God Killer

() Outside came the slightly hoarse cry of the military sword stabbed by the Northern Army: "Open the door, open the door!"

This guy knocked on the door loudly. Zheng Xian is actually quite sensitive at this time, for fear that he will show his feet at some point, and the sixth department of business will know that he is a cultivator. , but this military sword has always been like this, knocking on the door has always been with your feet.

He has no tutor and no self-cultivation, and I don't know how he got out of the army.

Shouldn't there be a report at the door?

Zheng Xian concentrated and held his breath, everything outside the gate was clearly detected by perception, then Zheng Xian showed a helpless expression and opened the gate.

Jun Jian, who was full of forehead tattoos, walked in from the outside holding a lot of snacks. Obviously, this time he knocked on the door with his feet.

Behind the military sword is the military thorn, and he is carrying several big bags with a smile, and the smell of meat comes out of it.

Zheng Xian has such a sensitive nose that he can tell at a sniff that this bag contains roast chicken, roast duck, grilled fish, kebabs, beef skewers, squid skewers, in short, all the meat that can be found is probably found.

Behind the army sword is naturally a one-eyed army knife. The army knife did not have idle hands, holding four boxes of liquor, and a big cloth bag was hung around the neck. The bag was carried on the back, and the bag was full of beer. .

This beer bag is as tall as a person, and the cans of beer in it are full, at least a hundred or so.

These three guys almost walked in with the three mountains of Snack Mountain, Meat Mountain and Wine Mountain, that is, the entrance is big enough, otherwise it would be absolutely impossible for the three of them to enter the house!

Behind them followed No. [-] and No. [-]. The two women were empty-handed and took nothing. They were still dressed in the style of the military camp, with a heroic appearance.

The saber, saber, and saber dropped their things, glanced up and down at Zheng Xian, then turned and left.

The two women sat on the sofa generously, one turned on the TV to watch TV, and the other grabbed an apple from the bag and ate it while biting.

Zheng Xian has three favorite foods, the first is sugar, the second is beef noodles, and the third is apples.

Zheng Xian grabbed one and ate it. After taking two bites, he wondered, "Why are you here?"

At this moment, the three rambunctious guys came in from the outside again. It was still the mountain of meat, the mountain of snacks, and the mountain of wine, and three big mountains moved in.

Jun Jian laughed hahaha, walked up to Zheng Xian, stretched out his hand and lifted Zheng Xian's shirt.

Zheng Xian always had some big and small scars on his body, and he couldn't recover all of them, so there was still an x-shaped wound on his chest that was cut by a mad dog's lancet, and a wound that was chewed by silver brain loaches.

Jun Jian reached out to touch Zheng Xian's wound, and Zheng Xian quickly cut off the claw with a knife, saying that the muscular guy had homosexual tendencies, so Zheng Xian was very defensive.

"Yo? Is the injury much lighter than expected? I thought you would lie in bed for ten days and a half months after you killed that mad dog." Jun Jian said with a sour face.

There was a smile on the army assassin's face, but there was not much murderous intent in his eyes at this time. He stared at Zheng Xian's hands non-stop. These hands tore the mad dog apart, which made him quite curious.

Saber smiled and said: "Boy Zheng, it's time for you to come back, just in time for our once-a-month relapse day, don't let it go if you don't get drunk today!"

The Thorn of the Northern Army and No. [-] and No. [-] are all strictly implemented in accordance with the work, rest and diet in the barracks. One day a month can drink and eat meat at will, so the three guys from the Thorn of the Northern Army are called breaking the precept ri.

Zheng Xian knew that the three guys, Thorn of the Northern Army, did not break the precepts today. They should have moved the precepts to today after they asked Er Gouzi for instructions.

Zheng Xian shook his head as if lonely and said: "Drinking with you is so boring. Last time I was just laying the groundwork, and you all got under the table. It's boring, boring. Forget it. I'm still hurt and I won't drink." Now, if you drink all of you under the table, there is nothing heroic about it.”

The faces of the three elders, Saber, Saber, and Saber flushed slightly.

Before the three of them drank, they thought that their drinking capacity was invincible in the world. After drinking, they felt that their drinking capacity could break through the universe. But last time they had a big drink with Zheng Xian, which meant to get Zheng Xian drunk and spoil it. Before they got drunk, the three of them fell unconscious. For the three of them, it was simply the biggest stain in their lives.

There was a fierce look in Jun's piercing eyes, and he said: "So this time the three of us have invited No. [-] and No. [-], the Flower of the Northern Army, to come, and we will avenge our shame."

Zheng Xian's stomach is already rolling endlessly at this time, Zheng Xian is a delicious person, facing the table full of delicacies, saying what is boring is just a casual talk.

Zheng Xian looked suspiciously at the two girls who were watching TV, eating melon seeds and eating apples.

No. [-] raised his head on the sofa, turned his head to look at Zheng Xian, and said with a big smile: "Zheng Xian, if you drink, you old men are all young!"

These words are very provocative, that man will admit that he is not as good as a woman at the wine table?

Then the big battle started. At first, No. [-] was still a little worried about Zheng Xian, and said with concern: "Zheng Xian, can you eat Hesai like this with the knife wound on your stomach? Don't eat too much, the wound will be swollen and cracked, when the time comes Intestines and stomachs are flowing everywhere, but it’s a spoiler, and there will be shadows when eating in the future.”

Only female soldiers can say this, but it fits the temperament of men like Zheng Xian.

Everyone in the room was talking and laughing, drinking in full swing.

Zheng Xian has fully integrated into these soldiers. At first, the three guys from the Northern Army's Thorn were a little shy. After all, there were two women sitting next to them. Except for the saber, the three of them were innocent little virgins. They drank a box of After baijiu, everyone is not shy anymore.

Jun Jian even danced and scrubbed, taking off only his briefs, revealing his muscular body, and his little butt twisted quite vigorously. After retiring from the army with this skill, he will become a duck and Bao Zhun will make a fortune!

After drinking for three rounds, the army assassin suddenly said: "I heard that the ultimate armor has come down now, and it will be equipped for us in a short time."

As soon as these words were uttered, Zheng Xian's spirit was mobilized immediately. Obviously, others had known the news for a long time. Zheng Xian was not in the sixth business department recently, so he didn't know about it.

Zheng Xian still has a hazy memory in his memory at this time. In the end, the battle armor flew from the sky, and a few shots blasted an A-level immortal cultivator into pieces. That kind of power has been lingering in Zheng Xian's memory. If you don't go, Zheng Xian will often be shrouded in nightmares.

"Zheng Xian, don't you know? Your colony armor has actually come down a long time ago, but it is said that a new technology has been developed there, and it has been taken back for modification. It is said that this upgrade has added a very scary function, which is enough to call us I am so damn looking forward to this equipment against cultivators who are in the realm of congealing alchemy." Jun Jian took a sip of his wine and said.

Who doesn't look forward to it?They are all blood-licking guys with knives, and a good equipment can save their lives.

The one-eyed Saber was also looking forward to it. He held up a bottle of white wine and said, "Maybe I will be offline tomorrow, and when I put on new equipment, I have to find some immortal practitioners to practice."

No. [-] is really good at drinking, and said now, his face is still not red, his heart is not beating, and his demeanor is not in the slightest confusion. Nothing happened for more than a month, I always feel that this is not a good sign."

Guys who hang out on the battlefield all year round have intuitions that are incomparable to ordinary people, especially when it comes to danger, they have a keen sense of smell.

At this time, No. [-] suddenly said: "If one day, we become enemies with each other, I don't know what will happen."

No. [-]'s concerns are not groundless. No. [-] and No. [-] and the Assassin of the Northern Army actually belong to two military groups and are not considered a family. Zheng Xian is even more special. They are three-party forces. Sometimes, some things are not Can be mastered by oneself.

No. [-] laughed and said, "If you guys want to kill me, you'd better attack from behind, and don't hurt my face. This is the only face in my life that I think I can handle, and I want it to be so beautiful after death."

Saber laughed and said, "If you want to kill me, remember not to damage my last eye. I don't want to be blind after death."

After hearing the words, Jun Jian pondered for a while and said: "If I am in a weak position, I will beg for mercy. There is an old lady at home who needs my care. I can't die, even if my tendons and tendons are cut off. The next life is up to me, by the way, my little brother must be left to me, even if you lose your limbs, you can't delay the succession of the family, right?"

The military assassin said with a smile: "I don't care. If you want to kill me, just let the horse come over. If I lose, I will admit it. There is no need to bury the corpse. The wilderness will be like a corpse. After death, you can feed wild cats and dogs." It's good too."

This question came from No. [-]. At this time, everyone looked at No. [-]. No. [-] is not a person who is good at talking. At this time, after thinking about it, he said: "I don't have any requirements."

After No. [-] finished speaking, all eyes turned to Zheng Xian.

Zheng Xian really wants not to say that he will never die, but as long as he is a human being, he will definitely die. To say that he will never die is a self-deception.

Zheng Xiandao: "If I die, help me take out the candy in my pocket. My life is too bitter. Since I am about to die, I will always eat something sweet and die with rock sugar in my mouth."

After Zheng Xian finished speaking, the atmosphere in the room was a bit heavy. These guys have more or less tasted bitterness. If they really want to die, they should really have a piece of rock sugar.

Jun Jian smiled and said: "It's really bad luck to say that you are not dead. Besides, you are drunk today, why do you say these unsightly words?"

Afterwards, everyone said yes in unison, and the wine glasses clashed.

Zheng Xian's heart skipped a beat.

This scene lasted from daytime to nighttime. After twelve o'clock, the thorn of the Northern Army and No. [-] and No. [-] can no longer drink. After all, the day of breaking the precept has passed. For soldiers like them, discipline is discipline. , no violation is allowed.

Today's drink was mixed, but the Thorn of the Northern Army was much better than last time, maybe because there were two more women when drinking, so all three of the Thorns of the Northern Army were full of energy.

The two women on the [-]th and the [-]th were really big. They drank more than a dozen bottles of liquor and countless beers, and they still seemed to be okay. Besides eating some peanuts, the two of them didn't eat much meat or vegetables.

Zheng Xian seemed a little drunk, his eyes were a little blurred, and then he lay down on the table and fell asleep.

The assassin of the Northern Army avenged his great revenge and regained his face. From then on, Zheng Xian probably would never mention the incident of them drinking and getting under the table in front of them again, so everyone was very happy and moved Zheng Xian. After reaching the bed, they all withdrew.

The [-]th and the [-]th glanced at Zheng Xian, and then they all withdrew, before leaving, the [-]th was still holding on to the melon seeds.

All that was left was a messy room.

The lights were turned off, the door was closed, but Zheng Xian's eyes were opened.

There was a cold light in Zheng Xian's eyes that shone slightly in the dark room.