most charming
Chapter 1
() There is Ping'an Avenue in Junbei City, which is the city's bus hub. More than 50 bus lines pass here. No matter spring, summer, autumn or winter, the streets are always crowded with people every morning. There is nothing more lively than crowded buses.
When an empty bus comes by, it will be full of people in an instant. If there are some passengers in it, it will be really crowded and crowded.If you don’t take a bus on Ping’an Street, you will never know what it’s like to be “squeezed”.
The No. 7 bus is the most famous on this street, and this bus is the only one in the entire Ping'an Avenue, which is a circular route in the west direction of the city.There is a high-tech development zone in the west of the city, and it companies are everywhere in it. Almost all the people who take this bus in the morning are "it fuckers", regardless of gender.
A No. 7 car slowly drove away from the station. The car was completely overloaded, and even the door was squeezed and squeezed before it could barely close. Like an old and weak old scalper, it started on the road.
"Etc., etc……"
Lin Tao trotted along with the car, holding a briefcase under his arm, and patted the car body vigorously with one hand, and took care of the glasses that had slipped from the bridge of his nose from time to time. .
From Ping'an Avenue to the high-tech development zone, even if there is no traffic jam, it will take at least an hour, and the traffic jam will take at least two hours.He just woke up 5 minutes late today and missed the first bus No. 7.
The driver glanced at the rearview mirror, and instead of stopping, he slowly increased the accelerator.He knew that as long as he stopped and opened the door, more people would continue to squeeze into the car, but the car really couldn't hold it.
Lin Tao followed the rear of the car for more than ten meters, and finally gave up. He sat in front of the computer for a long time, and the good physique he had accumulated in college had already been returned to the teacher, and he began to pant after such a short distance.
Pushing the black-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose, and tightening his old-fashioned brown briefcase, Lin Tao returned to the station and rejoined the waiting queue.
After a while, the platform was full of people again.
Lin Tao already had a beer belly at the age of 27. It is said that a man with a beer belly looks rich, but this has become a burden for him at this time.
"Boy..."
Lin Tao felt someone pulling his arm, and subconsciously clamped the briefcase tightly.
He turned his head carefully, and behind him was an uncle who was only about 1.7 meters tall, with a typical "Mediterranean" hairstyle and wearing a worn-out blouse.A pair of protruding dead fish eyes looks very wretched, but a goatee on the chin gives people a very "magic stick" feeling.
"Little brother, come here!" The uncle waved at him, not only changing his address, but also showing affection on his face.
Lin Tao shook his head cautiously, looking at this uncle with his height of 1.8 meters three, he was completely looking down.Another man might have scolded him away long ago, but Lin Tao has a good personality, and seeing how old he is, he really can't do anything to shout at him.
"Come here, I have something to tell you!" Seeing that he was too weak, the uncle directly grabbed his arm and pulled it outward.He was dressed in rags, and almost everyone on the platform avoided him. Without much effort, he pulled Lin Tao out of the crowd.
Lin Tao wanted to struggle, but found that he couldn't exert any strength at all. Anyway, he was nearly 180 kilograms, but he was "led by the nose" by this thin-looking uncle.
"I know you missed No. 7. There is only one bus every 15 minutes on this line. There is still time, so there is no rush!" The uncle took Lin Tao to the back of the license plate on the platform before letting go.
Lin Tao pushed the glasses that had fallen on the tip of his nose, and asked carefully, "What are you going to do?"
The uncle grinned happily, showing his big yellow teeth, looked him up and down, clicked his tongue, and kept shaking his head, which made Lin Tao feel uneasy, for fear that he might see something in him.
"Tell me, you, a good boy, how did you become like this?" The uncle pulled Lin Tao's blue and white striped shirt with his hands, and pointed to the gray trousers on his lower body.
"Isn't this pretty good?" Lin Tao gripped the briefcase tightly, and took two steps back at the same time.
"As long as you dress like this and look dumb, the boss will welcome you. Do women like you? If I were like you, I would have been killed by a head!" When the uncle commented on others, he seemed to have forgotten How do you dress yourself.
Lin Tao was stunned, and suddenly felt uncomfortable like a needle prick in his heart.
Uncle's words are like salt in the wound. Just a week ago, he broke up with his girlfriend who has been in love for a year. The reason is very simple. They are about the same age. Lin Tao has no car, no house, no savings, and he is just the project team leader of an IT company. , Ability is no problem, but his personality determines that the possibility of him being promoted is extremely slim.
If it was just like this, it would be fine. What made him even more uncomfortable was that the next day in the same office building, he saw his ex-girlfriend holding another man's arm, waiting for the elevator with an intimate expression.
From the sympathetic eyes of others, Lin Tao knew that he had been "cheated". It is said that the man was the general manager of a technology company in the same building, and his family was also very powerful. He invested in such a company just to give him something to do. .
Lin Tao knew that, except for his personality, he was incomparable to others in every other aspect, and he didn't want to show his face to fight for anything, and he couldn't even make a scene, so he felt silently uncomfortable, so he accepted this fact.
"Look, I'm right?" The uncle shook his head and sighed, and waved at him, "Come, come, draw a lot, I'll tell your fortune!"
Lin Tao was stunned for a moment, unable to turn his head around. He also said that he had a problem with his clothes and that no woman could look up to him, so why did he start fortune-telling again?
"Don't be dumb, take one!" The uncle handed the can of dirty bamboo sticks in front of him, and urged him again and again, "Take it, shake it hard!"
Some people waiting for the bus next to him looked at Lin Tao with sympathetic eyes, but there was a sarcasm at the corner of their mouths, as if mocking him for being deceived.
Lin Tao had always been good-tempered, but for some reason at this moment, his heart suddenly became angry, as if to prove something to those people, he grabbed the bamboo tube from the uncle's hand, and shook it vigorously as if to vent.
A large handful of bamboo sticks seemed to be stuck together, no matter how hard he shook them, they would not disperse.
Lin Tao has seen others draw lottery, and it is obvious that one can be drawn with only a few taps. How can it be so difficult for him to turn?
The uncle looked at him at this time, but his eyes were full of spirits, and as he shook longer, he became more and more serious.
Finally, a worn-out bamboo stick fell to the ground, and Lin Tao bent down to pick it up. On the bamboo stick was written three beautiful regular script characters "上上签", and there was nothing else.
The uncle took the bamboo stick and looked at it, then looked at Lin Tao seriously, and suddenly laughed out loud.Many people waiting for the bus looked this way, and seeing his unrestrained appearance, they all looked like they had seen a psychosis.
"Young man, your good luck is coming!" The uncle waved his hands, and the bamboo stick became extremely soft and soft, and it was magically tied into a knot, and a thin black string came out from nowhere. In the past, made a pendant.
"Give it to you, lucky boy!" The uncle took the bamboo tube and sighed imperceptibly, "For a long time, only two people have been drawn by me. Now one is very successful in the officialdom, and the other You are like a fish in water in the mall, and you are the third!" He pointed at Lin Tao with his stubby fingers.
"But you are neither suitable for being an official nor a businessman, what should I ask you to do?" The uncle tilted his head and thought in distress.
Lin Tao held onto the bamboo knot and refused to let go, but involuntarily took two steps back, slandering to himself, could it be that the old man is crazy, if he had done fortune-telling for two such awesome people, how could he be in this miserable state?He also said that he can't be an official, and he can't mess around in the market, as if he can change his destiny by making a random decision.
There are too many liars these days, even if Lin Tao is honest and honest, he has a good sense of prevention, so he naturally distanced himself from him.
The uncle thought for a long time, and suddenly he slapped his hands hard. The huge sound startled Lin Tao. He had never seen such a loud sound with his palms, as if two big drums were beating heavily beside his ears. ring.
Involuntarily shivering, Lin Tao glanced sideways at the others from the corner of his eye, as if they didn't hear it. "Is it possible that only I can hear it?" he couldn't help thinking.
"Yes, that's it!" said the uncle excitedly, "Look at you, you must be an official, you must have authority, and you must have brains in business. You have neither, and you should start from the basics!"
"Foundation, what kind of foundation?" Lin Tao asked curiously, naturally ignoring his big words.
"Charm, you kid doesn't even have the original charm of a man. I really don't know how that woman fell in love with you before!" The uncle shook his head helplessly, with a look of hatred.
Lin Tao finally laughed, and found that the other party seemed to have some problems in his mind, and even thought that he was a little crazy, didn't he just miss the first bus No. 7, as for going crazy with an old magic stick?
"Uncle, I really don't have time, why don't you find someone else!" Lin Tao tightened his briefcase, turned around and was about to leave.
"If I'm interested in others, it's my turn to be an idiot like you? Since you don't believe me, then use the facts to prove that you will notice the changes in yourself bit by bit. By the time you realize it, you will have already become a woman." Your nemesis!" The uncle yelled unhappily behind him, then seemed to think of something again, grinned and said, "Yes, that's it! If you don't believe me, I will make you the nemesis of all women in the world, let them I can't help but be attracted to you! I, Li Yuanzhen, have never broken my promise, let's wait and see!"
Lin Tao didn't believe it. It is said that this is a trick that scammers have always used. First, they use various scaring and threatening methods to scare people, and then ask them to crack it, and then ask for a lot of money.What's more, with just a few simple words, I can become a "love saint", which is simply because I have read too many fantasy novels!
Lin Tao took a few steps forward, but there was no voice calling him from behind. He turned around strangely. How could there be an uncle behind him?
"Where is the person?" He turned around but couldn't find it, and couldn't help thinking, "It's strange, could it be that like Tu Xingsun, he can shrink the ground into an inch?"
He shook his head with a grin, and rejoined the bus crowd.
The No. 7 bus finally arrived, and Lin Tao followed the crowd, without any effort at all, and was completely carried forward.After several twists and turns, he finally got into the car. The car was full of people, but he let out a long sigh.
The driver yelled impatiently, told those passengers who didn't come up to wait for the next one, closed the door roughly, and started the car slowly.
Lin Tao suddenly felt uncomfortable in the palm of the hand holding the armrest. When he opened it, he found that he was still holding the bamboo knot in his hand.This thing seemed to remind him that something really happened before, not his hallucination.
Looking down, Lin Tao directly hung the bamboo knot around his neck, his body swayed slightly with the moving bus, and began to think about how to write the proposal for the next project, without paying attention to what happened just now .
But Lin Tao didn't know that what happened ten minutes ago was the most important turning point in his life.
When an empty bus comes by, it will be full of people in an instant. If there are some passengers in it, it will be really crowded and crowded.If you don’t take a bus on Ping’an Street, you will never know what it’s like to be “squeezed”.
The No. 7 bus is the most famous on this street, and this bus is the only one in the entire Ping'an Avenue, which is a circular route in the west direction of the city.There is a high-tech development zone in the west of the city, and it companies are everywhere in it. Almost all the people who take this bus in the morning are "it fuckers", regardless of gender.
A No. 7 car slowly drove away from the station. The car was completely overloaded, and even the door was squeezed and squeezed before it could barely close. Like an old and weak old scalper, it started on the road.
"Etc., etc……"
Lin Tao trotted along with the car, holding a briefcase under his arm, and patted the car body vigorously with one hand, and took care of the glasses that had slipped from the bridge of his nose from time to time. .
From Ping'an Avenue to the high-tech development zone, even if there is no traffic jam, it will take at least an hour, and the traffic jam will take at least two hours.He just woke up 5 minutes late today and missed the first bus No. 7.
The driver glanced at the rearview mirror, and instead of stopping, he slowly increased the accelerator.He knew that as long as he stopped and opened the door, more people would continue to squeeze into the car, but the car really couldn't hold it.
Lin Tao followed the rear of the car for more than ten meters, and finally gave up. He sat in front of the computer for a long time, and the good physique he had accumulated in college had already been returned to the teacher, and he began to pant after such a short distance.
Pushing the black-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose, and tightening his old-fashioned brown briefcase, Lin Tao returned to the station and rejoined the waiting queue.
After a while, the platform was full of people again.
Lin Tao already had a beer belly at the age of 27. It is said that a man with a beer belly looks rich, but this has become a burden for him at this time.
"Boy..."
Lin Tao felt someone pulling his arm, and subconsciously clamped the briefcase tightly.
He turned his head carefully, and behind him was an uncle who was only about 1.7 meters tall, with a typical "Mediterranean" hairstyle and wearing a worn-out blouse.A pair of protruding dead fish eyes looks very wretched, but a goatee on the chin gives people a very "magic stick" feeling.
"Little brother, come here!" The uncle waved at him, not only changing his address, but also showing affection on his face.
Lin Tao shook his head cautiously, looking at this uncle with his height of 1.8 meters three, he was completely looking down.Another man might have scolded him away long ago, but Lin Tao has a good personality, and seeing how old he is, he really can't do anything to shout at him.
"Come here, I have something to tell you!" Seeing that he was too weak, the uncle directly grabbed his arm and pulled it outward.He was dressed in rags, and almost everyone on the platform avoided him. Without much effort, he pulled Lin Tao out of the crowd.
Lin Tao wanted to struggle, but found that he couldn't exert any strength at all. Anyway, he was nearly 180 kilograms, but he was "led by the nose" by this thin-looking uncle.
"I know you missed No. 7. There is only one bus every 15 minutes on this line. There is still time, so there is no rush!" The uncle took Lin Tao to the back of the license plate on the platform before letting go.
Lin Tao pushed the glasses that had fallen on the tip of his nose, and asked carefully, "What are you going to do?"
The uncle grinned happily, showing his big yellow teeth, looked him up and down, clicked his tongue, and kept shaking his head, which made Lin Tao feel uneasy, for fear that he might see something in him.
"Tell me, you, a good boy, how did you become like this?" The uncle pulled Lin Tao's blue and white striped shirt with his hands, and pointed to the gray trousers on his lower body.
"Isn't this pretty good?" Lin Tao gripped the briefcase tightly, and took two steps back at the same time.
"As long as you dress like this and look dumb, the boss will welcome you. Do women like you? If I were like you, I would have been killed by a head!" When the uncle commented on others, he seemed to have forgotten How do you dress yourself.
Lin Tao was stunned, and suddenly felt uncomfortable like a needle prick in his heart.
Uncle's words are like salt in the wound. Just a week ago, he broke up with his girlfriend who has been in love for a year. The reason is very simple. They are about the same age. Lin Tao has no car, no house, no savings, and he is just the project team leader of an IT company. , Ability is no problem, but his personality determines that the possibility of him being promoted is extremely slim.
If it was just like this, it would be fine. What made him even more uncomfortable was that the next day in the same office building, he saw his ex-girlfriend holding another man's arm, waiting for the elevator with an intimate expression.
From the sympathetic eyes of others, Lin Tao knew that he had been "cheated". It is said that the man was the general manager of a technology company in the same building, and his family was also very powerful. He invested in such a company just to give him something to do. .
Lin Tao knew that, except for his personality, he was incomparable to others in every other aspect, and he didn't want to show his face to fight for anything, and he couldn't even make a scene, so he felt silently uncomfortable, so he accepted this fact.
"Look, I'm right?" The uncle shook his head and sighed, and waved at him, "Come, come, draw a lot, I'll tell your fortune!"
Lin Tao was stunned for a moment, unable to turn his head around. He also said that he had a problem with his clothes and that no woman could look up to him, so why did he start fortune-telling again?
"Don't be dumb, take one!" The uncle handed the can of dirty bamboo sticks in front of him, and urged him again and again, "Take it, shake it hard!"
Some people waiting for the bus next to him looked at Lin Tao with sympathetic eyes, but there was a sarcasm at the corner of their mouths, as if mocking him for being deceived.
Lin Tao had always been good-tempered, but for some reason at this moment, his heart suddenly became angry, as if to prove something to those people, he grabbed the bamboo tube from the uncle's hand, and shook it vigorously as if to vent.
A large handful of bamboo sticks seemed to be stuck together, no matter how hard he shook them, they would not disperse.
Lin Tao has seen others draw lottery, and it is obvious that one can be drawn with only a few taps. How can it be so difficult for him to turn?
The uncle looked at him at this time, but his eyes were full of spirits, and as he shook longer, he became more and more serious.
Finally, a worn-out bamboo stick fell to the ground, and Lin Tao bent down to pick it up. On the bamboo stick was written three beautiful regular script characters "上上签", and there was nothing else.
The uncle took the bamboo stick and looked at it, then looked at Lin Tao seriously, and suddenly laughed out loud.Many people waiting for the bus looked this way, and seeing his unrestrained appearance, they all looked like they had seen a psychosis.
"Young man, your good luck is coming!" The uncle waved his hands, and the bamboo stick became extremely soft and soft, and it was magically tied into a knot, and a thin black string came out from nowhere. In the past, made a pendant.
"Give it to you, lucky boy!" The uncle took the bamboo tube and sighed imperceptibly, "For a long time, only two people have been drawn by me. Now one is very successful in the officialdom, and the other You are like a fish in water in the mall, and you are the third!" He pointed at Lin Tao with his stubby fingers.
"But you are neither suitable for being an official nor a businessman, what should I ask you to do?" The uncle tilted his head and thought in distress.
Lin Tao held onto the bamboo knot and refused to let go, but involuntarily took two steps back, slandering to himself, could it be that the old man is crazy, if he had done fortune-telling for two such awesome people, how could he be in this miserable state?He also said that he can't be an official, and he can't mess around in the market, as if he can change his destiny by making a random decision.
There are too many liars these days, even if Lin Tao is honest and honest, he has a good sense of prevention, so he naturally distanced himself from him.
The uncle thought for a long time, and suddenly he slapped his hands hard. The huge sound startled Lin Tao. He had never seen such a loud sound with his palms, as if two big drums were beating heavily beside his ears. ring.
Involuntarily shivering, Lin Tao glanced sideways at the others from the corner of his eye, as if they didn't hear it. "Is it possible that only I can hear it?" he couldn't help thinking.
"Yes, that's it!" said the uncle excitedly, "Look at you, you must be an official, you must have authority, and you must have brains in business. You have neither, and you should start from the basics!"
"Foundation, what kind of foundation?" Lin Tao asked curiously, naturally ignoring his big words.
"Charm, you kid doesn't even have the original charm of a man. I really don't know how that woman fell in love with you before!" The uncle shook his head helplessly, with a look of hatred.
Lin Tao finally laughed, and found that the other party seemed to have some problems in his mind, and even thought that he was a little crazy, didn't he just miss the first bus No. 7, as for going crazy with an old magic stick?
"Uncle, I really don't have time, why don't you find someone else!" Lin Tao tightened his briefcase, turned around and was about to leave.
"If I'm interested in others, it's my turn to be an idiot like you? Since you don't believe me, then use the facts to prove that you will notice the changes in yourself bit by bit. By the time you realize it, you will have already become a woman." Your nemesis!" The uncle yelled unhappily behind him, then seemed to think of something again, grinned and said, "Yes, that's it! If you don't believe me, I will make you the nemesis of all women in the world, let them I can't help but be attracted to you! I, Li Yuanzhen, have never broken my promise, let's wait and see!"
Lin Tao didn't believe it. It is said that this is a trick that scammers have always used. First, they use various scaring and threatening methods to scare people, and then ask them to crack it, and then ask for a lot of money.What's more, with just a few simple words, I can become a "love saint", which is simply because I have read too many fantasy novels!
Lin Tao took a few steps forward, but there was no voice calling him from behind. He turned around strangely. How could there be an uncle behind him?
"Where is the person?" He turned around but couldn't find it, and couldn't help thinking, "It's strange, could it be that like Tu Xingsun, he can shrink the ground into an inch?"
He shook his head with a grin, and rejoined the bus crowd.
The No. 7 bus finally arrived, and Lin Tao followed the crowd, without any effort at all, and was completely carried forward.After several twists and turns, he finally got into the car. The car was full of people, but he let out a long sigh.
The driver yelled impatiently, told those passengers who didn't come up to wait for the next one, closed the door roughly, and started the car slowly.
Lin Tao suddenly felt uncomfortable in the palm of the hand holding the armrest. When he opened it, he found that he was still holding the bamboo knot in his hand.This thing seemed to remind him that something really happened before, not his hallucination.
Looking down, Lin Tao directly hung the bamboo knot around his neck, his body swayed slightly with the moving bus, and began to think about how to write the proposal for the next project, without paying attention to what happened just now .
But Lin Tao didn't know that what happened ten minutes ago was the most important turning point in his life.
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