house fairy

"Yue Fei!!!"

In the early morning, a stern roar woke up Yue Fei's dream. He rubbed his eyes, freed his arm from Qing Fan's arms, opened the ice veil lying on his chest, and carefully pulled his legs out of Ling Long's arms. Only then did he get out of bed successfully.

Because he didn't know the truth of Ruoshui's words, he had the cheek to call Qingfan to warm the bed last night.Originally, Lin Kele's plan might have been to let him and Xu Xuan have a good night, but after all, that kind of thing had to go with the flow, and it's probably not a wise choice to start having sex just after establishing a relationship. Ning Hailan was even more unsuitable, so he had no choice but to choose Qingfan.

Qing Fan was naturally very happy, but he didn't know if it was because of the Ninth Pure Yang Body, or because Qing Fan had already left the demon body, Qing Fan was not his opponent, and he completely surrendered within a few strokes.

The distressed Yue Fei had no choice but to call Bingsha over shamelessly, but he didn't expect that when Bingsha came over, Linglong, who had always been inseparable from her, followed her with her mouth pouted. [

The two little guys joined the battle, and in a one-on-three situation, Yue Fei could still maintain a great advantage, but fortunately, with the efforts of the three of them, Yue Fei still squeezed out a lot of Yang Qi.

It seems that Yue Fei slept very soundly last night because he had vented part of his yang energy.

It's a pity that I was woken up by someone in the morning.

After changing his clothes, Yue Fei frowned and walked out of the balcony, looking at the runaway Lin Danqing with a displeased expression on his face: "Old bastard, what the hell are you doing!? You come here early in the morning, crying and howling, and you don't want people to sleep! ?”

"Sleep!? You still have the nerve to sleep!?"

Lin Danqing waved his hands angrily: "Look at what you have taught my Coke to be!? God! Earth! Why did I become blind and let the two of you meet together!?"

"What's wrong with Coke? Didn't you call her back yesterday?"

Yue Fei looked at Lin Danqing in a daze, like a monk of Zhang Er who couldn't figure it out.

"You still have the nerve to say it!" Lin Danqing became even more annoyed, "Do you know what she asked us at dinner last night?"

Yue Fei suddenly had a vague premonition: "What?"

"She actually asked us where to buy condoms!"

Lin Danqing rushed in front of Yue Fei and roared: "Heaven! Oh earth! Where did that simple and cute little Coke, who loved my grandpa and pampered me the most, go! You little bastard, pay me back!" Good granddaughter!"

After hearing Lin Danqing's words, Yue Fei's expression immediately became extremely exciting. How could Lin Kele suddenly think of buying condoms?

etc!Ruoshui seemed to say yesterday that she told Lin Kele that if she didn't vent her yang energy, she would only have three months to live...

Damn, it can't be because of this reason?Could it be that in the next few months, she plans to go all out, desperately trying to save herself?Although it is a happy thing to hear and see, why does it feel so painful right now!

But Yue Fei couldn't tell Lin Danqing the truth now, otherwise he might run away violently.

So Yue Fei could only look at Lin Danqing calmly, and said, "I said, old bastard, are you confused in cultivation?"

"What!? You still dare to scold me!?"

"Although I'm still practicing now, I'm a man, a young man, and a vigorous man," Yue Fei stretched his body on purpose, his body with soft lines but full of explosive power stretched out in the morning sun, exciting The corners of Lin Danqing's eyes twitched, "Men naturally have the needs of men. The body of a practitioner is so strong, so the needs are of course very strong, and Coke is my girlfriend, so don't I remind you what will happen with me? I’m in school, and I don’t want to kill anyone, so what’s the big deal about wholesale condoms? It’s just that I didn’t expect her to tell you... Or do you want to be a great-grandfather now?”[

Lin Danqing's forehead was throbbing with veins. Why did he feel so twitchy when he said something that was obviously very reasonable?

"Besides, it's actually not a big deal, isn't it just wholesale condoms?" Yue Fei pursed his lips in disdain on purpose, and hooked his hands, "Come in, let me show you my inventory, and let you know what real condoms are." The fighting power of a man."

Lin Danqing held back his anger and followed Yue Fei upstairs.

"Boom."

Yue Fei opened a room and waved his hand lazily: "Did you see it? These are all the stocks I prepared, but I was afraid of scaring Coke, so I didn't let her see it. I didn't expect her to be so caring... ..."

As soon as Lin Danqing saw the things in the room, he was frightened and stupid, hissing and sucking in cold air.This nearly 100-square-meter room is full of hundreds of boxes, many of which are not sealed, and the contents inside can be seen at a glance, such as Jasper, Durex, The Sixth Sense...

Beast!

Beast!

Lin Danqing simply couldn't imagine what kind of inhuman torture the weak Lin Kele would suffer by the side of this animal!

Yue Fei snickered in his heart, fortunately he remembered the warehouse of Wutongshen, otherwise he really couldn't restrain the old bastard.

"How about it, do you know the fighting power of a real man?" Yue Fei sneered and said, "Don't compare me with those ordinary scum, what's wrong with Coke thinking of buying condoms? In your eyes, she is still the one who drags A kid with a snot in crotch pants who cries when something happens? Stop making trouble, wake up, old bastard, your good granddaughter has grown up, is already my woman, and has entered the world of adults, buy a There’s a lot of fuss about condoms, if one day she says she wants to buy a pregnancy test stick, won’t you all be in trouble?”

Lin Danqing trembled his lips, and his eyes were a little dark. Although he knew that this day would come sooner or later, when it really came, he found that he really couldn't accept it.

"Why does my good granddaughter grow up, bastard! The world of adults is the dirtiest!"

Lin Danqing, who couldn't accept that her granddaughter was already an adult, already had her own lover, and even had done such and such things with Yue Fei, burst into tears decisively.

"Oh, the reality is very cruel. Don't always think that the child who listens to the happy combination of the princess and the prince in the fairy tale can sleep peacefully will not grow up. One day he will also know that Cinderella and the prince are happy and happy. When they are combined together, they will do some shameless things..."

The sudden sound startled Yue Fei: "Damn it, when were you here, Ah Huang?"

"I was here before you came in," Ah Huang jumped out of a box. "It's quieter here, so it's easier for me to think about things...and lying in the box can remind me of my wandering life in the past..."

"As I just thought, a pure child who suddenly discovers the code hidden by his parents will be greatly shocked, but people who grow up will always be exposed to this knowledge, if even this aspect If you are not psychologically prepared, you are not a qualified parent."

As soon as Ah Huang touched his hand, a cigarette came out. Suddenly a cluster of flames appeared from the tip of his claw and lit the cigarette. After taking a faint puff, he exhaled and said, "There is no doubt that the old drunkard is not a Qualified parents..."

Speaking of this, Ah Huang suddenly gave a lascivious smile, and looked at Yue Fei slyly: "It's you, boss, who didn't expect, tsk tsk, to hear such a tyrannical and cool declaration."

Yue Fei felt hairy when Ah Huang looked at him, and subconsciously covered his crotch: "Where are you looking?"

"Tch, I'm a straight demon, don't mess with gays, don't worry if I'm not interested in you."

Ah Huang pouted, looked out with a cigarette in his mouth, his face was full of melancholy.

"What's the matter with you? It's not your character to be so melancholy all of a sudden. Don't tell me you're going to change your melancholy style."

"No," Ah Huang gave Yue Fei a melancholy look, and then withdrew his eyes very, very melancholy, "I was just thinking... At the beginning, I could still abuse you, Boss, but it's only been more than half a year. I have already broken through to the Nascent Soul Realm...but! I'm still a half-demon! Not even a monster!"

Ah Huang squatted in the corner with his head in his arms and muttered: "Sometimes I suspect that I am a character who is responsible for making jokes. Is it because God has forgotten me, and because of you, Boss Mao, you are going to upgrade and sit on a rocket and drive your sister away." Halo, and I've been working so hard without making any progress!"

Yue Fei was startled, and after a moment of silence, he walked over and patted Ah Huang on the shoulder.

"Ah Huang, don't be sad."

Ah Huang raised his head very moved: "Boss, I..."

"You have to know that there is a kind of person in this world called a genius. Next to a genius, the brilliance of ordinary people will only be completely covered up, and I am undoubtedly this kind of genius, so you feel that you are so useless. normal."

"Boss! Your second uncle!"

"Well, actually, your speed is not slow. In the beginning, you were just a lucky dog. Suddenly, you absorbed the pure fairy spirit and evolved into a half-demon. This is already a blessing from heaven. We were running around all over the world, have you ever seen a second guy as lucky as you become a half-demon?"

"No."

"So, you are already the luckiest one, and the cultivation of monsters takes a long time to accumulate, and you are about to become a real monster in just half a year. Even if it was placed thousands of years ago, I'm afraid it would be considered fast, of course it can't compare with me."

"Boss, the last sentence is redundant."

"Yeah, it's rare that I can pull it... Besides, isn't Ruoshui refining the Transformation Pill for you? Soon you will be completely transformed and become a real monster, so don't be depressed, Brace yourself, it's your job to keep laughing."

"..." Ah Huang raised his head sadly, "Boss, why do you comfort me so much, I feel even more sad..."

(By the way, it’s a new month, right? It’s not too much to ask for a monthly pass, right?)