house fairy

With a cigarette in his mouth, Xue Hong came to the warehouse surrounded by his younger brothers. After opening the door, the cigarette butt fell to the ground.

He rubbed his eyes, rubbed, rubbed again...

"What's the matter with me!?"

Xue Hong exclaimed in surprise, and the younger brothers beside him were also dumbfounded.

After just one night of hard work, all the lost cars and boxes came back!It was neatly stacked, as if it had never been moved. [

"It's fucking unscientific!"

After Xue Hong finished speaking, he thought of the old Taoist priest last night, and suddenly felt relieved. Even Guoan was alarmed. It is not unacceptable to spend manpower and material resources to retrieve these things overnight...

"Why the hell are you still standing there!? Hurry up and hoist containers lt4392 and gfe499 over here!"

The younger brothers moved when they heard the sound.

For Yue Fei, what happened last night could not affect his normal life the next day in the slightest.

Although he witnessed an exciting battle between fairy and demon up close.

But who can pick up a talking dog monster from the sofa and throw it on the balcony every morning like him, and pick up a charming and beautiful snake from the bathtub by the way?

nobody.

So Yue Fei felt that he was awesome, and he could keep calm even when the world was falling apart.

But when he opened the door in the morning and saw a guy outside the door who was carefully grooming his hair with a small mirror, Yue Fei decided not to calm down.

"What are you doing standing in front of my house!?"

Yue Fei pinched his nose, the smell of body odor mixed with perfume was really uncomfortable, no matter how strong his patience was, he couldn't bear it.

"You are..." Xi Shu looked at Yue Fei and thought for a while before he remembered who he was, snapped the makeup mirror on, and suddenly said: "Oh! I remembered! You are the king's servant. , I'm sorry, but I don't have a good memory for a human being with a popular face like you."

Xi Shu said and looked at Yue Fei sadly: "Oh, you are so ugly, your figure is not as strong as mine, and you don't know how to dress yourself up, how can you please the king? Once I come, you There is no place at all…”

Several veins popped out of Yue Fei's forehead, looking at his handsome little white face, Yue Fei really wanted to punch him to let him know why the flowers were so red.

People... no, how can monsters be so smug?How could it be so stinky! ?Even if you are really more handsome than me, but you can fucking hold back your secret joy and don't say it, okay?Don't you know how to write the three characters thick-skinned! ?

At this time, Xi Shu suddenly turned to Yue Fei with a pleasant expression on his face, and walked towards Qing Fan.

"Oh my lord, I can see you!"

Qingfan frowned beautifully, immediately blocked his sense of smell with magic power, and said: "Have you done everything I told you last night?" [

"It's all done!" Xi Shu slapped his chest loudly, "My rat army is not vegetarian."

"That's good...then what are you doing here?"

Xi Shu's face collapsed, and he thought: I don't want to come here either, if I hadn't been caught by you, my king would still be alive underground.

Naturally, he couldn't express what he was thinking, so he said: "Didn't you say yesterday that you want the little one to serve you? From now on, the little one will follow you and wait for your orders at any time... As for this Such an ugly, useless servant, don’t you think it’s worthless to bring it by your side? Your Majesty, it’s more majestic to bring a handsome younger brother like me who can beat you.”

mn■■■■■□□mx(□′)┻━┻I am so angry at the coffee table! ! !

Yue Fei felt that his anger had already overflowed, you are too deceitful, just let it go if you want to elevate yourself, do you ever point at someone's nose like this and say that they are ugly? ?I admit that I am not as handsome as your celebrity face, but am I ugly! ?Damn, all the beauties around me are blind!

Yue Fei is still very proud at certain times, although there is something unspeakable about it, but this does not prevent him from making friends with beautiful women!Li Xinyi, a beautiful student, is known as the belle of No. [-] Middle School in the city (although she is famous because of her domineering spirit), and Lin Kele, a childhood sweetheart, is also known as a flower of Huada University (although she is famous because of her off-the-spot Not to mention Yue Ning, Ruoshui and Qingfan, even Li Xinyi's mother, Li Yu, is a stunning beauty with a great reputation in Linjiang!

Ordinary people would be delighted to know one of them. Yue Fei, as a man, was naturally delighted to know so many beauties, but now, he was pointed at his nose and said he was ugly. ! ?Still a piece of shit! ?

Damn, I don't sell myself!Uncle can bear it and auntie can't bear it!

Just when Yue Fei was about to teach him about respect, Ruoshui woke up.

"What's this smell? It smells so bad!"

Ruoshui's first words when he opened the door turned Xishu into petrification.

"Well, it turned out to be you," Ruoshui saw Xi Shu, and suddenly realized, and suddenly she frowned, with disgust: "You have body odor!"

a bolt from the blue!

Xi Shu clutched his chest tightly, his face pale: "No, it's impossible! I, I have already taken three courses of the 'Fox Buster' special medicine! I even sprayed on deodorant perfume before coming to see the king! What do you do? You might find out right away!"

"Fox Buster? That 998 special drug for a course of treatment on the TV shopping?"

"That's right!"

Yue Fei immediately gloated: "You also believe in TV shopping, you deserve to buy counterfeit medicine."

Thank you v, thank you for TV shopping... As expected, no one is perfect, how handsome are you?Isn't the brain like an idiot?Believe in TV shopping... And there is body odor!

Xi Shu's expression changed, and he said angrily, "That bastard lied to me!?"

"Idiot, one is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer. If you don't buy it, can he still force you? Did you get an invoice for buying the medicine?"

Xi Shu was stunned: "Invoice? What is that?" [

Xi Shu obviously hasn't figured out the things that are unique to mortals.

"Well, you don't have to return the goods, it's your fault that you ate it whole."

Yue Fei laughed at Te Liang, seeing Xi Shu slumped, he was in a good mood, looked at the time, and said, "I'm going to school, since you're here, I'll let you figure out what to do with Qing Fan and the others' lunch." It's settled, I will come back as soon as possible at night, by the way, he is not allowed to enter our bedroom when we are at home, only allowed to be in the living room, understand?"

The latter sentence was addressed to Qingfan, Yue Fei knew that Qingfan could restrain Xishu, he didn't want to go home at night, and the whole room would be filled with unpleasant body odor.

Qingfan nodded to express his understanding.

So Yue Fei went out leisurely.

Three powerful monsters and a fairy are at home, can they starve to death?

It was still early after arriving at school, so Yue Fei went to buy some breakfast and returned to the dormitory where he had not seen for a long time.

"Scumbags! Hurry up and welcome General Zhongwu!"

After Yue Fei kicked the door open, he found that the three bastards were still lying on the bed, and the computer on the table was buzzing. Fang Datou must have been dragging resources overnight again.

"You bastard... you stayed up late last night until the wee hours of the morning, and you just slept for a while..."

Fatty Luo grabbed a roll of paper from beside the pillow and threw it at Yue Fei.

"It's disgusting... I brought breakfast, and I was quick and slow."

Yue Fei put the breakfast aside, and then turned on Fang Datou's monitor, and this fellow was indeed dragging resources.

When the three guys heard that there was breakfast, they slowly got up from the bed. Fang Datou glanced at the monitor first, and sighed: "Although the seeds were sprinkled all over Huada, so many people accelerated together, but this The small water pipe is still weak. This is the new store manager series, don’t you want it? Human and animal, the taste is a bit heavy.”

"Keep it to yourself."

"Watching Dog Day Little Japan is very enjoyable."

Yue Fei curled his lips, looking at that thing would only make him more and more angry, he is not like these three bastards, he can solve it by himself no matter how bad it is.

"Oh, by the way, Lao Yue," Zhen Haoting picked up a deep-fried dough stick, and suddenly said to Yue Fei, "Last night, Fatty Luo bought a real doll on Taobao, and it cost [-] to [-]."

"It's his business how he wants to spend his money. Why are you telling me that?"

"Fatty Luo wrote your name."

"Luo Chongwu, I'll fuck you!"

"Calm down! Don't be impulsive! Everyone knows that you are a good person who doesn't mess around. Even if you are found out, you will know who might be framing you. The boss has promised me to make sure to seal it up. I'm not just in case Just in case."

"Fight against you, uncle! You are going to ruin my first life's fame!"

"Cough! Don't be so excited. It's a big deal. I'll give it to you for the first time. Let you have a good time first. How about it? I'm a brother!"

"Fuck you, with this money, you, a little star, can get it. You actually bought a doll. How much resentment do you have for the three-dimensional real person!?"

"I'm not thinking that you don't have a girlfriend, why buy it and use it together..."

"Get out! I don't have that hobby! Wolves travel thousands of miles to eat meat, dogs travel thousands of miles to eat shit, you have the guts to be a guy who doesn't just talk about it, and you will be designated as a successor or loser in the future. I'll see if you don't strip you."

At this moment, Fang Datou changed the subject and asked, "By the way, did you see the meteor shower last night?"

"Meteor shower?"

"Over there in the southern suburbs, the Internet was almost maxed out in the early hours of the morning! Someone happened to take the video, come and take a look, I'm too lazy, I don't think it's a meteor shower, but I fucking think it's like sword energy ah!"

Zhen Haoting pursed his lips: "You fucking think this is playing a game! Returning the sword... full of cheapness!"

Fatty Luo nodded and said solemnly, "It's either a meteorite or a ufo."

Yue Fei said angrily, "I'm still invaded by aliens!"

Fang Datou said solemnly: "It's entirely possible!"

"Okay! Don't mess with what you have. Hurry up and go to the classroom after dinner. I haven't finished reading the notes that Coke copied for me. If Sun Papi fails the exam, I want you to be buried with me!"

These three guys didn't know that Yue Fei was watching the live broadcast last night!

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