The struggle of the reborn prince

'Dong...' The sound of the drum sounded again, and now it was midnight, and Zhao Tun, who was lying in his clothes, woke up suddenly. He moved his body and looked up at his surroundings. Although it was only half a month today, he still took photos of his surroundings It was very bright, and the two guards were walking around, looking around vigilantly. Everyone else was asleep, snoring more or less heavily, and the incense candles in the mourning hall were still emitting fire and green smoke, but They have already been replaced, obviously when I was confused, I don't know who did it for me.

"Second Master, you're awake!" Jian Xi, who was sleeping next to Zhao Tang, was very alert, and when the prince moved, he immediately woke up.

"Well, don't move, there are at least three groups of people around us watching us, I don't know if it's an enemy or a friend?" Zhao Tong observed it for a while and said softly.

"Second Master, why can't I see it?" Jian Xi turned over and looked around, except for the lanterns swaying in the cold wind on the palace city, the surrounding shops that were closed, and the cold streets found nothing.

"Idiot, look at that beggar squatting at the corner of the street over there, that shop with lights on, the clock tower on the edge of Miyagi, and the gutter on the edge of the street over there!" Zhao Tong pointed and whispered one by one. .

"I still can't see it, is there anything?" Jian Xi looked again, still confused.

"Hey, look at that beggar first, let's not say that this is the imperial city, you have seen a beggar squatting at the street corner in such a cold night, where the wind is the strongest, isn't he afraid of freezing to death?" Zhao Tian said with a sigh .

"Oh, not to mention the edge of the imperial city, even beggars in Tokyo don't dare to walk around at will, otherwise they would have been captured by the officials of Kaifeng Mansion. At this time, they should hide in a warm place. There is really nowhere to go Those who went were also looking for a doorway, hiding under the eaves, Second Master, your eyes are really poisonous!" Jian Xi nodded and said.

"Well, you can teach a child. If you look at the bell tower, the drums are used to tell the time at night, but there are people flickering on the bell tower. Could it be that he is full enough to go for a walk? He thinks the drums are too loud." I was in a panic, so I hid on the clock tower to watch us, remember that abnormality is a demon, and when you see something that does not conform to common sense, you have to be extra careful!"

"Second Lord, I understand. That shop is an antique shop. The lights are still on at this hour. Unless it's for sex business, it's time to turn off the lights and go to bed long ago, so you said there is something weird there!" Jianxi finally Figured it out, said excitedly.

"Second Lord, how do you know that there are people hiding by the ditch?" Just after Jian Xi finished speaking, Xue Bao, who was sleeping beside him, asked suddenly. It turned out that he was also awake.

"Yeah, second master, tell us, I can't see it either." At this moment, another guard, Qian Chao, also interjected.

At this moment, Zhao Tang looked around again, not only the two of them were not asleep, but everyone was awake, blinking their eyes at him and waiting for the next sentence, "Hee hee, it turns out that everyone woke up from the cold, so I'll find a fun for you first." Let me relieve my boredom, and then explain!" He smiled and said: "Everyone, don't talk, listen to me, you two go to the side of the ditch to pee, that is, the withered flower bush, and urinate hard at the ditch. !"

"Then I'll go first, I'm holding back a lot of urine!" Jian Xi said first.

"Why are you going to join in the fun? You are squatting and peeing!" Zhao Tang patted him on the head and said, "Everyone listen carefully, be careful not to let someone cut your butt, otherwise you will be in the care of Jianxi when you come back !"

"Pfft, puff..." There were fart-like voices all around, "Second Master, I don't want you to scold people like that..." Hearing everyone laughing at him, he said with dissatisfaction.

"I'll go first, I'm going to pee in my pants when I smile!" Xue Bao said, standing up lazily as if he had just woken up, kicking Zhang Hao next to him to let him go with him, and the two adjusted their clothes Walking to Zhao Tun's designated place, he casually unbuttoned his pants and took a pee, but there was no response, and the two of them came back resentfully.

"Old Xue, you have to ask Imperial Physician Wang to prescribe some tonic, it must not be two feet away!" Hong Ba got up and joked that Xue Bao was about to take over.

"Hehe, the colder it is, the harder it is to urinate. Don't laugh at me. Two days ago, I saw my brother and sister bought a few kidneys. Are they mending them?" A little frustrated, but unwilling to admit defeat.

I went to three groups of people in a row, but there was still no movement, "This kid can really bear it!" Zhao Tang was a little annoyed, didn't he make a fool of himself, and wanted to make fun of him, but now it seems that he is making fun of himself. He stood up, slipped off his pants, stood up and prepared to go out in person.

"Second Lord, let's go, don't put yourself in danger!" Pan Long said while pulling Zhao Tong back.

"No, I have to go and see what this kid has become, even if I soaked in a boy's urine, he will show his original shape!" Zhao Tuo quit and insisted on going, Pan Long had no choice but to follow, but felt that it was not safe enough , and called Hong Ba and Xue Bao who had urinated, and the four walked towards that side in a dangling manner.

"You **** are dogs, find a place to pee!" At this moment, a person jumped out of the flowers, pointed at them, cursed, and ran away.

"Haha, you have the guts to come back tomorrow, I invite you to eat shit!" Seeing the man jumping out and cursing, several people were stunned for a moment, then laughed, and Pan Long even cursed back.

The kid who was poured out of urine was originally a spy of the Imperial City Department, and he was ordered to come here today to monitor their movements.At the beginning, when Xue Bao and the others came to urinate, he thought it was exposed. He was nervous for a long time and only took two peeings. In order to complete the task, he endured it, and then came two more, and he couldn't bear it. , Do you think it is the night when the dripping water turns into ice, what is it like to pour a few bubbles of hot urine on your head and face, and then form a small ice ball? But think about the rewards for today's missions, and the successor is coming soon. Prepare to persevere. Unexpectedly, four more came over, and the direction of walking was obviously aimed at him again. No matter how strong his mental endurance was, he couldn't bear it. He felt even more unlucky when he heard the scolding. It turned out that he had been exposed long ago. Just for fun, he staggered so angry that he almost vomited blood!

Several people returned to the crowd, and everyone was still having fun. Seeing that no one was sleepy, Zhao Tuo ordered everyone to sit in front of the coffin and light up the burning paper bought during the day. Only then did everyone understand why the prince insisted on buying it. Such a large cart of paper was burned, and I dare to keep it as firewood at night. It seems that he had planned it in advance!

"Hey! Brother, come here and enjoy the fire, don't freeze to death!" Seeing the beggars at the street crossing kept looking in this direction, Hong Ba shouted at him.

"Come on, I'm exposed too!" The beggar understood as soon as he heard the voice, don't wait for someone to invite you, run!He walked away, and saw that the lights in the shop were immediately extinguished, leaving only the kid on the bell tower secretly rejoicing that he was in the imperial city, otherwise he would have to go back to fight the board, but he was only half happy, and felt that the sight in front of him Hei, who didn't know what hit him on the face, "Mother, it's not safe here, they have insiders in the palace!" This was the only thought he had when he passed out.

"Second Master, tell me how you found out?" A group of people asked while warming up to the fire.

"It's very simple!" Zhao Tuo said with a sigh of relief. Seeing the water vapor that the prince spit out, he understood now. These people couldn't help secretly praising, our prince's eyes are really thieves. Although there is a moon, we can see that a person more than 30 steps away The water vapor is not something everyone can do.

The burning paper was quickly ignited, and Zhao Tang threw the burning paper one by one into the brazier. Suddenly, the "little match girl" written by Andersen flashed in his mind, and his current situation was so similar to her. Outside the house, in the howling cold wind, she could only rely on burning paper money to keep warm, but she was luckier than her. She only had a few boxes of matches, but she had a large cart of burning paper.

As the fire intensified, Zhao Tang couldn't care less about feeling sorry for himself, and threw small stacks of burning paper into it, but this stuff was too burning, and before people warmed up, the fire burned out. So, he simply asked everyone to set up bundles of paper and burn them like a bonfire.

"Jianxi keep some candles, enough for tonight, and throw the rest into the fire!" Zhao Tang felt that it was not satisfying, so he put the remaining ten or so arm-thick candles into the fire, The paper was covered with melted wax oil, and the fire was strong and resistant to burning. Now it's over, a group of people roasted their chests and backs around the fire, and their bodies are all hot!

"Empress, my son, I will give you money and flowers. Don't be so frugal when you go there. Not only will you make the emperor unhappy, but you will also make yourself depressed, and you will lose your life early..." Zhao While burning, he murmured, and he calculated, according to the current saying, a piece of paper money can be exchanged for a consistent amount of money in the underworld, and if he burns it like this, he can burn 800 million coins in one night, and there are still seven days before the grand ceremony. After a few more nights of burning by myself, the stack of copper coins is estimated to be as high as Mount Everest. The queen just wants to build another Tokyo city in the underworld!

Just when Zhao Tun was thinking about it, everyone was so happy that they were warming up to the fire. When they got excited, half a carload of burnt paper was added to the fire. It was so blazing that it lit up the night sky of the entire imperial city, so that everyone had to back away from the heat. After a few steps, they formed a circle from afar.He inadvertently looked up and looked around, and suddenly found lanterns shaking back and forth on several high grounds, and then heard a burst of chaotic footsteps, and looked at the street intersection, several groups of people armed with various weapons surrounded them. Less than two hundred.

"Damn it, they're not going to learn from the old Americans and send the police to launch an operation in the early morning to forcefully clear the camp set up by the Occupy Wall Street protesters in Zuccotti Park!" What just happened in the past, they didn't dare to touch me during the day, they wanted to get me away at night, there's no way for the mother, "Attention everyone, if someone comes, be on the alert, whoever dares to touch us, beat us to death, don't be polite!" Zhao Tama shouted loudly.

At this moment, the guards also realized that something was wrong, and immediately surrounded Zhao Tian in the center, and took out all kinds of weapons, ranging from three-section cudgels to small daggers, and some were carrying soft whips, iron rulers, and Pan Long. In his hand is a short-handled sledgehammer, I don't know where he hid it just now, anyway, it definitely won't fit in the crotch!

I’m sorry for the friends who have been supporting Woxin. The update speed of Woxin is too slow, but there is no way to do it now. Friends who have jobs know that the end of the year is the time when there are the most things, especially those who sit in the office. Endless work report, year-end summary, work plan for the coming year, after the manager’s writing, write to the deputy manager, after the deputy manager’s writing, the chairman is here again... What a terrible word, please Please bear with me a little bit!