house fairy

"It's disgusting, it's a horror movie."

"Coke really likes to watch it, every time it makes me yell in fright, but I still like to watch it."

"Hmph, do you feel upset that Coke didn't come to accompany you? If you don't want me to watch with you, you can call Coke and ask her to come."

"I just said that casually, don't be so sensitive..."

Listening to the whispers of the two people in front, Lin Kele was stunned, hurriedly took out his phone, and quickly turned on the airplane mode, and then he was relieved. [

In case Yue Fei really called her, it would be revealed as soon as the ring rang.

I'm so witty, Lin Kele shook his head triumphantly, whoever said I was stupid, it's just that I'm too lazy to use my brain.

It's just that she didn't expect her actions to misunderstand the man next to her even more.

He has been watching Lin Kele for a while, and he found that the attention of the beautiful woman next to him was on the two people in front, and he also vaguely heard what Yue Fei and Xu Xuan said, but he had already caught up in the blink of an eye. A wonderful plot that can write hundreds of thousands of words has come out.

It turned out that he was here to catch an affair. The man suddenly realized, but he was secretly happy. At this time, it is easier to succeed. When a woman is emotional, it is easy to do impulsive things. At that time, it is a good time for him to strike.Now it seems that we need to wait patiently, waiting for the atmosphere to brew and ferment, until the moment of the outbreak...

In fact, not only this man, but another person is also paying attention to Lin Kele at this moment.

Fang Datou and Liu Fanghua's position is further back, and the position was determined by Liu Fanghua. It is said that this position is a golden couple position. As for the specific reason... Pure children who don't understand can go back to make up lessons.

After seeing Lin Kele's actions, Fang Datou felt even more headache. Now he is basically sure that Lin Kele is here to catch the rape, but this happened between three friends, and he is not easy to do. Who can help? Even if it doesn't work, the best way is to just sit on the sidelines and act as if you didn't see it.

Although he really wanted to send a text message to Yue Fei to call the police, but it was Yue Fei who made the mistake. After thinking about it carefully, Fang Datou shook his head and gave up. There are so many male compatriots who don't have a partner, and he wants to occupy two more by himself, so how embarrassing is it for others.

The movie started, the plot is very old-fashioned, the old Linga villa in the deep mountain, plus a snowstorm, the perfect secret room has appeared, and the following plot can be guessed with the butt, it must be those people one after another weird Hang up, and finally the heroine discovers the horrible truth, and then starts to run away desperately, and finally kills the evil spirits in a daze or escapes...

Look, I can recite such routine plots!Yue Fei stared at the screen in idleness, mouthful after mouthful of popcorn, as if he was here to eat popcorn.

As the plot progressed, the atmosphere in the theater became more and more gloomy and terrifying. Girls screamed from time to time, but it was more terrifying than the movie itself.

Um?Why is this popcorn so soft?

"It's my hand."

Xu Xuan's faint voice suddenly rang in his ears, startling Yue Fei: "Fuck, your lines are scarier than the movies."

Xu Xuan gave Yue Fei a white look, full of flair.

"Do you think everyone is like you, eating popcorn and not caring about the plot at all?"

Yue Fei shrugged, and pointed behind him: "Don't tell me, the one behind is the one."

The creaking sound stopped abruptly, as if he felt embarrassed because Yue Fei pointed it out. [

"Shut up and watch a movie!"

Xu Xuan tugged at Yue Fei angrily, signaling him to shut up.

At this time, Lin Kele, who was sitting behind them, puffed his cheeks angrily, and waved his small fists, as if he wanted to beat Yue Fei, but considering that he was in the tailgate, he finally gave up.

But her cute behavior made the man next to her feel more itchy. Nowadays, there are not many girls who are so cute and natural, and they are usually the best!

Do you want to take this opportunity to intensify the conflict?

The man thought for a while, and suddenly came up with a brilliant idea. He smiled, suppressed his impulse for the time being, and waited for a good time.

Every time a scary plot occurs, there will be a series of screams in the movie theater, and Lin Kele’s frightened tears will come out, and his hands will always subconsciously stretch forward, always wanting to hug Yue Fei, but it’s a pity that he is sitting Next to him is Xu Xuan.

Thinking of this, Lin Kele couldn't help looking angrily at Xu Xuan with a calm face. He had already explained everything, so just find the right time to hug him, or throw himself into his arms!The boyfriend is meant to be used for hugging while watching horror movies, she is so calm and not afraid at all, it is a waste of resources!

Luckily, that guy didn't come over to bother him right now, otherwise he would have to be punched all over his face...Huh?

Lin Kele turned his head to look, only to realize that the annoying person sitting next to him had disappeared at some point, but it would be better if he left. Lin Kele suddenly found that he was in a much better mood. It is also a lot cuter.

"Horror movies are no big deal...it's not as scary as you think."

"Then please don't grab my arm and pinch and grab it when you say this..."

"I, I just feel that idle hands are idle..."

Yue Fei immediately said, "If you are afraid, you are afraid. It's okay to admit it. Why do you have to hold on?"Don't think that if the light is too dark, I can't see clearly. Your face is blue from fright. Brother's eyes have night vision function!

But let alone, Xu Xuan in this look is really cute. If she didn't pinch her arm, she would be even cuter.

At this time, suddenly there was a loud bang behind him, and the sudden sound was just mixed with a climax in the movie, and immediately everyone in the theater screamed in fright, Lin Kele trembled and screamed With a sound, he jumped forward and directly hugged Yue Fei's head across the chair.

A figure suddenly appeared at the entrance, pointing at the rows of spectators and yelling, "Get out, you stinky bitch who stole other people's boyfriends! I have already notified the reporter, today I will ruin your reputation!"

"Wow"

Yue Fei believed that the expression on his face at this moment was very exciting, because in an instant, nearly [-]% of the women stood up in a hurry from their seats, and [-]% of them were disheveled and flushed. I don't know what I was doing just now.

Perhaps because they were afraid of being involved in the news reports, although those women knew that they had nothing to do with them, they were still scared and fled. In the blink of an eye, the auditorium, which had an attendance rate of [-]%, became much empty.

"People nowadays, why do they always like to make such absurd things?"

"Yeah, alas, I can't even watch a movie..."[

The rest of the audience has already started whispering, but what is happening now is obviously more exciting than the movie, that person is still standing there, and they can't wait to watch the next development of the plot.

The sudden incident affected the order of the theater, the screening was stopped suddenly, and the lights in the theater were turned on. Only then did Lin Kele realize that the guy standing at the door was the man sitting next to her just now.

Wait, is that a man?

The audience was stunned. Recalling what he yelled just now, he came to catch the "stinky whore who stole other people's boyfriends", right?

The amount of information suddenly became so large that my friends couldn't hold it anymore after hearing it!

"what happened!?"

But it was the man who was surprised, because after he yelled, he found that the expected effect had indeed been achieved. He was looking at the beauty with confidence, expecting her to make use of the problem, and took advantage of this momentum to make a fuss, and finally Then fight with Xiaosan again, and he can take the opportunity to go up and down, stimulate that beauty, and finally reap the sweet fruit of tonight...

But what is it that you see now?

That beauty actually hugged that damn man who made people enviable and jealous! ?Not only that, but he also chatted affectionately with the mistress next to him! ?It's fucking unscientific!

"I'm sorry sir, you disturbed the normal order of the theater, now please come out with us."

"Ah? No! I'm here to catch rape!"

"Sir, whether you are catching rape or having an affair, it has nothing to do with our theater. What you have done has disrupted the normal operation of this theater. Please come with us."

"No! I don't!"

Before the man could quibble, another security guard rushed up and punched him.

"Fuck! Why are you talking so much nonsense with him!? I managed to catch a beautiful woman. I could have filled the bases tonight, but I was scared away by him just now! Damn it, if I wasn't interested in men , I want to explode his chrysanthemum to vent my hatred!"

No one cares about what happened before, especially at this moment...

"Didn't you go home!"

Yue Fei saw that Lin Kele was completely messed up. At first he was taken aback when someone hugged him suddenly. My God, this is a horror movie. Suddenly someone hugs your head from behind, and everyone will be shocked. of.

But as soon as the light came on, he realized that something was wrong. When he turned his head, he happened to see Lin Kele with teary eyes, and he was immediately dumbfounded.

"I, I went home and came out again!"

Lin Kele was quick to think, and hurriedly found a reason: "Then I thought it was okay anyway, so I ran over to watch the movie too!"

"Then you just sat in the back and ate popcorn while concentrating on watching the movie, and didn't notice us?"

Lin Kele nodded hastily, and blinked her big shiny eyes trying to make herself look very believable.

Yue Feili slumped his shoulders, this silly girl, do you really think him a fool?

If it is useful to be cute, there is no need for Ultraman to save the world.

Huh?and many more!

Yue Fei looked over Lin Kele in surprise and looked towards the back row.

"Old Fang? Why are you here? And this...Liu Fanghua? You are... Could it be..."

(No one is with me, go to the cinema to watch cartoons by myself! Hmph!)