house fairy

Chapter 353 Little Lolita's lethality is gender-neutral

After coming out of the inner room, Yue Fei let out a faint breath.

He really didn't expect that he would encounter such a bizarre thing just when he was out for an outing.

Now the only sect of practitioners in the mortal world was actually established by him thousands of years ago... Just the stories in the middle could write a novel with several million words!

"Boss?"

Everyone else had already gone to the back mountain for a picnic, only Ah Huang stayed here to wait for Yue Fei.But seeing the way he was squatting in the corner and puffing, Yue Fei felt that this guy must be addicted to cigarettes and wanted to take a break. [

"It's okay...it's strange!" Yue Fei rubbed his forehead, hugged Ruoshui, "Suddenly recognized a cheap apprentice...Oh, yes, we will go to the back mountain to see later."

"They're all here, don't worry."

"It's not about those guys, the one in the room is also a disciple of the Taixu Sect, but he found a strange thing in the back mountain a while ago, and he couldn't get it back by himself, so he threw it there first, we have to go and have a look. "

The guy possessed by Yuxuzi Yuanshen was also a disciple of Taixu Sect, which was also very unexpected to Yue Fei, but it was nothing compared to the news he brought.

This old Taoist priest has real kung fu anyway, what is the thing that he can't even touch?

"Well, at least finish lunch first?"

"What else do you know to do besides eat?"

"Boss, you can't say that. People are like iron, rice is steel, and if you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry. Don't you understand this truth?"

"That is to say, people, you are a dog, it doesn't matter if you are hungry for a few days?"

"Be careful, I will sue you at the Animal Protection Association, boss!"

"How dare a mere dog threaten its owner? Hot pot soup is waiting for you tonight!"

"What is a native dog! I am a Chinese pastoral dog with noble status and pure blood!"

The two walked towards the back mountain while bickering. Although they said so, the emperor was not short of hungry soldiers, so how could he do such a cruel thing?

There is a flat rock behind the Taoist temple, where the old Taoist priest would meditate and practice Qi, but today the patriarch's friends are going to have a picnic here, so he naturally had to stay away.

Standing here, the scenery of Xiaoling Mountain with a radius of tens of miles is only visible, and the dense mist floats in the dense forest, as if you have returned to ancient times in an instant—it’s a pity that the high-voltage electricity towers standing in the mountains and forests spoil the mood.

Picnics are fun, so no one brings cooking utensils. Fatty Luo volunteered to set up a simple stove, probably because he wanted to bake something to eat. Zhen Haoting went to the nearby woods to collect firewood. It seemed that his brain had opened up, and he even called Yu Yilan.

As if inspired by Zhen Haoting, Fatty Luo talked to Ding Shi intentionally. Although Ding Shi was not very talkative, under Fatty Luo's persistent attack, he would occasionally respond, which made Fatty Luo even more excited. Motivated.

The three of them are relatively unscientific with Fang Datou now, because Liu Fanghua seems to have a lot of doubts about Fang Datou and has been pestering him. is what to say.

Yue Fei felt that sooner or later he would blurt out the matter of hacking into their computers...[

Maybe Qi Lian Jiaoyue felt that she had been left out, so she simply started playing cards with those two idiots. It is conceivable how bad the card skills of those two idiots are, but there is a wonderful thing, Bingsha actually beat nine Yue is also called... Can September play cards?Isn't this obviously embarrassing people? I didn't watch Jiuyue and I've only played for a long time, and I'm about to cry when I lose...

"Master... Woohoo!"

Seeing Yue Fei approaching, Jiuyue immediately dropped the card and rushed behind Yue Fei, grabbing his leg tightly. In her eyes, Bingsha and Linglong were obviously cooperating with outsiders to bully her at this moment.

Bingsha suddenly crossed her waist and laughed wildly: "Bahahaha... Miss Ben is indeed the best, Miss Ben has won again!"

Yue Fei was taken aback, she actually won?This unscientific!

"Uh, Xiao Bingsha, you have to see clearly, I'm offering a pair of twos, and you're offering a pair of ten, you can't hold back my..."

Bingsha said confidently: "What! Ten is obviously better than two! Don't bully me for being bad at math!"

"The problem is that two in poker is better than ten..." Qi Lian Jiaoyue looked at Bingsha with a smile, "And Xiao Jiuyue folded, this hand doesn't count."

"chat……"

Linglong also threw away the cards in her hand, and said to Bingsha: "How about we go to the mountains? Maybe we can get some wild game."

As soon as Bingsha's eyes lit up, she immediately began to drool, and she nodded suddenly: "Okay, okay!"

These two idiots have no other advantages, the only advantage is that they are full of mobility. They have just made a decision at this moment, and they are already rushing down the mountain the next moment.

"Ah Huang, follow them, don't let them do anything stupid. If you encounter that strange thing I mentioned before, remember to let me know."

Yue Fei nuzzled, Ah Huang understood, and ran after him.

"You don't care if they run around?"

When Qilian Jiaoyue saw Yue Fei sitting down so calmly, she immediately lost her composure. Although this is not a deep mountain or forest, and there are no wild animals, children will still get lost if they run around.

Yue Fei shook his head, are they just ordinary brats?These two guys can level the whole mountain without much effort.Speaking of which, although they are eager to hunt game, there is probably no game for them to hunt in this mountain. After all, this mountain is adjacent to Linjiang City. Although it has not yet been developed, people often move around. I was scared away.

Qilian Jiaoyue said suddenly: "You seem to spoil her very much."

She was referring to the weak water who was held in Yue Fei's arms like a sleeping beauty.

"Have it?"

Yue Fei was very surprised, he didn't show any doting expression at all.

Qi Lian Jiaoyue pointed to her eyes: "The eyes can't lie." [

"It's obviously myopia..."

"It's plain glasses. By the way, don't you think you will have a very literary temperament after wearing glasses?" Qi Lian Jiaoyue made a reading posture with a smile, "A humble girl like me should Learn to add highlights to yourself."

It turned out that I added the cuteness of the glasses girl without authorization... By the way, Hei Changzhi is a cuteness...

Qi Lian Jiaoyue's hair should belong to the kind of soft and elegant hair among ordinary girls, and it is naturally loose, without that kind of messy feeling at all, very feminine, although she claims to be an unremarkable girl, but Yue Fei would not be so stupid as to really believe it, this kind of girl is qualified to be a goddess no matter where she is placed.

Of course, compared with Ruoshui Qingfan and the others, she is far behind. Not to mention anything else, her skin alone is enough for her to envy and hate.

"They have really nice skin."

As soon as the skin was mentioned, Qilian Jiaoyue looked at Ruoshui enviously, "I really don't know how they take care of it."

Yue Fei immediately said proudly: "They don't need maintenance, they are born with it."

Qi Lian Jiaoyue was very surprised and even more envious.Compared with post-makeup, every girl wants to be beautiful.

Chatting here, over there Fatty Luo has set up a simple bonfire with stones, and then went to the Taoist temple to borrow a few plates, and then he actually got a lot of skewered meat skewers and vegetable skewers from his backpack ...

Sure enough, this product has been prepared long ago, no wonder Ah Huang kept looking at him on the road, it turned out that he smelled meat.

Fatty Luo volunteered and patted his chest: "Today I will be the chief roaster, so you can just let go of your belly and eat!"

Yue Fei touched Jiuyue, whose eyes were shining, he really couldn't let go of it, otherwise they would really frighten them...

Fatty Luo had just put the skewers on the fire, and before turning them over a few times, Ruo Shui woke up with his little nose shaking: "Smell..."

"Do you want to be so sensitive..."

Yue Fei smiled wryly and pointed at Fatty Luo: "It hasn't been baked yet...and there aren't many things, just try something new."

Yue Fei was telling Ruoshui and Jiuyue, after all, there were only so many things, probably just enough to fill Ruoshui's teeth, if she opened up to eat, the girls would probably be starving.

Ruoshui rubbed his eyes: "Oh..."

Qi Lian Haoyue has been fascinated by her cuteness, which is about to wake up. This girl seems to be particularly irresistible to little girls. If Ruoshui's aura of not getting close to strangers hadn't warned her, I'm afraid At this moment she has pounced on it.

"Are you hungry? The skewers are not ready yet, why don't you eat some snacks I brought?"

Qilian Jiaoyue took out the cakes and drinks she had carried very attentively, trying to bribe Ruoshui.

Yue Fei smiled lightly, and wanted to seduce my little fairy just by relying on these things?You must have underestimated me as the owner... Damn it! ?Actually took the bait?What surprised him was that Ruoshui actually walked over and ate it. This guy didn't have the morals of raising a little fairy at all!

"If it's not enough to eat, there is more!"

Qi Lian Jiaoyue looked at Ruoshui happily, then waved to Jiuyue: "Little Jiuyue, come here too?"

Jiuyue looked at those snacks with her fingers in her mouth, then at Yue Fei, left and right, and after hesitating again and again, she crouched down with her head in distress. She couldn't decide which one was more important, the snacks or the owner, in her little mind. up.

After worrying for a while, she resolutely threw herself into Yue Fei's arms.

Sure enough, it's still September!

Yue Fei was so moved that tears streamed down his face, and he rubbed her cheek, making Qi Lian Jiaoyue very jealous.

"Master... I'm hungry..."

Jiuyue pouted her pink mouth and stretched out her small hand to Yue Fei. Yue Fei was taken aback, and hurriedly took out something from his backpack: "Are you hungry? This is serious. Come on, I have roast chicken and duck here." Braised beef..."

"Don't eat it! Those are all mine!" Before Jiuyue had time to say anything, Ruoshui had already aggressively declared the ownership of those foods.

"That's not true! This is given to Jiuyue by the master!"

Ruoshui said proudly: "Your master is my servant, so his things are mine too!"

"Well!"

Jiuyue stared at Ruoshui angrily, and then, regardless of what Ruoshui said, she started to eat a piece of roast chicken by herself.

"Damn! You, a guy who only knows how to be cute, dare to provoke this fairy?!"

Ruoshui was furious, quickly stuffed a few pieces of cakes into her mouth, and rushed towards Jiuyue. On the way, she turned around suddenly, ran back, grabbed a bottle of fruit juice and gulped it up, then wiped her mouth, and then rushed to Jiuyue. Go up and compete with September.

"You little fox who only knows how to be cute! Don't eat my things!"

"Woo! Stupid, stupid, stupid and weak..."

Ah... this is the first time I have cursed in September, and even the voice of cursing is so soft that Yue Fei feels that his ears are getting pregnant just by listening to it like this.

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