house fairy

"So, don't call this lady by such a strange name! This lady's current name is Bingsha!"

As soon as he got home, when he opened the door, he heard Bingsha's energetic voice shouting, Yue Fei couldn't help but wonder what happened again.

"Got it, idiot, some ice."

Ruoshui handed the cup out casually, staring at the poker cards in his hand, his face was cloudy and uncertain, with a few notes stuck on his face, it seemed that he had lost a lot.

Bingsha snapped her fingers, and the cup in the weak sailor's hand jingled in an instant. In the blink of an eye, there were several crystal clear ice cubes in it. [

"The ice cubes are ready—wait! What about the more impolite address just now! This lady is the best! No matter what! So this lady must be the smartest!"

Bingsha was a little out of breath and tried to get their attention by yelling.

Qingfan looked at Bingsha, with a troubled smile on his face, as if he didn't know what to say.And the face of Ah Huang who was sitting next to her was already covered with notes. This unlucky child's paws couldn't even catch playing cards, so it's no wonder that he was abused by Qing Fan and Ruo Shui.

Among the three, only Qingfan looked normal, with only two notes stuck on his face.

It must be because she didn't want Ruoshui to lose too badly, so she deliberately lost to her, Yue Fei guessed maliciously.

"I am back."

Yue Fei took off his coat and stretched his waist. Although there was no snow outside, it was still very cold. When he got home, he felt the warmth of the fireplace, and he felt lazy.

"Welcome home~"

Qingfan breathed a sigh of relief, smiled and wanted to stand up to meet Yue Fei.

"Don't move! It's not over yet! Damn it, this fairy, the enemy of the world, can't beat you!?"

Ruoshui seems to be losing calmly.

Qingfan immediately cast his eyes on Yue Fei for help.

Yue Fei spread his hands, looking helpless, he walked to the sofa by the fireplace and sat down on it.It's a great feeling to be wrapped in a soft sofa, with the fire glowing from the fireplace next to you.

"hug……"

Jiuyue, who was dozing off with her tail curled up by the fireplace, found that Yue Fei had returned, so she stood up and staggered to him, stretching out her hands.

Yue Fei put Jiuyue on her lap, and subconsciously raised her big fluffy tail. Jiuyue shook her head comfortably, and fell asleep on Yue Fei's lap.

Yue Fei couldn't laugh or cry: Why does this guy look more and more like a domestic pet!

But having said that, this kind of leisurely and comfortable life is the true meaning of life. I really want to live with such worries for the rest of my life... Unfortunately, the conditions do not allow it, Yue Fei sighed.

"Feifei, after a short rest, I'll be ready for dinner." [

Yue Ning's voice came from the kitchen.

"I know."

Yue Fei replied, then looked at Ruoshui and the others, and suddenly laughed. Ah Huang had a pair of sixes, and she obviously had a pair of sevens in her hand, but she insisted on pressing his little one with a pair of twos. Cards, it's no wonder that this random style of play can win!

The most ridiculous thing is that this time she and Ah Huang are in the same group, and the landlord is Qingfan.

A teammate worthy of the name like a pig...

But in the end, Qing Fan lost, obviously she let the water go.

"Hmph!" Ruoshui was furious, "Qingfan, did you release the water on purpose!?"

How wonderful it is to have this self-knowledge!

"Could it be that you think that with the strength of this fairy, you need to show mercy!?"

Hey, she's obviously doing it to take care of your poor self-esteem!

"It's just a mere poker card! This fairy has given you a few hands, and you still think that you have the strength to surpass this fairy. It's ridiculous to play again!"

Looking at Qing Fan's pitiful and innocent eyes, Yue Fei also felt sad for her. The tragedy of playing cards with someone you can't afford is that you don't lose or win.

"It's time to eat soon, stop playing, and go wash your hands, by the way, why did those two guys, Xi Shu Ming Snake, go?"

When Qing Fan heard this, the expression on his face was a bit subtle: "Xi Shu bought a laptop from somewhere, and saw some advertisements on the Internet to treat body odor and myopia, and then Ming Snake and the others went out excitedly in the morning. I don't know when I'll be back...Master, wait a minute, I'll call and ask."

Qingfan put down her poker cards and took out her phone. After a while, she shook her head and said, "It's turned off."

Yue Fei shook his head secretly: These two guys are really desperate to go to the doctor. With their demon spirit level cultivation base, not to mention that there is no way to treat them in the mortal world. Even if there is a way, a scalpel can't cut their skin and corneas It is also useless!

Since Xi Shu Ming Snake didn't come back, the dinner started without waiting for them.

Yue Ning asked while feeding Yue Fei, "Are you applying for a job again today?"

"Yes," Yue Fei swallowed the meat in his mouth, and sighed, "But there is no suitable job, either the salary is too low, or the requirements are too high, well, there is no way, I am too demanding, so good It’s definitely hard to find a job.”

"Don't be discouraged, my younger brother is the best!" Yue Ning smiled and patted Yue Fei's head, "Although I didn't succeed, as long as I work hard, it will be fine."

Yue Fei was a little embarrassed by the eyes of Ruoshui Qingfan and the others: "Sister, I'm not a child anymore..."

"Yeah, Feifei has grown up." Yue Ning's eyes turned into crescent moons, "If you really can't find a suitable job, why don't I tell Sister Yu that I can arrange for you to come for an internship during the holidays." [

"No need, sister, so we will owe her more and more favors. And I don't plan to work during the winter vacation. You forgot that sister Yu has arrangements for the winter vacation? There is a time conflict, so let's forget it."

Yue Ning patted her forehead: "That's right, I almost forgot."

Ruoshui rolled his eyes and changed the TV channel.

"...Because of the timely report and quick action, this surprise operation has been a great success. At present, the Jiangkou City Public Security Bureau's criminal police team has successfully captured all members of this criminal gang. A total of 12 doctors and 34 nurses have been arrested. , a middleman in the transaction, and several frozen human organs were also found at the scene... It can be said that this is the largest illegal human organ trading case ever cracked in this city..."

"... At the same time, the operatives also rescued the two victims. They came to this hospital for treatment because they were deceived by false advertising information on the Internet. Usually, the doctors here will immediately perform surgery on the patient after general anesthesia. Their organs were frozen, and when the operators arrived at the scene, the two victims were already lying on the beds in the operating room..."

"The current society is really too dangerous! Cough, cough, cough!!"

Originally, Yue Fei and the others were not very curious about this news, but at this moment the reporter suddenly gave a big close-up of the two victims, and the drink from Yue Fei's mouth spewed out before the mosaic.

Yue Ning also looked at the TV screen as if she had seen a ghost.

Ruoshui glanced at the screen and couldn't help but let out a disdainful voice: "Tch! These two idiots!"

Qingfan looked at the TV screen, Cherry's small mouth opened wide, with a look of astonishment on his face.

The ribs Ah Huang was gnawing on fell to the ground with a "slap", and he looked stupid while watching TV.

That's right, on the TV screen, those two guys in close-up were the Shushu and Snake with their heads drooping!

These two guys actually went to Jiangkou City! ?What's even more unbelievable is that his internal organs were almost removed. Of course, Yue Fei knew that this was impossible, but what made him feel bad was that two powerful monsters were tricked into the operating room by a small advertisement for a black-hearted hospital! ?

Donghuang Taiyi will be so angry that he vomits blood if the mother says it out!

After a long time, Ah Huang said faintly: "...Is it an illusion?"

"What's the matter?" Bingsha didn't understand what happened at this time, she pointed to the TV screen and said cheerfully: "Ah, look, they look like the two idiots Xi Shu and Ming Snake , with such a big face, it looks like two idiots hahaha..."

Bingsha, only this time I agree with your opinion, but it's not very similar, it's just those two idiots!

Yue Fei and Qing Fan looked at each other with wry smiles on their faces, they were both out-and-out idiots!

Yue Ning rubbed her cheeks, then picked up the remote control to change the channel, and said calmly, "It's probably an illusion... By the way, it will be New Year's Day the day after tomorrow, what are you going to eat?"

Don't escape from reality just because the impression of monsters in your mind has been subverted!

"Yeah, just started dinner? It seems we came back in time."

At this time, Xi Shu's voice suddenly came from the balcony. Yue Fei heard the sound and looked, just in time to see him and Ming Snake transforming back into human form. At the dining table, he unceremoniously picked up his rice bowl and started eating.

Then the group of people just stared at the two of them chewing and chewing without saying a word.

"Huh? What's the matter? Did something happen?"

After Xi Shu finished the bowl of rice in his hand in one go, he realized something was wrong.Ming Snake also put down the bowl and chopsticks, and "looked" at Yue Fei and the others strangely with mung bean-sized eyes.

Yue Fei and the others said in unison: "It's nothing, everything is normal at home."

Xi Shu scratched his head: "Then why is the atmosphere so strange? Let's eat, what are we doing?"

Just when Yue Fei was considering whether to tell the story of the two of them on TV, Bingsha couldn't wait.

Bingsha pointed at the two of them, and said excitedly: "Haha, I didn't see you because you weren't here. There were two people here just now, who looked just like you. Their faces were so big, and their heads were drooping. They had good expressions on their faces." Strange looks like two idiots, super funny hahaha..."

Yue Fei complained to himself: You are also an idiot and you are not qualified to talk about them!

The faces of Xi Shu and Ming Snake suddenly flushed red like blood, and when they looked at the eyes of the people around them, they immediately understood what was going on, and they shrank their heads and wanted to get under the table.

Small advertisements are really harmful!

(The book review area has finally seen signs of resurrection. Should it be said that PS has an effect? ​​The collection has also increased by a few, which is gratifying)