house fairy

"You mean, the monster named Xi turned into black smoke and disappeared after it died?"

Ruoshui frowned, squeezed out a card and threw it down: "A pair of sevens."

"That's right, this is the first time I've seen this kind of situation. Do you know what's going on? Besides, monsters like Xi are monsters in mortal legends. How could they suddenly appear?" Yue Fei didn't raise his head. He had already pasted several small notes on his face, and he threw out two cards: "A pair of eights. Qingfan, do you know?"

"I haven't heard of it in the Sumeru world. You can ask Xishu. That guy hides all day long and knows more than me. One pair and two."

Ruoshui curled his lips and looked at Yue Fei: "Pass."

Yue Fei looked at the card with a smile, and said, "I'll pass too."

Qingfan quietly looked at Yue Fei, then at Ruoshui, and shyly threw down his cards: "Wang Zha, then nine to one dragon, I'm done."

The smile on Yue Fei's face froze, and then he said with a sad face: "You are not bullying! Your card luck is too good! Qingfan, do you think you secretly cheated with your magic power?"

"Eh? Master, I don't have one!"

Qingfan waved his hands in surprise.

"Hmph, if you lose, you lose. As a man, don't you even have the courage to admit defeat?"

Ruoshui stood up with a smile, then took out a piece of paper, and slapped it on Yue Fei's face.

"It hurts! Hiss—you can't take it easy!"

Yue Fei covered his face, full of resentment, he caught a glimpse of the cushion under Ruoshui's buttocks from the corner of his eyes, and suddenly felt that something was wrong, he looked carefully, and suddenly became furious: "Okay you! I caught you! You think you're cheating Can Qing Fan lose you if he wins!?"

Ruoshui glanced down, raised his eyebrows, then turned and walked towards the stairs with disdain on his face: "Playing cards is so fun, I went up to watch cartoons-ah! You shameless bastard, perverted lolicon! How dare you be so polite to this fairy!"

"Who is the one who pretended to be calm and tried to fool him even though he was caught cheating!" Yue Fei clenched his fists on Ruoshui's temples, smiling ferociously, and cooperated with him. The little note on his face is like an avenger crawling out of a coffin, "If you do something wrong, you will be punished - and you have let me lose so many times, you motherfucker! I already feel that something is wrong It's gone! How could it be possible that you didn't play such good cards and still lose, it really was you who made a move!"

The petite Ruoshui was hung up by Yue Fei with his head clamped between his fists, a pair of small feet kicked under the dress, and his small fist hit Yue Fei's face hard.

"Ah! Bastard! You are 1 years too early for mere mortals to win against this fairy! Since you also want to put a sticker on this fairy's face, go ahead and dream! Ah—— bastard! "

While Ruoshui was talking, Yue Fei with a smirk on his face had already pasted the note on Ruoshui's forehead, Ruoshui was furious and immediately wanted to summon Tianlei.

"Ruoshui, don't forget that you are not allowed to use any spells today~" Yue Ning suddenly said, looking at Ruoshui with a smile, "Besides, cheating will be punished, so don't resist."

Although Yue Ning's smile is very gentle and elegant, but Ruoshui is just glanced at by her, and his whole body becomes stiff immediately, not daring to move. He always feels that there is a shaped mountain pressing firmly on top of his head. The kind called "elder" His majesty made her breathless.

So Ruoshui could only stand there obediently, letting Yue Fei stick the note on her face.

After Yue Fei posted a few pictures, he found that she was standing there so obediently and let him toss. Suddenly, she seemed to have no fun, and lost interest: "I won't post it... By the way, the topic is too far away, then What the hell is the black smoke?"

Ruoshui frowned, and didn't bother to tear off the note, so he sat on the sofa with a straight face, snorted coldly, and said, "I don't have any impression, but as you described, even Xuanyuanjian was stimulated." When it comes to acting independently, it means that the black smoke must be something extremely dirty, maybe it is a demon?" [

Yue Fei was very surprised: "Demon? What is that? Devil? Demon race? The legendary guy who does evil?"

"Uh, what about demons and demons?" Ruoshui was stunned for a moment, then waved his hands impatiently, "A demon is a demon, whether it is a heavenly demon or a demon of the heart, they are all demons. I have never heard of any demons in the literature of the fairy world. stuff like that."

Yue Fei looked confused: "So, what exactly is a demon?"

"The devil is the evil in the world, and evil thoughts gather to form a devil. It can corrupt the soul, make the possessor extremely violent, and have a strong desire to attack. Demons are divided into heavenly demons and heart demons. Heavenly demons are self-contained, can transform all things, and travel around the world to do whatever they want. The inner demon is a ray of evil thoughts, formed in the human body." Ruoshui touched his chin, his face was a little strange: "I have never encountered any news of demons in the fairy world recently, and I heard that they are extinct, but demons are born from the heart. As long as mortals are still around, there will inevitably be demons, but with the current level of aura in the mortal world, how can demons appear..."

Hearing this, Yue Fei's expression became extremely ugly. He almost gritted his teeth and said, "The spiritual energy in the mortal world is dry...but don't forget how much spiritual energy escaped when you and the group of monsters descended to the mortal world. ..."

Ruoshui was shocked: "Is that so!?"

"Don't pretend to be shocked! You have already thought of it, right! You fairy broom star!"

"Tch, what are you talking about, I didn't know this would happen." Ruoshui curled his lips straight, "Who knew that there would be so many evil thoughts accumulated in the mortal world now, and the aura would only fluctuate a little..."

Ruoshui gestured with his fingers, indicating that there was really only a little bit of it: "It can turn evil thoughts into demons. One can imagine how much evil thoughts have been accumulated in the world now. No wonder the morality of this society is depraved, and people's hearts are not old. Someone even said to him! Uuuu!!!"

Before Ruoshui finished speaking, Yue Fei covered her mouth, then smiled dryly at Yue Ning, who was watching them suspiciously, and took Ruoshui upstairs with her in his arms.

"what are you doing!"

As soon as he entered the room, Ruoshui pulled Yue Fei's hand away, and glared at him fiercely: "Could it be that you have finally become so animalistic that you can't suppress the blazing animal desire in your body, and want to send out to my immature body?" Is it a signal of courtship? Or do you want to use force?"

"Hey, where did I come from a pervert!?"

"do not you?"

"Of course not! I'm an asshole, don't get the topic wrong!" Yue Fei was almost entangled by this guy, and he stared at Ruoshui: "Can you stop mentioning that every day! Don't you know it's a forbidden thing , can’t you say it!?”

Ruoshui sneered: "Hey, you obviously have ghosts in your heart, but you still pretend to be moral, you are the so-called hypocrite."

"It's not a matter of pretending or not at all..." Yue Fei searched for the right words with great headache, "It's...it's something that must never be said before it is absolutely sure! Only after a long period of time between men and women The tug-of-war is to test each other's bottom line before we can continue, if there is no hope, it is stupid to expose your goal!"

"Hmm, I'm not interested in your messy thoughts. The only thing I'm interested in now is what your sister will think of you if she knows the dirty thoughts in your heart." Ruoshui folded his arms and showed Demonic smile, "As soon as I think of this, I find it very interesting, and I have an urge to tell her about it."

Yue Fei resisted the urge to slap her butt, and stared into her eyes intently: "What's the condition, tell me."

"Smart! Two sets of the Sun Country version of the game, damn Nintendo, the lock region is the original sin that hinders the development of mortal civilization!"

Ruoshui gritted his teeth as he spoke.

"make a deal!"[

Yue Fei was very surprised, because Ruo Shui did not open his mouth like a lion, which is unscientific as usual!This seems a bit unusual, could this be the beginning of another round of her squeeze plan?Or does she want to put a long line to catch big fish?

"Yes, it seems that you still have great potential for development. It is commendable for you to be able to face this kind of incident independently today."

Ruoshui smiled and stretched out her hand to pat Yue Fei's shoulder, but found that she couldn't reach it. There was still a little distance on tiptoe, so she had to pat Yue Fei's chest.

"Nonsense, my sweat is not in vain." Yue Fei said angrily, suddenly he was taken aback, and then said: "Speaking of this, you taught me a few spells! I was fighting with Xi today. At that time, I could only use my fists to fight it, I didn’t even have a weapon, so I was at a disadvantage! And now I have a whole body of mana but I can’t use it, I can only use it to extract righteousness from Xuanyuan Sword, it feels like a waste!”

"Don't you have Xuanyuan Sword, take it out and cut it!"

"Using Xuanyuan Sword is very strenuous! It can only be used as a big move!"

"What a waste..." Ruoshui frowned, waved his hand impatiently and said, "Okay, I see, I'll look for these two days to see if I can think of a few spells that you can learn. It's too elementary It doesn't make any sense to me, so I may not be able to find it."

"Then you can give me some magic weapons..."

"You can't even use my magic weapon!" Ruoshui looked at Yue Fei contemptuously, "One Xuanyuan Sword is enough for you, if you haven't been warmed up for so long, you can still be considered a kind person, otherwise you wouldn't even I can't even pick it up. If the other magic weapons have not been washed by the spirit of the fairy world, or can be temporarily surrendered, they are absolutely incapable of using them. You don't have to stare at my magic weapons all day long. Why don't you hurry up and improve your cultivation, the stronger your strength, the more options you have, you don't even understand this truth?"

"Okay, okay, I got it, I got it, today's New Year's Eve, let's throw away these things first, let's go down and watch the Spring Festival Gala now, remember, don't mention that again! Otherwise, I'm in a hurry with you !"

The corner of Ruoshui's mouth curled up, and without answering Yue Fei, he walked down the stairs leisurely. Her attitude made Yue Fei extremely painful, but she happened to be a great god who couldn't even move...

There is suffering and self-knowledge!

(Well... continue to ask for a monthly ticket)