house fairy

"Have you noticed that the atmosphere in Linjiang City seems to be very tense in recent days?"

Fatty Luo stretched out his hand, and grabbed the last piece of meat on the plate. He opened his mouth, and in an instant, a piece of mutton went into his mouth. At the end, this guy was still not satisfied and shouted to the owner of the barbecue stall behind him. : "Boss, roast another catty of lamb!"

"okay!"

Yue Fei was stunned for a moment: "Have you left school recently?"

Fatty Luo said angrily: "Nonsense, are we not allowed to sweep the streets without girls? It's the end of April, the temperature has risen, and there are many beauties in skirts on the street. You who have been booked by Coke Guys, don’t intentionally show your happiness.”[

Yue Fei glanced at Lin Kele, who was staring at the empty plate, and couldn't laugh or cry.

Of course the atmosphere in Linjiang City has become tense recently, because Zhu Yan sent them a letter of challenge, Yue Fei and the others must go all out to deal with the danger, not just the monsters at home who are jumping back and forth between the tall buildings in Linjiang City every day Yes, even the people from the Special Affairs Investigation Section, that is, the Taixu Sect, have been mobilized by Yue Fei. Now Linjiang City has become a net of heaven and earth, even if an ant enters or exits, it has to check whether its three generations of ancestors have any abnormalities. Condition.

Zhen Haoting put the clean glass on the table with a bang, ordered another draft beer, and then said with a silly smile: "Is there a wanted criminal coming to Jiang City? Or some criminal escaped from prison? "

Fang Datou glasses said: "Recently there is no news about this on the Internet. It should be unlikely. After all, it is the information age now, and the masses are very capable of catching rumors. As long as there is a little news, it will spread online immediately, but whether it is Weibo or There is no news about wanted criminals or criminals escaping from prison in the local forums. Compared with this, it is more likely that some leader is going to visit Jiang City, so the city government started cleaning operations in advance."

"Cleaning operation? It sounds like a blockbuster spy movie!" Fatty Luo just finished speaking, when he found that the kidney he wanted was served, his mouth watered immediately, and he picked up a bunch first and ate it: "You guys eat too !"

Yue Fei grinned: "You can eat."

Lin Kele wrinkled his nose, pursed his mouth and said, "How can this kind of thing be eaten?"

"Big tonic!" Fatty Luo gave Yue Fei an ambiguous look: "You should eat more."

Fang Datou gave Zhen Haoting his bunch, then picked up the chives he ordered and said lightly: "Although traditionally it is said to complement the body, but from a scientific point of view, the kidney is an organ used to filter and detoxify. , so there will be a large amount of heavy metal residues in it. Eating kidneys will not only fail to nourish the kidneys and strengthen the yang, but may cause infertility due to heavy metal poisoning... Of course, it is only in theory, because you may not use it in your life. Compared with eating Kidneys and leeks are actually more aphrodisiac.”

"Day! Do you like to eat or not!"

Fatty Luo was not affected by Fang Datou's words at all. Instead, he ate with gusto. Zhen Haoting was eager to try it, but after hearing Fang Datou's words, he lost his appetite after only eating a bunch: "Forget it, I still want to pass on the family. Old Luo... Well, I'd better eat my sheep's eye."

Yue Fei sighed: "Why do you all have such strange tastes?"

"It's because you are too unorthodox!"

"Here is half a catty of your mutton! The remaining half catty will be ready soon!"

"Sure enough, I'll just eat mutton...Come on, Coke." Yue Fei thoughtfully peeled the mutton off the stick for Lin Kele.

"Thank you Feifei~mu~"

Fatty Luo immediately burst into tears, and gnawed on his waist while uttering a vicious curse: "All those who show affection will die!"

"You want to kill them? Let me help you realize your wish!"

Fatty Luo, who was gnawing on his waist, suddenly froze there. The next moment, he swung the iron rod in his hand, and stabbed Lin Kele, who was eating with his head down! [

Yue Fei was stunned, and raised his hand to block the iron rod. The all-steel iron rod pierced Yue Fei's palm and twisted together, but Fatty Luo's hand was pierced instead!

Fang Datou was taken aback: "Lao Luo, what are you doing!? Are you crazy!?"

Zhen Haoting hurried out to hold Fatty Luo: "I'm crazy because of you!?"

Yue Fei was also taken aback just now, but now he has realized that it is obvious that Fatty Luo has been tricked, but he still does not know whether it is Tianmo or Zhu Yan who made the move!

"Feifei..."

Lin Kele tugged La Yuefei's arm worriedly.

"It's okay... you control him." Yue Fei said to Zhen Haoting and the others: "Don't get excited, Lao Luo is possessed by an evil spirit. Let him go, Coke will control him."

"Ah? Are you stupid? Although Lao Luo hasn't practiced before, his body fat is not for nothing! You let Coke make her... I'm stupid!"

Before Zhen Haoting finished speaking, Fatty Luo hit his head on his chin. The pain made him burst into tears, and he let go of his hand immediately.

"Roar"

Fatty Luo roared and rushed towards Lin Kele!

Lin Kele flexed his fingers and clawed, stepped on lotus steps, and avoided Fatty Luo's pounce lightly, and clamped Fatty Luo's two shoulder blades with his backhand.

"Hey!"

Lin Kele scolded, and with a little force, Fatty Luo was pushed to the ground.

Unexpectedly, at this time, Fatty Luo didn't care about his arms at all, he leaned back and slammed into Lin Kele with a ferocious face, only heard a crisp "click", his two arms were unexpectedly forced by his own strength. It's broken!

Lin Kele's eyes widened, and he dodged Fatty Luo's attack just by dodging to the left, kicking out as fast as lightning!

"boom!"

Fatty Luo's 200-jin body fell to the ground, and the ground trembled a few times.

"Coke, take it easy!...Ah? It's okay, it's okay, buddies are having trouble, we'll settle the bill and give you the money."

Zhen Haoting and Fang Datou looked dumbfounded. They never thought that Lin Kele, who has always been heartless and silly all the time, is actually a kung fu master who hides his secrets!

The juniors next to the booth were all terrified. They didn't expect that the few people who were fine just now would start fighting out of nowhere.

At this time, Yue Fei had already paid the bill, and he said anxiously: "Don't stay here, come with me!" [

Lin Kele snorted, picked up Fatty Luo with one hand, and quickly followed behind Yue Fei.

Zhen Haoting and Fang Datou looked at each other, and hurriedly got up to follow.

Although Fatty Luo had almost been destroyed by Lin Kele, he still insisted on attacking Lin Kele.

Yue Fei stopped suddenly, slapped his forehead and cursed secretly: "Damn, I forgot to use the hold technique!"

After turning around and performing a fixation spell on Fatty Luo, he continued to lead the way.

It wasn't until he came to a secluded place that Yue Fei stopped.

"Huh, huh! Lao Yue, why are you running so fast? And Coke, you can keep up with Lao Yue with one hand... Huh, huh... Should I say that the whole family does not enter the house? ?”

Zhen Haoting ran for a while, and now he was holding his knees out of breath, while Fang Datou was even worse, his face was pale.

"Old Luo, what the hell is going on?"

After resting for a while, Zhen Haoting raised the question in his heart: "Is he not such an excitable person?"

"He is bewitched, but don't worry, it will be resolved soon."

Fang Datou wiped his sweat, and said: "You and Coke have suddenly become so powerful, I feel a little strange, don't you come from some strange place? What kind of hidden family? According to this rhythm Coke should be your personal maid, right? Could it be the child bride's bodyguard?"

"Did you read too many novels?" Yue Fei scolded with a smile: "The family is still in seclusion, you don't know what's going on in my family?"

"makes sense……"

"but……"

Fang Datou and Zhen Haoting suddenly became nervous: "But!?"

"But I have practiced internal skills with Coke, not only Coke, but also my sister." Yue Fei said seriously: "When we were young, we met a strange old man. He said that he was destined for us, so he told me something. The mental method has been secretly practiced for more than ten years."

Zhen Haoting was excited: "You really have internal strength!"

"Yes yes yes!"

After being glanced at by Yue Fei, Lin Kele nodded hurriedly: "We've been practicing for a long time."

Sure enough, compared to directly saying that a pair of monsters and fairies live in the house, it is easier for people to accept the statement that the mysterious old man imparts kung fu...

"Cough, that's right... well, let's solve Lao Luo's problem first."

Yue Fei ended the topic lightly, and then put his hand on Fatty Luo's chest...underneath.Yue Fei was very resistant to the two lumps of fat on Fatty Luo's chest. He always felt that putting his hands there would create a terrible psychological shadow on him.

Using his mind, Haoran Zhengqi entered Fatty Luo's body through Yue Fei's arm, because he had many experiences, he found the target very easily.

Fatty Luo was controlled by a demon, and it seems that it was the demon who made the move.

However, before eliminating it, Fatty Luo's injury must be healed first, otherwise Fatty Luo may faint from pain when he wakes up.

Yue Fei took out the Tianyuan Yuxu powder and forcefully poured some of it into Fatty Luo. Fortunately, it was a diluted elixir, otherwise Fatty Luo might explode and die.

The elixir took effect, and the wound on his palm and the broken arm healed in the blink of an eye.

"The guy who hides his head and shows his tail, disappear for me!"

At this moment, Yue Fei sneered, and rushed forward with great righteousness, completely eradicating that inner demon.

Zhen Haoting and Fang Datou next to him kept silent, because they had heard that what martial arts practitioners fear most is being disturbed during their exercise.

Yue Fei opened his eyes and said, "Okay."

"... who!?" Fatty Luo yelled as soon as he regained consciousness, and then he realized something strange: "Huh? Why are we here? Who was the person talking to me just now?"

"No one is talking to you...you suddenly"

Zhen Haoting was about to complain about Fatty Luo, but Yue Fei suddenly raised his hand to stop him, Yue Fei smiled and said: "You ate too much meat just now, so you fainted, didn't we just bring you here, look How much dust did you get on your body?"

"Eh? Damn, it's true!" Fatty Luo looked stunned. He suddenly rubbed his stomach, frowned and said, "Sure enough, I ate too much, and my stomach feels so full now...Damn, I can't do it! I You have to go to the bathroom!"

"Hurry up, we'll wait for you."

Yue Fei smiled. He knew that this was the Tianyuan Yuxu powder that was taking effect continuously. The effect of the elixir was not just as simple as healing injuries. I am afraid that Fatty Luo's weight would drop a lot if the medicine went on, and most of them would be eliminated Refined into muscle.

This is also a blessing in disguise.

(New January! Acting like a baby and rolling around asking for a monthly pass! In fact, there is a double monthly pass event during the Mid-Autumn Festival, and everyone can save up to vote again on September NO.17...)