The struggle of the reborn prince

I said 'I'm drunk and I'm happy' Dude, you are too dark, voted for update so late, and it is 12000 words, you are also an old friend, know that I am slow to update, now you sincerely want to kill me, don't you feel more sorry Your consistent support, grit your teeth, shine all my saved manuscripts, please don't do this in the future, it will kill you! !

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"Go away, blocking the way of the imperial envoy is a death penalty!" A yamen servant who opened the way came up waving a whip, intending to disperse the group of 'strong men', and moved the tree branches blocking the way. He thought it was a group of urchins who couldn't see Mount Tai. , I'm already being polite by not using a whip to whip someone.

'Kuuuuuuuuuu' As soon as the yamen servant who opened the way lowered his head, he felt a white light flash in front of his eyes, and a snowball flew out from the woods and hit him on his hand, "Hmph, what are you, dare to touch my king's things, don't Speaking of imperial envoys, even Dabao is passing here, and he will not be able to pass without putting down the money!" A child wearing a bamboo hat and a dagger in his waist came out of the forest shaking his arms and said, it seemed that he was a bandit leader.

"Hey, little rabbit..." The yamen servant was so amused that he opened his mouth to swear, but just halfway through the swearing, his mouth was covered by the team leader.

"Woooooooo what are you doing, leader?" the yamen servant broke away from his hand and asked puzzledly.

"Idiot, have you forgotten about the eldest son of the prefect?" The team leader glared at him and said in a low voice. On the ground, maybe he was hiding among these crowds, and the yamen servant's eyes began to search for the target like radar.

"My lord, I have a string of copper coins here. Buy some candy and let us go there!" The team leader took out a string of money from his pocket, about fifty or sixty cash, and handed it to the "bandit leader" in front of him and said.

"Why did you go so early? You're wasting my king's time. You guys go over!" The bandit leader waved his hand impatiently with the copper coins in his hand, and the two young men immediately stepped forward and moved the branch with difficulty. After the yamen servants who opened the way passed, the branches returned to their original positions.

"F*ck, drive these little bastards away and clear the way!" The captain of the Imperial Army guarding the imperial envoy was so angry when he saw this, the head of the dignified magistrate's yamen actually paid for the robbers to buy a road, and rushed over on horseback drank.

"He scolded us, get him down!" Looking at the captain who was galloping towards him, the 'bandit leader' gave an order, and a rope suddenly bounced from the snow, just catching the horse's leg. Neither the horse nor the people expected There was still an ambush here, and the captain fell down in an inattentive somersault.

"Tie it up!" The captain was covered in heavy armor and his head was swollen from the fall. He couldn't struggle for a while, and a few young men rushed up, pressed their arms and legs, and actually tied him up.

"Tsk tsk, this horse's leg is broken, it's useless, it can only eat meat, what a pity!" A young man looked at the captain's mount struggling to get up and shook his head. Every horse is happy.

"It's the opposite, it's the opposite, it's really a poor country and a bad place, a few bastards dare to block the imperial guards, beat the imperial guards, you are all dead, arrest them all and chop them up!" Mr. Cai said in the car The sedan chair was having fun, and was disturbed by someone, how could he not be angry? Seeing the bandit leader killing people in the street, no, killing horses, he roared even more furiously.

"Haha, there is another person who dares to scold me, let me take him down for questioning!" At this moment, the 'bandit leader' lifted the bamboo hat that covered half of his face and shouted with a big laugh.

The moment Zhao Tong took off his bamboo hat, the government servants sent by the state government all recognized that the child was the current Second Prince Yingtian County King who made a big fuss in the state government government. , he glanced at the team leader gratefully, quickly lowered his head, and silently recited the Taoist mantra of 'you can't see me'.But the pot was boiling in my head. I heard that last time the eldest son of the mansion scolded the prince and was almost beheaded. In the end, the magistrate used hundreds of hectares of land to coax him down. Now this imperial envoy does not know how much money he will spend In order to escape this catastrophe!

"Who is he?" The bound captain of the imperial army raised his face and asked a terrified yamen servant beside him.

"Ah, this is His Royal Highness the Second Prince Yingtian County. Aren't we going there? You don't know him!" The yamen servant looked at the school lieutenant lying at his feet and said, thinking that along the way he rode a horse and walked his legs, you show off your might I'm playing big cards, I scared you today and said, "Did you hit the prince on horseback just now?" The captain shook his head honestly and nodded.

"Then congratulations to you. Last month, the uncle and several subordinates of our Master Futai were dispatched to Lingnan because of this. Now they are still farming with the barbarians. I'm afraid you don't have as much face and money as the magistrate. You probably don't have enough money." It's just a knife 'click', but don't worry, the executioner is my brother, I will tell him to let him give you a good time, and no extra money will be charged!" The yamen servant said in a low voice, but when he looked carefully, the captain had already 'I can't do it', rolled my eyes, foamed, and my legs twitched.

Here, Cai You didn't know what happened, and commanded a group of imperial guards to rush over. Seeing that the prince was about to be arrested, it was too late, and there was another roar in the forest, and four big men charged Come out, "Whoever dares to touch the prince of the county is so impatient!" The leader was Pan Long, staring around, like a reinforced xenon lamp, even Cai You's No. They were even more nervous when they saw it, and put their hands on the handle of the knife.

When the servants in the state capital saw these masters jumping out, they all took a few steps back. The master in charge was a 'fortress bomb' made in the United States. No one could stand it if he touched it. The two brothers who collided with each other spent the whole year in bed.

"You are His Highness the Second Highness?" Cai You's eyes were shaken, but his ears were not deaf. He quickly stopped the guard's next move, moved up by himself, rubbed his eyes and looked at the child in front of him. He was wearing a red brocade jacket, He was wearing buckskin boots, but he was wearing a gold belt and a goldfish bag around his waist. Looking at his face, he said that his son Xiao's mother and daughter Xiao's father, as people around the emperor, how could he not see it.

"Who are you?" While Cai You was sizing up Zhao Tun, Zhao Tun also looked up and down at Cai You. This guy's face is like white jade, his skin is tender, his clothes are gorgeous, his body is full of makeup, and he is in his thirties. The man looked like a mature woman. If he wasn't in the Song Dynasty now, he would have thought Lu Yu'little Shenyang'.

"Oh, the next official is a direct bachelor of the Privy Council, a scholar of Longtuge and a student, who was promoted to the official of the Shangqing Baolu, and the Secretary of the Provincial Two Streets Recording Academy..."

"Speaking of the name, think of you as a doctor of tea and report the name of the dish, you're so wordy!" Zhao Tun said impatiently.

"The next official, Cai You, is named Ju'an!"

"Oh! You are the eldest son of Lao Cai's family. I haven't seen you grow so big in a year!" Zhao Tun nodded and said, feeling cold in his heart. He is the famous instigator in the history of the Song Dynasty, the number one green hat bearer and the first emperor in the imperial court. An actor, not only gave his wife to the emperor to enjoy, but also dedicated his "chrysanthemum" to the emperor.

"Ah?! I'm the next official!" Cai You was taken aback by what Zhao Tun said, and he would hang out with your father in the small dark room every day anyway, so it's fine if you don't call him uncle, and you can't call him big brother. But he actually called my father Lao Cai. Didn't he treat me as a junior? But now I can't explain it, so I can only pinch my nose and recognize it.

"Xiao Cai, just now I heard someone call me a little bastard, is it you?" Zhao Tang raised his hand and grabbed Cai You's shoulder and asked, pulling down.

"It's...it's all because the lower officials have blind eyes and didn't recognize the lord!" Cai You saw the lord pulling herself affectionately, squatted down and said with a charming smile. There are so many people watching the swearing, and you can't let it go if you want to. Besides, he flirted with 'his father' all day long, and it was fine, so he honestly admitted it.

"Oh, you admit it, then you mean that my father is Wang Ba, and my mother is Wang Ba, who gave birth to me a little bastard!" Zhao Tong patted his face and said, Cai You understood now, lord Pulling him was because he was too tall, and it was difficult for him to raise his face and speak, which was definitely not affectionate.The guards next to him couldn't help turning their backs and laughing, but the yamen servants hid further away. Later, the imperial envoy knelt on the street and slapped his mouth. When he saw it, he had to silence it!

"The lower official has no such intentions!" Cai You was taken aback, and changed from squatting to kneeling, and now she was as tall as the prince.He knew in his heart that it was fine for him to play secretly with the emperor, and if he admitted that he intentionally insulted the prince, those judges who disliked him would be happy to write notes all night.

"Why are you still watching, he himself recognized it, tied it up and chopped it up!" Zhao Tun pulled out a knife from the waist of the imperial guard standing by the side, and threw it to Xue Bao who was standing beside him.

"Yes, Second Lord!" Pan Long came up and held Cai You down, knocked off the hat on his head, and stroked the hair on his neck, revealing his snow-white neck. The leopard 'Puff' spat on the palm of his hand, rolled up his sleeves, and was about to carry out the execution with a knife. The people around him were all stupid, and they chopped it off as soon as they said it.

"My lord, please spare me, Mr. Liang, help me, help me..." Cai You's face turned green with fright, even though he was a celebrity in front of the imperial court, a prince who killed himself would at most just seize his title and be imprisoned, but his own If the head falls off, it won't be able to grow, so I can't help but shout for help!

"What are you shouting for? He's very good at chopping, and it doesn't hurt at all!" Zhao Tang reached out and groped in Cai You's arms, and pulled out the big pile of chopsticks, "Cai... Xueshi Cai, you're dead!" , It's useless to keep so much money on your body, and you won't be able to spend it there, I'll exchange it for paper money and burn it for you later!" He said, putting all the money in his arms.

"My lord, this old slave congratulates you!" Zhao Tun was undoing the jade belt on Cai You's waist, thinking that the old thing could hold his breath, and he would not come out after such a toss, but the belt hadn't been untied yet, and finally a voice came from behind. Liang Shicheng's voice.

"Hey, Grandma Liang, you're here too, why did it take me so long to come out! Let me tell you, even if we are old acquaintances, you still have to pay for the road!" He and Liang Shicheng had a double bond in the palace, and their faces could kill flies. The pleats of the jade belt are too memorable, seeing him coming down, Zhao Tun cursed inwardly, hold on for a while, that jade belt will be mine, but he still smiled and said to Liang Shicheng.

"Yes, yes, I'll give it!" Liang Shicheng smiled and took out a one-two small silver coin from his arms and handed it over.

"Well, it's still Grandma Liang who understands the truth, and come to my house for a cup of hot tea later!" Zhao Tang put the silver in his mouth, bit it, threw it to the servant behind him and said, "Zhao Ren, change!"