The Lin family monster grows up

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"Lin Banruo, what the hell do you know?" Qin Junqiu came to his senses at this moment, the aunt this bastard was talking about was not the invisible killer aunt who tortured women at all!

"Your disease is maternally inherited, and someone in your aunt's generation should have suffered from this disease!" Lin Banruo's expression suddenly became serious, and he pinched his brows and said, "Do you feel that every other person is suffering from this disease?" There will be a burning pain in Yue's lower abdomen? Do you feel that the strength in your body is getting stronger every month? Do you feel that your temper and mood are becoming more and more uncontrollable?"

"how do you know?"

The symptoms the kid said were all in line.Now Qin Junqiu finally found out that this underpants thief whom he hadn't seen for six years had transformed unfathomably.

"I am a doctor, and hanging the pot to help the world is my purpose."

Lin Banruo grinned, originally looking down at the woman who had insulted him with the attitude of watching the show, but now knowing her true identity, Lin Banruo felt that it was necessary for him to speed up the process of this incident.

Phoenix Nirvana, this is the real Phoenix Nirvana!

At present, there are five origins in China, namely, Emperor Heaven in the East, Houtu in the West, Phoenix in the South, Dragon Clan in the North, and Zhantai in the Middle.

2000 years ago, the five origins belonged to the same gate, known as the Holy Gate. After 1000 years, the Holy Gate split into three gates and five origins.These include the Longevity Gate, the Yinyang Gate, and the Hehuan Gate.

At the beginning, the fairy sister brought herself into the holy gate, gave her the secret order of the holy gate, and took over the positions of the master of the longevity gate and the Yinyang gate. Didn't she just hope that one day she could unify the holy gate and rebuild its glory?

But now, Emperor Tian, ​​the descendants of the Phoenix appeared, Lin Banruo felt that there was a little hope for this tiny vision, and originally planned to use the Peacock Princess taught by Zhan Tai to disturb the world, but now it seems unnecessary!

Lin Banruo took out a loess-colored double-layer cotton cloth that she carried with her, and suddenly inserted three silver needles about ten centimeters long into each layer. She squinted her black and slender eyes and stared at Qin Junqiu's surprised face. , slowly said: "Actually, your illness is not serious at all."

"Not serious? Lin Banruo, you are right!"

As if hearing the funniest joke in the world, Qin Junqiu sneered.

It's not serious, my aunt will not be able to bear this kind of soul tearing pain and kill herself with a gun!It's not serious, grandpa will do everything possible to prevent himself from being a police officer, just because the disease intensifies with the fight!It's not serious, Mr. Zhiye, who is a master of di du, will be helpless!It's not serious, I will endure this inhuman torture every month!It's not serious, I will give up my beloved police profession and devote myself to this extremely boring education field!  …

"Don't you believe me?" Lin Banruo rubbed his nose and smiled, "Just now, if I hadn't stirred up your anger and had a good fight with you, would you have recovered so quickly?"

"But Mr. Zhiye told me that if you have this disease, you should avoid getting angry, otherwise your life may be in danger." Qin Junqiu stared at Lin Banruo closely. To be honest, she herself believed in Lin Banruo a little bit, but she had a vague feeling that this kid was not Very reliable.After all, no matter how powerful he becomes, can he compare to Mr. Zhiye who has been immersed in Yin medicine for decades?

"Really? If he really told you, then let me tell you, he is an idiot!"

Every other month, the fire burns and forges the mind. Every other month, the pain intensifies, and the strength in the body becomes stronger every other month. Otherwise, how could this woman hit me so easily just now? teacher's body.

Lin Banruo raised her eyebrows. After enduring ninety-nine and 81 times of pain, and going through the final calamity of life and death, this violent queen will be reborn as a phoenix and reborn on the other side.

Now, Nine Nine 81 months is approaching!If it makes her become a member of Phoenix, then it is not difficult to use her to find the trace of Phoenix!

The supreme phoenix group, I am full of expectations for you now!

Lin Banruo raised the corners of her mouth and muttered in her heart.

"Hmph, it's up to you to decide whether others are stupid or not?"

No matter how different this kid becomes, in Qin Junqiu's heart, this kid is still the wretched boy who stole underwear six years ago.

"Okay, since you don't agree that he is an idiot, just pretend I didn't say it."

That man's wrong diagnosis caused Qin Junqiu to lose his most beloved Jing costume. Lin Banruo has no doubt that this old maid can become a violent queen who has caused great harm to her young heart. That man named Mr. Zhiye will definitely pay for it. most of the responsibility.Lin Banruo didn't know if the man made a wrong diagnosis on purpose, but he swore that if he saw him next time, he would reward him with luxurious hot pot.

"Let's get down to business, listen to your tone, is there a cure for my illness?"

At this moment, Qin Junqiu had also let go of her prestige as a teacher, and her sharp and thorny tone dropped slightly. Although she was sure that Lin Banruo did not have the strength of Mr. Zhiye, she was still willing to give it a try.Even if there is only one chance in a thousand, she is willing to give it a try!Miracles are always created by others, either he or you!

"Take a stab at it, maybe it will work."

Lin Banruo suddenly thought of a line from a certain TV series.

"What?" Qin Junqiu looked puzzled.

"Of course it's acupuncture points. There are four yin needles, four yang needles, four general needles, eight magic needles, nine-turn Huanyang needles, twelve Ma Danyang needles, thirteen Guimen needles..."

Lin Banruo spoke eloquently, but he didn't tell the Shenxuan Qizhen, which leads all acupuncture techniques. This supreme and lawless acupuncture technique must be driven by true energy, and only those closest to him are worthy of knowing.And Lin Banruo himself can only activate one needle at a time when he has reached the ninth-level fighter body.

"What does interest work?"

Qin Junqiu was more and more confused by Lin Banruo.

"As the saying goes, one injection is better than ten medicines. Acupuncture and cupping will cure half of the disease." Lin Banruo narrowed her eyes, "As long as you persist for a few months, your so-called illness will definitely disappear."

This woman, as long as she lives through the last three months, as long as she survives life and death, it is not impossible for the phoenix to nirvana.

"It will be healed if you really prick it?"

Qin Junqiu frowned, subconsciously, she still didn't want to believe that this kid could so easily handle her terminally ill patient who had been haunting her for nearly ten years.

Lin Banruo shook his head, with a strange smile hanging on the corner of his mouth, "As the saying goes, it is better to prescribe ten doses of medicine and not move the needle for one minute, as long as you follow the medicine list I gave, you will definitely be cured of your illness. "

If it hurts, it hurts more thoroughly!Without some strong medicine, this woman will not easily survive life and death.

"Are you going to get an injection or take medicine?"

Qin Junqiu slapped his palm on the desk, is this kid playing with himself?

"Take medicine, take medicine!" Lin Banruo picked up a pen and wrote down all the names of the most poisonous Chinese medicines in the world on a clean white paper. Only Zhiyang Zhigang can fully awaken the Yin and soft Phoenix blood.

"You fool me?"

Seeing the rows of large characters on it that makes people feel headache: mercury, arsenic, raw croton, mylabris green lady, toad... Qin Junqiu immediately became angry, these are deadly poisons, you must really follow Lin Banruo to eat It's gone, how can I have a chance!

"Believe it or not?"

It was almost school time, Lin Banruo remembered the agreement with that little girl Liu Linlang, the second injection of Shenxuan, to remove rot and vitality!He has to leave! !

"Who allowed you to leave? The test papers are finished? There are still 10 minutes, Lin Banruo, come back!" As if feeling that he was being tricked by Lin Banruo, Qin Junqiu glared at him, and the only good feelings he had for him disappeared. People once again resumed the posture of the needle tip facing the wheat awning.

"Women are really fickle, and they are ruthless!"

Lin Banruo returned to her seat pitifully, picked up the pen, and quickly sketched.

After 10 minutes, Lin Banruo threw the test paper in Qin Junqiu's hand, raised the corners of his lips, and walked away.

"This guy has really changed!"

Qin Junqiu checked Lin Banruo's test paper against the specified answers inch by inch, and found that the kid answered all the questions correctly.Full marks, absolute full marks! Complete a set of CET-10 test papers belonging to the university in [-] minutes!She is simply a perverted monster! !

A white and stylish BMW x6 was parked at the main gate of Yushu High School, and a charming beauty who was not all-powerful but was enough to fascinate stood beside the BMW door.

This beauty is wearing a beautiful red pleated skirt, her jet-black hair is loose and her cheeks are slightly glowing under the pouring sunlight. The slender and beautiful legs are as white as jade, and the ten lush toes are stepped in the high-heeled sandals. For those nerds who control beautiful legs and beautiful feet, it is undoubtedly a huge doubt, but when they see this expensive car next to her The witty Sao Nian who planned to go up to hook up with him immediately flinched again.

BMW beauties are all over the road!

Gradually, there are more and more passing students watching. They want to see who is worthy of waiting for this superb Bai Fumei? !