house fairy

"I didn't expect that you dragged my sister into the water."

After returning home, Yue Fei complained after seeing Ruoshui: "And why does the name of the exercise she practiced sound so elegant, while my exercise is so vulgar...cough, why is it so domineering?"

Originally Yue Fei wanted to say vulgar, but he suddenly remembered that this exercise was created by Ruoshui, and the name was also given by her. If he said that the name is too vulgar, it is estimated that this girl with a heart higher than the sky should jump her feet again up.

Of course, the one who suffers in the end must be Yue Fei who owes him money.

"Isn't it good to be domineering?" [

Ruoshui glanced at Yue Fei sideways, and then looked at the computer screen. On the screen, a two-year-old boy was rushing towards the enemy with enthusiasm - and then decisively turned on the mouth gun mode.

"It's the same thing again!" Ruoshui became angry when he saw it: "There are so many nonsense, and there are so many dark pasts. After the bad things are done and the fun is over, you want to turn over again? How can there be such a thing in the world? Good thing!"

Yue Fei looked at her helplessly: "You still watch after you know?"

Ruoshui snorted and said, "Talk, and Huaguo's animation is too bad, I can't watch it."

So Yue Fei gave up entanglement with her on this topic, and said: "Although domineering is good, but too domineering is a bit..."

"Secondary two?"

Yue Fei was overjoyed: "You can understand!? It's not easy——"

Ruoshui's fingertips danced with electric sparks, his eyes were very dangerous: "Do you take me for a fool?"

Yue Fei fell to the ground, numb all over, grinning, neither crying nor laughing.

After Ruoshui paused the animation, he jumped onto the bed, folded his arms and looked down at Yue Fei and said proudly, "Who do you think this fairy is?"

"This fairy is the youngest Daluo Jinxian in the fairy world! Below those three old bastards, above ten thousand immortals, he is one of the most powerful beings in the fairy class!"

"If the strongest technique created by this fairy can't be called domineering, then who is qualified?"

"You are fortunate to be chosen by me, and being able to become my servant is a blessing from your ninth life. If it weren't for your lingering physique to be of some use to this fairy, do you think this fairy would take a fancy to you as a root?" Strangely bad, an idiot with no understanding at all? Dare to have so many opinions after practicing the magical skills of this fairy!"

"Hmph," Ruoshui shook his head with a painful expression on his face, "Don't always think that you are an awesome character with the aura of the protagonist, in fact, maybe you are just a passerby who is used by the protagonist to practice and upgrade after a few episodes, but That's when I met the person I was really looking for."

"Then, you will be submerged in the long river of history, and you will not be able to stir up even a little wave."

"All in all, young man, the pattern Tucson is broken (Note)..."

"A-Actually..." Yue Fei tried his best to circulate the mana in his body to restore his ability to move a little bit, and said with a little difficulty: "I, I just want to say...you, your panties are exposed... ..."

Since Ruoshui doesn't go out very much and doesn't have to worry about the weather, she always wears very light skirts at home.From the angle of Yue Fei lying down, looking along the net of Ruoshui's round feet, you can just see the pure white panties tightly wrapped around her private part under her skirt, and a cute kitten is still waving to Yue Fei—— ——Yue Fei discovered that the style was still the pure cotton underwear he had chosen for her last time.

Ruoshui standing on the bed was stunned for a moment, her head was a little stiff and she looked down. After she saw it clearly, her whole face turned red and she glared at Yue Fei. [

"Dirty!"

"Dirty!"

"A pervert full of obscene thoughts!"

"God damn it!"

Before Yue Fei, who was lying on the gun, had no time to redress his grievances, another thunderbolt struck him immediately, and Yue Fei's whole body turned into a scorched black mass, smoking all over his body. Well, he is mature.

After finally waiting for Ruoshui to calm down, Yue Fei carefully got up from the ground, and after peeling off the scorched dead skin from his body, he leaned nervously to Ruoshui's side and whispered, "Well, you just now Is it true?"

Ruoshui snorted coldly, without even looking at him: "Which sentence?"

Yue Fei rubbed his hands nervously: "That's what you said, I'm a passer-by, and the person you're really looking for hasn't appeared yet..."

A playful smile appeared on Ruoshui's face, and he glanced at Yue Fei, with the corners of his mouth slightly raised, half-smile: "Guess."

"That is not true, is it……"

Yue Fei's face turned bitter, could it be that he really didn't have the life to be the protagonist?Think about it too, if there is really a protagonist's aura, which person encounters such a powerful existence as Ruoshui, who will not have a harem in three to five months?

But let alone a harem, he couldn't even get rid of a person he liked, and he couldn't get rid of his old problems...

This is definitely not the rhythm of the protagonist!Director, I want to change the script!

Ruoshui turned his face angrily: "You really are a hopeless idiot!"

Yue Fei didn't know why Ruoshui suddenly got angry again, and stood there a little at a loss.Die is die!Yue Fei's heart froze, he suddenly hugged Ruoshui from behind, and whispered in her ear: "Don't leave us, okay?"

Suddenly being hugged by Yue Fei, Ruoshui was stunned, and it took her a while to wake up, she didn't struggle, but said angrily: "You are afraid of being killed by the protagonist as experience, so you don't want me to Leave, or do you think your experience points are enough to attack me?"

Yue Fei said cheekily: "Neither, I just simply don't want you to leave."

The corners of Ruoshui's mouth turned up slightly, his expression became softer, and he continued: "Then you mean that you fell in love with this fairy?"

Although it is completely impossible to combine with mortals, Ruoshui doesn't mind giving a little love to her poor servant.

"Hi, fell in love with you!?" Yue Fei subconsciously said, "How is this possible! My destiny is 36!"

Ruoshui's eyes turned cold, and he said with evil spirit in his voice: "Then you mean that poor breasts like this fairy are worthless!?"

"I didn't say that!" [

"But that's what you meant!"

Ruoshui narrowed his eyes, and suddenly smiled brightly: "You dare to attack this fairy even if you have no intention of attacking her. I can't see how courageous you are, big fool servant."

"By the way, do you know what the fate of vertical flg (note) is if you don't have enough favorability in the game?"

Yue Fei instinctively felt something was wrong, but he still clung to Ruo Shui: "What is it?"

"You really don't have self-consciousness... Tianzhu!"

After a sigh, a lightning strike was launched with a weak expression on the surface of the water. A cloud appeared out of thin air above the two of them, and the bright lightning fell again and again, precisely bombarding Yue Fei's body.

Ruoshui pushed away Yue Fei whose limbs were twitching, stepped on him mercilessly, left a word and then drifted away.

"This is the fate of messy flg...Qing Fan, don't hide, drag him down and deal with it. You can treat him as flower fertilizer or fodder, whatever you want."

"Yes Yes!"

Qingfan came in from behind the door in a panic, her eyes were a little dodgy when she passed by Ruoshui, and she was slightly surprised when she saw Yue Fei's appearance, it seems that Master Ruoshui is real this time Angry, the strike is so heavy!

Of course Qingfan would not take Ruoshui's words seriously, Ruoshui just wanted to find an excuse to leave, if Qingfan really dealt with Yue Fei, she would probably be the first to worry.

"Master, you are serious, why would you attack Lord Ruoshui..." Qingfan said, his face was still a little hot, and he really saw some incredible pictures just now, "Even if you really like it, you can't do this It looks like, suddenly hugging a girl or something, the progress is too fast..."

"I, I don't want to..." Yue Fei, who was supported up, smiled wryly, "It's just... worrying about gains and losses..."

What if Ruoshui found the wrong person, or what would happen if she was leaving soon, Yue Fei had never thought of such a thing before.But today, after Ruoshui accidentally said it, it made him a little worried. He was just an ordinary person, but he suddenly gained superhuman strength, and saw such a colorful world again, let him go back to that world again. How could he accept the boring life day after day?

So he lost his composure, and when he couldn't think of any other way, he decided to fight to the death, planning to play the emotional card.

But right now he felt that his estimation was a bit wrong, as if he hadn't gained enough favorability?The consequence of acting rashly is to make her angry and be beaten up.

"Oh, sure enough, everything depends on the brain..."

Qingfan pursed his lips and said with a smile: "Master, you should have done this a long time ago. Master Ruoshui is going to eat below. I will take you down. You can have a good talk with her and coax her. Master Ruoshui's child's heart will soon be gone." Don't be angry."

After being massaged by Qing Fan's hands full of vitality, the paralyzed and scorched muscles quickly healed again, and Yue Fei also recovered his initial mobility. He nodded and accepted Qing Fan's opinion, and then the two went downstairs to the living room.

"Humph!"

Ruoshui gave Yue Fei a cold look, and started to eat on his own.

"Promise me, don't leave, okay?" As soon as Yue Fei opened his mouth, Ruoshui frowned. He pretended he didn't see it, and continued: "In the days to come, I will work hard to practice and strive to become stronger. Become your powerful assistant as soon as possible to help you complete your mission, so promise me?"

"It seems to be enlightened." Ruo Shui put down his chopsticks and gave him a faint glance. "This is the awareness to become the protagonist, but the crux of the problem is... How long will your awareness last?"

Yue Fei's expression was serious: "Forever."

"Very good," Ruoshui nodded, "Now, eat, after eating, show me how strong your determination to become the protagonist is."

"However," Yue Fei just breathed a sigh of relief, Ruoshui snorted again, and said proudly: "Even if you are enlightened, you can't become the protagonist, at most you can become a relatively brilliant supporting role, which is already an honor in the world. .”

"Because the protagonist in this world has already been determined."

"I am the real protagonist!"

Note: The pattern Tucson is broken: Internet language, a homonym of tooyoungtoosmple, which means too young and too naive.

Vertical flg: glgme term, because most glgme plots have rules to follow, whenever the player does something that can lead to an inevitable result, it is called vertical flg, for example, go back to my hometown after saying how I am Marriage... Generally speaking, after this sentence, the character will definitely end in death, which is called death flg.It is also seen as a key plot point that triggers a solo line for a certain heroine.

(In other words, I always thought that I was running naked this week, and I was still complacent about clicking to collect... But I didn't expect to click on the urban category by accident, and found that there is a category that is strong! If this is an achievement, then I have already jumped It's flying! Humorous and funny, it really is a niche novel that is not as good as a bloody upgrade to another world, right... Cannian...)