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After class, Yue Fei and the others were ready to go. Because Fang Datou was worried, he decided to take Fatty Luo along with him. Zhen Haoting, a gossip guy, would definitely not miss this event, so he followed .

As for Lin Kele, this guy didn't seem to realize that his General Zhongwu was going to help another man on a blind date at the moment, and even helped him dress up with a smile on his face.

"Look at you smiling, aren't you afraid that Lao Yue suddenly sees that girl in the eye and wants you?"

Fatty Luo was sweating for Lin Kele.

Lin Kele's wrinkled and straight nose, the corners of his mouth turned up, his eyes curved like crescent moons: "He can't run away." [

Zhen Haoting looked at Lin Kele with envy, and said, "Sometimes I really envy Lao Yue, why did he have such a good fortune to have you as a childhood sweetheart? When I was young, I could only play with a few guys in the mud."

Fang Datou flipped his glasses, and quietly distanced himself from Zhen Haoting, saying, "Playing with piss in mud? It's disgusting..."

"Damn! Why do you have such a strong taste!" Zhen Haoting stretched out his hand, but he didn't reach Fang Datou. He stared at him and cursed: "I told you to watch less movies about the Kingdom of the Sun and you didn't listen to it. A good handsome guy, but he grows crooked when he grows, how much do you have to pay for mental damage to auntie!"

Fang Datou's glasses flashed, and he immediately fought back: "Are you so embarrassed to call me! Think how disgusting you are! The first time Auntie realized your existence, she couldn't help but vomited!"

When Yue Fei and Lin Kele heard this, they couldn't help laughing. It's rare to see Fang Datou be so sharp-tongued.

"I wipe..."

Zhen Haoting didn't expect that Fang Datou, a technical geek, would have a jedi to fight back, and he was dumbfounded, no, you don't lose if you lose!Zhen Haoting bulged his muscles, and said with a lewd smile: "Comrade Xiao Fangzi, I think your skin is itchy, shall we practice tonight?"

Fatty Luo said with a smile: "You two can toss slowly, the beds in the school are not strong enough, I will go out and open a room at night...how about I go and open a room for you and you go out to toss?"

"Go (go)!"

Yue Fei pulled Lin Kele and said, "See, don't chat with these guys in the future. If you stay with them for a long time, you will be dyed black sooner or later."

Lin Kele smiled and didn't take Yue Fei's words to heart at all. Of course she knew that Yue Fei was just joking, and if she really took it seriously, it would embarrass a few people.

A group of people smiled and cursed and came to Zhongshan Road. This is the commercial area of ​​Linjiang City. There are all kinds of international first-line brand stores. Of course, it is not clear whether the goods sold there are genuine or not.The place where the girl met Fang Datou was at the Starbucks here.

Yue Fei suddenly thought of an important question: "Speaking of which, you still haven't told me what the girl's name is."

Fang Datou was stunned for a moment, then he thought for a long time before he clapped his hands fiercely and said, "I figured it out! Her name is Yang Ling."

"I rely on you, don't you? The person you're on a blind date with, you actually have to think about the name for so long?"

Yue Fei and Lin Kele looked at each other.

"I've been a little busy recently, so I forgot about it all at once." Fang Wenming scratched his head, his face a little embarrassed, "Besides, there was no hope at all, so we'll be done after a while... Okay, we made an appointment to meet At that time, she was holding a book in her hand, don't mistake me..."

"What age is she still taking books? Should I hang a pen on my collar to match her?" Yue Fei had already complained: "What book does she want to take?"

"It seems to be called

Looking at the strange eyes of Fatty Luo and the others, Fang Da's face was flushed red, as if he had done something that was sorry for the society, the country, and the people. He raised his hand and said weakly: "Actually, I would suggest that she take A copy of "effetve"..."

Fatty Luo, Zhen Haoting and Yue Fei said in unison: "If you say that, then you are even more superb!"

Fang Datou shrunk his neck, and his whole body almost went into the ground.

"Don't be afraid, I'm covering you!"

Lin Kele laughed and patted Fang Datou's shoulder: "They bully you, just don't give them seeds in the future, don't let your title of 'Hua Da Seed King' be buried."

Fang Datou laughed with him, complaining endlessly in his heart, this title is naturally very honorable among boys, but why does it feel a bit strange to be praised so much by a girl?

Yue Fei frowned: "Speaking of which, don't you have a picture of her?"

Fang Datou honestly confessed: "No, I asked her to pass it, but she refused to give it. I originally wanted to crack her space, but I was afraid of infringing on her privacy, so I didn't do it."

Zhen Haoting hooked Fatty Luo's neck and said treacherously: "Maybe the old Fang cracks the code and goes in and finds a new door..."

Fatty Luo's eyes were shining brightly, and his saliva was about to flow out: "That's right, I have to chatter him when I go back at night..."

Lin Kele pointed at Fatty Luo: "Fatty Luo, your smile is too lewd."

Lin Kele's voice was as clear as a bell, and Fatty Luo seemed to be enlightened, with nectar pouring out of his heart, he hurriedly wiped his saliva, and put on a dignified look.

"Let's go in first and sit separately. We came so long in advance, that Yang Ling will definitely not know that we are together. Lao Yue, I will leave this Yang Ling to you to deal with! If it is the best, use the best method, If it's an ordinary little girl, don't embarrass her too much, and keep a line of life, so that we can meet each other in the future."

"Understood, why use your big mouth to teach me!"

Yue Fei and the others walked into the Starbucks, and one of them ordered a cup of coffee and found a place to sit down.

The air here is filled with a strong aroma of coffee. The light yellow wooden decoration style combined with soft and soothing music is indeed a good place for a date. Of course, it would be even better if you don’t want to embarrass others today.

Yue Fei squinted at the guys sitting across from him. They were fiddling with their mobile phones. They must not be doing something good. It is estimated that "Yue Fei's Starbucks blind date with literary and artistic young women" will soon be on the homepage of the campus website... …

Lin Kele gave Yue Fei a thumbs up, and Yue Fei was moved, as expected, Coke was the best for me.

Then Yue Fei saw Lin Kele's little face was full of excitement and took out the phone.

Yue Fei covered his face and talked for a long time, as expected he was careless in making friends...[

After about a few minutes, Yue Fei suddenly noticed that the monster gas detector on his chest was slightly warmed up, and he was stunned. Is there a monster?But this reaction is too weak, right?It doesn't look like a monster at all...

While Yue Fei was sitting there in a daze, a man suddenly stood beside him and asked, "Are you Fang Wenming?"

Yue Fei was stunned for a while before he remembered that he was playing Fang Datou at the moment, so he raised his head and glanced, and his expression changed immediately after just this one glance.

There are many people in this world whose thinking you can’t understand. For example, Shamate, for example, two generations who are only a teenager away from you. These people can be collectively referred to by two words in the eyes of normal people. That is: wonderful.

Yue Fei admitted that he had seen a lot of weird people on the Internet, those who never took a bath, those who ate poop, and those who mixed up gothic punk, but all of these combined did not have as much impact as this Yang Ling in front of him.

Didn't you see that everyone else in the coffee shop was shocked and speechless? ?

This... should be a woman, right?This was Yue Fei's first thought. After thinking about it, he thought it should be. After all, wearing a bra is worn outside.

This Yang Ling's hairstyle is very individual, like a snake sitting there with its head tilted, Alale must be very interested in her hairstyle... Maybe it's not intuitive to say that, okay, let's be more straightforward. It's her who walked all the way here with a hair like a pile of shit...

There was heavy makeup on her face, and the dark circles under her eyes made Yue Fei think it was a national treasure who had escaped from the zoo.The upper body is half-wearing and half-hanging with a white translucent silk dress. Yue Fei can't recognize what style it belongs to, but the highlight is that the black bra is actually worn outside the clothes...

The pants on her legs seem to have just been fished out of a shredder, and they have become strips from the knee down. The shoes on her feet... It's better to say that she wears high heels on her feet It is said that she came out on stilts, and the soles of those shoes are nearly 20 centimeters high!

Girl, how much resentment do you have for your height!no no!The place to complain is not what the girl here gave you the courage to go out! ?

Yue Fei was about to collapse. Fortunately, they thought it would be a melancholy literary freshman. Nima dressed up like this. How dare you carry a copy of "Jane Eyre" in your hand? Charlotte would know I jumped out of the tombstone in your anger!

"Are you Fang Wenming?"

Yang Ling seemed a little annoyed by Yue Fei's eyes. He frowned and repeated his question again, as if he had lost his patience.

"Right now I wish I wasn't..."

The first time he saw Yang Ling, Yue Fei had completely let go of Fang Wenming's heart. Seeing Yang Ling like this, Fang Wenming probably wouldn't be interested in it, no matter how heavy his taste was.So Yue Fei didn't show any morals, and insulted Yang Ling as soon as he opened his mouth.

"That means you are Fang Wenming?"

Yang Ling snorted, then unceremoniously sat down opposite Yue Fei.

Hello!She didn't understand the subtext in the words!Is she a single-celled organism! ?

Yang Ling snapped his fingers at the waiter and said, "Waiter, have a cappuccino."

Under the strange eyes of the server, Yue Fei said in a low voice: "This kind of Western-style fast food restaurants are all ordered at the bar by yourself... Forget it, you sit and I go."

Yue Fei felt that staying with her for a while was a crime. The smell of her perfume was too strong!

Another point that Yue Fei cared about was that as the distance between Yang Ling and him got closer, the temperature of the evil spirit detector rose a little more!

But Yang Ling is clearly just a human being!