Excellent Village Chief
Chapter 56 The Fake Boyfriend
"Gazi, you must help me, otherwise Yang Qiu will annoy me to death!" Zhang Qianqian sipped some tea with a cup in her hand, with a look of anger on her face.
"Xiaoqian, you mean to let me pretend to be your boyfriend?" Chen Ergu moved his throat, "Isn't that bad?"
Zhang Qianqian rolled her eyelids and stared, "What's wrong? What's wrong? Am I, Zhang Qianqian, not good enough for you?"
"Hehe, that's not true! It's just that I don't feel very good!" Chen Ergu said.
"Hey, Erga, don't worry, it's okay! Besides, I don't mind a little girl, are you wronged, old man?" Zhang Qianqian laughed.
Chen Ergu didn't listen, and started thinking wildly again.Be Zhang Qianqian's boyfriend?But it's fake, I don't know whether to give it to him, hehe... Even rubbing it twice is fine!You have to ask this matter clearly, if you give it to sex, then if you give up on your own initiative, you will suffer a lot.
Ever since Chen Ergu rode Dachun's daughter-in-law that night, women always appeared in his head.Lu Caifeng's, He Xiuhua's, Dachun's wife's, and even Zhang Xue's.As for what he would think of doing, no one else knows.
"Oh, then Xiaoqian, it's fine to be your boyfriend, but I don't know what to do? To be honest, I've never been in love, so I don't understand a lot of things! So I'm afraid I'll make a mistake when the time comes." Chen Ergu lied, he didn't know why he said he had never been in love, he concealed the matter between him and Lu Caifeng.
"It's okay, don't say anything at that time, you can answer what I say. You just need to remember that I am your girlfriend. Well, I don't think it's better than this. Let's talk about a short relationship. From now on I will be Your official girlfriend, how about we break up after the matter is over?" Zhang Qianqian looked very excited.
"Uh... that's okay?" Chen Ergu had difficulty breathing, and Zhang Qianqian's thoughts jumped too fast, and she couldn't keep up with his rhythm.Thanks to Zhang Qianqian, she was able to remember this kind of thing.
Chen Erji was still thinking about one thing, if he were to be his real boyfriend for a while, would he be able to take the opportunity to profit from it?Hey, even having sex...
"Why can't it? Huh! If I say yes, then I can! Let's go, Erga, I'll take you to buy something, you look poor, you are not qualified to be my boyfriend. I'll go and buy you two clothes!"
"Huh? But I don't have any money?" Chen Ergu was in a dilemma.
"Who asked you to give me money? I'll give it to you, go, don't talk to my mother-in-law, or I'll cry for you!" Zhang Qianqian didn't wait for Chen Ergu to speak, she dragged him and ran out!
It's ten o'clock in the morning. According to Zhang Qianqian's plan, she will go shopping for clothes in a while, then have a meal at noon, then continue shopping in the afternoon, then rest, and meet that kid Yang Qiu in the evening.
After walking around all morning, Zhang Qianqian bought a shirt and a pair of leather shoes for Chen Ergu.As for the brand, Chen Ergu didn't remember it, it seemed to be called "Fart Card".This name made Chen Ergu depressed for a while, it's not good to call it a name, and the fart can get the egg stuck.Strange things happen every year, especially this year.But don't say it, it's really comfortable to wear this shitty clothes.On a hot day, it feels cool to wear, amazing!
Chen Ergu didn't know how much this suit cost, but it was Zhang Qianqian who paid for it.
Equipped with all the equipment, the two carried their bags and went to "Old Man Ken"'s house for dinner.
"Hey, it's still cool here." Chen Erku looked up and down, "Xiaoqian, didn't you say that you can eat chicken? That thing is too rude, just bring me a plate of stewed chicken!"
Zhang Qianqian blinked and looked at Chen Ergu, "Chicken gnawed, stewed chicken? Hahahaha..." Zhang Qianqian then burst out laughing, causing a group of people to look at her like a monster.However, Zhang Qianqian didn't care about the eyes of the people around her, and continued to laugh wildly to herself.
Chen Ergu could only laugh dryly, he knew he had said something wrong.
"Xiaoqian, you mean to let me pretend to be your boyfriend?" Chen Ergu moved his throat, "Isn't that bad?"
Zhang Qianqian rolled her eyelids and stared, "What's wrong? What's wrong? Am I, Zhang Qianqian, not good enough for you?"
"Hehe, that's not true! It's just that I don't feel very good!" Chen Ergu said.
"Hey, Erga, don't worry, it's okay! Besides, I don't mind a little girl, are you wronged, old man?" Zhang Qianqian laughed.
Chen Ergu didn't listen, and started thinking wildly again.Be Zhang Qianqian's boyfriend?But it's fake, I don't know whether to give it to him, hehe... Even rubbing it twice is fine!You have to ask this matter clearly, if you give it to sex, then if you give up on your own initiative, you will suffer a lot.
Ever since Chen Ergu rode Dachun's daughter-in-law that night, women always appeared in his head.Lu Caifeng's, He Xiuhua's, Dachun's wife's, and even Zhang Xue's.As for what he would think of doing, no one else knows.
"Oh, then Xiaoqian, it's fine to be your boyfriend, but I don't know what to do? To be honest, I've never been in love, so I don't understand a lot of things! So I'm afraid I'll make a mistake when the time comes." Chen Ergu lied, he didn't know why he said he had never been in love, he concealed the matter between him and Lu Caifeng.
"It's okay, don't say anything at that time, you can answer what I say. You just need to remember that I am your girlfriend. Well, I don't think it's better than this. Let's talk about a short relationship. From now on I will be Your official girlfriend, how about we break up after the matter is over?" Zhang Qianqian looked very excited.
"Uh... that's okay?" Chen Ergu had difficulty breathing, and Zhang Qianqian's thoughts jumped too fast, and she couldn't keep up with his rhythm.Thanks to Zhang Qianqian, she was able to remember this kind of thing.
Chen Erji was still thinking about one thing, if he were to be his real boyfriend for a while, would he be able to take the opportunity to profit from it?Hey, even having sex...
"Why can't it? Huh! If I say yes, then I can! Let's go, Erga, I'll take you to buy something, you look poor, you are not qualified to be my boyfriend. I'll go and buy you two clothes!"
"Huh? But I don't have any money?" Chen Ergu was in a dilemma.
"Who asked you to give me money? I'll give it to you, go, don't talk to my mother-in-law, or I'll cry for you!" Zhang Qianqian didn't wait for Chen Ergu to speak, she dragged him and ran out!
It's ten o'clock in the morning. According to Zhang Qianqian's plan, she will go shopping for clothes in a while, then have a meal at noon, then continue shopping in the afternoon, then rest, and meet that kid Yang Qiu in the evening.
After walking around all morning, Zhang Qianqian bought a shirt and a pair of leather shoes for Chen Ergu.As for the brand, Chen Ergu didn't remember it, it seemed to be called "Fart Card".This name made Chen Ergu depressed for a while, it's not good to call it a name, and the fart can get the egg stuck.Strange things happen every year, especially this year.But don't say it, it's really comfortable to wear this shitty clothes.On a hot day, it feels cool to wear, amazing!
Chen Ergu didn't know how much this suit cost, but it was Zhang Qianqian who paid for it.
Equipped with all the equipment, the two carried their bags and went to "Old Man Ken"'s house for dinner.
"Hey, it's still cool here." Chen Erku looked up and down, "Xiaoqian, didn't you say that you can eat chicken? That thing is too rude, just bring me a plate of stewed chicken!"
Zhang Qianqian blinked and looked at Chen Ergu, "Chicken gnawed, stewed chicken? Hahahaha..." Zhang Qianqian then burst out laughing, causing a group of people to look at her like a monster.However, Zhang Qianqian didn't care about the eyes of the people around her, and continued to laugh wildly to herself.
Chen Ergu could only laugh dryly, he knew he had said something wrong.
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