house fairy

"Old bastard! What's going on with your uncle!?"

Jing Chenzi left, but Lin Danqing was left behind by Yue Fei. The reason was that Jing Chenzi didn't care too much about his granddaughter being here at the moment.

"Could she be obsessed with cultivation, endocrine disorders!?"

"How can there be such a female cultivator who yearns for a man! There is no fresh, elegant and otherworldly feeling at all! The temperament of a female practitioner is completely ruined!"

Yue Fei was already going crazy, it was fine for this Jingchenzi to sit there quietly, but her image was completely ruined as soon as she opened her mouth, even Qing Fan, even a monster, looked more like an elegant female monk than she looked! [

"Master, put out the fire."

Qing Fan brought Yue Fei a cup of tea in time, and gently stroked his chest to help him relax.

"I know, I know," Lin Danqing sipped his wine with a wry smile, "Before I had time to say hello to you, she rushed over from the capital in a hurry, saying that this matter was too important, and she had to talk to you in person , but in fact I guess she can't sit still and wants to see Fairy Ruo Shui."

"Has she always been like this?"

Lin Danqing waved his hand and said, "Not only that, you don't know what she is called by the people below us. Although Shishu is very beautiful and usually has a gentle personality, she is terrible when she gets angry. We all call her in secret. She is 'self-propelled nuclear'."

"Crack." Yue Fei looked at the phone with satisfaction. As soon as Lin Danqing opened his mouth, Yue Fei knew that there must be news.He replayed the recording just now: "We all secretly called her 'self-propelled core'...'self-propelled core'..."

Immediately, Lin Danqing's old face turned livid: "...delete..."

"Do you think I will? Keep going."

Yue Fei had a smirk on his face.

Now that Yue Fei has got the handle, Lin Danqing can only continue: "I heard that some senior disciples in the sect secretly revealed that the uncle was not like this before. The uncle and her two brothers used to be like this. I heard that she would choose one of them to be her Taoist companion, but for some reason, neither of her two senior brothers had any intention of choosing a Taoist companion..."

"Huh? Does it sound like the rhythm of a good friend?"

Lin Danqing was suddenly furious: "Is there nothing else in your mind besides these!? The head of Chuchenzi is devoted to Taoism and looking for a Taoist partner, while his uncle Danchenzi is very introverted and slow-witted. For hundreds of years, I have always thought that the head of Chuchenzi and Master Jingchenzi are Taoist couples..."

Ah Huang made a sound, and complained: "This man is not slow, he is just an idiot, right?"

Lin Danqing stared at Ah Huang: "Do you think Master Dan Chenzi is the same as this little bastard?"

Yue Fei was furious: "Why does Mao insist on getting me involved!?"

"If you don't have Master Ruoshui to help you with this talent, you won't even be able to enter the threshold of cultivation!" Lin Danqing said without jealousy: "Who knew that you kid would be so lucky. You wash the hair and cut the marrow, and teach you the mind to help you practice! If I have such a good life, I will succeed in cultivation even if I don’t eat, drink and play with my life—what a bastard like you! Every day I think about the relationship between men and women thing!"

"Tch, that sounds nice," Yue Fei curled his lips, "You mean you want me to give up my relationship? Okay, I'll call Coke out and you tell her? Don't change the subject!"

"You can see this?" Lin Danqing snorted coldly, took a sip of tea, and continued: "Uncle Jing Chenzi probably never worried about this kind of thing at first, but it may be because the two senior brothers have spent hundreds of years. Because there is no reaction, the character will become extreme in the end."

Speaking of this, Lin Danqing pouted again, and said, "Have you never heard that a woman at thirty like a wolf, forty like a tiger, at fifty, can suck up dirt? As a normal woman who has been lonely for hundreds of years, what do you think she should be?" Mentality?" [

"Damn it, you old bastard, don't insult my Jiuyue's ears!"

Yue Fei didn't expect Lin Danqing to say such connotative words, and he didn't even have the chance to cover Jiuyue's ears.

Looking at Jiuyue's eyes full of doubts and curiosity, Yue Fei couldn't help feeling a deep sense of guilt...

"It's been a long time, and Master Chuchenzi and Uncle Danchenzi have been trained by Uncle Jingchenzi. What they are most afraid of now is Uncle Jingchenzi, especially Uncle Danchenzi. Gynophobia, his famous saying is "women are scary, menopausal women are even more scary, and the most terrifying thing is the old maid who has been around for hundreds of years." Of course, this sentence must not be known to Mr. Jing Chenzi, otherwise The world will be in chaos."

"I suddenly feel that it is a miracle that your Taixu sect can pass on to the present."

"Whatever you say... By the way, I heard from Coke that Ruo Shui Fairy taught her the cultivation method?" Lin Danqing suddenly asked in a low voice, "Is it true?"

Although Yue Fei didn't want to make Lin Danqing feel ashamed, he could only admit to the facts: "It's true, because...forget it, whatever the reason is, all in all, she has stepped into the path of cultivation now."

Lin Danqing looked at Yue Fei suspiciously: "I always feel that what you ignore is the key point."

"That's your illusion, that's fine, you can get out if it's okay, the smell of alcohol almost makes me feel sick to death."

"You bastard who doesn't know how to respect the old and love the young! Sooner or later you're going to be in bad luck!"

Lin Danqing went out cursing, anyway, Lin Kele had already been eaten by him, so it was useless to stay and watch, simply out of sight and out of mind.

But when Yue Fei and Lin Danqing were chatting in the living room, Ruoshui entered a world.

"Hey, Xiaoruoshui, Xiaoruoshui, you see, I can already absorb spiritual energy!" Sensing Ruoshui's arrival, Lin Kele greeted her happily.

"Don't call me little weak water!"

Ruoshui was secretly a little annoyed, this Lin Kele was good in every way, but he was not big or small, and he didn't have the self-consciousness that power is respected in the world of practice, and he could still be heartless in the face of a big Luo Jinxian. When a child yells.

"But you are very small."

"Where is it small! Where is it small!!" Ruoshui seemed to have been poked in a sore spot, and shouted: "This fairy is not yet fully developed! Potential! Potential, do you understand!"

"Oh...it's all good, look, I can already absorb spiritual energy! It's amazing!"

Lin Kele's attention was quickly diverted, with a very happy look on his face.

Xu Xuan, who was standing next to her, watched the conversation between the big and the young, almost holding back her laughter. The longer she got in touch with this so-called fairy, the more she realized that she was just an ordinary vain little girl. Not only was she proud, Also good to coax.

Ruoshui prided himself on being a senior who crushed her in heart and strength, so he didn't want to argue with her, so he pretended to be reserved and said, "Give me your hand."

Lin Kele did as he said. [

After Ruoshui's mana circulated in Lin Kele's body, he nodded calmly: "Indeed, you have made great progress, your talent itself is very good, plus that idiot's yang energy support, this is also considered normal. Also, have you thought about what I told you?"

Lin Kele was puzzled: "Things? What's the matter?"

"Are you a single-celled animal!? I told you that I forgot within a few days!" Ruoshui immediately began to complain about Lin Kele: "Didn't I tell you that Yue Fei's yang energy is borne by you alone?" No, even though you have started to practice now, you can reduce your physical burden to some extent, but he still needs other women to help him release the yang energy accumulated in his body!"

Need another woman?Xu Xuan who was next to her was stunned. At this moment, she had a strange thought that shocked her.

"What are you talking about..." Lin Kele pursed his lips, a little downhearted, looking very unhappy, "But I want to marry Feifei... Feifei is with other women, so it must be You can't marry me."

"Now that you have stepped into the path of practice, don't miss this secular marriage anymore. After becoming a Taoist couple, you will have sweet moments in the long life of life. Taoist couples are not only the union of bodies, but also The combination and unity of spirit and soul, the feeling of interlinkage, how can the combination of the body be comparable?"

"What's more, the current situation is here, if the yang energy in Yue Fei's body can be successfully diverted, then there is only a dead end waiting for him in the end, and the trouble has just begun after his death...Even so, you have to Do you want to monopolize him because of your own selfishness?"

Ruoshui's words are a bit serious, but for Lin Kele who is focused on Yue Fei, it is particularly effective.

"I know..." Lin Kele lowered his head and said reluctantly: "Although, although I really don't want Feifei to be with other girls, but, if Feifei needs it... I, I won't What are you talking about..."

Even if Lin Kele is a carefree and thoughtless girl, she is still very selfish when it comes to matters of feelings, but for Yue Fei's sake, she would rather make herself uncomfortable, after all Ruoshui is a fairy, what she said cannot be a lie of.

"It's good if you can think of it like this. To be honest, as the master of that stupid servant, I really don't want to see him kiss me with other women, but I am a master with a big heart. Blame him and punish him for a little 'trivial matter', after all, you can't blame him for this kind of thing. What's more, I need his assistance in my mission in the mortal world, so I can't watch him have an accident, it's best if you understand."

Xu Xuan's face was full of astonishment, is this all right?That's it?What kind of shit luck is Yue Fei?Unexpectedly, this is the imperial decree to embrace left and right! ?

"I just saw that you were also practicing? Lin Kele, is it you who taught her the mind?" Ruoshui suddenly turned to look at Xu Xuan.

"That's right!" Xu Xuan nodded, and then suddenly asked, "Ruoshui, how about my cultivation talent?"

"Average." Ruoshui shook his head slightly: "Compared to Yue Fei at the beginning, she is a little bit stronger, but she is not comparable to Lin Kele, not to mention she has Yue Fei's yang energy support. With the current conditions in the mortal world, you may There is no way to succeed in building a foundation for life."

"Ah..." Xu Xuan was very disappointed.

"Unless you can also get Yue Fei's yang energy."

Ruoshui said something meaningful, and suddenly Xu Xuan jumped up like a frightened rabbit: "Who, who wants to do, do that kind of thing with him! I, I won't!"

"No one is forcing you... It's up to you to choose. You can discuss it with Lin Kele."

After finishing speaking, Ruoshui left one side of the world and returned to the bedroom.

Looking at the sky outside, Ruoshui murmured to himself: "That's enough, it's a good start...Three old bastards, you designed me to go down to earth, maybe the real purpose is because of this... ..."

(Third more... I am so miserable that I have tears in my heart...)