Stormy Weather Emperor

"Waste body!!!"

As if it was the neighing of a devil, all the diners in the small restaurant trembled, looking at the red-haired boy who was eating calmly with fear.Everyone didn't expect that the barren body that had been raging in the South China Sea actually appeared here, and no matter how eye-catching the disciples of the Holy Land were, the battle was imminent.Quietly, the diners all ran out of the small restaurant, for fear of being affected.

Gu Dao stood up, turned his back to the undao disciple, and said, "Do you know? Your actions are no different from suicide! Twelve people still want to kill me?"

"Hmph! We don't know that the disciples of the Holy Land are all nearby, and everyone will rush to support at the command. Moreover, other forces are also nearby, you will be unable to fly today!"

The leading disciple said proudly that the forces were nearby, and he had no fear at all.

"In that case..."

Gu Dao finished his sentence halfway, and the next moment, he picked up Youjia and ran away, leaving the tavern in a blink of an eye.

"Hey! Goodbye!"

The scarecrow got up, greeted the disciples who didn't know the truth, and then disappeared. Six hands, rocks, and earworms also followed and left. [

"%￥#... ran away!"

The disciples who didn't know Dao were all dumbfounded, Gu Dao, who has always been strong, fled in embarrassment at this time.The lead disciple's face was gloomy, "Chase!"

"stop!"

Suddenly there was a shout in the empty small restaurant, the undao disciple who had just taken a few steps turned his head, and a man with plaster casts on his legs and crutches looked at them with a righteous face.Bai Chi said: "As a righteous swordsman, I can't see the evil running rampant in my eyes. I will use the sword of justice..."

"What the hell!"

Disciple Budao dismissed Bai Chi, turned around and chased him out.

"Don't leave! A duel with the righteous swordsman!"

Bai Chi ran out on crutches, his legs and feet were inconvenient, and he fell on the ground with a somersault.

……

"Master Gu Dao, why didn't you kill them in the tavern?"

Liu Shou asked Gu Dao suspiciously.

Gu Dao ran very slowly, looking back from time to time while running, and said: "My purpose is to lure them out. There are more disciples from the forces there. If I do something, it will definitely attract more forces to participate. At that time, I will really It’s very difficult to get out of it unscathed.”

"Wouldn't it cause more trouble if they summoned forces on the road?" Pan Shi said.

"Why would an ungodly disciple who is eager for quick success give up this opportunity to others? I acted so weak that they were so arrogant that they didn't know how much they weighed." Gu Dao said with a faint smile, looking back, smiling He became even more interested, "Look, they are coming!"

The actions of the disciples who don't know Tao are exactly in Gu Dao's arms, as long as they come, there will be no return for them. [

"Ahh! Don't chase me anymore, I'm not a deserted body, I'm just a poor boy passing by here..."

Gu Dao ran towards the port, in order to let the disciples who did not follow him catch up with him, Gu Dao deliberately stopped and shouted.

"If we kill the barren body, we will immediately stand out in the Holy Land of Immorality, and the Holy Master will look at us with new eyes!"

"I didn't expect us to be so lucky! We encountered a deserted body on the first day we came to Ghost Island."

"Flying to the top, just around the corner!"

"Don't say anything, the barren body is so weak, we must kill Gu Dao secretly!"

As Gu Dao had expected, the disciples who didn't know the way were blinded by the benefits one by one, and completely forgot how much they weighed.

"Hurry up and catch up! The waste body has run into the alley! Let's catch the turtle in one urn!"

Disciples of No Way chase after him, seeing Gu Dao turning into a small alley, he is overjoyed secretly.

After Gu Dao stopped, he looked at this quiet and remote alley, and said with a smile: "This place is good, let's start here!"

"Master Gu Dao, I have a good idea. There is no need to kill these little bastards." Liushou looked at the approaching unreasonable disciple, and suddenly smirked, "The sacred art of earworms can confuse the mind, there is no need to Worried that they will reveal our whereabouts, we can..."

After listening to Liu Shou's suggestion, Gu Dao nodded, "What a good idea."

"Hey! Let me see where you are going!"

The twelve undao disciples looked at Gu Dao proudly, and approached Gu Dao step by step, as if they were determined by Gu Dao.

"I'm not running!"

Gu Dao disappeared in place in a flash, passing through the crowd of disciples, and after a burst of screams, everyone lay on the ground.

……

The night came quietly, and the small ghost island seemed extraordinarily quiet in the night.A few figures flashed outside the port, and after a while, these figures left again, and these figures were Gu Dao and others.

Gu Dao said with a smile: "There will be a good show tomorrow!"

There were 12 people hanging from a big tree in the port, lined up, all of them were naked, unconscious and unconscious.

call……

Although the island is very calm at night, the sea breeze is blowing. The residents on the island seldom go out at night because the sea breeze is too cold.

"It's so cold..."

The undao disciples who were hung on the tree were woken up one by one by the sea breeze, and the sea breeze hit them, making them tremble.

"Why are we here?"

"Fuck, why are we naked!"

The twelve undao disciples were at a loss. What puzzled them the most was that they were actually hung on a tree and pulled out naked.What happened, why was he stripped naked and hung from a tree?But their minds were empty, and their memories stayed at the moment they entered the tavern, and they couldn't remember what happened after that.

"Who the hell did it! Such a big hatred with us!"

The leader of the undao disciples shouted out in confusion.

"I'm about to freeze to death! Who the hell is this wicked!"

"Although there are no people now, there will be many people at the port tomorrow morning. Our bare buttocks are so embarrassing!"

"It doesn't matter if it's hung up, what's the point of stripping naked? I haven't even touched a woman, but the bird is seen!"

"It's okay for the elders to be looked down upon, but there's no one to save them when they're hanging here. How long will it count! It's so cold that you're shivering."

"Tomorrow... we're probably going to be famous. Not only are we ashamed, but we are also ashamed if we don't know the Holy Land... Did you see the words on us!"

"Disciples of the Holy Land of the Unreasonable" were written on the bodies of these twelve undoing disciples. Although it was impossible to tell which force they were naked, these words clearly proved their identities. For a holy place, the disciples were hanged On the tree, and bare buttocks, it is suspected to be a great insult and provocation to the Holy Land.The point is, they don't even know who the murderer is.

"Help! Who will save us!"

"Come on, don't open your mouth to talk, hasn't the northwest wind eaten enough!"

The undao disciple who was hanged complained and was angry, the leading undao disciple said.

"It's over..."

Suddenly, the expression of the disciple who was hung in the first place changed, and his legs were involuntarily clamped.

"What's wrong?" asked the disciple beside him.

"I...I want to take a shit!" The disciple of No Way said with difficulty.

"Then pull it! There is nothing to be embarrassed about!"

"Pooping and urinating is a reasonable metabolism that goes on every day. Are we still laughing at you?"

"You can't tell, who wants to shit in a while, you can set a precedent! Then no one will be embarrassed!"

"Masters are blushing because of shit, are you ashamed? Are you ashamed! Are you ashamed!"

Hearing that the first disciple was going to shit, the undao disciples who approached began to scold him.

"This is what you asked me to pull, don't regret it..."

The disciple who didn't know how to hold back his face was flushed red, and his stomach was full of discomfort.

"Pull it, real ink blot!"

"Puff...Puff...Puff...Puff...Puff..."

The undao disciple pouted his buttocks like a machine gun.

"I%#&...your position is a fucking outlet!"

"Damn! I'm so far away and sprayed on me!"

"I shouldn't have turned my head, the wind hit me in the face, fuck it, it smells so good..."

"You mother, take it easy! Diarrhea didn't wait for the wind to stop, it sprayed me all over!"

"Okay, everyone has a share, not just you..."

The first unreasonable disciple sprayed shit, and the next eleven unreasonable disciples were all messed up, which made everyone very angry.

"The wind is so cold to the stomach, everyone is sorry. Brother, let's be considerate..."

The shitty disciple felt much better, he said sorry.What responded to him was a burst of cursing. This disciple didn't have a single complaint, and he didn't answer back.

"No, my stomach is getting excited too!"

The second undao disciple's stomach also growled.

"I %#&...don't!!!"

The disciple behind turned pale, and hurriedly shook his head and shouted.

"Puff...Puff...Puff...Puff...Puff..."

They were answered by a steady stream of yellow goo.

The first undao disciple breathed a sigh of relief, and secretly called luck, "I only have to slander others, and no one can slander me..."

"Brothers in the back, I'm sorry, I also caught a cold in my stomach!"

"Puff...Puff...Puff...Puff...Puff..."

"I can't help it either... I'll try my best to push my butt up..."

"Puff...Puff...Puff...Puff...Puff..."

After that, the fourth, fifth, sixth...

The last one, covered in yellow goo, cried, "If everyone pulls once, then I'll be sprayed eleven times... all bullied on my head, who the hell should I spray! Wind, blow in a different direction, let me erupt once! "