house fairy
Chapter 60 Don't pretend to be aggressive, pretend to be struck by lightning
Hearing the clerk's words, the expressions of several people were very strange.
Qin Zhan's face turned red and then pale. Looking at the innocent shop assistant, he wished to kill him.Originally, he was not good at showing off his wealth so straightforwardly. He finally thought about using it once, and he was still a little dark in his heart, but he was demolished in the end.
Yue Fei and Yue Ning were stunned for a while, forced back their smiles and turned their heads away. They were exposed when they were bragging. No one would like to encounter such a bitter thing, but there is no doubt that everyone would love to see...
Lin Kele covered his mouth and laughed lightly: "Could it be that this knife flew to Shennongjia to kill wild wolves?"
Qin Zhan snorted coldly, and said lightly: "Maybe I got it wrong, not this set of knives..." [
Ruoshui frowned slightly, and said to Yue Fei, "Why does this person talk so much nonsense? He didn't run away after the lie was exposed, and tried to cover up this lie with another lie. Doesn't he know what it means to be shameless?"
Ruoshui's voice was not low, because she never cared what others thought, let alone what others thought of her, so Qin Zhan heard her words clearly.
Qin Zhan's face changed on the spot: "Whose child is so uneducated!? Didn't your parents teach you how adults talk and children don't interrupt!?"
In Qin Zhan's eyes, Ruoshui, who looks twelve or thirteen years old, is obviously a child. Although he looks like a top-notch beauty, he hasn't grown up yet, has he?Qin Zhan is not a lolicon.
If it was another girl, it would be fine for him to say that, but the problem is that the target is Ruo Shui.
So Qin Zhan was tragic.
Ruoshui sneered, with the corners of his mouth slightly upturned, but what he said made Qin Zhan's face turn blue: "As an existence that cannot be defeated, I don't mind if you, an inferior existence, speak wild words to me, just like the gods in the sky. The gods will never pay attention to the curses of mortals, the beaming will never care about the threat of Big Big Wolf, and Xiaozhi will never care about the Rockets coming again, because you will never be able to turn your lies into reality."
I was deeply despised by a little girl!Qin Zhan's anger was rising slowly. If it wasn't for the sake of face, he might have the heart to do something!
"You try to use your wealth to hit us, but in fact, none of us cares about your wealth, so you feel that you have lost face, and then you try to cover up your embarrassment with anger, but you are caught I exposed it, so you are even more angry, but because of your own identity, you can't easily get angry with us, the "inferior people" in your eyes, so you can only hold it in your heart... By the way, kindly remind you, It’s easy to get into trouble if you hold back like this.”
Qin Zhan was about to turn into the face of Guan Gong, and he really had the urge to vomit blood right now.
Yue Fei stood beside him with an expression on his face. He naturally knew that Ruoshui was very eloquent, but he was deeply impressed by Ruoshui's poisonous tongue once again. If he was Qin Zhan, he might have turned around by now. Just left, how can I have the courage to stand in front of her.
Lin Kele was dumbfounded when she heard this, the astonishing words of little sister Ruoshui obviously greatly exceeded her expectations, she never thought that the little girl in front of her could be so eloquent.
Even Yue Ning saw Ruoshui's eloquence for the first time, and she was dumbfounded in surprise.
After Ruoshui said those words, he still had some ideas, but looking at Yue Fei, he felt that he should stop in moderation, otherwise these mortals would be completely overwhelmed by her great wisdom, so he said earnestly: "Being a human being is the most important thing. One thing is to keep a low profile, remember, don't pretend to be aggressive, and you will be struck by lightning."
This adage appeared on a 13-year-old girl with a serious heart, and the target was a person who was on the verge of three. No matter how you looked at the scene, it was funny, but the person involved, Qin Zhan, and even the clerk who was making soy sauce couldn't laugh. , they don't dare to treat Ruoshui as an ordinary little girl now.
This is a sharp-tongued lolita with a sharp mouth and a black belly. Qin Zhan definitely doesn't like this attribute.
Yue Fei felt a moment of silence for Qin Zhan. I am afraid that few people would feel happy facing this kind of little girl.
Qin Zhan's face turned blue, and he was about to say something, but he suddenly remembered something, and the expression on his face became inexplicably terrified, pointing at Ruoshui and trembling all over his body: "It's you!? It's you!? "
It was the little girl in front of him that he ran into with his car that day! [
Although he did drink a lot that day, his memory has always been good. Although it was an unexpected situation at that time, he just glanced at such a beautiful little girl and remembered it.
Qin Zhan's attention was all on Lin Kele and Yue Fei before, and he didn't pay much attention to this little girl, but Ruoshui attracted his attention as soon as he opened his mouth, but now he gradually recalled .
Thinking about it this time, Qin Zhan was naturally a little terrified, bumping into a telephone pole?Only ghosts believe that reason!But he ran into this girl with his car, and it turned out that he was the one who had the accident, not the little girl!Obviously there is a big problem here!
Yue Fei told him at the time, but he bumped into a monster!
"Ghost, ghost, female ghost..."
Qin Zhan's teeth were chattering. Although it was broad daylight, he felt his back was cold, as if he was in an ice cellar.
Ruoshui was furious immediately: "You are a talented female ghost! Your whole family is female ghosts! How dare you despise me like this, it is too rampant! Have you already made up your mind to die!?"
"Ahhhhh!!"
Qin Zhan's scalp was numb, and as soon as Ruoshui moved his body, he immediately screamed, turned his head and ran away!
Ruoshui sneered, and casually put his little hand on Yue Fei's body, quickly drawing mana.
He even dared to say that the weak water fairy who is more noble in the nine heavens is a female ghost. This is a great insult to her. How can a fairy be compared with that lonely ghost?
As soon as Ruoshui moved, Yue Fei noticed it, and said with a bitter face, "Don't go too far..."
Ruoshui glared at Yue Fei: "Are you trying to command me!? He dared to insult me, I must teach him a lesson!"
"He's just an ordinary person, he can't bear your blow..."
"I have my own plans!"
Ruoshui snorted coldly, and took his hand away. Qin Zhan, who had just run outside, shuddered inexplicably. The next moment, a finger-thick lightning suddenly fell from the sky, clinging tightly to Qin Zhan's face and splitting. to the ground.
There was a muffled sound next to his ear, and Qin Zhan found a small scorched black hole on the ground in front of his toes, and smoke was still coming out of it, Qin Zhan's hair almost stood on end in fright!
Before he could react, there was another muffled rumbling sound, and fine lightning bolts fell from the sky inexplicably, and they all struck around Qin Zhan. Qin Zhan danced and danced like crazy, he didn't even drive the car, and ran away crazily. Dodge the lightning.
It's fine if he doesn't run around, but if he runs, he will suffer completely.
The lightning in the sky was attracted by the metal knife held high in Qin Zhan's hand, and the fine lightning suddenly merged into one strand, and struck Qin Zhan with a bang!
"what"
With a scream, Qin Zhan fell to the ground, his hair stood on end, a puff of black smoke came out of his body, feces and urine flowed from his crotch, and he became incontinent on the spot. [
The passers-by outside were all stunned. They had seen all kinds of strange things, but they had never seen anything so weird. Let alone the thunderbolt in the clear sky in broad daylight, they even chased a person and hacked them!
"What the hell..."
The clerk at the camping supply store wiped his eyes with a look of disbelief.
"I've said it all, don't pretend to be coercive, you will be struck by lightning."
Ruoshui gloated.
"call the ambulance."
After Yue Fei finished talking to the clerk, he turned his head and stared at Ruoshui.
"Don't blame me, it has nothing to do with me."
Ruo Shui stared at Yue Fei without showing any weakness, and curled his lips and said, "You are so big, you don't even know that metal can attract lightning, what a waste."
Yue Fei had no choice but to take Ruo Shui, and sighed: "If something happens to him, we will be in trouble."
If something went wrong with Qin Zhan because of this weird incident, although other people may not know the problem, Yang Yeyang is clear about it. Yang Yeyang must know that they did it.
What's more, there is now a department that specializes in dealing with such incidents, and Qingyun Laodao is still a member of that department, so there are a lot of troubles...
Ruoshui curled her lips, those things have nothing to do with her, you know, even the Jade Emperor is not qualified to control her, and the government departments of mortals can't control her no matter what.
As far as Ruoshui is concerned, she doesn't have the heart to study those tricks in mortal politics. When troubles come, if they can be resolved peacefully, they will be handed over to Yue Fei. If they cannot be resolved peacefully, they will be slapped to death with drugs and then resolved.
Perhaps it is also because of the influence of the weak water that Yue Fei's concept of the government is becoming more and more vague now. He doesn't have too high requirements for life. He has a family, a job to make money, and a lover. up.
This kind of request can be easily fulfilled no matter where it is, and because Yue Ning has been dependent on each other since he was a child, and he has to bear all the hardships by himself. The government has no meaning for him, so Yue Fei actually has no sense of belonging to Huaguo. So strong, it was precisely because of Yue Fei's indifferent attitude that Qin Zhan attacked him.
First, I have no relatives, and second, I don't have a formal job. The house is also rented, and the money comes from a decent way. Are you going to use official methods to suppress me?I'm sorry, my life is worrying, I have nothing to ask you officials, I don't need you, as long as I don't have to curry favor with you, you are a fart to me, our lives are all intersected, what can you do to me?
Are you going to do something wrong?I'm not afraid of you either. Now there are three invulnerable monsters sitting in the house, and a half-demon who loves to talk. They are all inhumans. Will they be afraid of you mortals?It's a joke!Even if it's Ah Huang with scumbag combat power, it's not something you can bear if he really gets mad. Although he is only a half-demon, he is still a "demon" after all!
The matter was as simple as that. Although Yue Fei looked like an ordinary college student, he was actually an invulnerable fortress. The methods Qin Zhan used to use were of no use to him at all.
The only thing Yue Fei is afraid of is trouble.
Qin Zhan's face turned red and then pale. Looking at the innocent shop assistant, he wished to kill him.Originally, he was not good at showing off his wealth so straightforwardly. He finally thought about using it once, and he was still a little dark in his heart, but he was demolished in the end.
Yue Fei and Yue Ning were stunned for a while, forced back their smiles and turned their heads away. They were exposed when they were bragging. No one would like to encounter such a bitter thing, but there is no doubt that everyone would love to see...
Lin Kele covered his mouth and laughed lightly: "Could it be that this knife flew to Shennongjia to kill wild wolves?"
Qin Zhan snorted coldly, and said lightly: "Maybe I got it wrong, not this set of knives..." [
Ruoshui frowned slightly, and said to Yue Fei, "Why does this person talk so much nonsense? He didn't run away after the lie was exposed, and tried to cover up this lie with another lie. Doesn't he know what it means to be shameless?"
Ruoshui's voice was not low, because she never cared what others thought, let alone what others thought of her, so Qin Zhan heard her words clearly.
Qin Zhan's face changed on the spot: "Whose child is so uneducated!? Didn't your parents teach you how adults talk and children don't interrupt!?"
In Qin Zhan's eyes, Ruoshui, who looks twelve or thirteen years old, is obviously a child. Although he looks like a top-notch beauty, he hasn't grown up yet, has he?Qin Zhan is not a lolicon.
If it was another girl, it would be fine for him to say that, but the problem is that the target is Ruo Shui.
So Qin Zhan was tragic.
Ruoshui sneered, with the corners of his mouth slightly upturned, but what he said made Qin Zhan's face turn blue: "As an existence that cannot be defeated, I don't mind if you, an inferior existence, speak wild words to me, just like the gods in the sky. The gods will never pay attention to the curses of mortals, the beaming will never care about the threat of Big Big Wolf, and Xiaozhi will never care about the Rockets coming again, because you will never be able to turn your lies into reality."
I was deeply despised by a little girl!Qin Zhan's anger was rising slowly. If it wasn't for the sake of face, he might have the heart to do something!
"You try to use your wealth to hit us, but in fact, none of us cares about your wealth, so you feel that you have lost face, and then you try to cover up your embarrassment with anger, but you are caught I exposed it, so you are even more angry, but because of your own identity, you can't easily get angry with us, the "inferior people" in your eyes, so you can only hold it in your heart... By the way, kindly remind you, It’s easy to get into trouble if you hold back like this.”
Qin Zhan was about to turn into the face of Guan Gong, and he really had the urge to vomit blood right now.
Yue Fei stood beside him with an expression on his face. He naturally knew that Ruoshui was very eloquent, but he was deeply impressed by Ruoshui's poisonous tongue once again. If he was Qin Zhan, he might have turned around by now. Just left, how can I have the courage to stand in front of her.
Lin Kele was dumbfounded when she heard this, the astonishing words of little sister Ruoshui obviously greatly exceeded her expectations, she never thought that the little girl in front of her could be so eloquent.
Even Yue Ning saw Ruoshui's eloquence for the first time, and she was dumbfounded in surprise.
After Ruoshui said those words, he still had some ideas, but looking at Yue Fei, he felt that he should stop in moderation, otherwise these mortals would be completely overwhelmed by her great wisdom, so he said earnestly: "Being a human being is the most important thing. One thing is to keep a low profile, remember, don't pretend to be aggressive, and you will be struck by lightning."
This adage appeared on a 13-year-old girl with a serious heart, and the target was a person who was on the verge of three. No matter how you looked at the scene, it was funny, but the person involved, Qin Zhan, and even the clerk who was making soy sauce couldn't laugh. , they don't dare to treat Ruoshui as an ordinary little girl now.
This is a sharp-tongued lolita with a sharp mouth and a black belly. Qin Zhan definitely doesn't like this attribute.
Yue Fei felt a moment of silence for Qin Zhan. I am afraid that few people would feel happy facing this kind of little girl.
Qin Zhan's face turned blue, and he was about to say something, but he suddenly remembered something, and the expression on his face became inexplicably terrified, pointing at Ruoshui and trembling all over his body: "It's you!? It's you!? "
It was the little girl in front of him that he ran into with his car that day! [
Although he did drink a lot that day, his memory has always been good. Although it was an unexpected situation at that time, he just glanced at such a beautiful little girl and remembered it.
Qin Zhan's attention was all on Lin Kele and Yue Fei before, and he didn't pay much attention to this little girl, but Ruoshui attracted his attention as soon as he opened his mouth, but now he gradually recalled .
Thinking about it this time, Qin Zhan was naturally a little terrified, bumping into a telephone pole?Only ghosts believe that reason!But he ran into this girl with his car, and it turned out that he was the one who had the accident, not the little girl!Obviously there is a big problem here!
Yue Fei told him at the time, but he bumped into a monster!
"Ghost, ghost, female ghost..."
Qin Zhan's teeth were chattering. Although it was broad daylight, he felt his back was cold, as if he was in an ice cellar.
Ruoshui was furious immediately: "You are a talented female ghost! Your whole family is female ghosts! How dare you despise me like this, it is too rampant! Have you already made up your mind to die!?"
"Ahhhhh!!"
Qin Zhan's scalp was numb, and as soon as Ruoshui moved his body, he immediately screamed, turned his head and ran away!
Ruoshui sneered, and casually put his little hand on Yue Fei's body, quickly drawing mana.
He even dared to say that the weak water fairy who is more noble in the nine heavens is a female ghost. This is a great insult to her. How can a fairy be compared with that lonely ghost?
As soon as Ruoshui moved, Yue Fei noticed it, and said with a bitter face, "Don't go too far..."
Ruoshui glared at Yue Fei: "Are you trying to command me!? He dared to insult me, I must teach him a lesson!"
"He's just an ordinary person, he can't bear your blow..."
"I have my own plans!"
Ruoshui snorted coldly, and took his hand away. Qin Zhan, who had just run outside, shuddered inexplicably. The next moment, a finger-thick lightning suddenly fell from the sky, clinging tightly to Qin Zhan's face and splitting. to the ground.
There was a muffled sound next to his ear, and Qin Zhan found a small scorched black hole on the ground in front of his toes, and smoke was still coming out of it, Qin Zhan's hair almost stood on end in fright!
Before he could react, there was another muffled rumbling sound, and fine lightning bolts fell from the sky inexplicably, and they all struck around Qin Zhan. Qin Zhan danced and danced like crazy, he didn't even drive the car, and ran away crazily. Dodge the lightning.
It's fine if he doesn't run around, but if he runs, he will suffer completely.
The lightning in the sky was attracted by the metal knife held high in Qin Zhan's hand, and the fine lightning suddenly merged into one strand, and struck Qin Zhan with a bang!
"what"
With a scream, Qin Zhan fell to the ground, his hair stood on end, a puff of black smoke came out of his body, feces and urine flowed from his crotch, and he became incontinent on the spot. [
The passers-by outside were all stunned. They had seen all kinds of strange things, but they had never seen anything so weird. Let alone the thunderbolt in the clear sky in broad daylight, they even chased a person and hacked them!
"What the hell..."
The clerk at the camping supply store wiped his eyes with a look of disbelief.
"I've said it all, don't pretend to be coercive, you will be struck by lightning."
Ruoshui gloated.
"call the ambulance."
After Yue Fei finished talking to the clerk, he turned his head and stared at Ruoshui.
"Don't blame me, it has nothing to do with me."
Ruo Shui stared at Yue Fei without showing any weakness, and curled his lips and said, "You are so big, you don't even know that metal can attract lightning, what a waste."
Yue Fei had no choice but to take Ruo Shui, and sighed: "If something happens to him, we will be in trouble."
If something went wrong with Qin Zhan because of this weird incident, although other people may not know the problem, Yang Yeyang is clear about it. Yang Yeyang must know that they did it.
What's more, there is now a department that specializes in dealing with such incidents, and Qingyun Laodao is still a member of that department, so there are a lot of troubles...
Ruoshui curled her lips, those things have nothing to do with her, you know, even the Jade Emperor is not qualified to control her, and the government departments of mortals can't control her no matter what.
As far as Ruoshui is concerned, she doesn't have the heart to study those tricks in mortal politics. When troubles come, if they can be resolved peacefully, they will be handed over to Yue Fei. If they cannot be resolved peacefully, they will be slapped to death with drugs and then resolved.
Perhaps it is also because of the influence of the weak water that Yue Fei's concept of the government is becoming more and more vague now. He doesn't have too high requirements for life. He has a family, a job to make money, and a lover. up.
This kind of request can be easily fulfilled no matter where it is, and because Yue Ning has been dependent on each other since he was a child, and he has to bear all the hardships by himself. The government has no meaning for him, so Yue Fei actually has no sense of belonging to Huaguo. So strong, it was precisely because of Yue Fei's indifferent attitude that Qin Zhan attacked him.
First, I have no relatives, and second, I don't have a formal job. The house is also rented, and the money comes from a decent way. Are you going to use official methods to suppress me?I'm sorry, my life is worrying, I have nothing to ask you officials, I don't need you, as long as I don't have to curry favor with you, you are a fart to me, our lives are all intersected, what can you do to me?
Are you going to do something wrong?I'm not afraid of you either. Now there are three invulnerable monsters sitting in the house, and a half-demon who loves to talk. They are all inhumans. Will they be afraid of you mortals?It's a joke!Even if it's Ah Huang with scumbag combat power, it's not something you can bear if he really gets mad. Although he is only a half-demon, he is still a "demon" after all!
The matter was as simple as that. Although Yue Fei looked like an ordinary college student, he was actually an invulnerable fortress. The methods Qin Zhan used to use were of no use to him at all.
The only thing Yue Fei is afraid of is trouble.
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