house fairy

"Ugh."

"Fuck, you're so angry at the woolen hair early in the morning!"

Yue Fei lay on the table, just sighed, which immediately caused Fatty Luo's saliva attack.

"That's right, and it's Coke and Xiaoxuan who accompany you when you come to school, such a happy and enviable life, how dare you sigh!"

Zhen Haoting echoed from the side: "Looking at the end of my junior year, I haven't been in a relationship yet, and I've failed too much in college."[

Fang Da nodded his glasses, and said flatly: "This has to do with environmental factors, is it purely personal?"

Fatty Luo and Zhen Haoting immediately turned their guns, and said angrily: "You, a sloppy code farmer who only knows how to move bricks all day long, has no right to criticize us!"

"Ugh."

Yue Fei sighed again, lying there listlessly, looking at Lin Kele and Xu Xuan who were sitting in the front row, full of complaints that had no place to vent.

These guys only know the surface, how can they know his pain?What is the most painful thing for a man who tastes meat for the first time?There is no doubt that women syno to you when you are most interested!

Although Lin Kele didn't explicitly reject Yue Fei, but Xu Xuan insisted on sleeping with her, and she didn't refuse yet, Yue Fei felt that this was already a tactful rejection of his courtship...

Huh?Considering Lin Kele's thick nerves, didn't she actually think of this level at all?

Maybe so...

Anyway, his operation of stealing incense and jade last night failed. Yue Fei, who was suffocated after practicing in one world, didn't have a good rest last night. It's strange that he can be energetic now.

"Hey, Lao Luo, how do you say that we can break up a pair of good Ji friends?"

Yue Fei tilted his head and asked Fatty Luo, although this guy has never been in a relationship, he has a lot of crooked ideas, and he might have some good ideas.

"Huh?" Fatty Luo and the others suddenly widened their eyes, "Old Yue, you are not only trying to get gay, but also breaking up other people's good friends? Being a gy and poaching?...Damn, keep your distance from me! Although I know you like my plump muscles, I'm not interested in fucking!"

Yue Fei picked up his notebook and slapped him, angrily scolded: "Get out! You are a good Jiyou! Two times! Besides, your fat body will not look for you even if you are gay! Lao Zhen has such a good figure!"

Zhen Haoting looked at Yue Fei affectionately and said, "Although I'm not interested in being gay, but if it's Lao Yue, I don't have any objections..."

Fang Datou said with disgust on his face: "It's disgusting...you are really disgusting...but remember to take a picture and send it to me. I can sell it for a lot of money if I post it on those websites."

"Go away! You all go away!"

"By the way, why did you suddenly ask this?...Could it be that... Cola and Xiaoxuan are...such beautiful lilies!? How unreasonable! Is there any reason for this!? Violence!"

Fatty Luo beat his chest and stamped his feet for a long time, as if he hated the heaven for not opening his eyes and not seeing him as a good seed.

Yue Fei looked at Xu Xuan, gritted his teeth and said, "Although not, it's almost the same. I have to sleep with Coke at night." [

"Oh..." Fatty Luo suddenly realized, and suddenly he was all over fat, and his eyes lit up and said: "Wait! Since you ask this, it means that there is no classmate Xiaoxuan to disturb you, you can...Could it be that Coke has fallen into the trap?" In your claws!?"

Yue Fei rubbed his nose, smiled and said nothing.

"Grass! You beast! You ruined a flower in Huada just like that!"

Fatty Luo beat his chest and stamped his feet again, causing the teacher on the podium to pay attention to him frequently, thinking that his wonderful speech aroused the sympathy of the students.

Zhen Haoting immediately became excited, and he was most interested in this kind of gossip: "When did it happen? Are you afraid of being stuffed in your drawer with nails in your shoes? Coke is the goddess in the hearts of many boys!"

Although Fang Datou looked completely uninterested in this kind of thing on the surface, his quietly pricked up ears had already betrayed his youthful and restless heart.

Well, sure enough, tech geeks are full of boredom.

Yue Fei became angry from embarrassment: "Why do you care so much! Give me a trick!"

Fatty Luo said: "Fuck, you usually have the most evil ideas, and I always ask you to find a solution. What can I do if you ask me now?"

"I've never heard of it. Those who are obsessed with the authorities are the ones who are on the sidelines! How can I sort out my own affairs!"

"Then it's up to you."

"I have an idea."

Zhen Haoting straightened his collar, then looked at Yue Fei out of the corner of his eyes, but stopped talking, which clearly meant that he was waiting for Yue Fei to beg him.

Yue Fei glanced at him and stared at him.

"Hey, what kind of eyes do you have! Why can't I do it!" Zhen Haoting immediately became dissatisfied: "Haven't I heard that a fool can have a flash of inspiration?"

The corner of Yue Fei's mouth curled up, and he said jokingly, "So you know you're an idiot."

"Damn! You got me in!"

Zhen Haoting's face was full of depression, and he said: "The solution is very simple, women, if you don't do it, you will be a dragon and a phoenix, and you won't be afraid of her being by Coke's side. .”

"Depend on!"

Fatty Luo and Yue Fei swear at the same time: "Can you think of a more reliable idea?"

"Although this is indeed a solution," Yue Fei said divinely, "But are you overestimating my charm? This is not true. It's so easy to step on two boats and still be good sisters?"

Fang Datou said lightly: "Well...Actually, I think Lao Zhen is trying to trick you into jumping, so that he can reap the benefits of being a fisherman." [

"It's too sinister!"

"Don't think so badly about me! Coke is Lao Yue's childhood sweetheart, how could I have the nerve to do this!" Zhen Haoting said aggrievedly: "Since there is no way to conquer him, then find her a boyfriend so that she has no time Wouldn’t it be okay to hang around with Coke?”

Find a boyfriend for Xu Xuan?

Yue Fei felt awkward for a while, after all, he was the one who kissed us, so why do you think he is so cheap to find a boyfriend for her at this time?

Yue Fei shook his head hastily: "No, no, this method won't work."

"Why not? I think it's quite reliable, and I seem to be a good choice."

Fatty Luo shook his arm, and the fat on it trembled a few times.

"You don't know her..." Yue Fei hurriedly shut up, and almost exposed the news that Xu Xuan was a rich and beautiful woman just now. Xu Xuan had warned him not to reveal it, so he shook his head and said, "I can't tell you the specific reason." You guys, but this method is definitely unreliable. Don't you think about it, with Xiaoxuan's conditions, if you want to find a boyfriend, you will delay until now?"

"That's true..." Zhen Haoting rubbed his chin, "Since this method doesn't work, I can only use the last method. Women are always very curious. If you have any way to attract her Attention, let her do nothing, if she can't harass Coke for the time being, can't you... hmm?"

To attract Xu Xuan's attention?Have you ever seen something big and big?trying to get her attention...

Huh?It seems that there is a way!

A light flashed in Yue Fei's mind, and he immediately thought of an idea.

"Old Zhen, you really deserve to be a friend of women, I have figured out a way!"

"Where is that..." Zhen Haoting just touched his face proudly to enjoy the praise, and suddenly felt that something was wrong, and hurriedly defended: "Damn! What is a woman's friend! I am a girl's friend!?"

"It's fine no matter what, a girl will become a woman one day, and then she will think of you!"

"A dinner treat at noon!"

"no problem!"

Last time I earned more than 1000 million, and after repaying Ning Hailan's 500 million, there are still 700 million left. If you invite them to eat a meal, they won't be able to eat much, and they are not like the group of foodies at home.

After class in the afternoon, Yue Fei took Lin Kele for a stroll around the street, coaxing this innocent and happy girl into high spirits. Asking Yue Fei to spend money for her, she seemed to feel quite happy.

"Feifeifeifei, try this, it's delicious!"

Lin Kele happily held up the pastry in his hand for Yue Fei to share. Yue Fei took a bite where she had bitten, and said, "Well, it's really delicious, especially with the taste of cola on top."

With a pun, Lin Kele blushed slightly: "You are dead!"

Xu Xuan waved her hands while sipping her drink: "Please don't show your affection on the street, be careful, you're too happy to make the sky jealous."

"Hee hee... Next time we will come here to buy some snacks. We bought some for Xiao Jiuyue and the others. They will be very happy when we go back at night. I was so sad when I beat her in a game last time." Well, it makes me feel a little bit sorry, by the way, Feifei, shall we go to the movies?"

... Can anyone tell me how her brain jumped from playing games with Jiuyue to watching movies?

"It seems that there is a new movie released today, let's go, I haven't watched it for a long time."

Xu Xuan also got excited, threw the drink bottle into the trash can, and dragged the two of them to the cinema with each hand.

It's nice to watch a movie, but...

Yue Fei felt a pain in the ass watching the tangled plot on the screen. Women like to watch these romantic dramas, but he really doesn't like romantic dramas!Compared to this, he prefers action movies, science fiction movies or even documentaries!

And Coke obviously likes sci-fi action movies, why did he choose this romantic drama?Does it mean that girls in love love to watch this kind of movie?

I don't know what these directors think, do you dare to tangle up the plot?Being ambiguous with a robber is bloody enough. After Nima fell in love, she found out that she was a biological brother and sister. After finally proving that she was not a biological brother and sister, she got into a car accident and got leukemia. !

However, there is still a benefit to watching this movie, Yue Fei feels very relieved...

Yue Fei, who was sitting in the middle, had his shoulders occupied on both sides, it might be two heavy happiness.

(It's the second half of the month, please ask for a monthly pass...)