house fairy

"Enough is enough... This guy will really die if you chop it down..."

Yue Fei looked at the scorched and miserable Wutongshen all over his body, and he felt the same way. He held Ruoshui to prevent her from taking drugs.

"Bastard! Bug! Bastard! Who has a flat chest!? Which eye do you see that this fairy has a flat chest!? Idiot servant, let me go! How dare it provoke the majesty of this fairy like this! Make sure to let it know about this fairy! sharp!"

Hey, if breasts are your majesty, then your majesty really isn't much...

Ruoshui was completely pissed off. Originally, when she was in the fairy world, she was surrounded by almost ascetic immortals, so there were no other fairies to discuss her figure with her. At most, she made some pills to whiten her skin. [

But since she came to the mortal world and lost her mana, her state of mind has also changed from a tall Luo Jinxian to a proud little girl, and there are often people around her who compare their figures, so now she almost feels very nervous when she hears the topic of "breast". very sensitive.

What's more... this Wutongshen was clearly doing his own death... he didn't even think about whether his equipment was of a high level, so he dared to challenge the weak water to open his big face.

It's true that people can't stop it even if they want to die.

"Calm down your anger... I can only blame it for having eyeballs. Who said you have no breasts? You obviously have them! And it will definitely grow bigger and fuller, which will make women all over the world envy and hate."

Yue Fei glanced at the slightly bulging purse on Ruo Shui's chest, and felt that what he said was a bit ignorant, but he didn't want to court death...

The good thing is that Ruoshui is a tsundere after all, tsundere, after all, she should be tsundere, if she is only arrogant but not coquettish, it will only make people upset and disgusting, if she is only coquettish but not arrogant... then she is not Weak water.Regarding Aojiao, although Yue Fei doesn't have much experience, he also knows that Aojiao is mostly a soft-spoken and soft-hearted donkey. As long as you say nice things to coax her according to her wishes, she will be calmed down and become a soft girl after a while .

"Who wants to grow up so big! It's disgusting...you spy on me!?"

Ruoshui's eyes widened suddenly, and his face flushed red. Yue Fei's words were so sure that Ruoshui immediately misunderstood.

Yue Fei said firmly: "Absolutely! Yes! No! Yes!"

"Hmph! You mean I don't even have the charm to attract you to peep!?"

"Stop making trouble, okay... If I say no, then it's not... Hurry up and get down to business..."

Yue Fei reluctantly raised his hands in surrender.

"Hmph! It's fine if you don't have it! You'd better be honest, or you will be [-] times worse than it in the future!"

After Ruoshui finished speaking, he raised his head and walked towards the twitching Wutongshen like a proud little peacock.

"Now, who listens to whom?"

Ruoshui stood next to the huge head that was taller than her, and she just kicked her leg. The thick-skinned Wutongshen didn't respond, but she almost lost her balance and fell to the ground.

Yue Fei hurriedly supported her, and glared at Ah Huang, who was grinning strangely beside him: If you want to die, don't implicate us!

Ah Huang hastily covered his mouth and turned his back. If Ruoshui saw him gloating, the consequences would be unimaginable.

"What a disgusting monster, what are you doing with such a thick skin!"[

Angrily, Ruoshui raised his foot and kicked vigorously a few times, and then he was relieved.

Yue Fei said to Wutongshen: "Five obscene demons, do you have anything else to say?"

"Yes... yes..." Wutongshen twitched, and lifted his eyelids vigorously, "At least... at least please call me Wutongshen..."

Hey, the place you care about is actually here! ?

"The five evil demons are the recognized name for you in the Sumi world, you just admit it! In addition, I advise you to listen to Master Ruoshui, otherwise you will never return to the fairy world. If you are not willing to obey Master Ruoshui, then we I don't mind sending you on your way..." At this time, Xi Shu also came up to make troubles, gearing up, obviously wanting to get some interest back from Wutongshen.

"I'm also a monster with ideals and aspirations now! How can I be called a prostitute!?" Wutongshen suddenly roared: "The mere black history in the past can't hinder my future achievements! Now I have a new look, I have been reborn! Because I have found the meaning of my existence! That is to make some achievements in the great career path of cowherd! I am a male demon who aspires to become the number one cowherd in the world! It's death! It can't stop my enthusiasm for pursuing my ideal!"

"Boom!" There was a muffled sound, and a bolt of lightning fell from the sky. As soon as Wutongshen raised his head, he was knocked down again. Ruoshui's palm was beating with electric sparks, and the bluish-white electric sparks illuminated her cheeks. An angry expression means she is very angry at the moment.

"A mere lowly lewd demon dares to talk about great ideals in front of this fairy. It's ridiculous! Although there is a shortage of manpower to keep you, it is still useful, but since you sincerely want to die, then this fairy will help you now! "

After Ruoshui finished speaking, he grabbed Yue Fei with one hand and began to draw mana.

A heavy coercion loomed on Wutongshen.

"Oh!"

A burst of white smoke suddenly exploded, followed by five "puff puff" sounds, and when the smoke cleared, five monsters headed by Zhu Xiaotian threw their bodies on the ground with their heads firmly on the ground, and said in unison: "Master Ruoshui, please!" Be sure to save the little demon's life! The little demon is willing to contribute a small amount of strength to you, to do the work of a dog and a horse!"

Yue Fei was dumbfounded: "Hey! How about your courage to pursue your dreams that even death can't stop!? Your integrity has been shattered!"

Ma Chen looked at Yue Fei with disdain and said, "No matter how beautiful the dream is, you have to live to pursue it! Morality? What is that thing? Can it be eaten?"

Yue Feimoran, morality is... really not edible.

"Very good," Ruoshui narrowed his eyes, looked at the five people who were worshiping on the ground, with the corners of his mouth slightly raised, a little proud, and said: "You have made the right choice, this fairy will be merciful, please forgive me But in the future you must obey the orders of this fairy, if you dare to disobey, then this fairy will accept your orders without hesitation."

"Absolutely not. In the future, Mr. Ruoshui will let us go east, we will never go west, let us go up the mountain, we will never go into the sea, let us take off our pants, and we will never wear clothes..."

Ruoshui was ashamed and angry, and said angrily: "Who, who asked you to take off your pants, you bastards! Heaven's punishment!"

boom!Another bolt of lightning strikes!

Zhu Xiaotian, who was covered in scorched black, was very aggrieved: "I'm just describing it... I didn't really do it..."

Niu Dali asked in a muffled voice: "So Master Ruoshui, what exactly are you calling us for?"

"What to do?" Ruoshui was stunned for a moment, "I haven't figured it out yet." [

"……What?"

The Wutongshen were all dumbfounded, and they rushed over to subdue us before they could figure it out?Who are we to provoke! ?

"Why do you ask so many questions!" Ruoshui became a little impatient, glaring at them and said, "It's not that I want to take this job, it's not that those three old bastards asked me to solve this mess... In short, you will still help me in the future." I found other monsters and subdued them all, this is my task, and naturally it is also the direction you should work hard for!"

"This... well..."

"In addition, the gate of the fairy world is not so easy to open, and the current mortal aura is so dirty and lacking, it is even more difficult. If you want to return to the fairy world, this fairy also needs your contribution .”

"This...Master Ruoshui, it's fine for us to contribute, or it's fine for us to help you, that... can we not go back to the fairy world?" Zhu Xiaotian said cautiously, "Once we return to the fairy world, we are designated to be locked up again." In the Sumeru world, although the inside is pretty good, life is a bit too monotonous, we feel that life in the mortal world is more suitable for us..."

"That's right," Ma Chen nodded hurriedly, "We want women and women and money and money in the mortal world, and no one can beat us, so why go back to the fairy world?"

Niu Dali echoed: "The profession of cowherd is very suitable for us. From now on, this will be our lifelong career. With this ability, we will definitely not have to worry about food and clothing in the future."

Yang Yue also said: "There is no one more suitable for us than this profession. No matter how good the Xumi world is, it is not as good as the mortal world."

Gou Li nodded and said, "Not bad."

"At that time, it's up to you, you can do whatever you want on weekdays, but there is one thing, once I have something to do, you will immediately appear in front of me!"

"Follow the immortal's order!"

Wutongshen was overjoyed, and immediately made another big gift to Ruoshui.

"You go down."

Just as Wutongshen was ordered to go back to work, Yue Fei suddenly stopped them again.

"Wait! Do you know that the woman named Yang Ling is pregnant with your...your child?"

Yue Fei felt unusually awkward when he said this, what do you mean by "your" children?But this happens to be true...

Zhu Xiaotian was a little puzzled: "Is this unlikely? The essence and blood of a mortal woman can't withstand a demon fetus at all..."

"But the fact is, when she went for the abortion, those doctors were all killed by the guy she gave birth to, but that little monster was already killed by me."

Yue Fei said, paying attention to their expressions and seeing their reactions, which made him very confused. They didn't have the slightest anger that the child was killed, but they looked indifferent.

"I'm afraid this was an accident. We never thought that such a thing would happen. That Yang Ling was the first human woman we saw. At that time, one couldn't hold back and had sex with her..."

"I'm not holding you accountable, I just want to say..." Yue Fei sighed, "Remember to use condoms in the future, and don't kill anyone again, okay?"

Zhu Xiaotian suddenly realized, and hurriedly nodded: "I understand, my lord."

"Speaking of which... Idiot servant, what's the job of Cowherd?"

After Wutongshen left, Ruoshui looked at Yue Fei with some doubts: "Why are they so keen on pursuing this dream? Is this profession great?"

"what!?"

Yue Fei was stunned and didn't know how to answer.Qingfan next to him also blinked his curious eyes at Yue Fei, seeming equally curious.

"That's right...it's a great profession," Yue Fei said cautiously, "because this profession sacrificed itself, but saved many women from suffering..."