Excellent Village Chief

Chapter 24Dream

Chen Ergu was holding the black beads and almost cried out of excitement.

"Damn it, this is my sexual blessing for the rest of my life! Master Dongfang, I thank you for the eighteen generations of your ancestors!" Erga remembered what Master Dongfang said, and just swallowed the black beads.

Erga found a glass of water, afraid of choking.He raised his head, grunted, and swallowed the black bead alive.After swallowing it, he drank two sips of water, and Erga sat on the bed without moving.Just sit still.

He is waiting, waiting for something to happen!

"Why hasn't there been any movement? This Master Dongfang should be considered an expert. It is said that the bead I ate must be an extraordinary thing. According to the novel, it was shown on TV. After eating these things, it must be something extraordinary. There will be a lot of movement, but after waiting for more than an hour, why is there no movement?"

Chen Ergu blinked and looked at himself.Nothing changed, which made Erga very annoyed, and began to doubt the reliability of what the old man who claimed to be the Master of the East said.

"Damn it, if you succeed, if you don't succeed, you won't succeed. I don't have much confidence in it! You fucking Master Dongfang, I hate your mistress!" Erga lay down resentfully, and fell asleep in a daze.

In his sleep, Chen Ergu actually dreamed of Master Dongfang, and that little old man was smiling at him!And waved to himself.As soon as Chen Ergu saw the old man, he didn't get angry. He grabbed a brick and chased after him. He took a picture of Master Dongfang's head.But no matter how I took pictures, I couldn't get the old man right, which made Chen Ergu even more annoyed.

The master Dongfang said that Chen Ergu's donkey was a ninety-five grade, which made Ergazi's anger temporarily replaced by curiosity.

"I said old man, what do you mean by Nine Five Exalted Grades?" Chen Ergu said viciously.

"Hahaha... Nine-Five Exalted Grade, Nine-Five is the name of the emperor, you should understand without explaining it? The emperor in xx, otherwise you think that you are so good that you have grown so big?"

Erga twitched his lips, "What's the use of the Ninety-Five Exalted Grade?"

"What's the use? If you say it's really useless, it has no other use except for hanging!" Master Dongfang replied with a smile.

Erga curled his lips angrily, the old man was playing with him, just about to lose his temper, Master Dongfang raised his hand to stop Erga's words.

"Chen Erji, listen to me! To enter the world, you don't have to have brains. You also need luck and courage. But as a man, if you are strong in this area, it will be like a tiger with wings. Many bright faces If there is an injustice, it can be resolved in secret."

"Solve it in secret?" Erga muttered in a low voice.What needs to be done secretly?In Erga's cognition, there is nothing else except that the illegal matter needs to be solved secretly. "Could it be that I can still be a spearman? Go into battle and kill the enemy?" Thinking of this, Erga smiled wickedly.He even laughed out loud.

"You damn Erga, what are you laughing at? Get up quickly!" Zhang Aiqing's voice suddenly came.

Chen Ergu was startled, and opened his eyes to look at Zhang Aiqing.

"Mom, why are you here? Have you had dinner?" Chen Ergu muttered.

"Dinner? Eat your head, it's ten o'clock now, ten o'clock in the morning, and you still have dinner! I came to call you home for dinner last night, but you are fine, and you can't wake up alive. You sleep until ten o'clock in the morning Hurry up and go home!" Zhang Aiqing scolded Chen Ergu, turned around and left.

"Ten o'clock? Damn, how long did I sleep this time? I slept at three o'clock yesterday afternoon. I slept for nearly [-] hours, and I haven't reacted at all! But it's okay, I have enough sleep. Make up your mind, go kill Hu Erleng's cat at night. Go home now!" Chen Ergu put on his clothes indiscriminately and walked home.

Chen Ergu ran home under the sun, and on the way, he suddenly heard someone calling him from behind, and turned his head to look, Chen Ergu's heart sank.

The person who came was Dachun's daughter-in-law.

"Erga, hehe, I heard that you are going to be promoted, and you are going to work in the village?" Dachun's daughter-in-law looked at Chen Ergu, and her eyes flicked to Erga's crotch from time to time.

Chen Erku was terrified when Dachun's daughter-in-law saw it, "There is such a thing! What's the matter?"

"Hehe, it's nothing. I just heard that Brother Gazi has been promoted, so I'm here to congratulate you!" Dachun's daughter-in-law restrained herself a lot. After all, Ergazi will have to work in the village in the future. , one is not good, at the end of the year, it will be troublesome to allocate a few pieces of thin land to oneself!

As soon as Chen Erku listened to the music, the daughter-in-law of Dachun was enlightened.Also come to congratulate congratulations.

"I said Dachun's daughter-in-law, do you congratulate me like this? Just say a word with your hands empty-handed and it's over?" Chen Ergu deliberately entertained Dachun's daughter-in-law, teasing her.Although Dachun's daughter-in-law was a little coquettish, it was understandable.What should I do if the man is not at home and is useless at home?Moreover, Dachun's daughter-in-law is a very kind-hearted woman, and she is very warm and kind to others at ordinary times!

Dachun's daughter-in-law twitched, "Erga, look how vulgar my sister-in-law brings. Didn't I bring myself?"

Erga understood when she heard it, the woman of feelings still remembered what she said that day.Be sure to ride her yourself.Erga has no choice but to delay.And I have to find an excuse to leave!

"Haha! I've accepted the favor. When I really start to work, I can take care of your family more! By the way, Dachun wife, can you help me catch the black cat?" Erga wanted to transfer the situation. woman's attention.

"Cat boy? Why do you want that thing?" Dachun's daughter-in-law was very curious.

"Hey, you don't know! I have a cousin in the city who is insane, and I don't know where to find a homemade recipe, saying that eating cat broth will make it better! Ask me to find a cat in the village. And let me go as soon as possible! My cousin is really pitiful, she is only in her 30s, and you said she got this strange disease, pitiful! And the situation is more serious now. Let me treat a dead horse as a living horse doctor, and let me go as soon as possible Get this done, I'm in a hurry now!"

Dachun's daughter-in-law heard it, "Brother Gazi, what's so difficult about it? Isn't it just a kitten? I have one at home, and I'll bring you one later."

"Not only do you want kittens, but also black cats?" Erga said seriously.

"Black cat?" Dachun's daughter-in-law was a little troubled, "It's not easy to handle. Who has nothing to do with a black cat? There will be no black cats in the seeds." Dachun's daughter-in-law anxiously scratched her head, as if she was the one who lost her mind.

"Gazi, I think so. I'll help you go to the neighboring village and ask."

"Really?" Erga was startled, and stepped forward to hold Dachun's daughter-in-law's hand, "Oh, Dachun's daughter-in-law, you are really a good person. If you help me this time, I will definitely treat you well in the future." Thank you!" Erga said and shrugged his ass.

Dachun's daughter-in-law was even more twitchy. "Gazi, then, when do you think we will get things done?"

Having said all this, how could Erga let Dachun's daughter-in-law succeed. "Daughter-in-law Dachun, I think today is the day. I have to tell my cousin the news as soon as possible, so that she can be happy too. She has great hopes for this local recipe, so don't make her anxious! Hurry up too!" Time helped me to do this, saving people is like putting out a fire, there is no delay."

Dachun's daughter-in-law is just a rural woman, so how can Chen Ergu have such ghosts, and what Chen Ergu said is also reasonable, so I have to follow Chen Ergu's meaning.The future is long!Then he hurriedly ran to Erga to do errands.

Chen Ergu looked at Dachun's daughter-in-law going away and shook his head with a sigh.Although this woman is a bit coquettish, she is still cute, and she is really twitchy!

To kill or not to kill the black cat of Hu Erleng's family?Erga hesitated.If Dachun's daughter-in-law can help her get a black cat, then there is no need for her to deal with Hu Erleng's black cat.But Erga thought about it, and it was still necessary to kill the black cat of Hu Erleng's family. Whoever told him to play with his own fish pond had to teach him a lesson!But this matter, you can put it aside for a while!