house fairy

"Beside Yushan Mountain, the cherry blossom forest suddenly bloomed for unknown reasons, and the strange phenomenon stunned the citizens!"

"The cherry blossoms are blooming again, attracting citizens rushing to enjoy the flowers!"

"The second bloom of the cherry blossoms—a miracle? Or a sign of abnormal weather?"

"Pfft hahaha..."

Seeing the overwhelming reports on TV and newspapers, Bingsha couldn't help but burst out laughing, rolling on the sofa, her skirt turned up by her, Yue Fei looked at the light blue panties, I feel that I just need to quietly appreciate it. [

"This group of idiots, it's Master Ruoshui's mana, who let those cherry blossom trees bloom again, but insisted on saying that the weather is abnormal, they are simply too stupid! Hahahaha..."

Bingsha watched those experts overjoyed. They pretended to explain the reason why the abnormal weather caused the cherry blossoms to bloom again, but this so-called reason was full of loopholes in the eyes of Yue Fei and others who knew the truth. Few believed it.

"What's so funny," Yue Fei said angrily, "For the majority of the people, the reasons that can be explained scientifically are reasonable. If you told me before that there are any fairies and monsters in this world, I wouldn't take it It’s not bad for you to be crazy, it’s normal for these people to react like this.”

"Hey, if you can fool me like this, I would have blown up that big firework if I knew that Xiao Linglong and I would have blown up that big firework." Bingsha shook her head excitedly and said, "When the time comes, there will be another snowstorm, it must be spectacular—— And those experts must be able to find a reasonable explanation."

"Be reasonable, sister! That's the end of the world!"

Yue Feiqi didn't make a fuss: "It's fine if you don't say it, but I'll get angry if you say it. What's wrong with playing? You have to dig a hole in the crater! Don't you know it's dangerous there!?"

Bingsha hurriedly avoided Yue Fei's brain collapse, and slipped behind Yue Ning, showing her face and sticking out her tongue.

Looking at Yue Ning's doting eyes, Yue Fei could only give up resentfully.

This idiot has learned to be smart now and knows how to find an umbrella.

"Boom."

At this time the door rang, and the disheveled Xi Shu came back from the outside with a resentful expression on his face.

"where did you go?"

Yue Fei looked at the surprised expression on Xi Shu's face, and he noticed very sensitively that Xi Shu seemed to be very depressed.

"Yo, you're back? How's the result?"

Ah Huang was lying on the rocking chair, looking at Xi Shu with a smirk on his face.

"There's a bad result!" Xi Shu shouted indignantly: "You are a scumbag at all! How can it be as simple as you said!? I almost fell!"

"what happened?"

Yue Fei was taken aback.

"It's not that bastard Ah Huang!"

Xi Shu raised his foot and kicked Ah Huang, but Ah Huang avoided it very quickly, curled his lips and said, "That's because you are not good enough. no problem."

"You still say it!" Xi Shu scolded angrily: "My face was almost swollen! In the end, even the police came running over—fortunately, I ran fast!"

Others in the room were even more baffled.

So Xi Shu explained what happened and the reasons for it with some embarrassment.

As I said before, the reason why Xi Shu wanted to come to the Sun Country so much was because he was influenced by the singing snake on the one hand, and on the other hand, he was tempted by the customs of the Sun Country. He has not really tasted it since he came to the mortal world. The taste of "meat" is completely incomparable with those of Wutongshen who eat meat every day.

After returning from Yushan Mountain yesterday, Xi Shu wanted to go out to experience the nightlife in Sakura City, but because he had to follow that Mu Chimaru at night, he had no chance, so he finally had a rest today, so he wanted to go out to try his luck.

As a result, Ah Huang began to become an expert.

With your handsome and scumbag appearance, you are the most popular kind in the Sun Country. The women in the Sun Country will definitely lose their legs and be unable to leave immediately when they see you. She went to the love hotel together, guaranteed to catch one of them. This is Ah Huang's original words.

"Then what happened started to cheat!"

Xi Shu angrily pointed at Ah Huang and cursed: "According to what Ah Huang said, there was no success at all! Those women either blushed and turned away, or asked me to buy some strange things. What's more, I just opened my eyes and screamed, and the police next to me rushed over! When some women heard this, they immediately raised their hands and slapped my face, and the men next to them also slapped my mother. Eggs! My brother lives on his face!"

Ah Huang spread his paws and said, "Although it is easy to hook up, it is not that simple. Compensated dating, assisted dating, understand? Those girls give you their bodies to enjoy, of course you have to ask for some You're paid! You are a scumbag, those who let you buy things, you just need to buy some bags and clothes, and they will have sex with you. Are you still short of this money? "

"It's not a big deal. The worst thing is that on the way back just now, there was a pretty chick on the way back. I thought about going up to try my luck, but before I even said a word, she told me to get out of here. Get out!"

Having said that, Xi Shu's face turned green.

"Pfft!" Ah Huang immediately sprayed: "Aren't you? You are so obedient!?"

Even Yue Ning and the others couldn't help laughing.

"No no no, you didn't get what I meant, I mean I really 'fucked'."

Xi Shu pointed at himself with a dark face, and that disheveled look already explained the problem.

"She said let me 'roll', and then my body really 'rolled' on the ground as she said."

Xi Shu emphasized it again, with an ugly expression on his face: "Although a large part of the reason is because I took it lightly, it is a shame that I fell into the hands of a mortal girl!"

Ruoshui was stunned: "Speaking spirit? Power Word?"

"No, no," Xi Shu waved his hands again and again, "It's not that kind of thing at all, it's just a kind of spiritual suggestion, because at that time my attention... ahem, was all on how to hook girls, so I didn't pay attention, and was immediately caught Damn, when I come back to my senses, the girl is gone."

"I think so, it is impossible for mortals to master that kind of power, it seems to be hypnotism," Ruoshui immediately returned to his original lazy look, "But I didn't expect you to be hypnotized by a mortal, Xi Shu, you It’s really going backwards.”[

As soon as Xi Shu heard Ruoshui's words, he wanted to kill Ah Huang and eat hot pot. If it wasn't for this guy's cheating idea, how could he fall into the hands of a mortal?

With one punch, he pumped it.

"Ahem, you can't blame me, I can only blame you for your inexperience, magician... Uh no, it's the magister boy..."

Ah Huang looked at Xi Shu innocently, jumping up and down to avoid his fist.

"Actually, you can't blame Ah Huang for this matter, it's because you are too lacking in vigilance."

Ruoshui nodded and said in a serious manner, then his eyes flashed, and he said casually: "As a great, enlightened and just master, you must consider your subordinates, since you want to experience the customs of the Sun Kingdom so much. Ye, then let’s decide on our activities tonight, let’s go to see the custom hotel in the Sun Kingdom... Si Liu... let’s say yes... I went there to comfort Xi Shu... Si Liu... But it's definitely not what I want to..."

Yue Fei put on a stern face: "Don't you dare to be a bit of a fairy? Your saliva is dripping out!"

"A custom shop?"

Lin Kele raised his hand curiously, "What is that? Customs and customs? A specialty store?"

"Uh..." Xu Xuan's expression was very strange, "It's barely a specialty..."

The custom bar of Sun Country is really a special product here, only owned by Sun Country, you really can’t see it in other places.

Li Yu and Ning Hailan are completely entangled at the moment. If there was some respect and admiration for the existence of Ruo Shui before, after getting along for a while, this trace of respect and admiration has completely disappeared. All that's left is the mess.

I have never heard of any immortal being so curious about the mortal porn industry!

"Then, that... I, we won't go..."

Li Yu winked at Ning Hailan, and then stammered: "Xin, Xinyi is underage...it's not suitable for her to go to that kind of occasion..."

"Underage?"

Li Xinyi glanced at Bingsha and Linglong, who were shorter than herself, and Jiuyue, who was mentally like a child, then looked at herself, pursed her mouth, and suddenly realized that she really seemed to be the youngest in this room.

"That's right, Sun Country's laws are very strict on such places, and minors are not allowed to enter."

As if he had found the reason, Li Yu breathed a sigh of relief, and said plausibly: "And there is nothing to see in this special industry in the Sun Kingdom, so we won't go, you go..."

Li Yu was really afraid that Li Xinyi would be affected in some way. If a good girl suddenly turned into Ruo Shui, she would have a headache as a mother.

In fact, the current Li Xinyi is not much worse than Ruoshui, the difference is only that one is outgoing and the other is restrained...

"I'm not going either..."

Yue Ning had heard of certain industries in Sun Country, her face was slightly rosy, then she gave Yue Fei a warning look, and said lightly: "However, you can go and see if you really do If something strange happened... I won't recognize you as a younger brother after I come back!"

Yue Fei's heart skipped a beat, and he said with a dry smile, "Even if I go, I'll just supervise Ruoshui...how could he do something strange, right Ruoshui?"

Ruoshui's eyes widened suddenly: "Huh? Didn't you tell me before that you wanted to use your sword to win glory for the country in the custom shop? This is a rare opportunity, why did you suddenly change your mind?"

When will I...

Yue Fei was stunned. After he noticed Li Yu, Ning Hailan and Yue Ning's suddenly sharp eyes, he immediately understood what this guy wanted to do.

You are not cheating and uncomfortable, Ski! ?