most charming
Chapter 326 Someone's Surprise
Updated: 2013-07-30
Counting money until your hands get cramps, and sleeping until you wake up naturally, these are probably the two wishes that modern people most hope to be able to achieve.
Lin Tao is one of those lucky people who can sleep until he wakes up naturally every day, but today he was woken up by laughing.
Leaning against the head of the bed, Lin Tao couldn't close his mouth all the time, and in the middle of the night he had to subdue Dai Kun, it was so cool no matter what he thought.
This can be said to be the happiest thing for Lin Tao after defeating Zhou Guangcai. Even defeating Zou Quan was not so happy.
It was bright day, Lin Tao got up to take a shower, and just squeezed the toothpaste on the toothbrush when he heard the phone ringing non-stop.
When he picked it up, it turned out to be an unfamiliar number, but at this moment he already had some calculations in his mind.
"Which one?"
"Brother Tao...I'm Dai Kun!"
On the other end of the phone, Dai Kun's voice sounded cautious, as if every syllable was afraid of causing Lin Tao's dissatisfaction.
"Yo, it's Brother Kun, what do you need from me?"
Dai Kun quickly said: "Brother Tao, don't embarrass me, how dare I call you brother in front of you!"
In the dark, Dai Kun smiled wryly. He was a master in Zhang An, but he insisted on pretending to be his grandson in front of Lin Tao.
"I can't, brother Kun's name is so powerful that I dare not call him brother!" Lin Tao smiled modestly.
To Dai Kun's ears, this laughter sounded like naked sarcasm. His face turned pale with anger, and he grabbed the phone hard. If the ear canal was bigger, it could be directly inserted into it.
"Brother Tao, please stop mocking me." He said in a low voice.
Lin Tao was quite surprised that Dai Kun could perform to such an extent. It seemed that he really believed in his own ability, otherwise he wouldn't be so pleasing to the eye.
"Brother Kun, what do you want me to do?"
Dai Kun really wanted him not to call him "brother", but he also knew that he would definitely not listen to him, so he forcibly held back his words.
Taking a deep breath, he said, "Brother Tao, my chest hurts a little!" The tone seemed to be that of an injured child, acting like an adult acting like a spoiled child.
Lin Tao felt ashamed of his vulgar thoughts and couldn't help shivering.
"Brother Tao, are you listening?" Even the honorifics were used this time.
"Well, listen!" Lin Tao was not used to being so close to Dai Kun. "You said your chest hurts?"
"Yes, chest pain!"
Lin Tao let out an "oh" and said, "It's simple, I'll teach you a method, it will definitely work!"
Dai Kundun has felt uncomfortable in his chest and difficulty in breathing since he returned to Zhang'an, and it has become more obvious now, otherwise he would not have the cheek to call Lin Tao.
I thought I would be humiliated, but I didn't expect him to teach me how to relieve the pain so happily, I felt flattered immediately.
"Thank you... Thank you Brother Tao!" His words became awkward due to excitement.
"You're welcome, our own brothers, what a joke!"
Dai Kun asked: "Brother Tao, what is the solution?"
Lin Tao pretended to be deep and said: "Listen well, this method is 100% effective, but you must do what I say, otherwise it will not work."
"Okay, tell me!" Dai Kun readily agreed.
"Put your right hand on the left chest, hold it, press it down, and rub it counterclockwise." Lin Tao instructed.
"Hold it, press it down, rub it..." Dai Kun is not stupid, he immediately understood that Lin Tao was playing with him, and wanted to scold people on the spot, but he still held back, and had to bow his head under the eaves.
"Brother Tao, stop playing, isn't this just kneading?" He now has the heart to die, wishing that the piece of tofu would kill him, never thought that he would be played around by others.
Lin Tao couldn't hold back his laughter, but he still had to maintain a steady voice. It was really hard work.
"Dai Kun, do you think I'm joking with you?" Lin Tao snorted disdainfully, "I teach you the method, use it if you want to use it, and forget it if you don't want to use it. Take it easy on your own!"
Dai Kunxin said that it is reasonable for you to play with people?
But he could only talk in his heart, and said with a wry smile: "Brother Tao, I have a pain in my right chest!"
"Oh, the same, rub it with your left hand!" Lin Tao coughed twice in embarrassment.
"Really easy?" Dai Kun has been questioning.
"Just try it and you'll know! Say it again, I really don't have much time to play with you, and I have my own things to do!" Lin Tao said coldly.
"Okay, I'll try it!"
Dai Kun didn't dare to say more, and immediately followed Lin Tao's movements to rub and massage, but the more he pressed, the more painful it was, as uncomfortable as being pricked by a needle.
"Brother Tao, it hurts..." He couldn't help crying.
"It hurts? It's impossible!" Lin Tao asked, "Tell me about your steps!"
"Hold, press, and knead counterclockwise!"
"Are you stupid?" Lin Tao lectured bluntly, "The left breast is counterclockwise, and the right breast is naturally clockwise. You don't understand such a simple reasoning?"
"Oh, I'll try again!"
Dai Kun found out that he was a bitch, and after being scolded by Lin Tao, he lost his temper at all.
He tried rubbing it according to Lin Tao's method, and it really didn't hurt much, and after another 2 minutes of rubbing, it was completely healed.
"This... this is amazing!"
Lin Tao hummed: "The method I taught is naturally easy to use!" But he was laughing in his heart, it's no wonder that it doesn't work, it's nothing to do, it's just a psychological effect.
"Brother Tao, I'm convinced!" Dai Kun was completely convinced now, and finally decided that Lin Tao hadn't lied to him. "Brother Tao, once every 30 days, I... what should I do?"
"Contact me in about 25 days. If I'm not in Junbei, you can find me wherever you are. It's that simple!"
"No problem!" Then, Dai Kun smiled obsequiously, "Brother Tao, do you think you need my help?" After finishing speaking, he wished to give himself a mouthful, so he fucked him. Why did he suddenly become so cheap? .
"Not for now, I will find you when I need it!"
"Okay, okay! Listen to Brother Tao's orders at any time!" Dai Kun nodded and bowed into the phone.
"I still have something to do, let's talk about it later!" Lin Tao hung up the phone without giving Dai Kun a chance to say goodbye.
"Damn it!" Dai Kun immediately changed his face, and cursed bitterly, "What a fucking bitch!" He scolded himself!
"Could it be that the essence of human nature is slavishness? I am obviously a victim, why don't I feel sad at all now, but feel lucky to have my life back?"
Dai Kun suddenly raised his hand and slapped himself fiercely, cursing: "Let's make you fucking cheap, make you fucking cheap..."
After a long time, he finally gave up the resistance in his heart and completely surrendered.
"Forget it, it's good to save your life, what else are you planning!" Dai Kun sighed and said, "Who made me cheap, insisted on coveting Shang Jingjing's little secret! It's still Uncle Long's awesomeness, probably early I can see that Lin Tao is not easy to mess with, and he even refuses to come forward!" Thinking of this, he suddenly became angry with Long Tianxing, "Fuck, this old guy must have known about Lin Tao's tricks a long time ago, and he didn't tell him, and now he has killed me. Now, do you still want to be alone?"
This is how people are, and it often takes a moment to change their mentality.
"Hangtou..." Dai Kun shouted.
Gangtou pushed the door open, looked at Dai Kun's swollen cheeks, and said in surprise, "Brother Kun, what's wrong with you?"
"It's okay, it's okay!" Dai Kun looked at the bar head and thought to himself, even if he took the bar head away, he couldn't withstand Lin Tao's firepower, this guy is too fierce.
"Brother Kun, what do you want from me?" Knowing that there are some things that should not be asked, he changed the subject.
"Go and get me a little star, I'm going to be so angry!"
"Okay!" Gangtou turned around and left.
Dai Kun has cooperated with many film and television companies, and these companies basically have branches in Junbei. After contacting him, third- and fourth-tier stars soon came to sleep with him.
Dai Kun's anger could not be directed at Lin Tao, nor at Long Tianxing, but the little star was pitiful, taking a few Viagra pills and being able to toss into the night.
……
Lin Tao contacted Shang Jingjing, and the beautiful young woman said in an extremely ecstatic voice, "What do you want to know?"
"I want to know a lot!" Lin Tao knew that Shang Jingjing had a secret, and it was quite an astonishing secret, otherwise Dai Kun would never have flocked to her.
"Then you come, I'll wait for you."
"You are not afraid?"
Shang Jingjing chuckled and said, "What are you afraid of? Whoever has the ability will come!"
"I understand!"
Lin Taoxin said, this young woman really has something to rely on.
After tidying up Dai Kun, Lin Tao doesn't have to worry that someone will continue to follow him.
When Lin Tao came to Mingshan Community, he knocked on the door, and Shang Jingjing rushed forward with his white and greasy thighs.
"Like an octopus every time."
Shang Jingjing pouted and said, "This is your blessing. Others want me to hug me, but I still refuse!"
"Who wants to hug you?"
"Dai Kun, Long Tianxing, wait!" Shang Jingjing laughed, "Why, are you jealous?"
"Mao!" Lin Tao raised his head and said, "It's a bunch of useless things, my brother's jealousy is a drop in price!"
"Yo yo yo, what you said is the same as the truth, do you really think so!"
"That must!" Lin Tao carried her in, closed the door and went straight to the bedroom.
Every time I come to see her, if I don't give her a good repair, I will be very prepared.
Shang Jingjing was out of breath, and his whole body was soaked in sweat. Lin Tao was particularly brave this time, and he really couldn't bear it.
"You took medicine today, so fierce!" She blinked her eyes with a pitiful look.
"Brother didn't need to take medicine to be so fierce, but he didn't try his best before!" Lin Tao said proudly.
In this regard, he does have a special advantage.
"Say you're panting!" Shang Jingjing struggled to get up, and said with a coquettish smile, "If you have any doubts, tell me now, and you will know everything without saying anything!"
"The person responsible for following me was solved by you?"
"It's not me, it's mine!" Shang Jingjing suddenly changed his face, and said coldly, "Dai Kun and Long Tianxing don't want to let me go, and of course I won't stand still. It’s great, but it ignores that I can hire even more powerful people!”
Lin Tao caressed her hair, and said with a smile: "From now on, only Long Tianxing dares to continue plotting your little secret, Dai Kun... I won't dare to mess with you in the future!"
Shang Jingjing sat up straight at once, stared straight at Lin Tao and asked, "What do you mean?"
"It's just that Dai Kun was taken care of by me, and I will never dare to trouble you!"
Shang Jingjing opened his mouth in surprise, and couldn't believe his ears at all.
"You...are you telling the truth?"
Counting money until your hands get cramps, and sleeping until you wake up naturally, these are probably the two wishes that modern people most hope to be able to achieve.
Lin Tao is one of those lucky people who can sleep until he wakes up naturally every day, but today he was woken up by laughing.
Leaning against the head of the bed, Lin Tao couldn't close his mouth all the time, and in the middle of the night he had to subdue Dai Kun, it was so cool no matter what he thought.
This can be said to be the happiest thing for Lin Tao after defeating Zhou Guangcai. Even defeating Zou Quan was not so happy.
It was bright day, Lin Tao got up to take a shower, and just squeezed the toothpaste on the toothbrush when he heard the phone ringing non-stop.
When he picked it up, it turned out to be an unfamiliar number, but at this moment he already had some calculations in his mind.
"Which one?"
"Brother Tao...I'm Dai Kun!"
On the other end of the phone, Dai Kun's voice sounded cautious, as if every syllable was afraid of causing Lin Tao's dissatisfaction.
"Yo, it's Brother Kun, what do you need from me?"
Dai Kun quickly said: "Brother Tao, don't embarrass me, how dare I call you brother in front of you!"
In the dark, Dai Kun smiled wryly. He was a master in Zhang An, but he insisted on pretending to be his grandson in front of Lin Tao.
"I can't, brother Kun's name is so powerful that I dare not call him brother!" Lin Tao smiled modestly.
To Dai Kun's ears, this laughter sounded like naked sarcasm. His face turned pale with anger, and he grabbed the phone hard. If the ear canal was bigger, it could be directly inserted into it.
"Brother Tao, please stop mocking me." He said in a low voice.
Lin Tao was quite surprised that Dai Kun could perform to such an extent. It seemed that he really believed in his own ability, otherwise he wouldn't be so pleasing to the eye.
"Brother Kun, what do you want me to do?"
Dai Kun really wanted him not to call him "brother", but he also knew that he would definitely not listen to him, so he forcibly held back his words.
Taking a deep breath, he said, "Brother Tao, my chest hurts a little!" The tone seemed to be that of an injured child, acting like an adult acting like a spoiled child.
Lin Tao felt ashamed of his vulgar thoughts and couldn't help shivering.
"Brother Tao, are you listening?" Even the honorifics were used this time.
"Well, listen!" Lin Tao was not used to being so close to Dai Kun. "You said your chest hurts?"
"Yes, chest pain!"
Lin Tao let out an "oh" and said, "It's simple, I'll teach you a method, it will definitely work!"
Dai Kundun has felt uncomfortable in his chest and difficulty in breathing since he returned to Zhang'an, and it has become more obvious now, otherwise he would not have the cheek to call Lin Tao.
I thought I would be humiliated, but I didn't expect him to teach me how to relieve the pain so happily, I felt flattered immediately.
"Thank you... Thank you Brother Tao!" His words became awkward due to excitement.
"You're welcome, our own brothers, what a joke!"
Dai Kun asked: "Brother Tao, what is the solution?"
Lin Tao pretended to be deep and said: "Listen well, this method is 100% effective, but you must do what I say, otherwise it will not work."
"Okay, tell me!" Dai Kun readily agreed.
"Put your right hand on the left chest, hold it, press it down, and rub it counterclockwise." Lin Tao instructed.
"Hold it, press it down, rub it..." Dai Kun is not stupid, he immediately understood that Lin Tao was playing with him, and wanted to scold people on the spot, but he still held back, and had to bow his head under the eaves.
"Brother Tao, stop playing, isn't this just kneading?" He now has the heart to die, wishing that the piece of tofu would kill him, never thought that he would be played around by others.
Lin Tao couldn't hold back his laughter, but he still had to maintain a steady voice. It was really hard work.
"Dai Kun, do you think I'm joking with you?" Lin Tao snorted disdainfully, "I teach you the method, use it if you want to use it, and forget it if you don't want to use it. Take it easy on your own!"
Dai Kunxin said that it is reasonable for you to play with people?
But he could only talk in his heart, and said with a wry smile: "Brother Tao, I have a pain in my right chest!"
"Oh, the same, rub it with your left hand!" Lin Tao coughed twice in embarrassment.
"Really easy?" Dai Kun has been questioning.
"Just try it and you'll know! Say it again, I really don't have much time to play with you, and I have my own things to do!" Lin Tao said coldly.
"Okay, I'll try it!"
Dai Kun didn't dare to say more, and immediately followed Lin Tao's movements to rub and massage, but the more he pressed, the more painful it was, as uncomfortable as being pricked by a needle.
"Brother Tao, it hurts..." He couldn't help crying.
"It hurts? It's impossible!" Lin Tao asked, "Tell me about your steps!"
"Hold, press, and knead counterclockwise!"
"Are you stupid?" Lin Tao lectured bluntly, "The left breast is counterclockwise, and the right breast is naturally clockwise. You don't understand such a simple reasoning?"
"Oh, I'll try again!"
Dai Kun found out that he was a bitch, and after being scolded by Lin Tao, he lost his temper at all.
He tried rubbing it according to Lin Tao's method, and it really didn't hurt much, and after another 2 minutes of rubbing, it was completely healed.
"This... this is amazing!"
Lin Tao hummed: "The method I taught is naturally easy to use!" But he was laughing in his heart, it's no wonder that it doesn't work, it's nothing to do, it's just a psychological effect.
"Brother Tao, I'm convinced!" Dai Kun was completely convinced now, and finally decided that Lin Tao hadn't lied to him. "Brother Tao, once every 30 days, I... what should I do?"
"Contact me in about 25 days. If I'm not in Junbei, you can find me wherever you are. It's that simple!"
"No problem!" Then, Dai Kun smiled obsequiously, "Brother Tao, do you think you need my help?" After finishing speaking, he wished to give himself a mouthful, so he fucked him. Why did he suddenly become so cheap? .
"Not for now, I will find you when I need it!"
"Okay, okay! Listen to Brother Tao's orders at any time!" Dai Kun nodded and bowed into the phone.
"I still have something to do, let's talk about it later!" Lin Tao hung up the phone without giving Dai Kun a chance to say goodbye.
"Damn it!" Dai Kun immediately changed his face, and cursed bitterly, "What a fucking bitch!" He scolded himself!
"Could it be that the essence of human nature is slavishness? I am obviously a victim, why don't I feel sad at all now, but feel lucky to have my life back?"
Dai Kun suddenly raised his hand and slapped himself fiercely, cursing: "Let's make you fucking cheap, make you fucking cheap..."
After a long time, he finally gave up the resistance in his heart and completely surrendered.
"Forget it, it's good to save your life, what else are you planning!" Dai Kun sighed and said, "Who made me cheap, insisted on coveting Shang Jingjing's little secret! It's still Uncle Long's awesomeness, probably early I can see that Lin Tao is not easy to mess with, and he even refuses to come forward!" Thinking of this, he suddenly became angry with Long Tianxing, "Fuck, this old guy must have known about Lin Tao's tricks a long time ago, and he didn't tell him, and now he has killed me. Now, do you still want to be alone?"
This is how people are, and it often takes a moment to change their mentality.
"Hangtou..." Dai Kun shouted.
Gangtou pushed the door open, looked at Dai Kun's swollen cheeks, and said in surprise, "Brother Kun, what's wrong with you?"
"It's okay, it's okay!" Dai Kun looked at the bar head and thought to himself, even if he took the bar head away, he couldn't withstand Lin Tao's firepower, this guy is too fierce.
"Brother Kun, what do you want from me?" Knowing that there are some things that should not be asked, he changed the subject.
"Go and get me a little star, I'm going to be so angry!"
"Okay!" Gangtou turned around and left.
Dai Kun has cooperated with many film and television companies, and these companies basically have branches in Junbei. After contacting him, third- and fourth-tier stars soon came to sleep with him.
Dai Kun's anger could not be directed at Lin Tao, nor at Long Tianxing, but the little star was pitiful, taking a few Viagra pills and being able to toss into the night.
……
Lin Tao contacted Shang Jingjing, and the beautiful young woman said in an extremely ecstatic voice, "What do you want to know?"
"I want to know a lot!" Lin Tao knew that Shang Jingjing had a secret, and it was quite an astonishing secret, otherwise Dai Kun would never have flocked to her.
"Then you come, I'll wait for you."
"You are not afraid?"
Shang Jingjing chuckled and said, "What are you afraid of? Whoever has the ability will come!"
"I understand!"
Lin Taoxin said, this young woman really has something to rely on.
After tidying up Dai Kun, Lin Tao doesn't have to worry that someone will continue to follow him.
When Lin Tao came to Mingshan Community, he knocked on the door, and Shang Jingjing rushed forward with his white and greasy thighs.
"Like an octopus every time."
Shang Jingjing pouted and said, "This is your blessing. Others want me to hug me, but I still refuse!"
"Who wants to hug you?"
"Dai Kun, Long Tianxing, wait!" Shang Jingjing laughed, "Why, are you jealous?"
"Mao!" Lin Tao raised his head and said, "It's a bunch of useless things, my brother's jealousy is a drop in price!"
"Yo yo yo, what you said is the same as the truth, do you really think so!"
"That must!" Lin Tao carried her in, closed the door and went straight to the bedroom.
Every time I come to see her, if I don't give her a good repair, I will be very prepared.
Shang Jingjing was out of breath, and his whole body was soaked in sweat. Lin Tao was particularly brave this time, and he really couldn't bear it.
"You took medicine today, so fierce!" She blinked her eyes with a pitiful look.
"Brother didn't need to take medicine to be so fierce, but he didn't try his best before!" Lin Tao said proudly.
In this regard, he does have a special advantage.
"Say you're panting!" Shang Jingjing struggled to get up, and said with a coquettish smile, "If you have any doubts, tell me now, and you will know everything without saying anything!"
"The person responsible for following me was solved by you?"
"It's not me, it's mine!" Shang Jingjing suddenly changed his face, and said coldly, "Dai Kun and Long Tianxing don't want to let me go, and of course I won't stand still. It’s great, but it ignores that I can hire even more powerful people!”
Lin Tao caressed her hair, and said with a smile: "From now on, only Long Tianxing dares to continue plotting your little secret, Dai Kun... I won't dare to mess with you in the future!"
Shang Jingjing sat up straight at once, stared straight at Lin Tao and asked, "What do you mean?"
"It's just that Dai Kun was taken care of by me, and I will never dare to trouble you!"
Shang Jingjing opened his mouth in surprise, and couldn't believe his ears at all.
"You...are you telling the truth?"
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