house fairy

"Breathe... breathe... breathe... breathe..."

Yue Fei tried his best to do the legendary levator ani exercise, because he heard that this thing is very effective in improving the ability in that area, so he has always been keen on doing this kind of exercise.

Especially after he has been completely reborn, he always feels that the problems that have been bothering him should disappear, after all, he now has a part of dragon blood, dragon! ——Have you ever heard of a dragon that can’t move, souls! ?

So when everything calmed down, he slipped into the woods on the grounds of going to the bathroom, finally calmed down, and tried to brew for a long time, preparing for that sacred moment.

Finally, under his unremitting efforts, the little brother who has always been tired seems to finally wake up, opened his sleepy eyes, and raised his head lazily, but soon he found that he seemed to be deceived There was no Taoyuan waiting for it at all, and the little brother, who had just woken up halfway, protested angrily to the master, and quickly withered away. [

"Finally, finally..."

Yue Fei's face was flushed and he was sweating profusely, but his whole body was trembling with excitement: "It finally worked!"

Even to such an extent, there was no reaction before, so Yue Fei was not only excited, he was so excited that he started crying.

How many lonely nights have passed, how many wonderful blockbuster movies have been overlooked by him, how many tempting opportunities have passed by him, how many times he has given up the chance to graduate from a virgin?Who else can understand all of this except him! ?Who can understand his pain! ?

Thinking of this, Yue Fei couldn't help feeling sad from his heart, and said with tears: Why do I have to use all my energy and concentrate to do it, which is obviously a very normal and common thing! ?And so many bastards who can be held easily, but never cherish it! ?

Yue Fei wiped away his tears and cheered himself up: "Crossing the goal of nine o'clock, is it still far from twelve o'clock? Come on! Victory is just ahead! Brightness is coming! The great Crystal Palace——"

"Huh? Boss, what are you doing?"

The sudden sound was like a thunderbolt, and Yue Fei's hairs stood on end. He hurriedly pulled up his pants, and said with shame and anger, "Didn't I say go to the bathroom? What are you doing here!?"

Li Xinyi stuck out her tongue standing behind the tree: "You haven't come back for a long time, I'm worried about you..."

Besides, I've seen it... Li Xinyi added something in her heart, recalling the picture she saw through the telescope yesterday afternoon, her cheeks were hot, she touched her face, and said shyly: "Then, Boss, if you have nothing to do, come back quickly. The bamboo raft has been prepared and is ready to go."

After speaking, the little girl ran away.

Almost ruined!

Yue Fei leaned back against the big tree and broke out in a cold sweat. After Li Xinyi left, it took him a while to return to the beach.

All the people are on the beach, and the damaged yacht has been taken away by Ruoshui. Xu Xuan and the others expressed their envy for Ruoshui's method of taking advantage of others, and they all wished to worship under Ruoshui's door. She is learning the way of cultivation, but it's a pity that Ruoshui is not in the mood to accept apprentices now, and their talents are not so good that Ruoshui can't wait to cultivate them with all their belongings.

At this time, the beach has been cleaned up. Except for everyone, there is an extremely simple raft. After the branches of the thick logs on the island are cut off, the upper and lower layers are stacked one on top of the other. The willows are tied up and done, not even the rivets are useful—in fact, they don't have such things, and the willows are tied very tightly.

The raft has no mast, no canvas, no steering rudder—well, with Linglong who can steer the ocean, those things are completely unnecessary, but who can tell me what happened to the tent on the raft?

Yue Fei felt extremely painful looking at the big tent. Which victim of drifting at sea still has time to set up a tent on the raft?And even poker mahjong is ready?

Dear, are you ready to float him on the sea for a few days and nights?

Because of Linglong's help, Yue Fei estimated that he would be able to return to the land in a few hours at most, but judging by the posture of this group of enthusiastic women soldiers, it seemed that they would be sorry if they didn't drift at sea for a few days. [

If it hadn't been for Yue Fei to stop him, Lin Kele would have even started to smoke and dry fish last night, the reason being that if he drifted at sea, he could keep it as dry food for a long time.

Dear, the storage rings on our hands are really not decorations!Yue Fei has nothing to say about how off-line his childhood sweetheart is.

Having said that, Lin Cola, Li Xinyi, Xu Xuan and even that stupid dragon are all enjoying the preparations before drifting. Maybe the result is not important, what are they enjoying the preparation process?It was difficult for Yue Fei to understand a woman's thoughts, and he preferred to get straight to the point rather than complicated preparations.

Well, guys like to get straight to the point.

"After we leave, there won't be any problems with the formation on the island, right?"

Yue Fei looked back at the island. Although it didn't have a name, it was definitely not low in importance in Yue Fei's heart. After all, this was not only the place where he "reborn", but also the place where he "emerged". It is enough to go down in his life history.

"Don't worry, just in case, I went to the island two days ago to go around and perfect the formation again. This will be my fairy's back garden from now on."

Ruoshui is also very fond of this island, the environment is very good, full of aura, if she can't let go of the new animation and the idiots at home, she has plans to settle here.

"Oh... wait! Didn't you still protect me two days ago!?"

Ruoshui turned around, jumped onto the raft, and snorted coldly, "Who has the patience to stay by your stupid servant? If you die, just find another servant..."

Yue Fei's cold sweat broke out in a flash, if something happened... Fortunately, he had done good deeds usually, and nothing went wrong with his good deeds.

"Let's go, don't miss it, anyway, there will be a chance to come in the future."

Ning Hailan also jumped on the raft. Although vacationing in this kind of place is very good, for a modern person, life without running water, computers, and natural gas is simply unimaginable, not to mention that there are no beautiful clothes or high-quality goods. You can go shopping in the store, so how can a woman who likes beauty live?

"makes sense."

Xu Xuan thought about it, and then boarded the raft.

"People haven't had enough fun yet."

Lin Kele pouted, glanced at the beautiful beach and the secluded island with reluctance, and got into the tent with a face full of reluctance.

After all the beauties, big and small, got on the raft, Ruoshui waved his hand proudly and shouted, "Let's go! Black Pearl!"

"Don't you think it's unlucky!?"

"Let's go, then! The Flying Dutchman!"

"Report to the captain! Are you an octopus-faced monster!?"

"Whispering! Let's go! Robinson!" [

"Hey! Although it's very suitable for the occasion, don't you want to drift for more than ten years!? Take care of the emotions of the passengers!"

"It's so noisy! Idiot Servant!"

"Why do you have to be good, I have no objection."

Yue Fei, who was about to fight for reason, saw Ruoshui's gloomy face and the electric sparks that jumped out from time to time, and immediately knew that he had accidentally touched a high-voltage line. If he continued to talk, he might be thrown down to feed the sharks What happened to him, so he was honest.

"Sure enough, you are a cheap bone! You have to get angry to be obedient!"

hateful!Only now makes you proud!Yue Fei decided to endure the humiliation and bear the burden until the day when he could fully arouse, he must pour this proud black-bellied fairy on the bed and ravage him a thousand times a thousand times!

Speaking of which, the last time I saw her wearing such cute bear underwear, is this kind of little loli breaking the law?Yue Fei suddenly thought of the scene he saw that day. Not only the panties, but also her round and delicate cute feet also impressed him deeply. After all, he kissed her impulsively. Now think about it. , I didn't feel strange at all.

Could it be that I am really perverted?No, no, I'm definitely not a perverted lolicon, 36 is my destiny. Although Ruoshui is very beautiful and cute, no matter how you say it, an airport can't attract my interest, right...

Yue Fei's mind was full of thoughts, and some strange expressions inevitably appeared on his face.

Ruoshui suddenly shivered, then narrowed his eyes and looked at Yue Fei: "...I don't know why, but I suddenly feel that you are thinking about something very rude."

Yue Fei was startled, and hurriedly withdrew his messy thoughts, and said righteously: "No! This is definitely your illusion!"

Ruoshui sneered: "Really? But why do I feel that you just looked at my chest with a pity look?"

"Nothing at all!"

Before Yue Fei could finish his sentence, the sky thunder had already struck, and he immediately screamed and fell to the edge of the raft. Li Xinyi poked her head out of the tent in a hurry, and was panicked when she found Yue Fei was knocked over by the electric shock.

Yue Ning and Qing Fan immediately stopped her, Qing Fan smiled wryly and said: "Don't worry, Master, he will be fine, Master Ruoshui is training him."

Li Xinyi stammered, panicked and confused: "But, but heaven, lightning struck him! Why, how could he be fine!"

"This..." Yue Ning touched her cheek with some trouble, "No matter how fragile a person is... if being struck by lightning becomes a daily routine, they will become stronger... right?"

Hello!Sister, what do you mean by this!Your dearest brother is about to cross the bridge of Naihe with one foot!

"Huh? It seemed like I heard a terrible auditory hallucination just now..."

It's not an auditory hallucination!Please reach out and give me a hand!

"The despicable and stupid servant really needs to be strictly disciplined. As the master, I can't be too slack. I have decided to go to a world for intensive training during the period before landing!" Ruo Shui showed a demon-like expression. Smiling, "It's just enough for you to adapt to your current body. My master is really considerate. Why don't you kneel down and kiss my toes to express your gratitude?"

"Anyone who can kiss their toes to be grateful is an M-shaking pervert!?" Yue Fei tried his best to let out a voice of resistance, "I don't want to do such a humiliating thing! Unless it's on the bed!!"

Ruoshui looked surprised: "Huh? Could it be my illusion? The stupid servant seemed to say something terrible just now!"

"This human is really just an idiot full of semen, you should have given up on him long ago!"

Linglong, who was controlling the raft of flowing water, curled her lips in disdain, looking at Yue Fei gloating.

hateful!Don't give me a chance!Don't think that you are a dragon to be great!Rejoice!I am not awakened yet!Otherwise, I will show you even the dragon!

Tremble, White Dragon Girl!Your future can no longer escape the palm of my hand!Race has been unable to stop my ambition!I am the real Dragon Knight!

Linglong shivered for a while: "...It's strange, I suddenly feel a chill."

"Concentrate on your work. I'll take this idiot to train him first, and I'll leave the raft to you."

"Don't worry, it's absolutely fine!"

"Then... let's enter the training mode."

Ruoshui dragged Yue Fei by the collar and walked towards the tent with a terrifying smile on his face.

I've seen the end...

Yue Fei silently looked at the gradually disappearing blue sky, with a relieved smile on his face, ah, is the ferryman waving to me?In the flower field on the other side should be my parents who I have never met...wait for me...here I come...

(3k6 big chapters! Two more chapters in a row today! Don’t you show it? Well, calm down, you will definitely get a blood within [-] chapters.)