house fairy

"No, no... Feifei, you have completely misunderstood. The 'monkey management rule' does not mean that the subordinate is a monkey, but that the subordinate's problem is a monkey, and the responsibility is a monkey. The key to this is that the subordinate employees should do it themselves. For the sake of evading responsibility, the work is handed over to the boss. If all the work is handed over to the boss, it is obvious that the manager's own time will become very insufficient."

"William Unken's Monkey Law is designed to help managers make sure that the right person is doing the right thing in the right way at the right time..."

Lin Kele corrected Yue Fei's misunderstanding while playing Ruoshui's PSP. Yue Fei, who was sitting next to her and studying hard, had his tangled hair almost tangled together.

"But if this is the case, why not call it 'Flea Management Law' or 'Trouble Management Law'? It really is such a misleading term..."

"Who knows, just remember anyway."[

Lin Kele didn't have so many problems. It was easy and enjoyable for her to memorize these knowledge points.

hateful!Why don't I have such a smart brain!Obviously I should be a genius, right?

On the way, I picked up a fairy and took it home, and adopted a monster as a landlord. This is clearly the rhythm of mainstream novels opening a harem. I must have the halo of the protagonist!That's right, I must be a genius in some respect, but I haven't discovered it yet!

Yue Fei comforted himself in his heart, clenched his fists and mustered his energy to continue fighting.

But after a while, he was discouraged again...

"Uh, Coke, Murphy's Law and Bell Effect are also tested... There are so many related knowledge points..."

Yue Fei asked Lin Kele for help with a dejected look on his face.

"It's okay, the teacher had some important points at that time—" Lin Kele raised his head and nodded his chin for a while, then stuck out his tongue and said: "—but you were sleeping at that time, the fourth paragraph on page two of my notebook No.30 The eighth paragraph is the relevant knowledge points, you can just read it~"

hateful!He even memorized every page and paragraph clearly!Why do I feel like an idiot more and more!

Yue Fei's self-confidence was severely hit.

"Don't care about this idiot, Coke, hurry up and fix your equipment and go to the snow mountain with me, I want to kill the dragon! Ah Huang can't count on it, his paws are very awkward for playing PSP."

Ruoshui impatiently called Lin Kele to play the game, and A Huanggu, who was struggling to fight on the game console with his claws, lay down next to him.

Damn it!I also want to play games happily!Yue Fei glared at Ruoshui as if he were a class enemy.

"Look carefully, I'll throw you out!"

Ruoshui stared back, and threatened a bit by the way.

Yue Fei had no choice but to continue studying hard. This was only the third day, and there were still many knowledge points that had not been reviewed. If he was thrown out at this time, the exam would really be over.

"Having said that, I still think this place is amazing."

While controlling the characters to change equipment, Lin Kele looked around, the ground as white as jade, the huge stone pillars soaring into the clouds, the hazy and fresh mist, the magnificent light like a dream... The shock when I saw it for the first time seems to have reached the present. It hasn't disappeared yet.

"That's natural. This is the magic weapon I refined with the best materials at that time. Although it is not as good as the Sumeru world refined by that old bastard, one day I will let a world surpass it!" [

Ruoshui raised his head proudly, his eyes were full of burning fighting spirit, and his tone had no doubts about his final victory.

"Before that, do your mission in the mortal world first. Who knows what those monsters scattered all over the world are doing now. If they really decide to disguise themselves and blend into the society, you won't be able to catch them so easily. .”

"Do you think everyone is the same as you? It seems that your IQ is only on the same level as Cirno's."

"Her name is Bingsha, not Qilunuo!"

Ruoshui gave a thumbs up calmly: "Don't care about the details at all."

"The law that the name is important makes people not care about it!"

"No, no, this is just your illusion. In fact, the two of you are the same body, the incarnation of the guy named Quaner Jiu, and only a person with discerning eyes like me can see it. "

"I'm actually the same person as Bingsha!? I'm a monster? No wonder!" Yue Fei angrily lifted the tea table and roared, "Actually, you just want to say that I'm an idiot, right?"

Ruoshui was shocked: "You actually realized it! This is unscientific!"

"You are the most unscientific existence, bastard! Don't play game consoles and challenge mortal scientific theories!"

Ruoshui picked up the cup on the small table next to him: "Congratulations, let's celebrate."

"Okay, okay!"

Lin Kele cheered, and also picked up the cup to touch her, and then drank it down.Soon, two blushes appeared on her face, and she sat there holding the jade cup and laughed foolishly.

"Why did you suddenly enter celebration mode!?"

Ruoshui took it for granted: "Of course it's to celebrate your failure in advance."

Yue Fei gritted his teeth and stared at Ruoshui: "If you don't curse me for a while, you won't be happy, will you?"

Ruoshui sighed, looking at Yue Fei with pity in his eyes: "You know too much."

"I wanted to ask two days ago, what did you give her to drink? She seems to be addicted to drinking these two days!"

Yue Fei looked at Lin Kele, very worried, hoping it wasn't something weird.

Ruoshui waved his hand indifferently: "It's nothing, it's just some wine brewed by fairies. I'm used to eating and drinking in the mortal world. It feels good to have a taste once in a while to miss it."

"Wine from the fairy world! Didn't you say that we mortals can't eat the things from the fairy world?!"

Yue Fei and Ah Huang's eyes lit up when they heard the words, they stretched out their hands in unison and said, "I want it too!"

"you sure?"

Ruoshui showed a strange smile, picked up a golden wine gourd on the table and threw it to Yue Fei, hehe laughed, her immature face was full of lazy amorous feelings, unexpectedly a bit The seductive obsequiousness made Yue Fei a little dazed.

After receiving the heavy wine gourd, Yue Fei shook it, and there was still a rattling sound inside, and before he opened it, he could already smell the refreshing aroma of wine.Like orchid like musk deer?Floral fruity?It seems to be both, and it seems to be neither. It is a wonderful and indescribable breath. Yue Fei dares to say that he has never smelled this kind of smell, as if it penetrates the soul.

Is this the fine nectar from the fairy world?I can't wait...just...what does Ruoshui mean?

Based on Yue Fei's understanding of Ruo Shui, she would never target it. Since she showed that expression, there must be something in this wine.

"What else can I say about this wine?" Yue Fei asked Ruoshui cautiously, "I can't drink it?"

"I thought you would rush to take a few mouthfuls... Well, is the expression on your face too obvious?"

Seeing Yue Fei's cautious look, Ruoshui looked very disappointed, touched his cheek, and couldn't help but pouted.Glancing at Yue Fei, Ruoshui's eyes wandered, "This wine...should...maybe...probably...maybe...well...maybe you can drink it now."

"Damn it! Who would believe so many uncertain words!"

Ruoshui straightened his body, and said confidently, "I just said you can drink it! I didn't say what the consequences would be if you drink it!"

"Then say it."

Looking at Lin Kele's appearance, Yue Fei couldn't help but feel a little worried, won't this careless and silly girl be fooled by weak water?

"Well, this wine is called Baihua Yulu Wine..."

"It's such a vulgar name, it always feels like something from the street. Don't tell me it's brewed from the essence of hundreds of flowers."

"You are right, but these hundred kinds of flowers are all kinds of fairy medicines, so this Baihua Yulu wine is actually a kind of medicinal wine."

"What's the effect?"

"This Baihua Yulu wine itself is brewed by a few fairies chatting with each other. Women who drink it can enhance their breasts and shape their bodies, beautify their complexion, and keep their youth forever..."

"The point is what happens when a man drinks it!"

Ruoshui curled his lips, but he didn't go around in circles, and said very simply: "Later, a few male immortals drank some by accident, but found that men who drank this wine can warm and nourish kidney essence, replenish lean energy, and enhance sexual intercourse. The effect is just too strong, and several male immortals who have not learned the way of dual cultivation even broke their precepts because of this."

Ah Huang rolled his eyes, to put it bluntly, for men, this wine is a special aphrodisiac.

Yue Fei's heart skipped a beat after hearing Ruoshui's words, and his eyes lit up while holding the golden wine gourd: This is the treasure I have always dreamed of!Maybe this wine can solve the problem that has been bothering me for a long time! ?Ha ha!It seems that my goal of building a great harem can be set sail soon!

Thinking of this, Yue Fei looked at Ruoshui very dissatisfied: "It's not like you don't know my situation, why did you not bring out such a good thing until now!"

"Well..." Ruoshui had a strange expression on her face, as if she wanted to laugh but was holding back, she said solemnly: "I can tell you with certainty that your problem is definitely not a disease, as for the specific situation , I don’t know either, so this wine is absolutely effective for you.”

"You are the pure yang body of the ninth life, do you know what this means? It means that your virginity has never been leaked for the ninth life. At present, I am sure that there is no one in the world who is more...well, stronger than your kidney, so your current The situation is definitely not a disease of kidney deficiency and physical weakness. On this basis, what will happen if you drink this wine?"

As Ruoshui said, his eyes narrowed, the corners of his mouth curled up, and he smiled like a little devil: "Maybe he will burn himself in flames to vent his anger, turn into a pervert, run naked on the street, and then roll around in the snow to cool down? ... you Would you like to have a sip~ I really want to see it, I don’t know why I always feel that this will be very~interesting~…”

Yue Fei's face turned livid: "Absolutely! Yes! No! Yes!"