Stormy Weather Emperor

()013-10-05

After entering the Tianlong Auction House, Gu Dao bought a hat to cover up his conspicuous red hair, and let Liu Shou perform a "plastic surgery" for free. At this time, Gu Dao finally had one percent of Xiao Erdagger's ugliness.Gu Dao found a VIP room and sat down. The environment here is comfortable, beautiful and elegant, and the glass windows are spotlessly wiped. Not only can he see the audience clearly, but it also makes the auction of items more interesting.

"Sir, do you need any special service?"

After knocking on the door lightly, a service lady came in. She was tall and had a sweet smile. She bowed slightly, revealing a piece of snow on her chest, which made people think.

Gu Dao felt that the service lady seemed to be implying something to him. Could there be hidden services here?

"Master Gu Dao, I want to drink chicken blood!"

Six Hands yelled in Gu Dao's ear.

Gu Dao paused for a moment, and then said: "Here's a chicken, not...a cup of chicken blood!" After the embarrassment at Nei You Chicken Restaurant, Gu Dao became obviously smarter, and he didn't dare to say ambiguous words anymore.

"I'm sorry, sir, we don't have chicken blood, only... chicken!"

The waitress was taken aback for a moment, and when she spoke, her face was a little unnatural, with a slight blush.

"Live chicken or eaten chicken?"

Gu Dao spoke cautiously.

"It's all..." The waitress blushed even more.

"Ahem, live chickens won't..." Gu Dao coughed dryly, and said, "Could it be you?"

"what?"

The waitress quickly shook her head and said, "Sir, don't tease me, I, I'm not a casual person..."

"..."

Gu Dao wiped the cold sweat off his forehead, his face was embarrassed, and he said: "You look nervous, your face is flushed, I thought you were..."

"I'm sorry, sir, I need to pee..."

The service lady blushed, it was hard to hide it, but Tianlong Auction House required that the service lady be considerate of every customer, try her best to meet all the requirements of the customer, and try her best to cooperate even if she broke the bottom line, since Gu Dao asked the question, the service lady did not It makes no sense.

Gu Dao smiled, luckily he didn't hide the service, he didn't like this one, and said: "Then get a live chicken!"

The waitress' expression changed, her eyes flickered, and after a moment of hesitation, she whispered, "Sir, do you want chicken?"

"Of course it's chicken!"

As soon as this kind of occasion came, Liu Shou clamored to drink chicken blood, and Gu Dao had no choice but to meet Liu Shou's request.

"Sir, wait a moment!"

The waitress left in a hurry after finishing speaking.

After a while, the waitress brought a plate, no chicken, not even a dead chicken, just a bloody chicken butt.

"This……"

Gu Dao was a little speechless, did he make a mistake, what he wanted was a live chicken, but what he got served was a chicken butt.

The waitress blushed purple, buried her head on her chest, and said shyly: "Sir, I have tried my best, the penis of the dick you want is inside...you take it yourself...I really can't do it! "

"I want a live chicken..."

"You said you want a live chicken..."

"..."

The black lines all over the valley road, countless grass mud horses ran past from the heart. "I want a live chicken, no..."

"Sir, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I... misheard! I'll grab you a live chicken from the kitchen!"

The waitress was ashamed and apologized repeatedly.

After a while, the service lady came into the room with a big rooster that was alive and kicking. She said, "Sir, is it right this time?"

"Um……"

Gu Dao nodded.

"Sir, do you want any special service?"

"……you can go now."

"Sir, although there is some misunderstanding, please don't give me a bad review, give me a good review!"

"I'll give you a good review, go at ease!"

After the waitress left, Gu Dao breathed a sigh of relief, and he had a deep feeling in his heart that some words really couldn't be read together.

"Haha! I can finally drink chicken blood!"

Six Hands was so happy that he jumped off Gu Dao's shoulder and started sucking the blood of the big rooster. In a blink of an eye, the big rooster became a mummy. Six Hands said contentedly, "The chicken blood is still delicious!"

"Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule to participate in the auction. On behalf of Tianlong Auction House, I would like to thank you. Without further ado, today's auction will officially start! The first auction is a 3000-year-old rare plant. This rare plant made in……"

At this time, the seat below suddenly became quiet. An old man came up to the stage, and without saying anything, he introduced a rare plant, and then said: "The base price of this rare plant is 5000 yuan. Auction!"

"Five thousand five hundred yuan stones!"

"7000 yuan stone!"

"Seven thousand five hundred yuan stones!"

"1 yuan stone!"

……

"One time for 1 yuan stone! Two times for 1 yuan stone! Three times for 1 yuan stone! Deal! Congratulations to No. 159 for winning this item."

……

Gu Dao did not offer an offer. A 3000-year-old rare plant is of little value to Gu Dao. If it is a 5000-year-old rare plant, Gu Dao will definitely take it.

After that, the successive auctions were all things that Gu Dao didn't care about.

At this time, the old man brought up a piece of purple metal, which was rectangular in shape and about a finger thick, with dense small characters engraved on the front and back. Gu Dao was too far away to see it clearly, and Gu Dao became interested in it. The hope in my heart is a peerless magic.

The old man said: "This is a piece of Zijin 520 novel, because there are characters engraved on it, but these characters are not modern characters. After experts identify, they may be characters from the ancient times. No one in the world understands them. What is recorded on it may be a secret. It may also be a peerless divine art, and those who are interested in ancient writing can bid to go back and study it."

"Study a bird egg! It's been tens of thousands of years, what's there to study!"

"Even if what is recorded in the Zijin Book is a peerless divine art, who can decipher the ancient text? This thing is worthless at all!"

"That's right, peerless magic that can't decipher text is useless at all!"

"Who would spend primordial stones to buy Zijin Books in ancient characters that they can't understand and go back to study them!"

The bidders below said dissatisfiedly, what are they doing with such broken things.

"Writing from the ancient times?"

Gu Dao felt a little disappointed and couldn't help shaking his head.

The Daowen ancient book owned by Gu Dao is recorded in ancient characters, and so far only the first-level exercises have been deciphered.It is impossible to decipher the following exercises, and the ancient Daowen book is just waste paper.Deciphering the ancient text has become a difficult problem for Gu Dao at present.However, Gu Dao didn't have the whereabouts of the second Dao pattern, so he wasn't in a hurry.Now, another purple gold book from the ancient times appeared, and Gu Dao felt that there was no need to cause trouble for himself, so he planned not to bid for this purple gold book.

Liu Shou thought for a while, and said: "Master Gu Dao, I think it can be photographed. Since the master has deciphered the first-level exercises in the ancient Daowen book, then there are people in the world who can decipher the ancient characters. Now, people think that they cannot decipher the ancient characters." And underestimated its value, what if the Zijin Book records a great technique or magical technique? As long as you find someone who can decipher the ancient text, young master, you will find a treasure!"

"The things recorded in Zijin Book are absolutely extraordinary. But..."

After thinking for a long time, Gu Dao made up his mind to bid for Zijin Book. If the price is too high, Gu Dao will give up the auction without hesitation.

The voice below, the old man could hear clearly, the text on the Zijin book is worthless if it cannot be deciphered, but he smiled and said: "Although the text may not be decipherable, but don't ignore one thing, this is Zijin! South China Sea area Unlimited, the rare treasures are like the stars in the sky, there are countless, and all kinds of strange mines are also famous for a long time. Zijin comes from the South China Sea, and it is even more rare among the rare mines. Such a large piece of purple gold is enough to refine many holy artifacts."

"Pull it down! Top refining materials! Who in the mainland can still refine weapons, even if you take pictures of this thing, it's just a display!"

"This rubbish thing! I can't decipher the text, I can't refine the weapon, I only make a two-word evaluation, rubbish!"

"Don't the auction house have anything to auction? How dare you use this kind of thing to fool people!"

The dissatisfaction of the bidders below is getting louder and louder.

The old man couldn't hold back his face anymore, it was the first time he encountered such an embarrassing scene.

Although this Zijin book is a rare and good thing, and the things recorded may be eye-catching magic arts, but if the text cannot be deciphered, it is of no value, and the value of Zijin itself is only limited to refining weapons, and only after a preliminary understanding of the rules of heaven can it be used. Refining magic weapons, without the cultivation base of the ladder level, you can't refine weapons, and spending prime stones to buy purple gold books, it's better to hire some strong people to take risks in the ruins.

After a moment of silence, the old man said: "Zijinshu, the reserve price of the auction is 100 million yuan."

In terms of the size and weight of Zijinshu, the value of Zijin alone exceeds 5000 million yuan ore, but because it cannot be refined, the price can only be reduced to 100 million yuan ore.

After the old man made a bid, the audience was silent, and no one bid. This is probably the first time that Tianlong Auction House has encountered the embarrassment of being cold.

"Is it true that there is no one bidding? It seems that Zijin Book is about to pass the auction..."

The old man sighed in his heart, it was the first time he was so powerless as an auctioneer for so many years.

"One million yuan stone..."

A voice that seemed to take a long time to decide to shoot suddenly broke the quiet situation.

"There are really idiots bidding! This thing is useless at all!"

"There are idiots every year, especially today..."

"It seems that this bidder has so many primordial stones that he can throw them around at will! One million yuan stones, just throw it away!"

The bidders in the audience felt sorry and resentful. They wished Zijin would fail the auction. This kind of thing that deceives the public should not be put on the auction again.

"100 million yuan stone once! 100 million yuan stone twice! 100 million yuan stone three times! Deal! Congratulations to the owner of the VIP private room No. 35 for winning the Zijin Book!"

For the first time in so many years, the old man scrambled to hammer the hammer, for fear that the homeowner would change his mind and give up bidding.

The old man rejoiced in his heart: "It's finally sold out, and it hasn't left a stain on my career as an auctioneer."

Six Hands said ecstatically, "Master Gu Dao, you've made a lot of money this time! One million yuan stone bought Zijin worth more than 100 million yuan!"

Gu Dao nodded, and said: "In terms of Zijin's value, it's really a bargain. I bet 100 million yuan of stones, and if I can decipher the ancient characters on the Zijin Book, I will make a lot of money. Even if I can't decipher, I won't." Unfortunately, I will eventually become a strong person in the Heavenly Staircase Realm, and I will definitely need these natural materials and earthly treasures to refine my Taoist artifacts in the future!"

Gu Dao didn't want to bid for the Purple Gold Book, but its value was beyond imagination, and Gu Dao felt that it was not a loss to spend 100 million yuan on a risk.

Afterwards, the old man auctioned several items in succession, among which was an attack spell, which attracted Gu Dao's interest, but the price soared all the way, surpassing Gu Dao's psychological defense line, and finally had to give up.

At this time, there was a knock on the door. Immediately afterwards, the service lady led a dozen big men in. They were all sweating profusely and panting from exhaustion. The things they brought in were Zijin books.

The Zijin 520 novel is about the same size. Although it is not big, it weighs three thousand catties. It is impossible for ordinary people to carry it. These ten or so strong and strong men have to use up their old strength to carry it. It looks very funny. A small book can wear out a bunch of people.

"Sir, this is the Zijin book you bid for, please pay."

The waitress said with a smile.

Gu Dao handed a storage bag to the service lady, and the service lady took the big men and left after counting.

"Eh? This is... Xiaochongwen!"

Gu Dao's eyes suddenly paused, this piece of purple gold is not smooth and straight but has many small bumps, each bump is crooked like a small bug.Gu Dao's face became shocked. These bumps are not ancient characters, but Xiaochong characters used by the South China Sea aquarium 8 years ago.