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Yue Fei bowed his waist, stepped on the back of the mung bean man, and said viciously, "What kind of monster are you? Have you seen any other monsters? Why are you selling arms... …Tell me everything you know! Or I'll let you know why the flowers are so red!"

"You can beat me! But this uncle is a real man! You don't want to use violence to make me compromise-well, I will do it all."

The mung bean man just stretched his neck to show his pure masculine temperament, but when he saw Yue Fei started gearing up, he immediately withered away.He didn't know that Yue Fei was just a paper tiger now, and he didn't have any dry goods in his stomach.

Bring out your tough guy temperament!

"I am Naming Snake. After I came down to earth, I have been careful until now, so I haven't encountered other monsters." [

Yue Fei became excited when he heard the words, and turned to Qingfan and said, "He is of the same family as you!"

"I'm not a snake demon!"

Before Qing Fan could speak, Ming Snake said angrily: "It's because of you damned illiterates! You always regard me as a snake demon and compare me with her! You even said that my uncle is also a snake demon but was caught by a The generation of women has surpassed it, and made this uncle unable to hold his head up every day in the Sumeru world! He is obviously not of the same race, so why do you say that about me!?"

Speaking of the latter, Ming Snake had a look of grievance, and looked resentfully at... the electric pole next to him.

I almost forgot that this guy is still super myopic.

"what?"

But Yue Fei was quite surprised: "It's strange, isn't Ming Snake a snake?"

"Even though there is a word snake in my name, I have wings, bastard! It's completely different from a snake!"

"So that's how it is... You've really raised your posture." Yue Fei looked suddenly enlightened, and it seemed that this was the reason why he had such a big opinion on Qingfan, "By the way, what's your name in the mortal world?"

"My current name in the mortal world is—"

Before Ming Snake finished speaking, Qing Fan interrupted him with a sneer: "It doesn't make sense to tell us what his name is. We will call him Ming Snake from now on."

Yue Fei thought about it, and nodded.

If you don’t want to know, don’t ask in the first place!

The choking Snake was about to go crazy, the veins on his forehead were throbbing, and he glared at the telephone poles. Although his skills were inferior to others and he lost, he couldn't play tricks like this!

"Friendly reminder, if you want to stare at me, you'd better look in this direction. You're staring at the telephone pole now."

Qing Fan patted Ming Snake's face with a smile, and pointed to himself.

So Ming Snake adjusted his direction in a panic, trying to put on an angry expression on his face, but with a Chinese character face and two mung bean-sized eyes, his efforts made him look even more ridiculous.

"Well, have you gone to the optical shop to test? Can you tell me how far-sighted you are?"

Yue Fei is very curious about how far-sighted it is to be able to tell the difference between a person five meters away and a telephone pole...[

"I-I don't know about this..."

Ming Snake's face turned red... He actually blushed... blushed... blushed...

I wipe it!It’s just asking about your myopia degree, it’s like poking your G-spot and getting hgh up! ?Don't blush, old man!The brick face and mung bean eyes are shy and not cute at all!It just makes people feel like the whole world is collapsing!

Yue Fei almost collapsed on the spot!

"I was chased away before I entered the gate of the optical shop!" Ming Snake was very wronged, "They said that the shop does not sell products for the blind."

This time Yue Fei was even more talkative. I'm afraid that those two mung bean-sized eyeballs are just for display.

When Ming Snake was in the Sumeru world, because of the aura that could restore mana at any time, it was not inconvenient to use mana to observe the world all the time. I can only try to see things with my eyes wide open, but it happens to be a very high degree of myopia...

Yue Fei sympathized with him very much, saying that he would not be able to do excimer surgery if he wanted to, and whether the laser could penetrate his cornea is still a problem...

Yue Fei shook his head and sighed, and asked again: "Why do you want to sell weapons? You don't look like you don't understand the situation in the mortal world, don't you know how much chaos your actions will cause to mortals! ? Or, is this actually what you did on purpose?"

Speaking of the latter, Yue Fei narrowed his eyes with a very dangerous expression.

If this guy is a dangerous person, he doesn't mind using Qing Fan's hand to kill the danger in its infancy.

Seeing that he finally stopped entangled in the eye problem, Ming Snake heaved a sigh of relief, and said: "After I came to the mortal world, I didn't see other guys. I thought I was the only one who was blown down, so I was excited for a while, but I also found that the aura in the mortal world is too scarce, except for some basic talents and small spells that can be used, and the price to be paid to use some powerful spells is too high, so I have been doing nothing... ..."

Ming Snake had a bitter expression at first, but when he said this, he suddenly became very excited: "But, one day, when I passed by a building, several books suddenly fell from it, and I talked about it I immediately picked up those books and read them... I found that there are many geniuses among mortals! Those books pointed me to the direction of my future! So I am going to do a big business!"

What book is so awesome! ?How could it be possible for a guy who was doing everything he could to eat and die to have such lofty and lofty ideals?Could it be something like "Sun Tzu's Art of War" and "Book of Changes"?Or "Thick Black Studies"?Yue Fei's brain was full of fog. Apart from these books, he really couldn't think of any books that could have great wisdom.

Ming Snake said happily: "After reading those books, I realized that what happened to me is called time travel. As long as I use my own advantages to make money, recruit younger brothers, kill the sun and slaughter the eagle, I will become the emperor of the whole world." It's just around the corner! Wahahaha... I will be the emperor of the mortal world at that time! Because I am the one who has the aura of the protagonist... No, monsters! And you are just the ones on my road to success Foreshadowing, like a stepping stone! Oh..."

Seeing how excited he was, Qingfan became excited too, and whipped up with a whip, screamed like a snake, and then showed an intoxicated expression and said, is it really okay?After only a few hours of effort, he was almost successfully trained!

Yue Fei's forehead was a little swollen. There was too much information in Snake Talk just now, which gave him a vague premonition: "What are the names of those books you read..."

""Urban Harem of the Supernatural Powerhouse", "The Overlord of the Underworld", "The Overlord of the Underworld", "My Bewitching Life", "Longyou Urban Domineering Shuang"... are all good books! I strongly recommend them You go and have a look! But you don’t have to think about a person like you who has no features and looks like a passerby, the protagonist must be me! This is my way!"

I'm really sorry that I don't have any features!An uppercut from the angry Yue Fei made Ming Snake shut up.He named several book titles in a row, and every time he said the name of a book, the muscles on Yue Fei's face twitched. Just hearing the name alone made people feel that it was impossible to look directly at the book with the aura of three-dimensional destruction. He actually Seeking it as the truth... Is this guy short-hearted?

Yue Fei covered his face, and after a long time, he took a deep breath and asked cautiously, "Although it's a bit presumptuous...but your name in the mortal world is..."

"Long Aotian!" Without hesitation, Ming Snake uttered a name that made Yue Fei twitch. "Only this kind of name is worthy of a pure man like me!"

"Is it because you read these books that you want to sell arms to quickly accumulate wealth, and then start recruiting younger brothers to conquer the earth..."[

"Of course, my uncle has studied it carefully. If everything goes well, according to the method mentioned in the book, the feasibility is very high! This uncle can completely complete the feat of unifying the mortal world within ten years, becoming the first person in the history of the mortal world. A true emperor!"

Seeing Naming Snake nodding his head so earnestly, Yue Fei looked up at the sky and spoke for a long time. After a while, he lowered his head and said earnestly, "Young man, middle school is a kind of disease, it needs to be cured..."

"What do you mean?"

Ming Snake didn't quite understand Yue Fei's words.

"It's nothing... just take it as a feeling from me."

As Yue Fei said, he had the urge to burst into tears, well, at point x, you win!Long Aotian has successfully stepped out of the circle of humans, and has entered the world of monsters!

"Hmph! My uncle has already said what he should say, should he let me go?"

Ming Snake struggled hard, but he didn't expect that after resting for so long, he still couldn't get rid of the gourd vine. It seems that this is really a very rare and precious magic weapon.

"Let you go? No, no, you made a mistake." Yue Fei waved his fingers and said very seriously: "Perhaps for some evil monsters, we will release them after we figure out their range of activities and the way they move. Yes, but we must strictly discipline you, a person with secondary illness like you, otherwise there will be great trouble in the world."

The second disease is not terrible, what is terrible is that the second disease is regarded as the truth, and what is even more frightening is that if this second disease is not disciplined, he really has the possibility of turning his second disease into reality step by step...

So Yue Fei didn't intend to let Ming Snake continue to run wild outside. This guy is an unstable factor, and he needs to be well trained.It is estimated that if Ruoshui's aura is fully activated, this guy should be able to calm down. With Yue Fei and Qingfan alone, there is probably nothing he can do about Ming Snake.

Huh?September?Hmm... Please treat her as she is, she is just a child, and her biggest role is to act as a mascot...

Another reason is that the second disease is very dangerous and must be cured!