Excellent Village Chief

Hu Erleng, a guy who likes to peek at widow Zhang taking a bath, lost his father at the age of seven, and ran away from his mother at the age of eight. He has never tasted a woman in 32 years of fighting with the sky, fighting with people, and fighting with women in the village with long tongues. spinster.Such a man who has not received a good education since he was a child has a persistent ideal in his heart, that is, he will one day marry He Xiuhua, the daughter-in-law of Zhu Dapeng's family in the village.

However, this great ideal has undergone a substantive change last year, after meeting the village chief Chen Erga and Chen Da.After the relationship with Chen Erga became stronger, Hu Erlen's life changed drastically, letting him know that life is actually so beautiful.

But today is also a historical turning point for Hu Erleng, a day that can affect his happiness and sexual happiness in the second half of his life.

Thanks to Chen Erga, the head of Chen Dacun, Chen Erga promised to introduce a partner to Hu Erlen some time ago.No, a letter came in these two days, saying that Chen Erga had found someone for Hu Erleng in the city.

Sitting on the bench at home, Hu Erlen kept giggling, baring his big yellow teeth, the corners of his mouth reaching behind his ears in a happy grin, and shaking his greasy, shiny traitorous head.When Hu Erleng grinned, he could see a golden front tooth in the middle.

Big gold teeth.This is what Hu Erleng put on last year after enduring his distress.According to Hu Erleng's own statement, that is, his grandfather once said that golden teeth are to ward off evil spirits and to break peach blossom disasters.But Hu Erleng has waited for 32 years, but he has not waited for a good luck.This made Hu Erlen a little confused, but Hu Erlen still firmly believed in his grandfather's words.

That dead old man, that is, Hu Erlen's grandfather, told Hu Erleng when he was 13 years old that Hu Erlen's life has caused a lot of love, if he can't handle it well, he will die in the hands of a woman up.Hu Erleng's grandfather disappeared shortly after he said these words. An old man who was nearly 70 years old disappeared for no reason.The little heartless Hu Erlen didn't even think about looking for this old man. He usually peeked at widows taking a bath when he should, and sweared at the village gossip women when he pinched their waists.

Chen Erga said that the woman introduced to Hu Erlen this time was 30 years old and worked in the Urban Construction Bureau. 30 years old, still unmarried, all my mind is on work.He is good looking, more than enough for a bumpkin like Hu Erleng.

This news startled Hu Erleng. He was a small farmer, with three broken houses, and a sow that was reluctant to be killed after three years of raising, and nothing else.If there is any other property, it is the black male dog that Chen Erga gave him, and the black male dog saw that he was not pleasing to the eye, so he grinned at him if he had nothing to do.How could he, Hu Erleng and He De, be worthy of a deputy department-level cadre?

"Hehe..." Hu Erlen sat on the bench and kept giggling, "Snowy in spring! I, Hu Erlen, can actually be snowy in spring every day." Smiling and laughing, Hu Erlen suddenly stopped giggling, with a dejected look on his face, "Damn Xipi, can people take a fancy to me?"

Hu Erlen was worried not only that the woman looked down on him, but also that he was afraid on the spot.Hu Erlen, a man from Lower Liba who has no father, no mother, heartless, and heartless. In the village, the villagers say that Hu Erlen is just a dog, a mad dog with a heart disease, who bites whoever he sees, and has conflicts with the villagers. , never let anyone.Everyone who meets them is a virtue of loving birds and not birds.But Hu Erlen has only been afraid of two kinds of people in his life.

The first type of person is an official.In Hu Erleng's mind, all the officials are adults, and they should bow three times and kowtow nine times when they see each other.Who told someone to be an official.There has been a saying since ancient times that people do not fight with officials.Hu Erlen's grandfather burned this kind of thought deeply into Hu Erlen's mind when he was very young.Therefore, every time Hu Erlen saw an official, he would humbly, wishing to bow three times and kowtow nine times, throw his limbs to the ground and let others lick his toes.

The second type of people that Hu Erlen was afraid of were city women, especially beautiful city women.He always felt that the women in the city were noble, holy, and very tasteful, unlike the women in the country who only knew how to work in the fields during the day and work under their own men at night.Hu Erlen remembers one time when he entered the county town to take a bus, an old man accidentally stepped on a beautiful woman, and the woman cursed loudly. The swearing thief is good, and he doesn't use dirty words. Yin Tao opened and closed his small mouth, and all the swearing words came out with a flick of his mouth.

Hu Erleng looked at the clock beside the bed, it was ten o'clock.Well, it's almost time to dress up and go.

Hu Erlen took out a Chinese tunic suit from the rattan box. The clothes were left by his grandfather. They were of very old style, navy blue. Because of the age, the Chinese tunic suit had begun to fade, and it was white on the opposite side.Pulled out a pair of yellow military shoes from the bottom of the bed, the yellow military shoes were covered with rat feces and dust.Hu Erlen frowned and looked at the leather shoes.

"Bah..." Hu Erlen spat hard, picked up a towel and wiped it vigorously. It took a long time to wipe off the dust and rat droppings.

Hu Erlen smiled openly, and put on his shoes with his bare feet.I took a look in the mirror and looked at myself in the mirror, with a smooth middle parted head, a thin and pointed chin, and a big yellow tooth when I grinned. The only thing that made Hu Erleng quite satisfied was that tooth. Golden teeth.

"Hey..." Hu Erlen looked at the mirror with a smile that he thought was charming. "Okay, that's it. Thousands of girls are absolutely fascinated. Let's start work."

Hu Erlen rode the Phoenix big bar bike, and rode towards the countryside in a hurry.

According to what Chen Erga told him, the location was a local restaurant in the village.