house fairy

"What should I buy for dinner? Recently, I want to eat something light..."

"Don't use your taste to determine our happiness for dinner!"

Regarding Yue Fei's domineering decision, Ah Huang immediately expressed resistance: "The most satisfying time in life is only when eating every day. Do you want to deprive even this bit of fun?"

Yue Fei sneered: "Life? Do you have a life in my house?"

"This is called Longyou Qianshui. Sooner or later, I will soar into the sky. You don't understand how great my potential is."

"Longyou shallow water? How do you swim? Dog planing? That's right, it must be dog planing."

"It's freedom—bah! I don't want to entangle you with this issue. In short, I want to eat meat for dinner, all kinds of meat!"

"Is dog meat good?"

"Do you want us to kill each other!?"

The two of them were walking towards the vegetable market while bickering with each other through sound transmission, at this moment, they suddenly heard a "plop" sound behind them, as if someone's things had dropped on the ground.Yue Fei and the others didn't pay much attention, and didn't even look back.

"Ban Ban!? Isn't this my family's Ban Ban!? Look, Xiao Bao, it's Ban Ban!"

As soon as he heard this voice, Ah Huang's hair stood on end all over his body in an instant, and he ran in front of Yue Fei with a groan.

"Banban! Don't run away, Banban!"

There was a loud bang, and following Yue Fei, he found a huge monster rushing towards him, dragged Ah Huang, who hadn't escaped far, into his arms, and then rubbed his face vigorously .

What's happening here?

"Boss save me!"

Ah Huang's voice was like a cuckoo weeping blood, miserable and full of despair.

"Uh, this... lady?" Yue Fei chose his words carefully, because he didn't know how to call the meat mountain in front of him, "Did you recognize the wrong dog? This is my Ah Huang..."

"No!" That Roshan shook his head viciously, "This is my family's Ban Ban! I will never admit it wrong. Ban Ban suddenly disappeared half a year ago, and my little treasure is about to die of grief!"

Xiaobao?Yue Fei turned his head to take a look, and the corners of his eyes twitched suddenly. The so-called Little Treasure, could it be the little meat mountain lying on the car?She looks less than ten years old, is it really okay to be so fat?

"Uh, although I sympathize with what happened to you, but he is really my Ah Huang, not Ban Ban..."

"It's Banban! I have evidence! Look here!" Roshan lifted Ah Huang's butt, pointed to a brown spot on his buttocks and said, "The spot on my Banban's butt is darker than the surrounding ones." Some, shaped like a pea, I will never admit it wrong!"

Yue Fei took a look, then looked deeply at Ah Huang, his eyes were sharper.

"Boss save me!" [

"Are you the Scabber she mentioned?"

"Uh-uh, let's talk about this issue when we go home! First rescue me from the arms of the Great Demon King Roushan! Otherwise, I will die, really will die!"

"If you don't explain, I won't save you."

"Okay, okay, you win, remember what I told you before? I escaped from the previous owner's house, yes, I am the Banban she said!" Ah Huang really couldn't bear this crushing embrace , had a showdown with Yue Fei, "But, do you think I can bear this kind of life!? Feed me sweet and greasy milk every day, and then take me out for a walk. I said that I hate being walked the most! "

"Isn't this life good..."

"It's fine if it's just like this, but the problem is, I have to endure that little treasure's ignorant play! I was almost disabled by him!" Ah Huang complained to Yue Fei very sadly, "There are more Exaggeration, can you imagine what it would be like to stuff my . Dignity!"

It took Yue Fei a while to realize what Ah Huang was talking about, and his face immediately became extremely exciting: "This meat mountain is too heavy, isn't it? It's already extraordinary."

"The ghost knows what she's thinking. All in all, boss, save me quickly! Otherwise, I'll be a ghost and I won't let you go!"

Ah Huang now eats and drinks every day at Yue Fei's house, and no one says anything about him, and he can watch TV and play computer games, and occasionally rub some pills to Ruo Shui to eat, and he is about to embark on eternal life How could he be willing to return to the dark life that he had before?

If it wasn't for fear of making things worse, he would have wanted to slap this Roshan who had left him with a psychological shadow to death.

After knowing the reason, although Yue Fei was very happy to see Ah Huang being tossed by this meat mountain, as his master, he couldn't just leave him alone, so he could only use his wit.

"Cough, this... Ms., I think you may be passionate about dogs, so I made a mistake. Dogs are the most loyal friends of human beings. They will never forget their masters for more than ten years. If he is really your family's Scabbers, If you call him, he will agree, but you see, after he was hugged by you, he has been looking at me, which has proved that he is not Ban Ban, but my Ah Huang."

Roshan shook his head, the big gold chain around his neck almost swollen Ah Huang's face: "It must be Banban, if you don't believe me, look... Banban, Banban's good son, promise quickly, I'm Mommy, why don't you treat Mommy like this?" Mi forgot?"

Good son... Mommy... Yue Fei felt that his twitching was not limited to the corners of his mouth, even his heart was twitching. He had heard that pets were more comfortable than many people, but he had never seen it before. But now seeing how Roshan treats Ah Huang, he believes it.

Ah Huang kept his mouth shut, preferring to die.

Well done Ah Huang!As a party member, you should be like this, tenacious, not afraid of any demons and heretics, and face torture without changing your face!

"Seriously, Ban Ban, why are you so dumb now, talk quickly."

As Roshan said, he touched Ah Huang's crotch with one hand.

"Ow!!!"

Ah Huang's face turned green, and he let out a scream, his voice was so harsh that he could hear tears from the sad witnesses.

"Look, look, I said it's Scabbers, don't you believe me!"

The Great Demon King Roushan looked at Yue Fei triumphantly. [

I believe in your sister!Yue Fei really wanted to point at her nose and yell, it's no wonder he didn't cry when you pinched his balls!Don't you know that thing is something that male babies can't touch easily! ?

"Boss, Boss...you, if you don't save me, I'll go all out..."

Ah Huang powerfully sent a sound transmission to Yue Fei, who was on the verge of collapse.

Feeling helpless, Yue Fei stepped forward and said calmly, "Ma'am, don't bother my dog. If he is really your dog, why doesn't he look affectionate when he sees you?"

"It must be because I've been lost for too long, so I'm born!"

"Have you heard that dogs can get lost..."

"Boss is despising your IQ! Abuse her!"

"Shut up!" Yue Fei scolded Ah Huang, and then continued to say to the big devil Roshan: "He is my Ah Huang, there is no doubt about it, as for the brown spot you mentioned... say Really, I didn't even notice you didn't say, this guy must have sat on something unclean when he went out in the morning."

As Yue Fei said, he slapped Ah Huang's butt hard.

"Aw!!!" Ah Huang screamed again, "Boss, you are taking this opportunity to add insult to injury!"

"Shut up, I'm helping you."

Yue Fei glared at Ah Huang, then pointed to the place where the brown spot was and said, "Look, is it gone? I said he was sitting on something unclean... Let go of my family Huang, we still have to go shopping."

After the brown area was slapped by Yue Fei, there was a burst of dust, and then it was seen that the area returned to golden yellow.

"Banban... it's not Banban..."

The Great Demon King Roushan was hit hard, and as soon as he let go of his hand, Ah Huang took the opportunity to kick hard and wanted to throw himself into Yue Fei's arms.

"Oh!"

Yue Fei slapped him to the floor without even looking at him.

What a joke!I got oil all over the arms of that big demon king, Roushan, and wanted to rub it on me! ?Yue Fei glanced at Ah Huang contemptuously, you are 1 years too early to plot against me.

"whispering sound!"

Ah Huang hated secretly, unexpectedly this was seen through.

"But it's exactly the same as Banban...Little handsome boy, why don't you sell it to me for 10 yuan? My little treasure likes Banban very much, and he's been very sad since Banban disappeared..."

sad?Where the hell are you sad! ?Lying there and still eating non-stop, I didn't even look at it from beginning to end!I think it's because you think so much about Banban's pencil lead!

In all fairness, 10 yuan to buy a native dog is really not a small amount, but is Ah Huang an ordinary native dog?Obviously not, he is the vp among the earth dogs, the fighter among the earth dogs, where can I find the earth dogs who can play handjobs and sing wet?

But is Yue Fei short of the 10 yuan?Clearly lacking...

So Yue Fei shook his head after serious consideration.

"I rely on you to actually think about it just now! You are thinking about it, right!? You really want to sell me, right!?"

"It's a pity that the bid is a little less..."

"Boss, you are heartless, a loyal little brother like me, you really want to sell me!"

"My little brother is here to sell. And if you sell you, you can come back. It's a profitable business... Huh? It's really a good idea, why don't you sell you on Taobao?"

"Boss!!!"

"Okay, okay, just kidding."

Seeing that Yue Fei rejected his proposal, the Great Demon King Roshan was also very disappointed, and handed Yue Fei a business card: "It's really a pity, but if you see my Ban Ban, please contact me."

After speaking, the sad Great Demon King Roshan left with Little Roshan.

"Phew! Today is really dangerous, it's almost over..."

"You have the nerve to say that you never said before that your former master was so superb."

"Who would have nothing to do to promote this kind of black history! Hurry up and buy vegetables, I want to turn my grief into appetite!"

(Suddenly there are three more votes and more than 30 votes! Hey! Knowing that I am busy in my hometown, you still want me to update desperately. Is it the rhythm of overwork? The prodigal son returns home children's shoes...)