Don't take land as a fairy

Chapter 2 The Merry Land

Because of killing Hongze Longjun by mistake, Li Mu graduated ahead of schedule, not to mention confiscating his life-saving magic weapon, and also abolishing the immortal method he had learned.This made it hard for Li Mu to accept it all at once, if it wasn't for the Great Immortal Tong Yuan trying his best to comfort him, Li Mu wouldn't mind making a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace once.Although, he doesn't have this ability yet.

Since then, Li Mu has a good impression of Tianting.Others are vying to go to heaven to be an official, but he would rather wander in the lower world.

Li Mu's immortal method was taught by Tong Yuan Daxian, so it should be taken back by Tong Yuan Daxian.

"Mu'er, you must not harbor resentment and delay the right path of cultivation. The Dao leads to the same goal, as long as you devote your heart to the Dao, you will practice the same everywhere. As a teacher, I promise you that you will return to Tongyuan in at most ten years." Let’s take this time as a long-term experience.” Daxian Tongyuan took Li Mu out of the heavenly court, comforting him all the way.It is not difficult to see the reluctance and love of Immortal Tong Yuan for Li Mu in the kind voice.

In 20 years, this happened the first time he was let go.Is it because of Li Mu's bad luck, or because his master didn't arrange well?Daxian Tongyuan blamed himself a little.

"Master, you don't have to worry about your disciples. Didn't you always say that you don't take pleasure in things and don't feel sorry for yourself. I will make good arrangements for these ten years, and I can just see the human world." Li Mu didn't want the master to do it for him. Worry, and find a reason for yourself not to be sad anymore.I used to always think about the outside world, but now I just give myself a long vacation, so I can have a good experience, right?

Great Immortal Tong Yuan nodded, he watched Li Mu grow up, and he knew Li Mu's character very well.He knew that Li Mu might not be able to untie this knot for a while, but this was no longer a problem.Li Mu has a natural adaptability and can adapt to any environment at any time.

"The magic power of the land is low, so you must not compete with others and ask for hardship. From now on, without the care of your teacher, you should be cautious in your words and deeds, and do more good deeds, which can also benefit one side and achieve positive results sooner." Tong Yuan Daxian He personally sent Li Mu to Qingshui Village, Qingshui County, and then turned into a streamer and disappeared into the air. [

"Mu'er, for the sake of the big plan, I have to wrong you first." Daxian Tongyuan stood on the cloud, reluctantly looking at Li Mu who was going away.

Li Mu, who was used to teasing people, suddenly came to this remote wasteland, and suddenly felt a little uncomfortable.Qingshui County is poor, and Qingshui Village is even poorer. The previous land lords either quit because they couldn't bear the poverty, or they neglected their duties and neglected their duties.The old Jade Emperor gave Tong Yuan great face and spared Li Mu's death.But under the pressure of the god general Xianban, Li Mu was thrown into this embarrassing place.As long as there is a slight negligence, he can be blamed.

"Human world?" Li Mu was looking around in depression, when he suddenly thought of the colorful human world that his senior brothers had said, and his curiosity swept away his depression.I'm too lazy to find my own cave, so it's not too late to go to the city first.

Do as soon as you think of it, this is Li Mu's consistent style.

When I came here, I passed the sky above the city, judged the direction, "Flee!" Li Mu stomped his foot on the ground, and immediately fell into the soil.The only magic skill of the Lord of the Earth is earth escape, and the land is their world.

Find a deserted place outside the city and emerge from the ground.Li Mu walked towards the gate of the city swaggeringly like a son-in-law with his hands behind his back.The two rows of guards guarded the gate were skinny soldiers, vigorously checking the passers-by, and when they saw Li Mu, they politely let him pass.In such a poor place, those who could afford good clothes were the rich, and ordinary soldiers naturally did not dare to mess with the rich.

The county seat is not as desolate and remote as the suburbs, and the poor are poor, but there are all the facilities that should be there.Street stalls, old men who drink, juggling troupes, and singing troupes are nothing new to Li Mu.On Tongyuan Mountain, how can there be such a scene, Li Mu only feels that his eyes are not enough to see, looking left and right are all things that attract attention.

"Huh, is that a woman?" When Li Mu exchanged eyes, he suddenly saw a young girl passing by.The girl was dressed up and dressed up, with heavy makeup and rouge on her face. The two piles of soft flesh on her chest fluctuated with her pretentious steps, dazzling the people around her.There are no female disciples in Tongyuan Mountain, and Li Mu has never seen a woman, and his knowledge of women only exists through word of mouth from his brothers.Boring monks will inevitably add more details when talking about women, so Li Mu's understanding of women is extremely distorted.In his understanding, women are either for eating or for playing.

Immediately staring at the two dazzling lumps of flesh, Li Mu's heart suddenly brightened: No wonder the brothers privately said that women's breasts are very interesting, the fleshy ones are like two tender balls, they really look good.As long as he thinks about it, Li Mu decides to find out. He has played everything that can be played in Tongyuan Mountain, and he just tried it today.I heard from my seniors that I only need to spend some money, and I happen to have some money on me.

He walked quietly behind the woman, directly ignoring the mixed gazes around him, swayed to the left, and then aimed for the right opportunity to strike.Li Mu's extremely obscene behavior immediately attracted everyone's attention.Although he knew that he was planning to plot something wrong, but seeing that he was dressed in gorgeous clothes, no one dared to step forward to stop him.

The woman didn't know that there was such a treasure following behind her, and she thought that her attire today was particularly eye-catching. When she was happy, she poked her head around and winked to tease passers-by.Seeing a handsome young man in front of him, the woman withdrew her hands and raised her hair, and flirted with two winks.When the young man was stunned, Li Mujian seized the right moment and stretched out his hand from behind to grab the two balls of softness.

A soft, comfortable feeling immediately spreads from the palm of the hand, which is irresistible.It seems to be traveling in the sky on colorful auspicious clouds, chasing the wind and chasing the sun; it also seems to be traveling in the sea holding the water-avoiding spell, stepping on the water and playing with the waves.Gently rubbing, like a pulsating electric current sweeping the whole body, it is so crispy and itchy that people can't put it down.Squeeze it, like two groups of silky clouds, it is the most comfortable bed.

"what--"

However, this kind of enjoyment didn't last long, a scream that was comparable to that of the Jiuxiao Golden Falcon pierced the silence, and the people around who were holding their breath and looking up suddenly woke up like ice thawing, and became commotion.

"Indecent!" The woman didn't know what she was doing, and she had been touched by countless hands on weekdays, but she called it so seriously today.As if she was still a [-]-year-old girl who was just about to be released, and she was molested by others, the archway was erected to the ninth heaven. [

Li Mu didn't know that the woman would have such a big reaction, he looked at her stupidly, touched his head and said, "Why are you screaming so loudly, just give you how much money you want."

The woman will be called Li Mu also heard from the senior brothers, but it is not as ecstasy as the senior brothers said, on the contrary it is extremely harsh.He also thought that the girl wanted to extort more money.Unbeknownst to him, several pairs of angry eyes around him were looking at him with fire.

Even if you are a relative of the emperor, you don't want to bring such a hooligan in the street, there is no law for the king.Let's just think about it, you really dare to do it!The men around were jealous and hated, as if their own sister had been molested.

"You rascal, bastard, you are not as good as a beast." The woman is worthy of being a veteran of the romantic scene, and suddenly she covered her face with her sleeves, and her pitiful appearance aroused the anger of the surrounding people even more.The encirclement has shrunk again.

"Woman, why are you swearing?" Li Mu didn't understand, this woman was too unreasonable, and it's not like he didn't give money.

Seeing Li Mu's look like a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water, the woman almost got angry, and said angrily, "Not only will I scold you, but I will also beat you to death." , pinching the trouser legs and scratching and beating Li Mu.The men around instantly turned into "gentlemen who protect flowers with hatred and hatred", and some of them carried noodle rolling pins with them.Undeclared war, although Li Mu was angry, he kept in mind his master's words not to hurt ordinary people casually, and planned to set up a shield for them to punch and kick.But after holding the spell for a long time, he realized that he didn't have any magic power.In desperation, in desperation, he had no choice but to pick up a soil escape and escape.

"Hey, where are the people?" Since there were too many people who "did what is right", no one cared how Li Mu escaped in the chaos.Everyone only cared about whether the woman was injured, and they didn't bother to care about where Li Mu escaped, and came to comfort the woman one after another.In the chaos, it is inevitable that there will be people who take advantage of the opportunity.

Li Mu had just escaped into the ground, but unexpectedly fell into the cave of the local land master.The tea that the white beard land had just brewed was crushed by Li Mu's foot.The old man looked at the tea he had painstakingly brewed, and felt distressed: "My tea..." It was a good oolong that he got by wasting his boss's mind, and it was the most effective for clearing fire and defecation.

Li Muqing knew that he was wrong, and quickly apologized: "I'm sorry old man, I will pay you next time."

"It's up to you to compensate me. What company do you take with you? It's a good oolong." The old man blushed, and tried to stare at Li Mu, "Who are you, why did you come to me?" Come?"

"Uh——" Li Mu was stunned for a moment, then remembered his position, stretched out his hand and pointed around and said: "I am the new land of Qingshui Village. I just took office and am familiar with the environment."

"Qingshui Village?" When Laotu heard this place, half of his anger disappeared immediately.He has been in charge of land in Qingshui County for a hundred years. Since he took office, Qingshui Village has changed at least a hundred lands.The longest is no more than five years, and the shortest is only three months.The old land wants to know how long this young land can last.To be honest, he had lived for hundreds of years, and it was the first time he had seen such a young land.

"Since I'm a colleague, I miss you, forget it. You can go." The old man said secretly.Of the several hundred lands in Qingshui County, only he lived the happiest life.Adults don't care about villains, you ask a person who can't eat enough to ask for the best famous tea?We can't blame the debtors for not repaying their debts, but only blame the debtors for their mental illness.

Seeing that this old land house doesn't have anything to entertain guests, Li Mu doesn't want to stay any longer.He nodded and was about to leave, but just as he lifted his foot, he put it back again.

"What's the matter, what's the matter?" Old Land was stunned for a moment, thinking that Li Mu knew about the situation in Qingshui Village and wanted to cry poorly to him.

Li Mu asked: "The people here are too unfriendly. I just touched a woman's chest. There is no need for everyone in the county to hit me with sticks."

"..." The old land almost fell over. He looked at Li Mu blankly for a long time, and after confirming that he was a product of the earth and not a visitor from Mars, he said impatiently: "A man's head, a woman's chest, are those that can be used casually?" Touching? Men and women are different, not to mention touching breasts, even skin-to-skin contact is not allowed. Just use a stick, which is already relatively light."

"Oh." Li Mu nodded half-understood, just when the old man thought he was going to leave, Li Mu suddenly withdrew his steps, turned around and asked, "Why can't a man's head be touched?"

The old land hated him so much, if it wasn't for his weak body, he really wanted to kick him to the Nine Heavens.Li Mu rushed out: "You go out first, you will know when you go out."

Coming out of the cave in the old land, Li Mu popped up on another street.As the sun sets and the lights dim, the pre-curfew nightlife has just begun.At night, human nature is released, and the fireworks in the red light district are extraordinarily lively.Fortunately, Li Mu did not choose this street, otherwise he would regard the most primitive side of human nature as the truth of existence, and the whispers of his seniors as wise words.

Passing by a restaurant, Li Mu suddenly felt a little hungry, so he regarded it as his own kitchen.For his own kitchen, Li Mu has never been polite.

Braised chicken, sauced duck, steamed goose, fat beef, pink pig, etc. are dazzling, and the things here are much richer than the kitchen in Tongyuan Mountain.Growing up so big, I have never eaten so many delicious things.Immortal cultivators pay attention to blandness, so the taste cannot be blander.This time, Li Mu will eat back the amount of 20 years at a time.

"Hi—" With a big belly, he let out a long and comfortable hiccup, "So there are so many delicious things in the world, and the brothers don't know?" Picking his teeth with his little finger, he rolled his tongue and swallowed the meat between his teeth into his stomach.Then he squeezed a Tudun to transfer with a satisfied face.When leaving, I mistakenly took a pot of wine for tea and took it away.

Juggling on the street always attracts people's attention. "Those who have money will hold a money show, and those who have no money will hold a personal show." This kind sentence made most people who hold a show feel at ease to watch the juggling all night.Breaking big rocks on the chest, spinning hula hoops, kicking jars, etc., are too childish for Li Mu before, but the courage of the performance is worth admiring.

Seeing the wonderful thing, Li Mu took a sip of wine and cheered: "Okay!" In a daze, the only ten taels of silver he had on his body fell into the juggling plate at some point.It was the first time he drank such delicious tea, although he was a little dizzy, but the taste was really not bad.Just kidding, this is the century-old cellar incense that the owner of the shop has treasured for a long time. I don’t know how many times he has greeted the eight generations of Li Muzu’s ancestors.

Li Mu just took a sip of the wine and wandered around the streets and alleys for three times. He found that he had fallen in love with the pleasures of the world.Cultivating immortality and becoming a Buddha is nothing more than seeking a happy and long life, and several people have devoted their whole lives to this.It turns out that being a land on earth is the happiest thing.But why are so many people looking far away to pursue the distant immortality?