Excellent Village Chief
Chapter 82
"You idiot, you can't tidy up your house in a decent way. How can you find a daughter-in-law like you? You were smoked away before you even entered the house."
Hu Erlen scratched his head, "There's nothing like this!"
Chen Ergu casually looked around the room, and inadvertently noticed a piece of pork on the bedside bench, which was very fat and greasy.
"Yo, Erga, has the quality of life improved?" Erga pointed to the pork on the bedside bench.When Hu Er was stunned, he hurried over to put away the pork and hid it behind his back with a strange expression.
Chen Ergu saw it and felt strange.Isn't it just to buy a piece of pork?Why do you hide and hide, maybe there is something tricky in it!Chen Ergu suddenly thought of a very disgusting thing, could it be that Hu Erlu was stunned by him...
Chen Ergu ran over, snatched the pork from Hu Erlen's hand, and lifted it up to have a look. Sure enough, Chen Ergu was so frightened that he quickly threw the pork away, and looked at Hu Erlen in horror.
"Idiot, you...you...you...you...you do this thing? You are too worthless, right?" Chen Ergu's words were a bit messy.
The second fool still picked his nostrils, the old man blushed, and laughed twice!
"Gazi, there is no way, there are no women, it's all like this! What do you want me to do? I dare to do things that violate the law, but if it's the kind of thing that rapes a woman, I can't bear it with my conscience."
Chen Erku was angry and hated, "Don't you fucking know that there is a job in this world to be a lady? If you can't hold it back, you just spend some money and find a lady. There is no such thing as you, If you have nothing to do, go to the vegetable market to buy a piece of pork head and come back, dig a hole in it, and you will be regarded as a daughter-in-law?"
"No money! I want to have sex too, but I don't have any money. If that woman crosses her legs, I'll lose dozens of dollars. It's not worth it!" Hu Erlen explained.
Come to think of it, if Hu Erleng had money, would he still be like this?At least he doesn't have to live in this crappy house, and the house won't look like a pigsty, maybe he can get a wife.
Chen Ergu thought about it and sighed.
"You idiot, what about the 1 yuan I gave you?" Chen Ergu asked. "So much, isn't it enough for you?"
"Reluctantly!" Hu Erlen's answer was very straightforward.He would rather dig a hole in the pork than simply give the money to the woman with her legs spread apart.
It's all the fault of money. If you have money, don't you have everything?Life is inseparable from money!Without money, everything is empty talk.
This society is like this, don't talk about ideals, talk about love, leave money, it's all false teeth.Don't argue with me, if you can fall in love with a beggar on the side of the road, I will give you all the thirty cents in my wallet, absolutely!
"Gazi, what do you want from me?" Hu Er said in a daze.
"Let's not talk about this for now. Er Leng, I decided to settle your matter first." Chen Ergu said.
"My business? What can I do?" Hu Erlen didn't understand what Chen Erku was talking about.
"What's the matter? It's about Japanese women! I feel uncomfortable seeing you holding back. I'll take you to the village tomorrow and find a lady for you. I'll pay for it, and you will contribute, how about it?" Chen Ergu said.
Hu Er was stunned, and he didn't realize it for a while, "Gazi really?" But after thinking about it, he felt wrong, "Gazi, if my relationship with you is still the same as it was before, and you said you want me to be a Japanese woman, I will be foolish. Don't say it, but it's not right now. Your family's situation is not good, and it's hard to spend your money."
"Hey... you fool, don't underestimate me! Let me tell you, I'm much better than you. I'll let you have sex with you, and when your day is over, I want you to help me with things." Chen Erji doesn't care about this little money, if it was before, then maybe.But it’s different now. Han Feng gave himself [-] yuan, but only [-] yuan was left. This time he rewarded another [-] yuan for his “be brave.” started.
Hu Erlen scratched his head, "There's nothing like this!"
Chen Ergu casually looked around the room, and inadvertently noticed a piece of pork on the bedside bench, which was very fat and greasy.
"Yo, Erga, has the quality of life improved?" Erga pointed to the pork on the bedside bench.When Hu Er was stunned, he hurried over to put away the pork and hid it behind his back with a strange expression.
Chen Ergu saw it and felt strange.Isn't it just to buy a piece of pork?Why do you hide and hide, maybe there is something tricky in it!Chen Ergu suddenly thought of a very disgusting thing, could it be that Hu Erlu was stunned by him...
Chen Ergu ran over, snatched the pork from Hu Erlen's hand, and lifted it up to have a look. Sure enough, Chen Ergu was so frightened that he quickly threw the pork away, and looked at Hu Erlen in horror.
"Idiot, you...you...you...you...you do this thing? You are too worthless, right?" Chen Ergu's words were a bit messy.
The second fool still picked his nostrils, the old man blushed, and laughed twice!
"Gazi, there is no way, there are no women, it's all like this! What do you want me to do? I dare to do things that violate the law, but if it's the kind of thing that rapes a woman, I can't bear it with my conscience."
Chen Erku was angry and hated, "Don't you fucking know that there is a job in this world to be a lady? If you can't hold it back, you just spend some money and find a lady. There is no such thing as you, If you have nothing to do, go to the vegetable market to buy a piece of pork head and come back, dig a hole in it, and you will be regarded as a daughter-in-law?"
"No money! I want to have sex too, but I don't have any money. If that woman crosses her legs, I'll lose dozens of dollars. It's not worth it!" Hu Erlen explained.
Come to think of it, if Hu Erleng had money, would he still be like this?At least he doesn't have to live in this crappy house, and the house won't look like a pigsty, maybe he can get a wife.
Chen Ergu thought about it and sighed.
"You idiot, what about the 1 yuan I gave you?" Chen Ergu asked. "So much, isn't it enough for you?"
"Reluctantly!" Hu Erlen's answer was very straightforward.He would rather dig a hole in the pork than simply give the money to the woman with her legs spread apart.
It's all the fault of money. If you have money, don't you have everything?Life is inseparable from money!Without money, everything is empty talk.
This society is like this, don't talk about ideals, talk about love, leave money, it's all false teeth.Don't argue with me, if you can fall in love with a beggar on the side of the road, I will give you all the thirty cents in my wallet, absolutely!
"Gazi, what do you want from me?" Hu Er said in a daze.
"Let's not talk about this for now. Er Leng, I decided to settle your matter first." Chen Ergu said.
"My business? What can I do?" Hu Erlen didn't understand what Chen Erku was talking about.
"What's the matter? It's about Japanese women! I feel uncomfortable seeing you holding back. I'll take you to the village tomorrow and find a lady for you. I'll pay for it, and you will contribute, how about it?" Chen Ergu said.
Hu Er was stunned, and he didn't realize it for a while, "Gazi really?" But after thinking about it, he felt wrong, "Gazi, if my relationship with you is still the same as it was before, and you said you want me to be a Japanese woman, I will be foolish. Don't say it, but it's not right now. Your family's situation is not good, and it's hard to spend your money."
"Hey... you fool, don't underestimate me! Let me tell you, I'm much better than you. I'll let you have sex with you, and when your day is over, I want you to help me with things." Chen Erji doesn't care about this little money, if it was before, then maybe.But it’s different now. Han Feng gave himself [-] yuan, but only [-] yuan was left. This time he rewarded another [-] yuan for his “be brave.” started.
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