Excellent Village Chief

Chen Ergu got up early in the morning, washed his face and walked home along the path.

Back in the village, there were more people.Two people walked towards each other, making Chen Eryu happy!

Dachun and his wife.Chen Ergu couldn't help thinking about what the young couple had messed up the night before, and it was funny.What made Chen Ergu curious was that Dachun walked with his legs crossed, looking very funny.

"Yo, Dachun, what's the matter with you? The third leg is useless, and if the remaining two days are useless, it will be finished!" As soon as these words came out, Chen Ergu felt inappropriate Now, what right do I have to laugh at others now?It seems that they are not as good as others.

Dachun dismissed Chen Ergu and said nothing, but Dachun's daughter-in-law next to him came up.

"I said Erga, what do you mean by that? Some things are not spoken out. Can you believe those thieves in the village who have nothing to talk about all day long? What you see is the truth, Erga, don't you think so? "

Chen Ergu smiled and said nothing, he understood what Dachun's wife said. "What you see is real!" What does this mean?Didn't you tell Chen Ergu clearly?The live broadcast was broadcast the night before yesterday. You, Chen Ergu, saw it with your own eyes. It should prove that Dachun is not a softie, right?

In fact, Chen Ergu was quite puzzled. Didn't Dachun not stand up at the beginning of that night?Dachun himself admitted it.But why did Dachun's daughter-in-law get Dachun a condom that seemed to be used, and then Dachun stood up?

The most important thing is that when the two of them ended, Dachun yelled the burning pain below!

Chen Ergu felt that there was something tricky about it!But what exactly is tricky, Erga doesn't know!

"All right, all right! Your Dachun is not a softie!"

When Dachun heard this, the two legs didn't move away, and he straightened his back, with his chin facing the sky!Erga saw it, smiled and walked away.

Chen Ergu couldn't help thinking, "What can I say about Dachun? Could it be that Dachun's wife has some tricks? If so, it might be useful for my illness! It seems that I have to talk to Dachun's wife. Let’s talk.” Erga made a decision in his heart, but it’s not suitable to go to Dachun’s wife, so wait for a suitable opportunity.

"Damn it, if I can be cured of this disease, even if her daughter-in-law wants me to marry her, I will be willing!"

Chen Ergu's home.

"Mom, why isn't Dad at home today? Where did he go?" Chen Ergu didn't bother to get up early, and when he came back, he found that Chen Shiwen wasn't at home.

"Your father is worried about your affairs!" Zhang Aiqing said while making breakfast.

"For my business? Oh, Mom, don't worry about it. The doctor said it's useless!" Er Ga was still very moved.

"I said Gazi, we can't just give up like this. Hospitals are omnipotent? Many diseases can't be solved in the hands of those experts, but get some homemade prescriptions and drink two doses! An earthen prescription can cure it!" Zhang Aiqing pinned her hopes on the earthen prescription.

Actually it is.Some earth recipes are very useful in rural areas.There are a lot of living examples!Some seriously ill patients are almost all sentenced to death by the hospital, but the family members of the patients are not reconciled. Let the dead horse be treated as a living horse doctor, find a local prescription and take two doses, and it will be fine.

Chen Erku was really moved when he heard what Zhang Aiqing said.It's better to have hope than no hope!

Just after breakfast, Chen Shiwen hurried back with excitement on his face.It looks like I found the earth recipe.

"Dad, how's the situation?" Chen Ergu asked anxiously.

"Gazi, I asked Uncle Li for an earthen prescription today, and he told me to keep it! Hehe! Let's go into the house and talk about it." Chen Shiwen ran into the house holding Gazi's arm, ignoring the meal.

The two big men in the room started to mess up!

At most 10 minutes, Er Gazi ran out with green eyes!

"Hahaha...Okay, let's do it like this!" Chen Ergu was a little bit troubled again, and said to Chen Shiwen, "I said, Dad, this Codonopsis ginseng and longan are easy to get, but what about the cat meat?"

It turns out that the earthen prescription recovered by Chen Shiwen is called dangshen cat meat soup, which is spread among the people to cure impotence.

Make soup with longan, codonopsis and black cat meat!

"Cat meat? That's right! We don't have cats at home, why don't we go to the market and buy two?" Chen Shiwen said.

"That's not worth it. The cats bought in the market are expensive, and there are few black cats. I'm afraid it will be a bit difficult." Chen Ergu said, "I'll go to the village first to see who's female cat is about to give birth. I'll go get two. !"

Chen Erku flung his arms and ran out to the village to find a cat!

People in rural areas like to keep cats and dogs, but they are all local cats and dogs, and then they break up and run around the village.Wherever you go, you see cats and dogs fighting, male dog beats bitch!

Erga shuffled his feet and saw many cats along the way.Usually, seeing these cats and dogs makes me upset, but today is different, I feel kind to any cat.

"Tsk tsk tsk...Look, look! Whose cat is fat and looks so beautiful. I think it's more juicy than Dachun's wife!" Chen Erji squatted down and looked at it vigorously. There is a pear cat on the window of the widow's house.Keep praising. "It's a pity, it's a pity, grandma is not a black cat!"

Erga patted his ass and left!

After shopping all morning, I didn't see a female cat walking through the trough. (Walk through the trough, which means pregnant) The black cat found several of them.One is from Widow Zhang's family, and the other is from Hu Erleng's family at the west end of the village.I don't know whose family's Erga the other one is.

Erga thought to himself, "It's not easy to deal with a female cat who hasn't walked through the trough. Could it be that she became a black cat and went to the county to buy it? It's not worth it, isn't it just a cat, and how much more will it cost?" One hundred yuan is a waste. It seems that we only act at night. The one from Hu Erleng’s family is fat. And I don’t like Hu Erleng’s eyes, and I always have trouble with my family. Take this opportunity to mess with him Just a moment, hehe..."

"I don't know if this local prescription will work or not. It's a two-pronged approach to insurance. Find a time to find Dachun's wife. I heard that Dachun will return to the city today. It's a good opportunity."

Ergazi made up his mind, first to find Dachun's wife, and then act at night, becoming the black cat of Hu Erleng's family!Thinking of doing it, Chen Ergu walked towards Dachun's house with his ass bobbing.

Pushing open the courtyard door of Dachun's house, Erga probed to see that Dachun's daughter-in-law was pouting at a plate and didn't know what she was doing.The little butt was twisted and bulging, which made Chen Ergu swallow his saliva wildly.But business matters!

"Cough..." Erga coughed intentionally, attracting the attention of Dachun's daughter-in-law.

"Yo, isn't this brother Gazi? What's the matter?" The words were very tight, but Dachun's daughter-in-law's eyes were wrong, and she kept staring at Chen Ergu's crotch.

"Uh...it's nothing, it's nothing to do with me, why don't you come out and hang out?" Chen Erku didn't know how to bring things up with Dachun's wife.It was a bit abrupt for a big man to come and talk about this while other men were not at home.Speaking out, the villagers must think that Erga has bad intentions.And there is a more important factor in it.

Some time ago, Chen Ergu kept teasing Dachun as a softie, but now he has become a softie, and then came to ask how Dachun became hard, isn't this a slap in the face?If this big spring daughter-in-law really knows that she is a softie, maybe this coquettish woman will go to the village and say something!

So Chen Ergu decided to talk clichéd!

"Hahaha... I said Chen Ergu, it's not good where you go to hang around, come to my house to hang around, did you come here because Dachun is not at home?" Dachun's daughter-in-law said very ambiguously, with naked eyes provocative.If it was different, Chen Ergu might really be tempted, but not now!

"Hey, Dachun daughter-in-law, I think you want to be slept by a man?" Chen Ergu followed Dachun's wife's words.Since the other party intends to seduce you, then you have to pretend to be seduced. When this woman is fascinated by her mind, won't she be able to get any words she wants?