house fairy

Yue Fei pulled Ruoshui and escaped from the restaurant in embarrassment.

Being watched by so many strange eyes on Yue Fei feels a lot of pressure. If it is a fragile person, I am afraid that he will suffer from depression.

"Weak water, when we eat out in the future, can you... restrain yourself a little?"

Yue Fei tactfully put forward his opinion to Ruoshui.

Ruoshui wiped the corners of his mouth with a napkin, gracefully threw the napkin into the trash can, and said with a contented smile, "Are you trying to teach the noble and beautiful fairies how to eat? Or, Ben The fairy gave you such a respected and rare opportunity, but you think it's unseemly to sit and dine with this fairy?" [

At the end, Ruoshui glanced sideways at Yue Fei from the corner of her eyes, and if Yue Fei's answer dissatisfied her, her little feet would immediately greet Yue Fei's calves intimately.

"That...not really."

Yue Fei didn't have any confidence, so he quietly distanced himself from Ruoshui.

"Hmph! Seeing that I'm in a good mood just after eating the big meal, I'll let you off this time."

Ruoshui originally wanted to kick him up to let him know how powerful he is, but seeing that he dodged ahead of time, he curled his lips and let him go.

"Thank you, Lord Fairy, for your forgiveness..."

Yue Fei was a little bitter. It cost more money to raise such a dog than anything else.

Although it is quite eye-catching... But Yue Fei is unwilling to admit that he has fallen in love with Ruo Shui, the arrogant one.

As soon as he opened the door when he got home, Yue Fei was dumbfounded.

Ah Huang was sitting on the sofa in the living room reading a newspaper, with a cigarette dangling from his mouth, the dining table was in a mess, soup was everywhere, and a paw print on the floor proved who the perpetrator was.

"Damn it! Where did you get the cigarettes!?"

Yue Fei couldn't calm down, so he swears directly.

Ah Huang put down the newspaper, blew a smoke ring, and said very calmly: "I found ten yuan on your desk, and then I went to the neighborhood supermarket to buy it."

"You went out!?"

"Thanks to the spare key on the shoe shelf, otherwise I wouldn't be able to come back."

"Nimma, you went out to buy something!? Do you want to be on the headlines tomorrow!?"

Yue Fei felt his heart pounding, and he almost saw the scene where the newspaper owner went crazy with such headlines.

"It's just buying something. Is it worth the fuss? Are there still few dogs buying things?"

Ahuangte glanced at Yue Fei contemptuously, human beings really like to make a fuss. [

Yue Fei thought about it too. Many foreign TV stations have broadcast programs in which the owner asks the dog to go shopping. Although people in China may be surprised when they see it, they will not be too surprised, and he immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

"Then what's going on?"

Yue Fei pointed at the dining table. The table was horrific, as if a war had been fought.

"At noon, I cooked a bowl of stewed noodles with tomatoes. Don't be so demanding on a dog's demeanor."

Ah Huanghun waved his paws nonchalantly, and continued to read the newspaper.

"Oh, by the way," Ah Huang poked his head out from behind the newspaper, "I've already showered, so don't worry about me getting the sofa dirty. By the way, your shampoo and body wash are pretty good, and your hair is very comfortable after washing." Refreshing, I will buy this brand next time."

"Nimma actually used my shampoo and body wash..." Yue Fei walked into the bathroom with a dark face. Sure enough, there was a layer of dog hair floating in the bathtub, and the drain was blocked.

This dog really doesn't see itself as an outsider!Yue Fei felt that the muscles on his face were trembling, which was a sign that his anger was about to explode.

"It seems that we need to make three chapters..."

With a grimace, Yue Fei took the newspaper away from A Huang's hand, and sat opposite it.

"You guys talk, I'm going to change clothes."

Seeing this, the corners of Ruoshui's mouth turned up slightly, he dropped a word lightly and went back to the house.

Ah Huang nodded with an honest look, extinguished the cigarette butt: "Say it."

"First, I, Yue Fei, am the owner of this family, and you are just a dog. I am the eldest in this family, the elder sister is the second, and Ruoshui is the third. So, you have to listen to us, you have Opinion?"

"I object, I should enjoy the right to personal freedom," Ah Huang thought for a while, resting his chin, and said, "Besides, the owner of this house seems to be your sister..."

"My elder sister usually listens to me, so I object." Yue Fei dismissed Ah Huang's objection with a straight face, and continued: "Second, I will buy you a bath tub and shampoo for pets in the future. , it is forbidden to use my shampoo and shower gel in the future, and of course, you are absolutely forbidden to touch my elder sister’s things, especially my elder sister’s clothes, if you dare to let me see it, then you will die.”

"You are racist, you are slandering my personality, I am a scholar, a thinker, a dog with depth, I demand fair and just treatment, and the right to use the bathroom like you."

Ah Huang feels that he has a unique connotation, so he should be treated like a human being.

"The opinion is rejected. You are a dog. You never need to treat dogs with racism, and you have no personality at all." Yue Fei was almost annoyed, and continued: "Third, it is not allowed to go out privately in the future, even if it is As a dog, we must follow us when we go out.”

"I hate being walked, that's why I escaped from the last owner's house..."

Ah Huang began to think about it.

"Fourth, I will prepare dog food for you in the future, and you are forbidden to enter the kitchen. Do you want us to eat a mouthful of dog hair when we eat in the future?" [

"this is not bad……"

Ah Huang nodded, as if he felt that he could really do this.

Yue Fei glared at him: "If you dare to do this, we will eat dog meat hot pot at night."

Ah Huang immediately became honest.

"No smoking in the fifth house!"

"Excuse me, is this really the 'three' chapter of the contract? You're cheating, right?"

"sixth"

Before Yue Fei could finish speaking, he was interrupted by a sudden scream.

"Yue Fei!!! I think you really want to die!!!"

Ruoshui rushed out of the bedroom with a face full of anger, his little face flushed red.

"what happened?"

Yue Fei stood up and looked at Ruoshui. He was a little confused. He was fine just now. After entering the room and trying on his clothes, he became like this... like... wait!change clothes?Yue Fei suddenly seemed to understand something...

"You, you, you...you actually bought that thing..." Ruoshui pointed at Yue Fei, his fingers were trembling, his eyes were watery, and he seemed to be about to cry out because of Yue Fei's bullying, "Are you doing it on purpose?" Are you mocking me? Or, you feel that your life is too ordinary, so you try to provoke me to get some excitement!?"

Yue Fei said awkwardly: "That... I just bought it in advance because I felt that you will be able to use it after a while... There is no other meaning."

"No other reason!? There is no other reason and you bought it so big on purpose! I think you just want to die!"

From Ruoshui's point of view, Yue Fei deliberately bought a large underwear and placed it in front of her to stimulate her.

Ruoshui raised his hand, and the mana that had been recovered with great difficulty quickly condensed.

Seeing this, Ah Huang hurriedly jumped off the sofa, fearing that it would affect Gu.

Furious, Ruo Shui knew that this level of palm thunder could not do anything to Yue Fei, so she waved her hand, and a palm thunder struck Yue Fei in the blink of an eye!

boom!

It was the first time for Yue Fei to feel what it was like to be shocked by an electric shock at such a big age. A strong electric current rushed through from head to toe, his muscles trembled, and a feeling of numbness came to his heart. His hair stands on end, looking ridiculous.

"Humph!"

Ruoshui turned his face away with tears in his eyes, and looked at the corners of her crystal eyes, which made Yue Fei feel guilty that he had really bullied her.

"This is just a small punishment, you are really hateful!"

After finishing speaking, Ruoshui turned around and left, closing the bedroom door tightly.

God!Yue Fei felt that he was more wronged than Dou E, that pink underwear was already the smallest size, God knows the smallest size underwear is still too big for the weak water now! !

Yue Fei stood there stiffly, unable to move at all, his limbs lost control due to the electric current, and it took at least ten minutes to recover.However, a heat flow naturally gushed out of his body and flowed rapidly. Although he only practiced for one night and had no effect, Xuanyuan Sword was in his body after all, the guardian of the divine weapon.

"Tsk tsk," Ah Huang lay on the balcony and couldn't help shaking his head, "Who is it wrong to provoke? Women; how big is it? It's not good to provoke young women; who is wrong to provoke? She is wrong; what is it? Not good? It just provokes other people's self-esteem... A woman is still a little woman, and even more so, a little woman with weak self-esteem... If she doesn't get angry today, I still feel weird."

Hearing Ah Huang's schadenfreude, Yue Fei immediately gritted his teeth and squeezed out a few words: "Now... let you...gloo... gloat... wait... I'm fine... look at me... How... to clean you up..."