terrible thing is to control insects.If you can't grasp it at this time, then the harvest will be poor in autumn.No matter how hot the weather is, for the sake of three acres of small good land, you have to risk your life.Moreover, to control rice insects, pesticides should not be applied in the morning or at night, as the dew will be too heavy to have much effect.Only at noon!

After taking a shower, Erga walked home in a wobble.Thinking about what happened yesterday, Erga felt depressed.

Erga's family is relatively poor, and his parents are honest and responsible people. They guard the family's several acres of land, and it is not bad to be able to make ends meet all year round.Because of poverty, Erga is 26 this year, and his daughter-in-law has nowhere to go.No, neighbor Cui's sister-in-law told him about a daughter-in-law yesterday and asked him to take a look, but when the woman saw the two dilapidated houses of Erga's house, her face turned yellow at that time, and she took them away without even seeing Ergazi's face. people.

Erga felt that his young heart was hurt, and the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, "You dog, why don't you even watch me? I think Erga graduated from high school and is a cultural person in the village. Don’t even glance at it, don’t let me touch you, or I’ll take off your clothes and ride you!”

The more Erga thought about it, the more angry he became, and he couldn't help but lift his foot to kick the lump of mud under his feet to vent.

"Yo! Erga? Who are you choked up with? It seems that you are so angry, you still remember what happened yesterday, right? You are so angry that this little body is broken, let alone a daughter-in-law."

Erga looked up and saw that it was Dachun's wife. "Why is it this woman? Damn, which pot doesn't turn on and which pot is lifted, do you mean to punish me?" Erga was angry, and this spring wife came to tease Erga again, and the tone in his heart could not be calmed down.However, Dachun's daughter-in-law is considered a beauty in the village. She is in her early 30s, with a white face and a good figure. What Erga can't bear the most is Dachun's daughter-in-law's big ass plate, which feels comfortable just thinking about it.

"I said Dachun's daughter-in-law, what's the matter? I still don't like that woman. I heard from Mrs. Cui that that woman is just a piece of shit. Today I'm talking about a man, and I'm talking about that man in a few days. Look, it’s also a bad job to ride. If you give me a ride on this kind of thing, I’m still not willing to ride it!”

"Hahaha, I said Ergazi, you are promising, right? With your family's situation, whether you can get a wife is still a matter, and you are still picky." Dachun's daughter-in-law laughed tremblingly, Then the two flowers on the chest trembled wildly.When Er Gazi saw this scene, his heart pounded like a drum, and he was secretly startled, "Mother, how big is this!"

Dachun's daughter-in-law cast a glance at Erga, "Erga, from your tone, your vision is not low, so what kind of woman do you want to ride?"

Ergazi doesn't know that this Dachun daughter-in-law just wants to amuse himself, and he doesn't bother to talk to this woman here, but think about it again, the Dachun daughter-in-law in the village likes to cuckold Dachun, and I don't know if it's true or not. Thinking of Erga, he couldn't help but feel distracted, and couldn't help but say something that shouldn't be said.

"I want a woman like Ri Ye Ri Da Chun's wife to come!" Erga realized what was wrong as soon as he said this, and lowered his head, not daring to speak, waiting for Da Chun's wife to yell.

"This woman won't say I'm a hooligan, will she? If she shouts, it will be troublesome! If this story spreads, it will be difficult for me to find a daughter-in-law in the future." Er Gazi was beating drums in his heart, but after waiting for a long time, Dachun's daughter-in-law was still missing. Get the fuck out of here.Looking up, she was startled, Dachun's daughter-in-law was looking at him with burning eyes.

"Er Gazi, let me tell you that you are quite courageous. Your wife can't ask for it, but you want to steal it? I want to ride my old lady, but I don't know if your stuff is big enough? Don't put a toothpick on your body all day, and put donkeys everywhere. " Dachun's daughter-in-law twisted her hips and smiled coquettishly.

Upon hearing this, Er Gazi immediately became angry, and threw aside what he said just now.

"Daughter-in-law Dachun, what do you mean? What do you mean by using a toothpick to pretend to be a donkey? Let me tell you, this guy below me, in the village, I consider myself number two, and no one dares to admit number one!" Erga said As he said that, he felt ruthless in his heart, "Well, you are a big spring daughter-in-law, one day I will find a chance to overthrow you!"

Dachun's daughter-in-law cast a disbelieving glance, "Cut! How can you be bigger than my family's Dachun? Look at your body, you know what you look like in proportion, don't brag about me here!"

"Don't tell me about the embarrassing thing about Dachun, who in the village doesn't know that Dachun is not worth looking at." Erga smiled smugly.

Dachun's daughter-in-law immediately became red-eyed when Erga said this, "Well, you Erga, you spread this shit, right? I'm here today to explain to you that my Dachun bastard not only It’s great, and it works! Don’t just sit around all day and spread rumors.”

"Hey, Dachun daughter-in-law, don't deny it. If Dachun is powerful enough, are you willing to let him go out to work and stay alone in an empty house?" Er Gazi believed in the rumors of the villagers.

Dachun's daughter-in-law is like a cat whose tail has been trampled on, glaring at Ergazi angrily, "Huh... Ergazi, don't believe me, my Dachun family will come back from another place tonight. If you really don't believe me, come to our house tonight Put your ears up at the window and listen!" After saying that, Dachun's daughter-in-law swung her arms angrily and was about to leave, but after thinking about it, she turned around again and said to Ergazi.

"Er Gazi, is what you just said true?"

Er Gazi thought that this woman would finally stop making noise here, but he didn't expect such a sentence to come out of nowhere.

"What's real or fake?"

"Hahaha..." Dachun's daughter-in-law pinched her waist and shook the two flowers on her chest twice, two small dots protruded.Seeing Er Gazi's blood surge up, he became aroused. "This woman isn't wearing a hood?"

"Er Gazi, are you pretending to be stupid with me? Didn't you just say that yours is big? How big is it? You can't be jealous of our big spring and fool me, right?"

Hearing what Dachun's daughter-in-law said, Er Gazi always felt that something was wrong with this woman, so he decided to play a prank.

"I, Erga, never boast, so if you don't believe me, just touch it, hehe..." Erga looked at Dachun's daughter-in-law with a sly smile, and said in his heart, "Let you be arrogant in front of me, this time I won't let you be deflated, hehe... ..." In Erga's view, no matter how much Dachun's daughter-in-law cuckolded Dachun, he would not dare to ostentatiously go out and touch himself.

Dachun's daughter-in-law flipped Ergazi's crotch, "Ergazi, don't provoke me, you think I dare not?"

"I didn't say you dare not, I just like to ride a woman like you, and I just want you to touch it, what's wrong?" If you want to pretend, you have to pretend.

"I'm still afraid of you?" Dachun's daughter-in-law blushed and rushed to Erga's body, her delicate little hands directly inserted into Erga's crotch.

Both were dumbfounded.

Ergazi was dumbfounded because he didn't expect that Dachun's daughter-in-law would be so aggressive and dare to come and catch him.

Dachun's daughter-in-law was dumbfounded because she was skeptical of Ergazi's words, but since Ergazi dared to speak so confidently, at least she had some capital, and she was already prepared in her heart, but she didn't care much.But when she really held the huge thing, she was still deeply shocked.

The two froze in embarrassment for a moment.The scene is very weird!

"Comfortable!" Er Gazi burst out two words subconsciously, and he straightened his back to match his words.

"Second, Er Gazi, you, what are you talking about! Don't really think that being big is a big deal. It has to work! Huh, that's the same sentence, I don't want the villagers to say that my house is Dachun Station when I come to my window at night. I can't get up." After Dachun's daughter-in-law said, she couldn't help rubbing her palms on it twice, then reluctantly let go, turned and left.

Erga watched Dachun's daughter-in-law dragging PP away, not knowing what he was thinking.

"This coquettish bitch, that kind of vigor looks like a bad thing at first glance. This woman is like me, doesn't she have any thoughts about me? Damn, if that's the case, I have to find a chance to overturn her. Let’s talk about it.” The more Er Gazi thought about it, the more he felt that this was the case, or why was that woman still rubbing his stuff just now, and she was still reluctant to part from her expression.

Erga shook his head, and couldn't help cursing, "What's wrong with your mother? Hurry up and go home, your stomach is still empty. If you can't get a wife, how can you feel sorry for your stomach?"