house fairy

In the morning, Yue Fei got up from the bed rubbing his painful head.

"Could it be that I've read too many novels... How could I have such a bizarre dream? Nima can even make a movie..."

Yue Fei muttered full of complaints, the dream he had last night was really wonderful, there were gods, monsters, ghosts and everything, but it was nothing, just a strange dream, the most outrageous thing was, He actually ran after a woman whose face could not be seen clearly from a third-person perspective...

"Generally speaking, I don't remember things clearly in my dreams, but why can I remember the scenery of this underworld so clearly..."

Yue Fei thought about it for a while, and immediately shivered. The vivid picture was too intimidating. [

After waking up, he always felt that there seemed to be some messy things in his mind, but when he thought about it carefully, it was like looking through the fog. He couldn't figure it out clearly, so he simply gave up thinking.

At this moment, he suddenly saw something extra on his wrist. It was a string of crystal red jade bracelets. The color of the whole body was very beautiful, and the workmanship was extremely fine. Under the sunlight, it exuded a soft luster, as if it was burning. It seems that it doesn't look ordinary.

"When did you add this thing?" Yue Fei scratched his head, "Could it be that Ruoshui put it on me secretly while I was asleep? Ha, how could it be? It was a little gift from Xiaojiu who slipped in and gave me It's more reliable, it's pretty...but it looks familiar? Where have you seen it?"

Yue Fei was strange again, because he was sure that he had never seen this thing before, but after seeing it now, he felt a very familiar feeling in his heart, as if he had been by his side a long time ago .

"Ha, I'll find out after asking in a while, get up... bed... let's..."

Yue Fei was stunned suddenly, because he saw an incredible scene.

Perhaps for many people, this is a normal thing, but for Yue Fei, this is undoubtedly the most important discovery in history, and he and his little friends were stunned!

Yes, what he saw was a scene that most men would be troubled by.

In the morning, the pillars of the sky.

"I, I, I, I, I, I sloppy..."

Shocked, Yue Fei trembled and couldn't even finish his sentence. He sat there blankly, staring at the raised quilt, feeling the unprecedented firmness coming from there...

I wiped my eyes hard, but it didn't work, and pinched my thigh hard again, it hurts, it's definitely not a dream!

"I am stupid!!!"

Yue Fei couldn't help yelling again. It wasn't that he was of low quality, but that he was too excited. The first time he saw the picture he dreamed of, now only yelling could vent his excitement.

He threw off the quilt, jumped out of the bed, and stood in the room with his underpants on. The firm little brother finally woke up, and was still angry—as if he was swearing to the world that the sleeping dragon had passed away. Wake up and prepare to tremble, mortals!

"I'm stupid! I'm stupid! I'm stupid!——"

Yue Fei turned around in the bedroom again and again, his face flushed with excitement, and he kept cursing in his mouth. He wasn't cursing others, nor was he scolding himself so cheaply, it was just his brain twitching from excitement.

"Finally, finally, finally fucking male!!!"

Yue Fei burst into tears, and howled at the top of his throat. Fortunately, Ruoshui fixed a soundproof formation for each room a while ago, otherwise Yue Fei's voice would immediately make the family jump. [

Well, there are no chickens in the house, but there must be dog jumps.

It seemed that he was still a little worried. After Yue Fei calmed down, he thought of opening his underpants to observe his most important partner. His hands were trembling as if he had epilepsy. Glancing at it, she hurriedly let go as if getting an electric shock, covering her thumping chest, like a shy big girl.

After finally calming down, he opened his underpants and took a look, and couldn't help grinning. It really wasn't an illusion, the dragon really woke up!

"I have a gun at my side, but I can ride a thousand!"

This time Yue Fei was really going crazy, he was so ecstatic that he did 81 somersaults in the bedroom, even picked up Yufengxing, and played synchronized swimming in the air.

"Uh, wait..."

Yue Fei was stunned for a moment, hanging cross-legged in the air, rubbing his chin and thinking deeply, because he suddenly remembered a very serious question.

How should the awakened dragon be put away?

Although the baby is good, it is not his inner character to show off like this all the time.

Because he had never had this kind of experience before, he didn't know what to do at this time, and his spirit was always high. The little friend was full of energy and had no intention of resting at all.

Don't talk about it like this, wearing clothes will be a problem!

"Snapped!"

Yue Fei snapped his fingers, landed on the ground, and quickly turned on the computer.

If you don't understand internal affairs, ask Google, if you don't understand foreign affairs, ask Baidu, if you don't understand sexual affairs, ask Tianya.

Thousands of prostitutes on the Internet always have many ways. Sure enough, after a little search, there are hundreds of thousands of messages immediately, and Yue Fei hastily read a few of them to understand.

The easiest way is to relax, and it will be fine in a while. There is also a wretched version, which can be regarded as a morning exercise when you have sex with your girlfriends, and there are quick-acting ones, go for a shower, and the effect will be immediate.

So Yue Fei immediately complied, rushed into the bathroom like a gust of wind, and rushed into the cold shower...

"Oh, I'm going, it's useless at all!"

After a while, Yue Fei came out wrapped in a towel, looking at the raised towel, this guy really hurts, he got up and had breakfast in a while, how can he see people like this?

In the past, I was worried that this baby would not raise his head, but now, he would rather die than surrender if he raised his head.

"Well, now it seems that there is only one way..."

That's right, although he doesn't have a girlfriend yet, at least he can still support himself. [

Yue Fei glanced at the door, then closed it tightly, and found the treasure that Fang Datou devoted himself to but never opened from the depths of the hard drive...

"Oh! So intense right from the start? It really deserves to be a treasure...Old Fang, you are amazing! I really blamed you before!"

"Huh? But what kind of posture should it be? This posture? This posture? Or... this posture?"

I could only hear Yue Fei muttering there, doing something...

About ten minutes later, Yue Fei, who was sweating profusely and blushed, gave up.

Yue Fei slammed his earphones angrily, and roared, "This is a fucking cheat!"

What kind of masturbation is enough, what is relaxed and enjoyable, what kind of love action movie adds to the fun, it has no effect except to add fuel to the fire!It has no effect other than making him more excited!

Looking at the time, it was time to go downstairs, Yue Fei gave up, he was desperate, took out his clothes silently, and broke off the angry little friend vigorously, Yue Fei finally managed to put on his pants, but unfortunately the pants The big bulging mass in the house is very conspicuous...

Yue Fei could only pull down the hem of his jacket as much as possible, let's just block it a bit.

"I really don't know whether to use a happy expression or a sad expression..."

The expression on Yue Fei's face was unusually weird, half happy and sad: "Will you not just keep showing off like this in the future?"

Yue Fei came down the stairs slowly.

"Feifei, come over for dinner. I'll go to work later, and I'll leave the house to you."

Yue Ning glanced at Yue Fei, her eyes froze slightly when they fell on the red bracelet on his hand, and then she looked away as if nothing had happened.

"Are you going to work today?"

"It's not too early," Yue Ning shook her head slightly, "Xinyi starts school today, you must know that office workers don't have such a long vacation, if it wasn't for Xinyi, Sister Yu would never have taken such a long vacation."

"I understand."

Yue Fei nodded and sat down.

"Master hugs..."

As soon as Yue Fei sat down, Jiuyue stretched out her arms and rubbed her arms into his arms with a happy face.

"No, don't..."

Before the panicked Yue Fei could refuse, Jiuyue had already sat in his arms.

"what……"

Jiuyue frowned slightly, moved her body uncomfortably, then pouted and said, "Master, take the things away... What a hard stick... Sitting is not as comfortable as before..."

Immediately, a burst of horrified eyes looked at Yue Fei, and Yue Fei, who was surrounded by the crowd, said with a sad face: "Xiao Jiu, don't talk nonsense... Where did I hide the stick..."

"Obviously there is!" Jiuyue was very wronged, and grabbed Yue Fei's little friend with a small hand, "He still said no! What is this?"

Bingsha said with a serious face: "I don't forget to bring a weapon even when I eat, I didn't expect the master to be so vigilant."

Linglong looked surprised: "I can't tell that this idiot is quite diligent!"

Naturally, no one cared about what those two idiots said, but there was something wrong with the eyes of Ahuang Xishu and the others.

Ah Huang said in a low voice: "You can actually be in heat with the body of a young girl... I should say that you really deserve to be a pervert?"

Xi Shu nodded in agreement: "Yes, yes... I can't tell... The boss is so good..."

Qingfan glanced at Ruoshui suspiciously, Ruoshui lowered his head and ate his breakfast without any intention of speaking.

"Hiss...Xiao Jiu, stop scratching...it hurts!"

Yue Fei took a deep breath, not really in pain, but... the feeling of being grabbed by that little hand through his trousers is completely different from how he himself learned to greet Miss Wu!

"Master, as long as you promise to take it away, I will let go!"

Jiu Yue, who is usually very natural, turned out to be extremely persistent at this time, perhaps because this "stick" really hindered her comfortable seat, so she seemed very serious.

"I, I promise you, you let go..."

Yue Fei felt as if his head was going to explode, begged again and again, and finally coaxed Jiuyue to let go.

He doesn't want to complete the historic first serve under such circumstances...

(Scattering flowers~ The male protagonist has finally risen! Everyone has been waiting for a long time, right? I thought about it, and I think it’s better to save some morals... By the way, the male protagonist has risen, is there no reward? What about the monthly pass? )