house fairy

"Oh, you are so cunning! Don't call me."

During the phone call, Lin Kele's charming voice reached Yue Fei's ears, and Yue Fei couldn't help laughing. She could hear the other end of the phone. He heard Lin Danqing yelling for wine.However, Lin Kele obviously wanted to spend the festival with Yue Fei's house.

Yue Fei said with a smile, "I can't help it. Even if I call you, my uncles and aunts will probably blame me."

After all, there was no real relationship between the two of them. If Lin Kele was suddenly called home for the holidays, it would be inappropriate both emotionally and rationally.

After chatting with Coke for a while, Yue Fei hung up the phone and looked at the living room with a headache. [

These guys didn't seem to calm down at all. Although they had eaten a lot, they were still making noise while eating, very lively.

The whole living room smells of hot pot. Fortunately, there are special ventilation ducts designed here, and the exhaust fan is always on, so that the whole living room will not be shrouded in smoke.

Yang Yeyang, who had a full stomach, was sitting on the sofa with a beer leisurely, watching Xiao Yue and Li Xinyi playing games there.Yang Yeyang, an elder, didn't mean to persuade him, he thought he was watching a play.

Originally, Li Yu and Ning Hailan planned to watch the New Year's Eve party, but the TV was occupied by the game console, so the two of them had to sit in front of the landing, chatting with each other with a glass of red wine, as if they had entered a separate small world Like, frowning and smiling lightly, chatting very happily, especially petty bourgeoisie.

Wutongshen and Xishu happily continued eating with their plates, whispering a few words from time to time, and then let out a burst of meaningful laughter.

These guys are definitely discussing something nasty!

Although Ming Snake was sweating profusely, he didn't actually eat much. His eyes were too short-sighted. He could barely see the meat in the hot pot with glasses on, but the heat rose and the lenses were fogged. He had to take it off after a while to clean his glasses.

Among the people in this room, Ruoshui and Qingfan are the most annoying to Yue Feiyu. Whether they are eating or ordering food, these two people are extremely fast. The tangled thing is that while maintaining high speed, the two of them can still maintain an elegant posture, which makes it impossible to find fault, but it is pleasing to the eye-this is too unscientific!

Bingsha is the one who has the least feeling for hot pot. She prefers ice cream to hot pot.At that time, she had been wanting to throw the ice skates she had conjured into it, but fortunately Yue Ning found out in time, otherwise she might have frozen the whole hot pot into ice.

Speaking of this, I don't know if it's because her body is not an animal. Except for Yue Fei, her mana recovery speed and condensation speed are the fastest among all.

That's right, as she said, among all the people present, if you only evaluate the combat power of the body without resorting to other means, Bingsha is really the strongest-although her brain is not very good.

After patting and feeding Jiuyue, Yue Fei just breathed a sigh of relief and was about to take a rest, but those guys started making a fuss again.

"Wahhahaha... hiccup! What are you talking about? Although we are five individuals, we have five bodies in one mind. Don't get this wrong! Fusion is our ultimate skill... hiccup!"

Zhu Xiaotian laughed loudly and patted Xi Shu, with an abnormal blush on his face.The empty bottles of Wuliangye next to them exposed the cause of their convulsions.

"Men and men fit together, it doesn't make sense at all... hiccup!"

Xi Shu's face was also red, and he shook his head when he spoke.

"You are such a guy who doesn't understand men's blood!" Ma Bianchen bent his arms, and his well-developed biceps bulged his clothes. If those hungry women saw these muscles, they would be shocked Just wet.Ma Yanchen grinned: "It seems that I want to show you what is called a man's romance!"

"Only combining skills is the highest pursuit of a man!"

"Xi Shu, you are too superficial!"

"Yes! That's right!"

"Nonsense," Xi Shu yelled, "Compared to men's fusion skills, women's transformation skills are king! Just think about it, with a burst of dazzling light as the background, the clothes on the watery girl disappeared instantly. Then, the carcass looming in the dense mist poses in a seductive pose, and gorgeously puts on the fluffy combat attire... This! This is what a man wants!"

Have you been brought into Two-dimensional by weak water too? Hey! ?

"It sounds very exciting, but in fact, it's a little bit worse than a man's fusion skills!"

Zhu Xiaotian slammed his mouth and made an attributive sentence. Compared with a loser like Xi Shu who has no womanhood, as a friend of women who read women's numbers, Wutongshen has no feeling for horse monkey shochu (note) at all.

Zhu Xiaotian clapped his hands suddenly, stood up staggeringly, and shouted angrily: "I really need to show you what is romance in a man!"

etc?What is he going to do?Yue Fei suddenly had an ominous premonition, and before he ran over to stop him, Zhu Xiaotian had already acted!

"Brothers, move up and let him see the latest masterpiece after we have devoted ourselves to developing it!"

"Are you going to show it here?"

"Our new nirvana?"

"Yes, it is this kind of lively occasion that is more suitable for us to display!"

As a few of them stood up, kept warming up, waving their arms to show off their muscles, a strange flame called "Brother Gui" (Note) seemed to be ignited in that corner.Just glanced at it, and Yue Fei felt chills on his back, as if he was entangled by something terrible, and he always felt like he would lose something if he looked at it any longer.

The movement here also attracted several people on the other side of the living room. Li Xinyi and Xiao Yue couldn't help but pause the game, looking at Wutongshen and the others curiously.Li Yu and Ning Hailan looked at Wutongshen in astonishment, wondering what the hell these guys were doing. After seeing their actions, the two shopping mall female elites couldn't help showing weird expressions.

Zhu Xiaotian shouted loudly: "Ha! Come on!"

Yue Fei's expression changed: "September!?"

"Master..." Jiuyue looked at Yue Fei eagerly, and pursed her mouth: "The movement is too loud, I can't stop it..."

"Then interfere with what they see... wait, no need..."

Yue Fei's anxiety disappeared. Seeing Wutongshen's forehead throbbing with veins, these guys seemed to be really drunk.

Zhu Xiaotian turned around, and he changed his clothes in an instant. There was only a huge heart shield covering his whole body, and the word "Zhu" was engraved on it.

The other four guys followed suit, two of them stood there with one leg in the shape of white cranes spreading their wings, and the two jumped up in the air, and after a few circles in the air, they stood on Zhu Xiaotian's left and right hands respectively.They are also dressed similarly to Zhu Xiaotian, the lower ones are cows and horses, and the upper ones are sheep and dogs.Zhu Xiaotian supported the two of them and jumped up. After turning 360 degrees in the air, he spread his limbs and landed firmly on the shoulders of the cow and horse below. The next moment, he raised his hands and caught the sheep and dog. people.

"Combined!"

The five people piled up into a human wall in the blink of an eye, and then each posed a pose, very proud. [

"Keep your eyes wide open... Hiccup! This is the fusion of five powers and gods!"

"No, that's right! This... this is... the ultra-luxury ultimate transformation... hiccup!"

"The strongest combination since the beginning of the world!"

"Is there any blood boiling!? Is there any!?"

I don’t know if it’s because these five guys are all drunk. Although they have issued the order to combine, but the mana has not operated according to their thinking. , how could it be launched smoothly when they were drunk.

Therefore, the current scene is a room full of people looking at the wall of people standing there triumphantly, as if watching a circus performance.

"Wow, boss, are these friends of yours from the acrobatic troupe? Or from the basketball team?"

Li Xinyi exclaimed in amazement: "To be able to jump so high all at once, playing basketball and slam dunk is definitely not a problem!"

"Well, they're actually street performers."

Yue Fei really wants to be like Qingfan Ruoshui, pretending not to know them...

"So it's like this..." Li Xinyi suddenly realized, looked at Wutongshen and laughed: "It's really funny, it must be very hard to do this kind of work."

I don't know if the work of comedians is hard or not, but I know their current work must be very "hard".

"Oh! Is this your new fusion technique?"

Xi Shu was probably drunk too, so he clapped his hands and applauded without seeing it clearly: "It's really good, but it's not as gorgeous as the transformation skills, so let me show you what it is called. A real transformation skill!"

etc!Xishu what are you doing! ?Have you stepped into some strange territory like some debt steward! ?

Yue Fei's face changed drastically, and he hurriedly greeted Li Xinyi and said, "Xinyi, it's already late, shall I take you home?"

"? Boss, don't you have a lot of vacant rooms here? It's so late, let my mother and I live here."

Li Xinyi was still thinking about it, if she stayed here at night and sneaked into Yue Fei's bedroom in the middle of the night, something heart-pounding might happen.

"This..." Yue Fei just made a hasty decision just because he was worried that these guys would play off and scare Li Yu and the others, but since Li Xinyi has spoken, he can't drive them away. .

"Look at my gorgeous transformation! Beep, beep... Cheers! The magical girl Xizi is here! Burn all the enemies to ashes! Please support Xizi a lot! (￣￣)☆"

In just an instant, Xi Shu changed into a fluffy pink princess dress, and even put on a soft pink wig!

Yue Fei, Qingfan: Σ(°△°|||)

Just after such a hesitation, Yue Fei immediately saw the scene that made him feel chills all over.The most unbearable thing for Yue Fei was that after this guy put on women's clothes, he was even prettier than many girls!Don't forget that Xishu itself is extremely handsome!

Lord Lucifer, this is the soul of this month, please put it away...

No!no!It must not be distorted!

Ruoshui was dumbfounded, she had no idea that Xi Shu had such a hobby!The corners of her mouth were slightly raised, and she looked at Xi Shu's women's clothing with great interest.

By the way, where did this guy get his princess dress?

"puff!!"

Qingfan froze for a moment, the drink in his mouth spit out directly.

Li Xinyi and Xiao Yue pointed at Xishu while covering their stomachs, their stomachs ached from laughing: "Hahaha..."

Note: Horse monkey shochu: the homonym of Japanese magic girl.

Note 2: Xionggui: It is a Chinese word from Japan. It is a respectful title for brother or male elder. It is synonymous with "big brother" in Cantonese or "big brother" in Mandarin.

What needs to be distinguished is that a muscular man, being gay, does not mean that he is expensive.In addition to being more muscular than the average male, you must also be subjectively interested in same-sex chrysanthemums or have a certain degree of love in order to be called a brother.

The earliest allusion comes from the shooting game "Super Bros" series.Domestically, due to the dissemination of a series of videos of Japanese nono Billy Herrington, it gradually became widely known.At the same time, due to the proliferation of so-called g fan works, the term brother expensive has gradually shifted from the category of pure fan works to the concept of gay films, deviating from its original meaning.

(ps: Speaking of inserting kaomoji, it feels surprisingly good...)