Excellent Village Chief
Chapter 303 Premature launch is invalid
Hu Erleng's first night was muddle-headed, and he gave it to Han Qian, a flirtatious woman.For Hu Erleng, what is the first night is not the first night, as long as it is a woman, it is the kingly way to do it with real swords and guns.
Han Qian was beaten up, and Hu Erlen was lying on his bed, reminiscing about the madness just now.Women these days are so fucking different from stabbing pork, they are so much more beautiful.Hu Erlen clearly remembered that once, in order to meet his physical needs, he sold half a catty of pork head meat from the farmer's market in the village with great distress and came back to poke it for fun, and he was caught by Chen Erga once.
Shame!
Later, even Chen Erga couldn't stand it anymore, so he insisted on finding a lady for himself to let him vent.At that time, Hu Erleng did follow, and even brought the young lady to the private room.But only Hu Erlen knew what happened afterwards, and he didn't do anything that day.
As for why I didn't do it, there is still a story here.
Hu Erlen remembered that he drank a lot that day, and then followed Chen Erga's car around the county town. As for where he was going, Hu Erlen himself didn't know.Just follow Chen Erga.When Chen Erga's car passed by the red-light district in the county town, Hu Erga stared blankly at those scantily clad girls standing at the door to solicit customers. Scratch and scratch.
Later, Chen Erga directly dragged Hu Erlen to a bathing center, and called two massagers for himself.After entering the private room, Hu Erlen realized that these massagers were actually young ladies.
The two ladies looked at Hu Erleng and asked, "Boss, that Boss Chen has already arranged for you. He has arranged for you a 1988 yuan Double Fly full service package."
When Hu Er was stunned, he was stunned for a while and didn't recall, "Wait, wait a minute. How much is it? And what's the matter with the Shuangfei full service package?"
One of the ladies said, "The full set is roaming, ants climbing trees, chest push, hip push, Ice and Fire Nine Heavens, 69 style, trapeze, gang intercourse, but you ordered double flight, so my sister and I will give it to you at the same time." You go on two different projects. Finally, a double hit."
Hu Erlen blinked and blinked, not understanding anything.I belong to a woman from Japan, why use these services? "Little girl, my brother belongs to a woman in the future. You line up in two lines, put your legs aside, and wait for my brother's big bird to poke in. I don't want other services. 1988 yuan, are you a fucking cheat?"
Hu Erleng was really reluctant to part with the 1988 yuan. I planted five acres of land, and this is the only income I can earn in a year.
When the two ladies heard what Hu Erlen said, they covered their mouths and laughed, so they had to explain these items to Hu Erlent one by one.Hu Er was taken aback when he heard this, how can a woman do this?
Finally the lady spoke, "Boss, we will definitely make you want to die."
Hu Erleng was tempted, but he was reluctant to part with the 1988 yuan.After thinking about it again and again, Hu Erlen made up his mind to do it, anyway, the money was paid by Chen Erga, so the idiot is not short of money.Do it, if you are forced, the sky will be struck by lightning!
Hu Erlen lay on the bed according to the instructions of the two young ladies, and let them toss, not to mention, it was so fucking ecstasy.
Ecstasy is ecstasy, but what Hu Erlen didn't expect is that he is a beginner after all, and the first time is always very fast.As a result, the project was not finished yet, the two young ladies hissed a few times, hugged Hu Erlen's big bird for a while, and let Hu Erlen's fucking launch.
The second lady saw that Hu Erleng had launched, packed up her things and was about to leave.
"Hey, hey, I said, two little sisters, brother, it's not even a day yet, why did you two leave?"
The two ladies smiled slightly, "Brother, there is a rule in our business, as long as you shoot, all services will be over."
"What?" Hu Er was dumbfounded. I spent 1988 yuan, and the second brother comrades haven't even tasted meat, so the fuck is over. What a waste of money.
Therefore, Hu Erleng is still a bitch up to now.Later, when Hu Erlen told Chen Erga about this, Chen Erga laughed at him for a long time.
Hu Erlen was slowly reminiscing about the scene of playing wild on Han Qian just now, it was so fucking ecstasy, I actually fucked a white tiger once.Tsk tsk tsk, Han Qian's tits are really not ordinary soft, and she is excited to touch.
By the way, what did Han Qian do in the end? That expression is quite scary, like a bitch getting angry, with a ferocious expression.And why does it always feel that her bottom is like a vacuum cleaner, sucking Lao Tzu's big bird in hard.When I read novels before, didn't I describe it like this?It's so fucking weird.
But after all, Hu Erleng was the first time he had fucked a woman with real swords and guns, so he didn't care so much.
Hu Erlen suddenly remembered the Book of Changes that Chen Erga left for him when he left.Chen Erga said that the reason why he was able to prosper, all depended on this Book of Changes.What about witchcraft, if you learn it well, you can have great abilities.But to learn witchcraft, one must have a physique that is different from ordinary people.Chen Erga is the body of extreme yang, so he can learn witchcraft.
Hu Erlen is just an ordinary person who cannot practice the witchcraft given by Chen Erga.This made Hu Erlen's heart itch like a cat's paw.However, Chen Erga said that this matter is not absolute, and there is an exception to everything.The system of ordinary people can also be changed.
The physique of different people can be exchanged with each other.
But what made Hu Erlen so disheartened was, where could he find someone who could practice witchcraft?Besides, even if you find it, would they be willing to exchange it with you?At that time, Hu Erlen told Chen Erlen his thoughts, and Chen Erga told Hu Erlen not to worry, since he let Hu Erlen take over all his things and tasks, he would definitely give Hu Erlen thoughtful consideration .It is said that a week later, someone will come to Hu Erlen and exchange his physique with him, and then Hu Erlen will be able to practice witchcraft.
Who is this person, Chen Erga didn't say, and Hu Erlen didn't ask.Anyway, it's only a week, and I will know when the time comes.
……
After Han Qian left Hu Erlen's house, she didn't go home immediately, but sat on the side of the bridge at the west end of the village full of thoughts, thinking to herself, "What is the origin of this stupid Hu Erlen, and why is he not accepted?" The influence of the old lady sucking the tortoise method? After Jiang Wei and Sun Tianguang slept with the old lady, as long as the old lady uses the turtle sucking method, the yang energy will flow towards the old lady like a stream. But this Hu Erling, the old lady When it sucks him, it's just like the vacuum cleaner sucks the concrete floor, it doesn't move at all."
Han Qian thought about it for a long time, but she didn't know why, she felt uneasy, "No, this matter must be clarified, I have to ask the master."
Thinking of this, Han Qian took out her mobile phone and dialed someone's number, "Master, I'm Han Qian."
"You lazy bitch, what time is it, and you still call me. What's the matter, tell me!" The voice on the other end of the phone was very angry.
Han Qian trembled in fright, and said tremblingly, "Master, I'm really sorry, it's my apprentice's fault. But I really have something urgent to report to you. I'm bothering you old man!"
"If you have something to say, hurry up and let your fart go."
Han Qian hurriedly talked about the matter between Hu Erleng and Hu Erleng in detail tonight, and finally said, "Master, Jiang Wei and Sun Tianguang in our village have been sucked up by me. Look at you!" If I'm free tonight, shall I bring you all this yang energy?"
There was a slight silence on the other end of the phone, "Okay, then come here quickly. I'll wait for you in the office!"
A smile hung on Han Qian's face, and it seemed that she had another chance to make the old man happy.He quickly got up and walked towards the Lingyang Township Government.It was shocking, Han Qian's calves were like engines, and the distance of [-] meters was definitely not more than ten seconds.
Twenty minutes later, Han Qian appeared in the office of the mayor of Lingyang Township.
"Master, I'm sorry to disturb you!" Han Qian stood respectfully in front of a middle-aged man.The middle-aged man is about 40 years old, with a big belly, greasy hair, and a face full of flesh.
"There is nothing to disturb or disturb. Since I, Wu Aimin, chose to take you as my apprentice, I treat you as my own, so don't be polite to me in the future."
Han Qian was beaten up, and Hu Erlen was lying on his bed, reminiscing about the madness just now.Women these days are so fucking different from stabbing pork, they are so much more beautiful.Hu Erlen clearly remembered that once, in order to meet his physical needs, he sold half a catty of pork head meat from the farmer's market in the village with great distress and came back to poke it for fun, and he was caught by Chen Erga once.
Shame!
Later, even Chen Erga couldn't stand it anymore, so he insisted on finding a lady for himself to let him vent.At that time, Hu Erleng did follow, and even brought the young lady to the private room.But only Hu Erlen knew what happened afterwards, and he didn't do anything that day.
As for why I didn't do it, there is still a story here.
Hu Erlen remembered that he drank a lot that day, and then followed Chen Erga's car around the county town. As for where he was going, Hu Erlen himself didn't know.Just follow Chen Erga.When Chen Erga's car passed by the red-light district in the county town, Hu Erga stared blankly at those scantily clad girls standing at the door to solicit customers. Scratch and scratch.
Later, Chen Erga directly dragged Hu Erlen to a bathing center, and called two massagers for himself.After entering the private room, Hu Erlen realized that these massagers were actually young ladies.
The two ladies looked at Hu Erleng and asked, "Boss, that Boss Chen has already arranged for you. He has arranged for you a 1988 yuan Double Fly full service package."
When Hu Er was stunned, he was stunned for a while and didn't recall, "Wait, wait a minute. How much is it? And what's the matter with the Shuangfei full service package?"
One of the ladies said, "The full set is roaming, ants climbing trees, chest push, hip push, Ice and Fire Nine Heavens, 69 style, trapeze, gang intercourse, but you ordered double flight, so my sister and I will give it to you at the same time." You go on two different projects. Finally, a double hit."
Hu Erlen blinked and blinked, not understanding anything.I belong to a woman from Japan, why use these services? "Little girl, my brother belongs to a woman in the future. You line up in two lines, put your legs aside, and wait for my brother's big bird to poke in. I don't want other services. 1988 yuan, are you a fucking cheat?"
Hu Erleng was really reluctant to part with the 1988 yuan. I planted five acres of land, and this is the only income I can earn in a year.
When the two ladies heard what Hu Erlen said, they covered their mouths and laughed, so they had to explain these items to Hu Erlent one by one.Hu Er was taken aback when he heard this, how can a woman do this?
Finally the lady spoke, "Boss, we will definitely make you want to die."
Hu Erleng was tempted, but he was reluctant to part with the 1988 yuan.After thinking about it again and again, Hu Erlen made up his mind to do it, anyway, the money was paid by Chen Erga, so the idiot is not short of money.Do it, if you are forced, the sky will be struck by lightning!
Hu Erlen lay on the bed according to the instructions of the two young ladies, and let them toss, not to mention, it was so fucking ecstasy.
Ecstasy is ecstasy, but what Hu Erlen didn't expect is that he is a beginner after all, and the first time is always very fast.As a result, the project was not finished yet, the two young ladies hissed a few times, hugged Hu Erlen's big bird for a while, and let Hu Erlen's fucking launch.
The second lady saw that Hu Erleng had launched, packed up her things and was about to leave.
"Hey, hey, I said, two little sisters, brother, it's not even a day yet, why did you two leave?"
The two ladies smiled slightly, "Brother, there is a rule in our business, as long as you shoot, all services will be over."
"What?" Hu Er was dumbfounded. I spent 1988 yuan, and the second brother comrades haven't even tasted meat, so the fuck is over. What a waste of money.
Therefore, Hu Erleng is still a bitch up to now.Later, when Hu Erlen told Chen Erga about this, Chen Erga laughed at him for a long time.
Hu Erlen was slowly reminiscing about the scene of playing wild on Han Qian just now, it was so fucking ecstasy, I actually fucked a white tiger once.Tsk tsk tsk, Han Qian's tits are really not ordinary soft, and she is excited to touch.
By the way, what did Han Qian do in the end? That expression is quite scary, like a bitch getting angry, with a ferocious expression.And why does it always feel that her bottom is like a vacuum cleaner, sucking Lao Tzu's big bird in hard.When I read novels before, didn't I describe it like this?It's so fucking weird.
But after all, Hu Erleng was the first time he had fucked a woman with real swords and guns, so he didn't care so much.
Hu Erlen suddenly remembered the Book of Changes that Chen Erga left for him when he left.Chen Erga said that the reason why he was able to prosper, all depended on this Book of Changes.What about witchcraft, if you learn it well, you can have great abilities.But to learn witchcraft, one must have a physique that is different from ordinary people.Chen Erga is the body of extreme yang, so he can learn witchcraft.
Hu Erlen is just an ordinary person who cannot practice the witchcraft given by Chen Erga.This made Hu Erlen's heart itch like a cat's paw.However, Chen Erga said that this matter is not absolute, and there is an exception to everything.The system of ordinary people can also be changed.
The physique of different people can be exchanged with each other.
But what made Hu Erlen so disheartened was, where could he find someone who could practice witchcraft?Besides, even if you find it, would they be willing to exchange it with you?At that time, Hu Erlen told Chen Erlen his thoughts, and Chen Erga told Hu Erlen not to worry, since he let Hu Erlen take over all his things and tasks, he would definitely give Hu Erlen thoughtful consideration .It is said that a week later, someone will come to Hu Erlen and exchange his physique with him, and then Hu Erlen will be able to practice witchcraft.
Who is this person, Chen Erga didn't say, and Hu Erlen didn't ask.Anyway, it's only a week, and I will know when the time comes.
……
After Han Qian left Hu Erlen's house, she didn't go home immediately, but sat on the side of the bridge at the west end of the village full of thoughts, thinking to herself, "What is the origin of this stupid Hu Erlen, and why is he not accepted?" The influence of the old lady sucking the tortoise method? After Jiang Wei and Sun Tianguang slept with the old lady, as long as the old lady uses the turtle sucking method, the yang energy will flow towards the old lady like a stream. But this Hu Erling, the old lady When it sucks him, it's just like the vacuum cleaner sucks the concrete floor, it doesn't move at all."
Han Qian thought about it for a long time, but she didn't know why, she felt uneasy, "No, this matter must be clarified, I have to ask the master."
Thinking of this, Han Qian took out her mobile phone and dialed someone's number, "Master, I'm Han Qian."
"You lazy bitch, what time is it, and you still call me. What's the matter, tell me!" The voice on the other end of the phone was very angry.
Han Qian trembled in fright, and said tremblingly, "Master, I'm really sorry, it's my apprentice's fault. But I really have something urgent to report to you. I'm bothering you old man!"
"If you have something to say, hurry up and let your fart go."
Han Qian hurriedly talked about the matter between Hu Erleng and Hu Erleng in detail tonight, and finally said, "Master, Jiang Wei and Sun Tianguang in our village have been sucked up by me. Look at you!" If I'm free tonight, shall I bring you all this yang energy?"
There was a slight silence on the other end of the phone, "Okay, then come here quickly. I'll wait for you in the office!"
A smile hung on Han Qian's face, and it seemed that she had another chance to make the old man happy.He quickly got up and walked towards the Lingyang Township Government.It was shocking, Han Qian's calves were like engines, and the distance of [-] meters was definitely not more than ten seconds.
Twenty minutes later, Han Qian appeared in the office of the mayor of Lingyang Township.
"Master, I'm sorry to disturb you!" Han Qian stood respectfully in front of a middle-aged man.The middle-aged man is about 40 years old, with a big belly, greasy hair, and a face full of flesh.
"There is nothing to disturb or disturb. Since I, Wu Aimin, chose to take you as my apprentice, I treat you as my own, so don't be polite to me in the future."
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