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Originally, he wanted to find the monster that made Yang Ling pregnant, but he didn't expect the reality to play a big joke on Yue Fei.

Not one monster was found, but five.

What worries Yue Fei the most is that the reaction of these five monsters is exactly the same as that of Xishu back then, that is to say, these are five monsters at the level of demon spirits!

Without the help of Qingfan and Ruoshui, if he was discovered, he would definitely die!

Yue Fei buried his head deeply, absolutely not to be found! [

"Have you found your target?"

Yue Fei's abnormality was naturally noticed by Ning Hailan. Seeing Yue Fei's appearance, even she was a little nervous. What he wanted to investigate was not a murderous fugitive?What if found out?What if you are taken hostage?Will he save himself?Can I escape by myself?

Women's imaginations are extremely rich, so they can always substitute film and television plots into reality. Yue Fei just discovered the five monsters, but Ning Hailan has already rehearsed all possible events in his mind.

"I found it..." Yue Fei realized that something was wrong with Ning Hailan's mood as soon as he opened his mouth, and he hurriedly comforted her: "Don't be nervous! It's easy for me to attract their attention. If you get nervous again, we will be even more nervous. It's obvious!"

"I-I know..."

Ning Hailan took a few deep breaths and tried to calm herself down, but the more she did this, the more nervous she became.

Drink some wine... Ning Hailan thought so, so she picked up a glass of apple brandy on the table and poured it into her stomach. The warm liquid quickly dispersed, which really stabilized her mood, but because she drank too much Suddenly, she also felt a little dizzy.

While Ning Hailan was drinking, Yue Fei poked his head out and observed quietly. Because of the Xuanyuan Sword, he was able to see through illusions and see through the monster's body, so in his eyes he saw a few men wearing white shirts Tie's... genie.

"Wild boar monster...wild horse monster...buffalo monster...wild goat monster...wild dog monster...pig, horse, cow, sheep and dog? It turns out that they just took their own bodies as their surnames. These monsters are not stupid...but they What's the matter with all the clothes? Could it be that you work here?... I really do!"

Yue Fei's face was full of disbelief, the monsters in the distance started to scatter around, and then started to serve as waiters, and they seemed to be very popular, many female customers were generous with tips, and even a few It was obvious that he had some ambiguity with them, but he started chewing on it on the spot.

"This shit... is blind."

Yue Fei looked at the woman kissing the wild boar demon in the distance, and suddenly felt that his 24k krypton gold dog eyes were not enough.Although he knew that in the eyes of that woman, Zhu Xiaotian, who was transformed into a pig demon, must be handsome and handsome, but in Yue Fei's eyes... all kinds of pains, because he suddenly thought of a very profound question: Yang Ling was born Which monster is it?

The black mane on the back of the monster seems to be that of a pig demon, but it has the feeling of a horse demon, and the horns on the monster's head look like bull horns, but there are traces of a sheep demon on its body, the most painful It's the paws that belonged to the dog demon...

The corner of Yue Fei's mouth twitched, should it be said that it was as expected?Yang Ling was probably caught by these five monsters that day... This kind of headline involves humans x beasts, and many people x are going to be mosaiced. It is really painful to describe in detail.

Seemingly aware of something, Zhu Xiaotian, the wild boar demon over there, suddenly turned his head to look this way, Yue Fei hurriedly retracted his head, picked up his wine glass and pretended to be drinking.

"Well, I drank it all, how can you be so cunning...hehe."

A gust of fragrant wind came, and as soon as Yue Fei heard the sound, Ning Hailan clapped his hand and watched Yue Fei take a big gulp of wine with a smile.

"Cough cough..."

Suddenly drunk, Yue Fei coughed, and was about to reprimand Ning Hailan, but found that she was cuddling up, her body feeling a little hot. [

"It's definitely not okay for you to stalk like this. It's too obvious to sit here and not drink, dance or strike up a conversation...Come on, be natural and have a few drinks with me."

Ning Hailan whispered softly beside Yue Fei's ear, and then raised the wine glass for him.

"you're drunk?"

"you guess……"

Ning Hailan's answer was very meaningful.

Yue Fei didn't want to drink at first, but he noticed that Zhu Xiaotian was walking towards him, and with a frown, he took advantage of the opportunity to wrap his arms around Ning Hailan's waist, with a smile on his face, and said deliberately, "Xiao Baby, you won't be able to bear the consequences of molesting me, after drinking this drink, there will be another drink!"

"I hate it..." Ning Hailan punched him deliberately, and then said: "I've already drank a lot, it's your turn."

"Good good..."

Yue Fei readily agreed, feeling bitter in his heart, but bit the bullet and downed the glass of brandy.

"Hello, Ms. White Peacock, Mr. Huang Xuanfeng, may I help you?"

Zhu Xiaotian's voice is deep and full of magnetism. Even if he is a radio host, he would be a bit of a talent. Hosting the midnight show will definitely make a lot of lonely young women gurgling. If you are a young girl who is new to society, you will definitely be fascinated by his voice. Seven meat and eight vegetarian.

Looking at the big pig's head bowing to him in front of him, Yue Fei felt his ass hurt, but fortunately, he didn't seem to notice his abnormality yet.

Yue Fei scolded very rudely: "Who called the waiter? It's okay, don't bother me and my baby!"

Zhu Xiaotian didn't react much after hearing Yue Fei's words. He smiled and looked at Ning Hailan: "What do you mean? This beautiful white peacock lady."

After all, this is a night show that is dominated by female customers, and women's opinions are the most important.

Ning Hailan looked at Zhu Xiaotian with a confused look, and then said: "We didn't call the waiter, this is a tip, you go to work, don't bother us."

Ning Hailan took out a few old people's heads from his bag and stuffed them into Zhu Xiaotian's shirt, and gave him a leery look, and said, "It's a pity that you came late, otherwise my target tonight might become you Woolen cloth."

"It's my honor, Ms. White Peacock, please summon me anytime if necessary, and you, Mr. Huang Xuanfeng, I, Zhu Xiaotian, am always ready to do any service for you."

Zhu Xiaotian made a very standard aristocratic salute, and then gently kissed the back of Ning Hailan's hand.

Yue Fei tried his best not to look so weird, trying to look like a jealous man instead of a man shocked by Beauty and the Beast.

"Bastard! The baby is mine tonight! How dare you kiss her! I'm going to sue you!"

"Silver Mask does not accept complaints from male customers, please take care of the beautiful and charming lady by your side, otherwise you may return with regrets tonight."[

Zhu Xiaotian chuckled, took two steps back, saluted again, then turned and left.

"What an attractive man, good-looking, elegant and decent... But why did he do this? Did I blush?"

Ning Hailan touched his cheek suddenly while speaking.

"How can I see whether you are blushing or not!" Yue Fei gave her a blank look, and said angrily, "What's wrong with being a waiter? I used to wash and brush dishes in restaurants and nightclubs. Do you look down on us as waiters?"

Ning Hailan laughed dumbly: "Are you really ignorant or are you just pretending to be stupid?"

"What do you mean?"

"Although I didn't say it explicitly, all the waiters here can come out of the closet," Ning Hailan pointed at Zhu Xiaotian's back, and laughed strangely, "In other words, they are all cowherds! People like him, If you don’t have [-] yuan at night, you probably won’t be able to take it out.”

"puff!!!"

I don't know how many times Yue Fei has lost his composure tonight. A powerful monster who fell from the fairy world to the mortal world, even if he lost all his magic power, he still has a strong physical foundation, right?Invulnerability is the basic skill!No matter how bad it is to act as a bodyguard for someone, can't you do something like that! ?In the end, he was reduced to the point of being a cowherd and selling his strength! ?Where did your integrity go? ?

and many more!

Yue Fei suddenly began to make a comparison in his heart. Being a bodyguard is hard work, and being a cowboy is also hard work, but one is running around and working hard, and the other is working hard on the bed. As long as the capital is strong enough to make women happy, it’s enough for him to work hard as a bodyguard. The wages of being a bodyguard are about tens of thousands of yuan a month, and being a cowboy can cost tens of thousands of yuan for a night of comfort. The most important point is that the salary of being a bodyguard is monthly. , when a cowherd salary is cash and will not deduct performance ah soul light!

What a huge advantage this is now when wage arrears and performance deductions are serious!

After such a calculation, Yue Fei suddenly burst into tears. It turns out that Cowherd is such a promising profession!

But it is such a promising profession, and I don't even have the qualifications to enter it!

"This handsome guy is the target of your investigation? I don't think he looks like a fugitive or a criminal with such a handsome guy..."

How else can we say that all women belong to the Appearance Association?Judging by his handsome parents, he directly denied the possibility of him being a criminal.

"I'm not sure whether he's handsome or not..." Yue Fei's mind was filled with the sight of a wild boar smiling with its bloody mouth wide open, and the scene of a white woman lying on the bed. I couldn't help shivering all over, and said angrily: "...But will the criminal tell you that he is a criminal? Let me tell you a secret that you don't know, many men are murderers!"

"what!?"

Ning Hailan was stunned for a while, and suddenly she realized, a little shy and angry, snorted, and said: "Then let me tell you a secret, many women are ogres!"

Yue Fei was dumbfounded, and Ning Hailan smiled shyly: "But I'm not an ogre..."

"I'm not a murderer..."

"So we're all like-minded people."

"Each each other."